Miss Succubus swore that she was twenty-four years old, and that for as long as she could remember, her mother had told her that there was almost no way there would be a man in the world that their succubus could not take, and that the only thing she needed to remember was that she must not overdo it, otherwise it would invite disaster.

She took this teaching to heart, and since the age of seventeen she had traveled the world, and had 10,000 ways to play with dog men, whether it was a ghost boy on the side of the street or a social elite in an office building, she always had a way to take it.

But today Miss Succubus found that she couldn't get close to that strange boy with all her might, which made her feel very embarrassed and a little dignified, so she thought about it again and again, so she took out the succubus world's unique skill at the bottom of the box - sincerity is always a nirvana for men.

She made up a large paragraph of text, deleted and changed it for a few hours, from being a succubus to how she should be careful to live in the world, to what troubles she usually has, and finally euphemistically said that she didn't want a partner but wanted a friend, etc.

There are about more than 3,000 words, every word is full of true feelings, and it even contains the ups and downs that only professional players can use, and the reason why he sent a message to Brother Xiao Zhang is because he has no evil thoughts about himself, which makes her feel very reliable. The turning point was because last night's accident gave her no more chance to talk to Brother Xiao Zhang, and the result was that she could only send a lot of messages today, and said in the most humble tone that if he disturbed Brother Xiao Zhang, he could delete himself at any time.

After the message was sent, Brother Zhang sent back the message in less than six seconds, with a single word "oh".

Seeing this "oh" word, Miss Succubus's mentality exploded, more than 3,000 words! He replied with an "oh", what is this concept? That is, he didn't look at it at all, but just saw a lot of white words and replied casually.

Playing geese all day long and being pecked blind by geese today, how familiar this plot is, there were so many gentle boys who sent themselves a lot of words like this, and they didn't even bother to look at it, and then just like what happened to me today, replied with an oh word.

At this moment, she finally understood what the other party's mood would be when her short "oh" was sent out, the pain of being ignored was so clearly visible, but this was really addictive when licking the dog, although her heart hurt so much that it was hard to breathe, but the stubbornness in her bones was never absent, and she decided to try again a little later.

And at this moment, Brother Zhang put down his mobile phone, he actually didn't need six seconds to read three thousand words, these six seconds were still because the mobile phone signal was not good when he sent it, and it took him about two and a half seconds to read the whole content, or because he had to turn the page, if he didn't turn down, he could know the whole content at a glance.

"Teacher, are you busy? If you're busy, leave me alone. ”

Sitting opposite him was Chen Siwen, today Chen Siwen said that he would invite him to dinner, and she set the time, and the place was set by Brother Zhang. And Brother Xiao Zhang set the location in the school cafeteria, fifteen yuan for two people, one meat and one vegetable free soup.

"Nothing." Brother Xiao Zhang smiled: "In other words, you haven't been in the same situation as before recently, right?" ”

"Hmm."

Chen Siwen laughed, Xiao Young's recovery ability is very strong, she is now changing every day is particularly obvious, before she has to wait until the classroom is empty before she can go to bed, and she has to get up at five o'clock in the morning, so she has very little sleep time, and not enough sleep makes her look dry, thin, wrinkled, but after this period of recuperation, she can easily sleep for eight hours a day, eat well and sleep well, and the collagen she lost is replenished at once, Now her skin is at least five degrees brighter than before, and her face has become fleshy, and she has the appearance of a girl, no longer a thin monkey.

"It's good."

Brother Xiao Zhang doesn't like to talk, so in his world, there is no business of talking about sass, it is the simplest and basic question and answer mode, and there is very little chat, so if people who are not familiar with him just know him, they will feel that this person is very cold, but those who are familiar with him will know that the word "feel" is redundant, and he is very cold.

But Gao Leng doesn't mean that he is lonely and weird, his temper is recognized as good, so far no one has seen him depressed and impatient, let alone seen him lose his temper, in other words, this person is in the eyes of most people, he is not clean like a human being.

"Teacher Zhang, I have a question." Chen Siwen suddenly asked curiously: "Even now, although I don't have nightmares every day, someone will teach me this and that in my dreams every day." I'm a little worried. ”

"What do you teach?"

"It seems to be some kind of Taoist this, that, I ...... I don't really understand. ”

"It's okay." Brother Xiao Zhang nodded and said, "Let it be." ”

In fact, Brother Xiao Zhang probably knows what the situation is, but he has nothing to say, anyway, it's not a bad thing, just continue like this, anyway, as long as Chen Siwen has no physical problems now, everything will be fine, as for other things, I will talk about it later.

After eating a boring meal, Chen Siwen said goodbye to Brother Zhang, because she now seems to have to make up for all the sleep she has had since the death of her parents, and she will be sleepy even at noon, and she must go back to the dormitory to sleep for an hour to be comfortable.

For example, he chooses to be alone most of the time in school, sitting by the school's artificial lake with headphones on, quietly looking at the lake in a daze, he can sit as long as he has a break, anyway, from a secular point of view, he is a very strange person.

And after such a long period of contact, everyone will also find that he has a very significant characteristic, that is, he never takes the initiative to contact anyone, without any exceptions, whether it is communication software or telephone, basically he is passive, except for work and asking about some things, he will not send messages to anyone and will not call anyone to chat.

He doesn't participate in any international situation, celebrity hot searches, and colleague gossip, and it can even be said that he doesn't know anything, as if he is not from this world.

This afternoon, as usual, he sat in the pavilion by the artificial lake, wearing headphones and looking at the lake, not knowing what he was thinking, just sitting quietly.

At half past three in the afternoon, Miss Succubus got up, and after a full meal in her dreams, her spirit seemed fuller, and she took out her mobile phone from the bedside, and decided to regroup and charge again on the high ground that had not been taken.

"Little brother, is little brother here?"

When the message was sent here, Brother Zhang's silence was interrupted, he lowered his head and glanced at his phone, just wanted to reply to the message, but he didn't expect Miss Succubus to call the video.

He clicked on, and then he saw Miss Succubus lying on the bed with a lazy face, thinking about it, he knew what kind of posture the girl who just got up in the middle of summer would be, but she was really good at it, every movement was carefully choreographed, which could make people feel the impulse of the kick but let people see nothing.

"What is the little brother doing?"

"Daze."

Brother Xiao Zhang never lies, he is just in a daze, and this is his daily routine most of the time, he works when he can work, and he is in a daze when he doesn't work, but when this gesture is said to others, it is like a deliberate statement to protect privacy, which makes people feel unreal.

So Miss Succubus increased the firepower, she turned over, from lying on her stomach to lying down, and the video angle was just enough to drill into the gap of her pajamas for five centimeters, not too much and not so much that she couldn't see at all.

"You're a teacher, aren't you, haven't school started yet? Let's go out to dinner together in the evening, I'll invite you. ”

Miss Succubus speaks slimy, with a very special nasal voice, which makes her voice seem lazy, and the speed of speech is not fast and there is a little accent, even the simplest words give people a very special reverie experience.

So why are there few men in the world who can withstand succubi, they are carefully cultivated by nature to destroy men, even if they are defined as harmless creatures, it is because the number is too small, if they are allowed to get together the entire daughter country, it will be a man's juicer, a land of Shura with no flesh and blood. The final result of the impact on them may be even worse than that of the Verdun meat grinder.

But if this succubus lady is unlucky, she doesn't feel like she's in the middle of a showdown, because she's trying to get a handle on someone who can't even handle the most beautiful woman in the world.

"Is it okay to just make friends? You know who I am, I don't have any friends here. ”

Miss Succubus looks pitiful, and when the corners of her mouth are down, most men will be willing to die for her, which she is very confident in.

But this time, she probably understood what it meant to break the halberd and sink into the sand, and Brother Xiao Zhang agreed to go out to eat, but made a very rude request: "Then you give me your identity information, and I will register it." ”

"Ha ????"

Miss Succubus looked at Brother Zhang in surprise: "I don't understand too much." ”

"Identity information is name, gender, place of origin, ID number, phone number, work unit, home address, plus two two-inch bareheaded photos." Brother Zhang picked up a small notebook: "I'll register it for you." ”

"Why?"

"Why ......" Brother Xiao Zhang scratched his face, and then was silent for a few seconds: "Because the parties can be held responsible." ”

"Hold the parties accountable?"

Miss Succubus looked dazed, but Brother Zhang didn't continue to explain to her.

However, Brother Xiao Zhang really did this to hold the party responsible, if Miss Succubus harassed, injured and all other behaviors that damaged Brother Zhang's physical and mental health during the period when he asked Brother Zhang out for dinner, the person concerned needs to be held accountable according to the registration content here.

Although this sounds absurd, the formalities are still required, after all, if Brother Xiao Zhang is not a guardian, he may still be harmed, and theoretically speaking, he cannot act alone, in order to ensure the personal safety of the Holy Lord.

But now these few don't use cards are so dead, because he's a Guardian.

As for why Miss Succubus registered, he just suddenly remembered this rule, but there was nothing special, it was okay not to register, he didn't want to go anyway.

But who would have thought that Miss Succubus would really be ruthless......

"Qin Wenting, female, twenty-four years old, native SH, ID card is 310105********3512, phone number is 189****7043, work unit is GZ Tenglong International Service Trade Group, deputy manager of the public relations department, home address is 1401, Unit 2, Building 6, ******, Baiyun District, GZ City." Miss Succubus finally said angrily: "Height 168 cm, weight 102 pounds, wearing size 37 shoes, D cup is a little empty C cup is a little crowded, usually like to use ylang-ylang fragrant shower gel, come to relatives on the 4th-10th of every month." Anything else? ”

Brother Zhang wrote in his hand, and then his hand shook, and the ordinary paper became a registration form, and then he also put the form in front of the camera to show Miss Succubus, her expression was distorted at that time, because she never imagined that this guy could actually make watches with him and wash photos on the spot......

"I've filled the succubus with the race." Brother Xiao Zhang said meticulously: "What about the nation? ”

"Hey...... Little brother, are you mistaken! ”

"Han Chinese, right?"

"Hmm."

After the record sheet was made, Brother Zhang raised his hand and threw it on the table of the Mountain King, who was there to attach wings to his Gundam and suddenly was pasted on his face by a registration form, he picked it up and looked at it, and muttered curiously: "Yay? Is there anyone else who signed up like this? ”

But when he saw that the race was a succubus, he immediately picked up the phone and called: "Hello, this is the Oriental Beauty Bathing Center, I see ......"

Before he could finish speaking, Miss Succubus hung up the phone, and the Mountain King was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly realized when he saw the watchmaker at the bottom of the table: "Oh...... It is a registration form, not an application form. ”

Because it was registered here, Brother Zhang could go out to eat with her according to the regulations, and after getting permission, Miss Succubus was relieved, and after making an appointment to hang up the video, she actually felt a sense of relief.

After that, it was time for her to dress up, but just as she was sitting in front of the mirror and applying makeup after taking a shower, she suddenly slapped her eyebrow pencil on the dresser: "Why! ”

Then he cried out aggrievedly.

But she got into trouble, crying and going to the appointment, so Miss Succubus wiped off all her makeup for the first time in her life, and went out with swollen eyes and plain faces, the more she thought about it when she was on the road, the more angry she became, the more sad she became, when did she suffer this grievance, when she watched the wind, Xiaoming, who played the role of a Japanese officer, measured Bingbing's body, she didn't feel so wronged now......

On the way there, she had prepared a lot of emotions to vent, but when she saw Brother Xiao Zhang at the door of the restaurant, she suddenly felt that she wanted to take revenge on him, so without saying a word, she rushed up and grabbed Brother Zhang's arm directly, and then took off his gloves while he was not paying attention, and directly held Brother Zhang's hand.

Brother Xiao Zhang glanced down, then was silent for a long time, silently withdrew his hand and asked with a smile, "Why did you take off your gloves?" ”

"I ......"

Miss Succubus was speechless for a moment, and then she couldn't say a word.

Brother Zhang didn't care, just nodded: "You want to see me make a fool, right?" ”

"You ......" Miss Succubus was shocked, "I didn't mean that." ”

"It's okay." Brother Xiao Zhang shook his head and said, "It's okay if you have." ”

Miss Succubus was convinced, she couldn't understand what this monster was at all...... Miss Succubus, who once thought that she was in control and had the advantage in hand, is now like a lost dog, and after several rounds of confrontation, she has completely lost the game.

"Why aren't you affected?"

After the two sat down at the window, Miss Succubus asked angrily: "I'm a succubus ......."

"I know." Brother Zhang raised his hand and called the waiter.

At this time, the waiter came over, and Brother Zhang pointed to the menu and said, "What is the difference between the Buddha jumping over the wall here and the boutique Buddha jumping over the wall?" ”

"Hello sir, the Buddha jumping over the wall in our store is 999 yuan a guest, and the boutique is 1,899 yuan a guest, the difference is in the quality of abalone and sea cucumber, and there is a difference in the production process.

"Okay, two boutiques. Add two lightly steamed lobsters, two fish maw hibiscus soup, two servings of abalone sauce for rice, plus one apricot juice bird's nest, one fish bone sea cucumber for this lady, and one Qiankun yellow croaker. ”

"Yes, sir, please wait a minute."

As soon as the menu was reported to the back kitchen, the chef immediately cleared the door - this is the time to kick the scene. The back kitchen immediately stood by, and the chef, who is usually not easy to move, hurriedly got up and began to apron, beckoning the apprentices to be busy.

And hearing the names of these dishes, Miss Succubus's face turned pale, her original intention was that two people came over to eat two group meals of 358, more than 300 per capita is already a very high consumption, but who knows that this big brother came up and directly gave more than 300 per capita to 4,080 per capita......

Miss Succubus's monthly salary is only six thousand and a half, and after this meal, I am afraid that I will not be able to buy clothes for three months...... What's more important is that she doesn't absorb these when she eats them, she's a succubus, not a glutton.

Of course, Brother Zhang is not the one who observes words, he sits there and looks at the menu, and then waits quietly for the food to be served, and Miss Succubus is not in the mood at all now, she is full of thinking about whether to wait for Huabei or use a credit card, the two of them have a meal for 10,000 yuan, this man ...... It's kind of a little bit wrong.

"Did you deliberately fix me?"

When Miss Succubus saw that there was no one around, she poked her head over and said to Brother Zhang, "Little brother, I'm a salaryman......"

And at this moment, I suddenly saw a man in the back hall of the hotel trotting out while sorting out his clothes, and when he came to Brother Xiao Zhang, he stood up and bent down: "Holy Lord, why don't you say hello to me." ”

Brother Xiao Zhang raised his head with a smile and said, "I just made an appointment with a friend here today, so I came by the way." ”

The manager-like man hurriedly said, "Then Holy Lord, I'll help you two go to the box, the environment in the hall is too noisy." ”

"No, I don't." Brother Xiao Zhang shook his head and said, then glanced at Miss Succubus: "Are you going?" ”

Miss Succubus looked up at the manager and then at Brother Zhang: "Very familiar?" Can I get a discount? ”

Brother Xiao Zhang immediately asked, "Can I get a discount?" ”

The manager was frightened on the spot: "Holy Lord, don't be joking, who has ever heard of paying for a meal at your own house......"

Miss Succubus looked up: "Huh? ”

Brother Xiao Zhang stretched out his hand: "Yes...... Tiger Girl's restaurant is one of my subordinates. ”

"Huh?" Miss Succubus was stunned when she heard this: "Aren't you a teacher?" ”

(End of chapter)