"The rich and young people in the magic capital are depressed and commit suicide, and the tens of billions of family assets will be lost."

When I saw this news headline, Qing Lingzi and Xiao Brother Zhang looked at each other for a long time, and then the two of them put the mobile phone back in their pockets in unison, and walked into a Japanese restaurant on the side of the road without saying a word. That's called learning!

The two sat there eating sashimi, Qing Lingzi was still used to kneeling, although he was wearing modern clothes, but that temperament was really retro and luxurious, if it was a man, he would definitely be a top nobleman.

But none of them spoke, after all, they didn't expect things to come to this point, and they were supposed to refer to how the boy who specializes in slapping his face operated, but as soon as they got off work from GZ to Modu, it popped up in the news that someone committed suicide because of depression, and no one really understood the whole thing. Now the two of them can't be rectified, Qing Lingzi is even more embarrassed, after all, he recommended the person, and he also instigated the Holy Lord with all kinds of rhetoric, but now the bamboo basket is fetching water......

"Holy Lord, don't blame, it's just bad luck. Let's find another one, I heard that there is a person who dares to speak very loudly in the imperial capital, let's go and see. ”

Brother Xiao Zhang held his chin: "I hope he doesn't have any accidents." ”

Early the next morning, WB searched "XXX, one of the four sons of the imperial capital, was detained by the GA authorities in accordance with the law on suspicion of drug possession".

Qing Lingzi and Xiao Zhang, who were drinking soy milk in the cafeteria at the moment, looked down at their mobile phones, and Qing Lingzi's expression was as uncomfortable as eating poop: "Ah, this ......"

He couldn't figure out why this was for a long time, could it be that it was really such a fate?

"No wonder you've lost before, I think your vision may be a little bit problematic."

Brother Zhang's words made Qing Lingzi feel ashamed to death, because this sentence is not just as simple as denying his ability, this is denying his vision, and denying his vision is indirectly denying his opinion, and denying his opinion is actually equivalent to a total denial.

This is something that Qing Lingzi absolutely can't bear!

"Holy Lord, one, two, but three, I still have one more person to promote!"

"Oh?"

At noon on the third day, the news headlines in the major entertainment sections broke out that a popular celebrity was arrested in accordance with the law for smuggling, tax evasion, pyramid schemes, and fraud.

At this time, Brother Xiao Zhang was having lunch, and Qing Lingzi was also there, but he didn't dare to get close to Brother Zhang, and he was about twenty meters away from him to eat silently.

Well...... Evasion, while shameful, is useful. Because Brother Zhang's character will not take the initiative to clear Lingzi, and he can at least avoid the inner anxiety after these three consecutive blows.

He is a Qing Lingzi, when did he suffer this grievance, although he can choose to escape from the Holy Lord now, but he can really hide from the Holy Lord for a lifetime? So he really got involved with this matter, so he took out his mobile phone and sent a voice message directly to Sai Dongfeng, which meant that Sai Dongfeng would go to the intelligence network and sift it! Sift through those who are like the male protagonist.

Sai Dongfeng thought that he was going to start kidnapping the ticket, and even inquired carefully and said that the meat ticket was going to be dead or alive, Qing Lingzi was angry and asked Sai Dongfeng to get out of the way and told him that he couldn't come to see him if he couldn't do the task.

"Your old thing is powerful now, you smashed the Holy Host's affairs, and you mentioned the old lady's head?" As soon as Sai Dongfeng heard this, he scolded in his voice: "Old immortal thing, do you think you are still the former Qinglingzi?" You touch your dog's conscience and think about it, your food, clothing, housing and transportation, the front and back of the house, your industry, your company, your community, which is not the old lady helping you to manage, you want to raise my head now? If you dare to say such a thing again, the old lady will take someone to your rival, which is really sad. ”

When Qing Lingzi listened to this, his ears couldn't wait to leave the earpiece 800 meters away, even across the strait, he could hear the resentment of Sai Dongfeng's spew, and when he heard the end, Qing Lingzi gasped, but he wanted to save face, knowing that he had said bad things, but it was impossible to apologize, no matter how it was impossible to apologize.

So he just was silent for a moment and then sent a voice over: "You are a woman who speaks foul language all day long, what kind of system has you become!" ”

But after this sentence was sent, Sai Dongfeng ignored him, Qing Lingzi thought for a long time, and then sent a poking expression, and patted Sai Dongfeng in the three groups of him, Hei Guanyin and Sai Dongfeng.

Hei Guanyin spoke at this time: "What? The old couple had an awkward quarrel? ”

Sai Dongfeng still didn't speak, Qing Lingzi didn't speak, the two of them were in such a stalemate, and in the end, Hei Guanyin curiously circled Sai Dongfeng, and Sai Dongfeng turned what Qing Lingzi just said into text like a resentful woman and sent a screenshot.

"Old man, this is your mistake, there are only two capable people you can communicate, you still want the head of this today and the head of that tomorrow, these two of us are enough for you to kill for two days, you still think you are the Qing Lingzi who chased the world back then? If you don't correct your mentality like this, sooner or later you will be betrayed and divorced. ”

"Qing Lingzi quit the group chat"

"He doesn't like to say a word about him." Hei Guanyin continued in the group: "This person is really not good, there are too many problems, wait until the next time you see me to talk about him." And what are you really doing with an old lady who always compares with him, you don't know who he Qing Lingzi is, he is capable and temperamental, and he is wordy and hypocritical, and he is very picky. ”

"It's a big deal to break up, who's afraid of whom. What's so great about him. ”

"Don't talk that, you're counting on him. When he gets out of breath, I'll coax him back. ”

And Qing Lingzi, who was holding his stomach at the moment, didn't eat anymore, got up and left the cafeteria angrily. And Lei Long, who was opposite Brother Zhang, kept watching Qing Lingzi lose his temper inexplicably and walked out, turned his head and asked Brother Xiao Zhang, "Who provoked him?" This old dog is not easy to mess with. ”

Brother Zhang shook his head: "He said ......"

After Brother Zhang told Lei Long all about his experiences in the past few days, if Lei Long hadn't been professionally trained and knew that laughing at this time was going to lose merit, he would definitely have gotten under the table.

"Oh my god...... Ha ha...... No, you can't laugh, you can't laugh. The thunder dragon covered his mouth, puffing as if he was farting: "He is really the chosen one, and he belongs to the evil nemesis." ”

Brother Xiao Zhang didn't know what to say, so he could only smile reluctantly, after all, he also felt that this matter was very outrageous, and it was certain that it had nothing to do with him, because he no longer had any active ability, and he no longer had the ability to use subjective change processes, so this was Qing Lingzi's ability.

It's really a crime buster.

In the afternoon, Qing Lingzi didn't know where to get a list and suddenly put it in front of Brother Xiao Zhang, with a group of very strange names on it, Brother Xiao Zhang asked them what they were doing, and Qing Lingzi replied that they were all successful people.

But when Brother Zhang found out that one of the remarks followed by it was an industrial park with 250 million square kilometers in Africa, he suddenly became a little unconfident, and then picked up a calculator and calculated.

After that, Brother Zhang felt that it was a bit outrageous, this big man's land accounted for half of the world's land area, he silently raised his head to look at Lingzi, and then asked, "Where did you get the list?" ”

Qing Lingzi picked up his mobile phone and pointed at it and said: "I read it from the X sound, he said in it that he has an industrial park of 250 million square kilometers, and he also broadcast his mansion live. ”

This is a rush to the doctor...... But the hospitality is hard to resist.

"That'...... Just go see him. ”

Seeing that he got the affirmation of Brother Zhang, Qing Lingzi's face immediately improved, and he quickly went to Zhang Luo to lock the location of that person, but as his lock deepened, Qing Lingzi himself found that something was wrong, this person should theoretically be in Africa, but according to the calculation of the direction, this person was actually in Luzhou, the Luzhou of Luzhou Laojiao.

When he brought Brother Zhang to meet the successful young people of this era, he found that this farmer with a 250 million square kilometer industrial park in Africa was sitting in a rental house in an old city eating instant noodles, editing videos while eating, the room was full of all kinds of props and costumes, and the table was full of all kinds of cheap hunger supplies.

Qing Lingzi looked at Brother Zhang in confusion, and Brother Zhang spread out his hand and said that he didn't know why this happened.

Seeing that this didn't work, Qing Lingzi didn't care about the danger of being discovered by the twelve spirits, and directly activated the hidden function in the spirit illusion realm, that is, to display all the pictures he wanted to see in front of him at the same time, which may be the most efficient monitoring in the world, but at the same time, it will also expose his position.

Qing Lingzi doesn't usually use this function, but today he can't care about it that much......

And it can be seen from these projected pictures in front of him that the successful people he is looking for from the X-tone are either packaged liars, or fakes for popularity, and there is a glossy live broadcast on one side and a wall across the wall is the holy land of northern Myanmar.

Anyway, there is not a single successful person in his list, which makes Qing Lingzi feel very frustrated, and he suddenly finds that in this era...... Even people like him Qing Lingzi have begun to know the truth, and after leaving Sai Dongfeng, he can't even compare to the vision of a high school student.

It's so sad, really.

Brother Zhang, who had long known that he was greasy, patted Qing Lingzi on the shoulder at this time: "It's okay, I know you've worked hard." ”

This sentence made Qing Lingzi feel a lot of emotion, although it added a lot of his sense of loss, but it really made him full of energy.

"More than five years, less than six years, right, you woke up from that era."

"Hmm."

"It's already good, not to comfort you." Brother Zhang smiled: "If it were me, it would definitely be inferior to yours." ”

"Holy Lord......

He really ...... I cried to death. It was hard for Qing Lingzi to imagine that the Holy Lord of this generation was so gentle, obviously he had behaved like a waste in the past few days, but he didn't mean to blame at all, which made Qing Lingzi embarrassed.

But in fact, this is really not to blame Qing Lingzi, he has not dared to relax himself for a day in five years, he is constantly learning, making up for the two thousand years he has missed, learning language, learning culture, learning all kinds of new affairs, and trying to make himself seem to be able to perfectly integrate into this society, but for the vast sea of knowledge, five years is really just a drop in the ocean, he doesn't know that he has not been exposed to too much, too much, time is limited but knowledge is unlimited, which makes Qing Lingzi look a little outdated now, but it is not a strange thing.

And although he is taking away, his original body was already dying when he took it and did not leave him too much knowledge, only some residual memories, so Qing Lingzi can be like now, at least it is really remarkable if it is not out of place with this era. And he is not satisfied, in fact, mainly because he has too high requirements for himself.

"I can teach you when I'm free." Brother Zhang said proudly: "Nothing else, I'm professional in watching short videos." ”

"By the grace of the Lord!" Qing Lingzi clenched his fists and bowed.

After a period of time, Qing Lingzi ran to Brother Zhang's dormitory at night, he couldn't teach the Holy Lord because of the etiquette, but the Holy Bishop didn't have any problems, and Brother Xiao Zhang taught Qing Lingzi history, and there are many things that Qing Lingzi has not been exposed to in the Internet.

Sometimes it's too late, Qing Lingzi will sleep in Brother Zhang's living room, no one cares about it for a day or two, and there will be rumors after a long time, after all, the two of them seem to be living together in the eyes of outsiders.

But fortunately, the two of them don't care much about this, and during the period of studying with Brother Zhang, Qing Lingzi's changes are also very obvious, first of all, he can play the Internet very proficiently, and his speech is getting closer and closer to modern people, without those strange oral fetishes. What's more critical is that he won't easily trust what he sees with his eyes, such as those short videos......

There is also the fact that he used to think that the Internet is omnipotent, but now he finds that it is actually just that.

And in the process of teaching Qing Lingzi, Brother Xiao Zhang also discovered the terrifying learning ability of this big guy. To be honest, Brother Zhang thinks that compared with Qing Lingzi, he is like a person and a dog with a more human nature, but unfortunately the dog with a human nature is himself......

It seems that he really has no one to teach systematically, and it is all up to him to explore on his own, if he can find the right direction earlier, Xiao Zhang thinks that he can definitely come out of his entire technology company.

"I don't have much to teach you anymore."

One day half a month later, Brother Xiao Zhang suddenly said to Qing Lingzi: "I'll go find someone else to teach you." ”

Of course, Qing Lingzi was grateful to Dade, and then Brother Zhang brought over a few of his former friends, first of all, the Demon God Legion headed by Zhu Zhenzhen, and they have now established their own folk super detective agency, which can be regarded as prosperous.

The second is Yang Junfeng and Cai Gongzi of the mortal team and Bai Mengjie, who recently opened a coffee house by himself, although the two people in front of them have done gold panning in Nanhe, they actually still have something.

And when the mortal team arrived, they were seduced by her at the first sight of Qing Lingzi, and then pulled Xiao Brother Zhang aside and thanked him for his kindness......

"Why haven't you heard anything during this time?" Brother Zhang didn't answer their compliments, but asked curiously, "I haven't been to the store for a long time." ”

"Busy, you know my relationship with Pippi, she came to the world because of me, and she belongs to my parasitic beast. Cai Gongzi still can't forget his ghost wife, so we're concentrating on tossing that secret law publishing house with Pippi now, because it's not convenient for you, so our current base camp is on Mengjie's side, and you're not there, so we won't go anywhere. Yang Junfeng said: "Will you have time to sit down?" ”

"Hmm." Brother Xiao Zhang nodded and then pointed to Qing Lingzi, who was chatting with Bai Mengjie: "You teach him some basic knowledge first." ”

"Teach what? Give the point range out. ”

"Look what he asks you."