Yesterday, Lu Chao came over with a choice.

Chose to buy a balloon from his father, and then asked the little girl in the dress to take it home.

But when he came again to-day, he would not find the little girl.

He is only three years old and he currently has no financial resources.

Sometimes his dad is in a good mood, and he can cheat some money. Sometimes his father was in a bad mood and would beat him up.

“……”

Lu Zeyi was frustrated.

It was a bad girl, and she took his balloons and didn't recognize anyone.

The second time, this is the second time that Lu Zeyi has felt the world's strong deception of him.

Sure enough, what his father said was right, the more beautiful the little girl, the more she would deceive.

He never trusts women again!

The first time he felt the deep deception was at his.

His mother is worse than his father.

Last time, he managed to get some money from his dad and bought an oversized marshmallow.

That marshmallow is really big, bigger than ...... Bigger than his head!

I don't know which book I saw it from, but it says that children should be grateful for their parents' nurturing grace.

Then Lu Zhiyi, who didn't understand the sinister nature of society, went to find his mother with a marshmallow fart.

“……”

Lu Xue was about to cry when he thought of that.

That's a bad woman, too, and she steals children's things to eat.

She said she would just take a bite, but that bite was just for him.

His oversized marshmallow......

Some people laugh and laugh and laugh and cry.

He never trusted women again.

"Hmmm......"

Lu Chao thought about the days for a while.

Yesterday Sunday, today Monday.

Then he said lightly to Lu Zhiyi: "That little girl may have gone to school." ”

The reason for going to school is very reasonable.

Yesterday, that girl Lu Chao knew, and the little girl in the Zhang family was half a year older than Lu Zhiyi.

So in September last year, Zhang Fu was three years old and successfully enrolled in school.

Lu Zeyi is still a little short of being three years old, and people don't accept it.

Although Lu Chao didn't quite understand why the kindergarten in the town was so strict.

Lu Zeyi: "......"

Lu Zeyi tilted his head and thought for a long time, but after a long time, he still didn't quite understand what his father meant. But he seemed to know that the little girl didn't seem to come on purpose.

So Lu Zeyi looked at his father and said, "But she was still there yesterday!" ”

"Because yesterday she was on vacation." Lu Chao said.

Lu Zeyi: "Then why doesn't she have a holiday today!" ”

Lu Chao said, "Because I have to go to school today." ”

“……”

“……”

"Oh."

What does this mean?

After a long time, Lu Zeyi asked, "What is going to school?" ”

"To go to school is to read."

"Read the book my mom read to me before bed?"

"Read how many is one plus one."

"Equal to two."

"What about nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-six plus eighty?"

“？”

"If you know, you'll be given money to buy marshmallows."

“……”

Lu Zeyi was silent for a while, and then shouted loudly to call out the artificial intelligence on Lu Chao's mobile phone: "Xiaobu Xiaobu." ”

Lu Chao raised his eyebrows in surprise, it seemed that the little guy was quite smart.

"I'm here."

"Nine thousand nine hundred and ninety ......"

Lu Zeyi scratched his head, then looked up at his father. How much?

Lu Chao: "......"

Well, smart is not entirely smart.

.

Taking advantage of the small square with few people, Lu Chao led Lu Zhiyi to a bench and told him what it was to go to school.

It is very difficult to explain things to a three-year-old child, and when you accidentally say a word, you have to struggle to explain it again.

From school, to students. Lu Chao took great pains to sort out all these derived words.

"Going to school is like work. Adults need to work and get paid for their labor. For yourself, for your family. ”

"As for the children, they have to go to school."

“……”

Lu Zeyi couldn't quite understand what Lu Chao said, "Then why doesn't Dad work." ”

“……”

“……”

Well......

Lu Chao's eyes rolled, as if he wanted to make up a reasonable and lofty statement.

Being stared at by Lu Zhiyi's sincere eyes, Lu Chao was really embarrassed to lie.

So after struggling for a while, Lu Chao reluctantly spoke.

"Because I'm lazy."

“……”

"So I don't want to work. Choose one and you'll understand later that no one likes to work. ”

Lu Zeyi opened his mouth and asked: "If Dad doesn't work, what will our family eat?" ”

Lu Chao thought for a moment, "So the source of our family's livelihood depends on your mother." I'm all raised by your mother. ”

"But I haven't seen my mother work." Lu Zeyi didn't believe his father's nonsense.

"Actually, your mom is a hidden hacker. She can earn a lot of money by completing a single task. It's enough for us to eat and wear without worrying. ”

“？”

"A hacker is someone who is very good at playing with computers. The keyboard you usually play with is the guy your mom eats with. ”

“！”

"If you don't believe it, if you don't believe it, let your mother go home and show you, she is slipping the keyboard, clicking."

"Wow!" Lu Zeyi's eyes widened.

Si Guoyi!

Lu Chao smiled slightly: "So do you know what your mother does now?" ”

"I know!" Lu Zeyi was very proud, "My mother is a hacker!" ”

"Uh-huh." Lu Chao nodded, looking like a teachable child.

"What your mother is best at is the transmission of texts on the Internet and the promotion and application of various texts."

“？！”

Blah blah, what's that?

So Lu Chao slowed down his tone again and continued to repeat it to Lu Zeyi.

As a result, it took Lu Zhiyi to learn it many times.

Throughout the teaching process, Lu Chao kept smiling.

Teach your children this kind of thing, be patient.

So, Lu Chao, who had been teaching for half an hour, began to test the results of teaching, "If someone asks, what do your parents do, how do you reply?" ”

"I know, I know!" Lu Xue raised his hand and was eager to try.

"Okay, then please choose a classmate to answer."

"My mom is a hacker and an Internet user!" Lu Zeyi was very proud, although he didn't understand what his father taught him, but he remembered it anyway, "I am especially good at the text transmission of the Internet and the promotion and application of various texts!" ”

Listen to it, it's so long, it's advanced when you listen to it.

His mom must be the best hacker in the world!

For a while, the image of the more doggy woman immediately became majestic in his heart.

"What about your dad?"

"My dad is a bastard!" Lu Zeyi is still proud.

Lu Chao: "......"

Lu Chao twitched the corner of his eye, this was not what he taught.

Lu Chao was about to speak to reverse his son's thoughts, but before he could speak, suddenly a girl holding a balloon on the opposite side called Lu Zeyi's name.

"Lu Zhiyi!"

Lu Chao: "......"

Lu Zeyi turned his head to look at the source of the sound, and the little girl standing there was still holding the balloon he gave yesterday.

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