394, the big guy has a lot of problems
"A foul smell!"
Hearing Qing Lingzi's words, everyone trembled, and all kinds of terrifying plots began to go around in their minds, what Eight Immortals Restaurant, what Jianguomen buns, anyway, as terrifying as it was, and even imagined that there were human corpses in the refrigerator in the back kitchen that I didn't know how long they had frozen, and there was even a head with a hideous look in the freezer.
"Steady, I'll call the police now." The physical education teacher pretended to be calm, showing the true colors of a boy: "Don't panic. ”
And at this moment, the proprietress of the back kitchen brought a pot: "Dry pot stinky tofu fat sausage." ”
As soon as the lid was opened, the smell immediately made Qing Lingzi's face pale and almost disgusted. He has always been a scholar and eats mutton. When had she ever eaten this kind of pickled thing, when the stinky tofu fat sausage was placed in front of her, she felt for the first time what it means to be a fucking person who dares to eat shit......
"That's what you mean?" Brother Zhang asked.
Qing Lingzi retched and turned his head sideways: "Hmm......"
This time the alarm was lifted, everyone looked at the computer teacher in disgust, and some people even accused: "I said you can't do it, there is a girl here, you order this thing?" ”
The computer teacher may also know what the dish he ordered is a bit like that, so he didn't speak, just lowered his head and grabbed a chopstick stinky tofu, and after delivering it to his mouth, he enjoyed the softness and spiciness, so that he was satisfied with another chopstick.
Qing Lingzi really can't eat it, firstly, he is now fasting, and secondly, he has never eaten such a bad thing even when he is the most depressed, if it weren't for the Holy Lord today, would you see this table? Give it a "don't do it if it's difficult" on the spot.
After dinner, the guys from the passerby group were quite interesting, and asked Brother Zhang to accompany Mr. Tao at the small flower bed to wait for the notice, and a few of them went in together to find it, and waited until there was news or found something abnormal before sending a message to Brother Zhang.
"These people are somewhat vulgar, and they definitely can't see that they are teaching and educating people."
"Fireworks in the world have the smell of fireworks in the world." Brother Xiao Zhang leaned there and said with a smile: "Your level is indeed not looking down on them." ”
"The subordinates don't dare."
Qing Lingzi hurriedly clenched his fist at Brother Xiao Zhang, after all, if someone else said this, he would have responded, but what the Holy Lord said, it was somewhat ironic in it, after all, as soon as he said this, he was a little "What's the matter?" I can get along with them, but you dislike the low level of others, so what am I? The taste was inside, and Qing Lingzi didn't dare to play a big card in front of the Holy Lord, so he hurriedly confessed.
"It's okay, I'm not from the same era as you, I haven't seen the Holy Lords of that era, and I don't know what their lives are like, I'm just an ordinary person who somehow inherited this position."
"Holy Lord, you can't say that, in fact, it's that the subordinates are not cultivating enough, the state of mind is insufficient, and after thousands of years of hard work, they still look at people with dog's eyes, and the subordinates look at the Holy Lord, whether they are human beings or whether they are all the same as the extraordinary, and they are really equal to all beings, and this is the state of mind that cultivators like us are pursuing." Qing Lingzi said seriously and seriously: "This is not a compliment, but a real admiration. I heard that Wen Ying said that the Holy Lord wants to profess spiritual power? ”
"Do you want to say that this kind of bridge is particularly vulgar?" Brother Xiao Zhang leaned there and smiled: "It's okay, I just want to be vulgar." ”
"No, my subordinates are just worried about the safety of the Holy Lord. Although the subordinates are willing to protect each other with their lives, but the world is thousands, and there are many people whose abilities far exceed those of their subordinates. ”
Brother Xiao Zhang didn't speak, just stretched out his hand gently, there was a small black hole in his palm, and Qing Lingzi saw through that hole that the stars were turning, and the universe was desolate. At the same time, he also felt the power contained in it that even he could not imagine, and the universe was all in it.
When he slowly withdrew his palm, Qing Lingzi bowed: "It's the subordinates who are too worried." ”
"Most of the abilities I blocked are redundant, you don't have to worry, I can't do anything about passive abilities." Brother Xiao Zhang sighed: "And if there is a special situation, I will take the initiative to solve it." I'm just trying not to influence other people as much as I can, otherwise I'm the most dangerous person. ”
Qing Lingzi pursed his lips and didn't speak, he didn't know how dangerous the Holy Lord was, originally everything in the world had a cause and effect, but he was able to reverse yin and yang and reset cause and effect, this is a very terrifying thing, and if Qing Lingzi guessed correctly, this world must have been affected by him I don't know how many times.
Maybe many people don't understand what changes this influence will bring to him, simply put, every time he affects the world, everything else in this world will not feel any problems, but there will be endless strangeness to him, because he is not affected, so every change may lead to changes in people and things he is familiar with, if there are more people, it is easy to say, and the less one may never be recovered.
It's painful, but there's no way to say it to anyone else, because they don't have the recognition of the person who has disappeared, and it's business as usual for everyone around him.
"That's right, Holy Lord. In fact, if you want to know how your friend died, you can use the Mirror Technique. Qing Lingzi said.
"What's that?"
"Mirror Flower Water Moon is one of the Five Immortal Methods, and it is a technique used to retrace what happened here and there at that time."
"Is it okay to dream back then?"
"It's okay to dream back, because dream back is the same as the mirror, but the dream is to be a living thing."
"Then you can try it."
Qing Lingzi's fluency in casting the Mirror Flower and Water Moon is not comparable to that little girl, and the little girl almost collapsed after performing it, but Qing Lingzi made a trick with one hand, and completed the Mirror Flower and Water Moon technique without changing his face and heart beating, and the movement was also very small, just a breeze blew, and then the figure of the security guard Xiao Liu appeared in front of them.
In the background, it was about two hours before he died, and he didn't look drunk at this time, and he was still sitting in a taxi fiddling with his phone.
There seemed to be no problem during this time, so Brother Xiao Zhang asked Qing Lingzi: "Why do you feel so relaxed when you cast the spell?" ”
"The mind is clear, and there is no need for a trick. It is connected by the mind and composed by spiritual power. In fact, I didn't know why before, it was nothing more than knowing that I could do it but why I couldn, but I didn't know why, but later when I was in school, I actually learned a lot, and the magic is nothing more than different permutations and combinations of energy to form different forms, the so-called mantra and mental method, in fact, is a way to keep yourself focused. ”
"It's pretty scientific."
"Hahahaha......"
Qing Lingzi laughed heartily, and the synchronization rate with his sexy and charming body instantly dropped below thirty percent.
In fact, Qing Lingzi knew that the Holy Lord knew that he was talking nonsense, and Brother Xiao Zhang also knew that Qing Lingzi knew that he knew that he was talking nonsense, but the two of them had a tacit understanding, because Qing Lingzi knew that if he really told the principle, it would be disrespectful to the Holy Lord, and Brother Xiao Zhang also understood the relationship here. So it doesn't matter if he doesn't talk about it, and Qing Lingzi even knows that Brother Xiao Zhang is always watching him teach and study, but he doesn't break it, outside of the rules and etiquette, this tacit understanding is particularly important.
To tell the truth, Qing Lingzi likes to be by the side of the Holy Lord very much, he doesn't like the twelve spirits because the twelve spirits are the Son of Heaven faction, he is the human emperor faction, and the hatred between the two sides is irresolvable. But the Holy Lord, even if he was a young Saint Lord, would give him a feeling of returning to his roots, so he smiled more when he was here than usual.
After all, a long, long time ago, Qing Lingzi was also a young man who loved to laugh, smart, bright, cheerful and lively, how he became what he came to be, in fact, it is impossible to test, but when he finally appeared in front of the Holy Lord, he could at least laugh out loud.
"What was the Holy Lord like back then?"
Brother Zhang asked curiously.
Qing Lingzi pondered for a moment, then raised his head and looked at the sky: "Majestic, solemn, solemn, peaceful. ”
"Better than me, right?"
"Holy Lord, the Holy Lords of the past may have different temperaments and temperaments, but the only thing that is the same is excellence, benevolence, righteousness, courtesy, wisdom and faithfulness, gentleness, courtesy, frugality, loyalty, filial piety, honesty, shame and courage, these are the qualities of the Holy Lords of all ages. It is precisely because of this that no matter how the dynasty changes, the Holy Lord will always be majestic and unmoving, not because those emperors are not afraid, but because the Holy Lord is indestructible. After I woke up, I found that although dynasties have changed and banners have changed over the past two thousand years, the inheritance has never been broken. It is because the holy lords of the past generations have adhered to their hearts and been impartial, and have never given up even in the most turbulent times. So which one of the Holy Lords you said was stronger, the subordinates couldn't answer, but looking around, there was no one like it. ”
Brother Xiao Zhang pursed his lips but didn't say anything, but there is no doubt that the inheritance does not seem to be broken, and everyone can still know that this year is the 939th anniversary of Zhang Huaimin being awakened by Su Shi.
At this time, the scene in the mirror flower and water moon has come to the surroundings of this place, and the security guard Xiao Liu has not yet realized the fate he is about to usher in, so he just bought some skewers on the side of the road, and then carried a bottle of beer to wander around here.
At about half past one in the morning, he suddenly seemed to wake up, stretched his waist, and then went to the roadside convenience store to buy a bottle of high-grade liquor, took a sip, then looked at the sky and took a deep breath, and then as if he had mustered up his courage, he walked all the way to the depths of this urban village.
Jinghua Shuiyue followed him to a single-family house, and then he knocked on the door, and a middle-aged woman looked like a man opened the door for him and welcomed him in.
He went in as if he had come to a familiar place, and he first went to the shrine in the hall and burned incense, muttered something, and then went to take a bath under the guidance of a well-mannered looking man, and then walked out naked, but at the door someone gave him something like a blanket, and he wore this blanket and followed the man to the first floor barefoot.
After coming to the first floor, they opened a small door and walked all the way to the cellar, and after entering the cellar, there was a platform in that place, and there were strange statues around the platform, and then the security guard Xiao Liu lay on the platform with a smile on his face, and then several people came over and began to read around him with a book in their hands, and kept pouring a liquid on him during the period.
Soon the security guard Xiao Liu began to convulse and vomit violently, and then the polite man just now used the belt on the table to fix his hands and feet, and then he stopped all movements after a violent twitch and twisting.
Then the people who had been studying around him came up to help him scrub his body, then changed into his previous clothes, took them outside and threw them into the small flower bed, and his life came to an end.
Qing Lingzi put away the mirror and glanced back at Brother Zhang, who was expressionless.
"This should be a human martyrdom, I am very familiar with this."
Qing Lingzi himself is the heir of Zhou Tianzi, and he is still relatively familiar with human martyrdom, and their whole process looks skilled and silky, it should have been some years, and this security guard Xiao Liu is obviously voluntary, and does not have any intention of being bewitched and forced, this is obviously a faithful believer.
In this world, the messy beliefs are really vast, the world is big, what stinky shit and wild donkey dung can call themselves immortals and Buddhas, but they are still bewitched by the group of people who live unsatisfactory, old, weak, sick, disabled, lonely, widowed, although Qing Lingzi is a ruthless murderer without blinking, but he is self-orthodox, never look down on this kind of behavior, when he understands the whole picture, although he doesn't know what the holy lord is thinking, but the smile on the corner of his mouth is so disdainful.
"One person is gone." Brother Xiao Zhang didn't make any moves, just sat on the guardrail and smiled helplessly: "Two hours before he did these things, he was still telling me about his experience as a juvenile delinquent, no wonder he hadn't paid his salary in the past few days, but he always had a treat, probably saying goodbye to us." ”
Although he was just a little security guard who was inconspicuous at all, and his death didn't even make any waves, Xiao Brother Zhang's tone was also full of lamentation and sorrow when he said it.
"Holy Lord, what do you say at the moment? Did the subordinates solve them, or what? ”
Brother Zhang waved his hand: "Call the police." ”
"Holy Lord, these evil creatures that have eaten blood are generally not something that ordinary people can control."
"Oh? Is it? Brother Xiao Zhang replied and said, "Then let's go and have a look." ”
"What about the companions of the Holy Lord?"
Brother Xiao Zhang thought for a while, and then smiled: "Let them go home and sleep." ”
"Yes!"
Soon, the teachers who were wandering around suddenly went home without warning, and when they got home, they took a bath and slept like they were enchanted, and even forgot what they were going to do, anyway, this sleep was extremely sweet.
And Brother Xiao Zhang and Qing Lingzi came to the house that the security guard Xiao Liu found, Qing Lingzi knocked on the door, but no one answered, and the whole house was as dark as a ghost house, without a little light.
"It seems that they don't accept outsiders." Qing Lingzi smiled: "Then don't blame the old man for being polite." ”