380, Miss Succubus Good morning duck

When Miss Succubus came home at night, she wrote a summary, that is, the man she couldn't figure out could be a domineering president who was hidden deeply.

Domineering may not be so domineering, but the president must be the president.

Today, she is ready to hemorrhage and invite people to go to the top restaurant in GZ City for a meal, the per capita consumption package is 399, and the package costs thousands of dollars, but when you look at it, it is someone's industry.

Usually she will go to dinner with some loyal licking dogs, but whether it is known as Sengkang or the Greater Bay Area, when have I seen the general manager of the family come over to serve tea and water, pour wine and open the bottle. It is said that Miss Succubus also has some knowledge, but she has no idea how much the bottle of wine is, anyway, she went home and probably checked, a bottle of vintage is not as good as it has to be auctioned, and the bottle drunk at night is estimated to only be seen in the collection world.

But the domineering president doesn't drink a drop of alcohol, and after drinking half a bottle himself, he still lets himself take back the remaining half bottle, which feels generous when you think about it. And he usually doesn't look good, he doesn't have the characteristics of a rich man from beginning to end, but the pickiness when people eat makes people stunned.

In 1888, the Buddha jumped over the wall and only ate two bites, a mouthful of soup and a mouthful of ingredients, and then stopped moving chopsticks, and 899 a piece of abalone, only ate one bite, and then began to drink water.

If it weren't for Miss Succubus's face, she would definitely bring the plate directly over, "If you don't eat it, I'll eat", and finally when she saw the waiter withdraw the plate, Miss Succubus's heart was like a knife.

Although she is a succubus and not a human, she has grown up in human society since she was a child, plus she has no amazing abilities, and she has no worries about food and clothing, and she is also rubbing and licking the dogs, a typical parasite pattern, so she still values money very seriously, and it is a bit ugly to say that the search is a bit ugly, but it is definitely a very budget-conscious kind, but today she really saw what is the real lifestyle of a high-end person.

Only the word "yearning" can be used to describe her current mentality and thoughts.

However, after guessing the identity of Brother Xiao Zhang, she also had some delicate thoughts, as for what he didn't reply to messages, and he didn't like to deal with people, naturally it was automatically ignored, after all, it was so good, what else do you want a bicycle?

And as soon as Brother Zhang returned to the small restaurant, he saw the thunder dragon jumping and rushing over, why is it jumping, because it is inconvenient to walk, after all, the poison of the succubus is not poison, it is a longing for love.

β€œtamader!” Lei Long sat down and pressed the gun, and then asked eagerly, "Big brother, save me!" ”

Brother Xiao Zhang swept the thunder dragon up and down, and then his expression became strange: "You don't want me to help you take drugs to heal your injuries, do you?" ”

"No, there's a picture, it's disgusting." Lei Long waved his hand and said, "How to detoxify this thing, I asked the Mountain King, and he couldn't help it...... If you do this again, you will die. ”

Brother Xiao Zhang sighed, and then pointed a finger on the forehead of the thunder dragon: "I'll help you go back in time." ”

I saw a slight touch of his fingers, and then there were waves on the thunder dragon's body, and then he immediately returned to the state of three days ago, and the thunder dragon took a deep breath: "What did I do earlier......

After saying that, he was a little frustrated, after all, he knew that it would be solved so easily, why did he bother to support it for so long, although this thing is really super fierce, but there are some things, right...... More than enough is too much.

But he doesn't blame Brother Zhang, after all, who doesn't let himself open his mouth, a man who is strong in his life, if he can't stand it, how can he easily show weakness.

"Boss, have you been dating that succubus lately?" Lei Long took out his mobile phone: "The hotel sent me a list of write-off entertainment, and you went to have a romantic dinner for two with that succubus." ”

"She invited me to dinner." Brother Xiao Zhang took off his apron and put it around his neck, although there were no guests, he was the boss of this place after all, and it was natural for him to wear work clothes here.

"Did the succubus have any effect on you? Does a monkey feel like licking a toad? ”

Speaking of this, Brother Xiao Zhang also has a very deep memory, he remembers that when he was a child, he watched the animal world or man and nature with the thunder dragon, and said that monkeys would catch toads to lick them, and then lick and lick themselves to get high.

And after the thunder dragon, Brother Zhang also knew why those old men in Europe liked to catch succubi, it was nothing more than a monkey licking a toad.

"No, it doesn't work for me."

"That's a shame." Thunder Dragon sighed, "To be honest, I'd rather she didn't feed me that cracking medicine, it's really a sin......"

Lei Long is really sad, as the god of the thunder department, the first twelve spirits, the high-ranking cultivator who talked to Yun Zhongjun and the great priest in the first Qin period, was poured a mouthful of urine by a low-level succubus, although he knew that this was to save people, but this made people's self-esteem frustrated It is also a fact.

"That's right, Boss. Let me tell you, the succubus is a creature that is highly dependent on men, in other words, it is very haunting, it is instinctive. If you find her annoying, the only way is to just kill her. Brontosaurus said the most bloody words with a hippie smile: "If you can't do it, just say something, and I'll do it for you." ”

Brother Xiao Zhang tilted his head to look at the thunder dragon, and the thunder dragon also smiled rudely, looking like an evil killer.

"Tiger girl, if you are free during this time, come over for a while, there may be something wrong with the mental state of the thunder dragon."

Seven minutes after sending a message to the tiger girl, the thunder dragon had already been dragged away by the tiger girl's ears, and when he finally got a quiet little Brother Zhang raised his head, he found a chicken curled up on the corner sofa and sleeping.

"He's back?" Brother Zhang asked the rhubarb who was grinding his teeth with an oak wood next to him: "Is something wrong?" ”

"One of his two generals is dead, and the other is crazy. said that he was going to respond to the catastrophe, but he couldn't accept the reality a little, and he came back for a while, sleeping here every day. ”

When this kind of thing happens, Brother Zhang actually doesn't have any better solution, after all, robbing this thing is something they are more interested in, maybe in the next reincarnation, everything will be solved.

As for why Brother Ji is silent, it is actually not difficult to understand, after all, nine times out of ten, he is not satisfied, and he can only talk to people, mortals are like this, and extraordinary people can't escape.

"By the way, let me help you ask, the succubus is a classic hermaphroditic autologous breeding monster, it is all male until the age of seven, and after the age of seven, it will become a female uniformly." Rhubarb raised his head and said, "They don't have any desires themselves, because they feed on desires. Therefore, throughout his life, he will continue to look for the opposite sex, and make the opposite sex lust for them in various ways. ”

Although Rhubarb is usually lazy and greedy, and his temper is still short-tempered, but it is not just as simple as erudition, as the god closest to this world among the Egyptian gods, it can communicate directly with the world dream many times, and it should be to inquire with the dream creatures in the world dream, and they basically understand it, after all, the succubus is also a dream creature, similar to nightmares, dream tapirs and the like, these creatures that live on dreams will not have much deviation in their habits.

"I think it's okay." Brother Zhang lowered his head and sorted out the postcards that the mouse and the pony found from the camel during this time: "I don't feel anything. ”

"That's you, if even a succubus can make you addicted, you be a fart guardian." Rhubarb said disdainfully: "It's just a succubus." ”

"Hahaha......" Brother Zhang raised his head and laughed a few times: "But Assassus can pollute me for a short time." ”

"It has to be Assassus, too. But I'm curious to see what happens if you're contaminated. After pondering for a long time, Rhubarb suddenly smiled and said, "It's unimaginable." ”

"I'm going to be a guy who doesn't brush my teeth in the morning, loves to swear, chooses dead fish when shopping, and wears a floral shirt." Brother Xiao Zhang reached out and rubbed Rhubarb's head: "I tried." ”

"I'm ...... You're really crazy, you dare to play this, you're really not afraid of the destruction of the world. ”

Brother Xiao Zhang propped his hands on the table, didn't make a sound for a long time, and then suddenly said with some loss: "No one has noticed." ”

The surroundings suddenly became silent, and the air was filled with a sad atmosphere, everyone tacitly knew that no one asked any more questions, just frantically recalling the day when Brother Zhang wore a floral shirt.

Then he remembered that he had walked through once, a long, long time ago, after he had gone to find Azathoth, the god of blind foolishness, and no one was surprised by this, and no one heard him swearing.

But buying dead fish seemed to be real, and many customers complained that the fish didn't taste as good as before......

And this is the result of him being polluted by the oldest and most powerful unspeakable thing, and he has not been discovered yet, even if the person concerned thinks about it, he will feel a little lost.

This is the end of the topic, no one talks about Miss Succubus anymore or about any unspeakable things, everyone feels embarrassed, because they haven't even noticed such an obvious change as Brother Zhang......

The next morning, Brother Zhang rode a small electric donkey to work, and then when he was waiting for the red light, he happened to stop next to Miss Succubus's car, this young lady drove a BMW, which was quite a good level, and when she saw Brother Zhang riding an electric car, she even couldn't believe her eyes. So he hurriedly rolled down the window: "What about this!" ”

Brother Xiao Zhang glanced sideways at her, and nodded at her lightly: "Morning." ”

"Hello duck, such a coincidence, go to work?"

"Hmm."

"What time do you get off work at noon?" I'll take you to dinner, yesterday my friend shared with me a very nice little restaurant, the kind that is hidden. ”

"No need." Brother Xiao Zhang shook his head: "It's too troublesome." ”

But how could Miss Succubus let go of such a good opportunity, and hurriedly climbed up the pole: "No, no, I was supposed to treat me yesterday, but you still invited me." This time, let's go to a small restaurant to eat, you can't invite me again. ”

Brother Zhang is never very good at refusing people, especially such trivial requests, so he reluctantly agreed: "Okay." ”

"Then I'll pick you up at half past eleven."

"Okay."

By eleven o'clock at noon, Miss Succubus couldn't help but send a message to Brother Zhang, saying that she had set off and would call him when she arrived at the school gate.

And Brother Xiao Zhang just replied with a good word.

Eventually, they met at the school gate at half-past eleven, and although Miss Succubus was dressed simply, she seemed to exude charm in every detail. When Brother Zhang saw her, she was lazily lying on the car door with sunglasses, and the moment she saw Brother Zhang, she took off her sunglasses for the first time, and then squinted her eyes against the sun and put her hands on her eyebrows.

This action would be like a monkey if someone else came, but she looked so good-looking.

"Here, here!" Although she knew that the other party had seen her, she still waved her arms vigorously, showing a sense of surprise: "Come on, come on, I'm going to die of heat." ”

Good at using overlapping words and coquettish tone.,It's always a nuclear weapon aimed at straight men.,Maybe this is a green tea behavior in the same kind of women.,But on the side of stinky men, it's clearly a good sister who is energetic.、Gentle and cute.、Pretty and moving!

There were two other people beside Brother Zhang, both of whom were members of the passerby group, and after they saw Miss Succubus's greeting, they immediately thought they were calling themselves, but before they could recover their strength, Miss Succubus had already gotten out of the car and happily walked in front of Brother Xiao Zhang, with a very intimate gesture...... It's the kind of posture that leans forward but looks up from the bottom with the head up, which looks very well-behaved and can also greatly satisfy the curiosity and desire of men to conquer.

Anyway, Miss Succubus is very good, she has no ability, but she can catch men to death.

Brother Xiao Zhang was invited by her to get into the car, and the mouths of the remaining two passers-by were as if they had eaten a light bulb, but they couldn't make a sound for a long time.

But Miss Succubus didn't care about these worthless goals, and started the car with Brother Zhang, and when he was on the road, Brother Zhang saw that the surrounding environment was becoming more and more familiar, and he suddenly realized that something was wrong......

"Today this restaurant was introduced to me by my best friend, saying that it is a restaurant hidden in a small alley, which is very good. He also said that the boss had been on TV and acted in movies, which was very powerful. ”

Brother Zhang was silent for a long time, and finally asked, "You don't usually use the Internet, right?" ”

He has always thought that he is also an Internet celebrity, and he has not changed any form since he was twenty-one years old, so he should be very recognizable in theory. Some students in the school recognized him and said that he was the owner of a very popular Internet celebrity store at that time.

But he didn't expect this succubus lady to recognize it at all......

"Internet cafes? No, I don't like a noisy environment, it's troublesome when there are too many people. What's wrong? Suddenly asked this? ”

Brother Xiao Zhang snorted: "It's nothing." ”

The car was still moving forward, until it reached the door of Chang'an Lane, Miss Succubus slowly parked the car according to the navigation prompts, and then happily got out of the car and walked inside with Brother Zhang.

"Let me tell you, they told me all the signature dishes over there, let's order the signature braised pork over there first, as well as sizzling squid, and their fried rice is said to be super delicious. But my girlfriend said that the best thing in it was all kinds of octopus dishes, and you can't eat that taste anywhere else. ”

"Hehe......"

Brother Zhang didn't know what to say except for a dry smile, and Miss Succubus didn't care too much, but he thought that he was the president of such a big hotel, and he definitely didn't look down on this small restaurant in his heart, but she was carefully screened, and the praise here was 99%, and the only one that was rated was because she felt that this place was too difficult to find......

I'm waiting to scare him later! Impress him!

(End of chapter)