"You want me to be a guarantor?"

The God King looked very confused after receiving the call from the little white dragon, because he didn't quite understand why this kind of thing still needed a guarantee, wasn't the identity of the guardian enough to facilitate this matter? This made his square head unable to figure it out.

"Here's the thing, let me explain it to you."

Xiao Bailong's heart is clear, but in fact, this matter is still very difficult to explain, after all, the things here are one ring after another, and the guarantor is just a very inconspicuous link in so many rings, so if you want to explain this one to this square head, you have to explain it to him from the beginning.

"Time trek? Do you know how low the probability of time trek is? One may be a coincidence, if there are so many at the same time, then it is impossible from the perspective of probability, will you be deceived? ”

Xiao Bailong heard that the head of this square piece was still questioning the probability at this time, he was so anxious that he was about to jump to his feet, and he was really a little anxious to get angry, so he said helplessly after a short silence: "I don't know what probability is, but now the impossible you said has indeed become possible." ”

"Then since you know so well, then why would you seek me to be the guarantor, and propose the guarantor plan on the premise that you have determined that this is not a scam, is this just taking off your pants and farting in human terms?"

Fang Pian has always pursued the optimal solution, and it is really difficult for him to understand why someone would deliberately complicate simple things, which is actually not in line with natural logic, and it is a bit difficult to understand how to think about it.

Although Xiao Bailong was in a hurry, as an assistant who specializes in dealing with this kind of, he had no way to show impatience, after all, he couldn't let the third princess of Long, who was not very smart and particularly irritable, communicate with Fang Pian's head.

So he could only endure the discomfort to explain to Fang Pian what it meant to be sophisticated, and in the face of Fang Pian's questioning, he also seriously followed his train of thought to answer.

In fact, this is not to blame Fang Pian head, he is a mechanical lifeform, and the mechanical life forms seen in movies and television can even fall in love with humans in the end, which is actually a simple idealized treatment, because for mechanical life, their thinking mode strictly abides by the working mode of "the shortest straight line between two points", and the information will not be complicated, so as to ensure the processing speed and processing accuracy.

So the twists and turns of carbon-based organisms are actually very ridiculous for them, and the most twisted behavior of carbon-based creatures is just to fall in love, a caterpillar has to dance in order to fall in love, this kind of thing is very meaningless in mechanical life, because they think that as long as the two sides of the behavior leave pheromones for each other, and then screen to complete the relevant content, after all, the healthier the individual will leave the fuller and longer the information, so that the reproduction needs can be completed naturally. And the more advanced carbon-based organisms are, the more "aesthetic" factors are in the mate selection criteria, which is simply more and more evolutionary, and the more you go back, the more you can see the efficiency, the more complicated things that could have been seen.

"I can promise you, but I really don't quite understand the meaning of your actions."

"If you can agree, please leave this matter to you, and we will show you the relevant things when the time comes."

Xiao Bailong breathed a sigh of relief, and then hung up the phone respectfully, and then his phone called Hu Niu again, because the funds involved in this matter are too huge, and may even hurt the running costs of the entire demon clan, their behavior in the human world is actually like those state-owned banks for pension and various commercial investments, they are strictly responsible for all the problems of the demon clan in the human world, and their funds are also operated by the demon clan in the human world for a long time.

Although they are really rich, the overall value is about 4 trillion yuan, which is about the same as the median market value of a goose in the past three years, but most of this money is distributed among the various investments in the human world.

So if you want to have a lot of cash in the short term, you can only turn to some commercial institutions, such as the Holy Lord Fund, the world's No. 1 investment company that beat Berkshire Hathaway last year.

"You're worth talking to me about this kind of thing, too?" Hu Niu looked very puzzled on the phone: "When did the Holy Lord become so worthless?" You call the slip over, and it's over for you to approve it here, I really don't know what's going on with you? ”

"That...... You are also a demon clan, and if this matter does not go through you, it will make people think that you ......"

Hu Niu didn't bother to listen to his explanation at all, and hung up the phone directly, and then an agreement was sent over after a while, and the subordinate financial departments on both sides checked it, and it didn't take two hours from application to loan, and the refreshment was even easier than letting Xiao Bailong take a L photo on the bed with his ID card in his hand to get a loan.

"It's nice to be rich." Xiao Bailong saw the extra money in the account: "Why are they so rich......"

"Two or three thousand years of operation, plus every orthodox dynasty will inject a very large amount of money into it for daily maintenance and maintain the legitimacy of its inheritance." An old accountant next to him who was handling the accounts said to Xiao Bailong with a smile: "A dynasty may seem inconspicuous, but how many dynasties are there up and down?" ”

This old accountant is a tortoise, he is old enough, he has seen enough, and he is also a respected old-timer here, so what he said is quite credible.

"Why? Why are they funding? In the end, aren't they all finished, they're all gone? ”

"Alas, young people, you still don't know the concept of this legal system, let alone what support is. If you don't have unification, you won't have time to die. If you don't give this money, then this prize pool will become a fund that kills your whole family. Back then, even Meng Yuan and Manchu Qing were willing to pay this money. In this way, the subsequent dynasty will say a word about the unification of Keji. This money is considered to be used for the survival of future generations, and only the survival of orthodoxy will not be liquidated. Otherwise...... Hey. ”

"They humans are so dark, if it were me, I would just kill them."

"To put it simply, there are not a few people who have this kind of idea from you, the most famous is Zhao Zheng, he was reluctant to want to eradicate this force, and finally the Great Qin Dynasty was fourteen years. Later, it was Sui, who was also unwilling and died violently in thirty-seven years. And then there was a certain big head, eighty-three days. I can't fight. The old turtle smiled: "Do you really think that what they said about the inheritance light is just lip service?" They're really going to get their hands dirty. ”

"I still don't understand, it's too complicated for me."

Xiao Bailong sighed, feeling that only the human realm had the most in the Five Realms, but he had heard that the previous Holy Lord could influence the situation in the world, and he had never believed it, after all, Xiao Bailong's concept of the Holy Lord was still stuck in the handsome guy who cooked deliciously, and he couldn't imagine how a cook could subvert the royal power......

But there's no point in thinking about it now, anyway, when the money is in hand and the guarantor is in hand, the things in the future are much simpler.

And just when the little white dragon was about to go to the third princess of the dragon to recover his life, he was suddenly summoned by a golden scale, and the little white dragon with a dazzled face was called to the patriarchal meeting of the dragon clan.

He was there, but the third princess of the dragon was not there. And the four patriarchs of the dragon clan sat on top of him, among which the eldest patriarch Changchun Kui glanced at him, and then after chatting with several other patriarchs, he raised his chin towards the little white dragon: "From tomorrow, you will succeed to the position of demon king." ”

"Huh?" The little white dragon looked dazed: "Me? Patriarch, this is too hasty......"

"It's sloppy to let Ryuzo be the demon king." Kui Long sighed: "She is not suitable for this position, you make preparations, officially take office tomorrow, go back." ”

The little white dragon didn't know what was going on, but he just thought that these dragon brothers were really weird...... Is it really that simple for them to make decisions? Isn't it so unruly in the mountains and seas? Appointees are given to one, and letters of appointment are given to one. A verbal notice is just gone? Why don't you give a reason, why did you suddenly become the boss?

As a Gu Dragon, the bloodline of the little white dragon is of course inferior to the third princess of the dragon, but why was this matter decided so hastily?

And it wasn't until he saw Long San's order that he knew why, that is, in the past three years, their management body in the human world, under the leadership of Long San, the demon king, had a net increase of one hundred and forty-six percent, and the loss was a mess...... It's just that the money hasn't been earned, and even the management of the demon clan is a mess, and the three dragons have embezzled a large amount of money to squander.

I didn't say how much money she embezzled, this was probably for the sake of royal decency, but she couldn't do this job anymore, and was ordered to leave the human world and return to the mountain and sea realm within three days, and all the affairs of the human world were handed over to Xiao Bailong.

"Mom, ......" looked at the three princesses of Longsan who were sitting on the sofa crying, and the top-floor ultra-luxury office standing next to the office building in the most prosperous area of the magic capital, and couldn't accept it for a while: "It's like a dream......

"It's like a dream......

Almost at the same time, Long Danchen, who had just received a reply, also wiped his face and said the same sentence.

His demands were unconditionally satisfied, which made him refresh the concept of people who are stupid and have a lot of money, but in fact, he doesn't have a specific idea to deal with this money, he just roughly knows that he needs so much, but how to use so much money, he really doesn't know, after all, the members of the team are different before.

In his timeline, the early team had five people including him, among them, in addition to Zhang Yao, Huahua, and himself, there was also a little white face wearing glasses, that guy's IQ was more than 185, his superpower was actuarial, and he was the most awesome hacker in the world.

And in this timeline, except for one Huahua around him now, it is the original configuration, and this Huahua feels very strange, and the other people don't exist anymore, Zhang Yao won't talk about it, and wants to hammer himself all day long. The remaining two right-hand men don't know where to go, in exchange for a brother Zhang who is super nice and strong, but doesn't like to talk much and doesn't have much effect.

However, Long Danchen likes Brother Zhang very much, he feels that if he is a girl, he will definitely fall in love with him, although this big brother does not seem to have an obvious effect and is strange, but Long Danchen, a person who suffers from insomnia because of long-term anxiety, can sleep very peacefully when he is by the side of this big brother, even if the environment is harsh and the future is unknown, it is said to sleep on it.

Mascot! Long Danchen felt that this word was extremely suitable for him Brother Zhang, so he felt that even if Brother Zhang couldn't do anything in the future, he would take him with him, how to say it...... Anyway, his brother Zhang gives people the feeling that he is the kind of person who writes peace, joy, happiness, longevity and Kangning on his face, and it must be right to ward off evil spirits.

"I don't think Ryuzo will be able to do it for long." Huahua next to her said to Brother Zhang while eating skewers: "When I saw her today, I thought so. ”

"Huh?" Brother Zhang raised his head and glanced at her: "What do you say?"

"Stupid." Huahua said with a smile: "She is different from me, there are still people above her." No one in the mountain and sea realm has fuel-efficient lamps, and there is an old Wang Ba by her side, and that old Wang Ba is definitely a veteran, and they are the ones who put it up to supervise her. When we talked about things today, Lao Wang Ba was recording the whole process, and it was estimated that Long San's trip was bad. ”

When she said this, she suddenly stopped, and then saw that it was Long Danchen who walked back with a plate of meat skewers, and he sat down in his position with a smile on his face: "Not to mention, this feeling is really nostalgic, and when the war starts in more than ten years, it will be difficult to eat a barbecue." ”

"Then you can eat more." Flowey laughed.

"Ugh." Long Danchen suddenly came forward mysteriously and said to Huahua and Brother Zhang: "Our funds are in place, and we don't bring any overnight stays?" That's an exaggeration. ”

"People have money." Flowey laughed.

"I'll be honest with you, I really don't know how to spend this money, do you have any ideas? If so, the money will be yours. ”

"So much money, you don't pinch it in your own hands, you give it to others?" Huahua shrank her neck: "How much are you a little sick, haven't you been deceived?" ”

"I've been deceived, of course I've been deceived, who can not be deceived." Long Danchen smiled: "But I, as a person, will never doubt my comrades-in-arms." We're going to war in the future, and I'm going to have to give you my back, so this thing is a lifelong friendship. ”

"You're a fool too." Flowey laughed.

At this time, Brother Xiao Zhang suddenly asked, "How did you deal with it over there?" ”

"It's all handled by others, and I'm not responsible for this. Everyone has a different division of labor. ”

Brother Zhang glanced at Huahua, and then said, "I have a friend who should be able to help you." ”

"Okay, the most valuable thing in these years is people, and if you have any friends, the more you have, the better. Let's get the team up first and then think about other things. ”

(End of chapter)