Brother Zhang had just finished class and was about to get off work, and on the way back to the office to pack his things, he was suddenly stopped by the cubs in the class.

"Lao Zhang, let's go out for a party in the evening, let's come together."

Brother Zhang is used to being called Lao Zhang by these little rabbit cubs, and he is happy to be with them, so he doesn't feel that there is anything unserious.

"What day is it?"

"It's not a day, you will know when you come."

Brother Zhang looked at the timid Chen Siwen next to him: "Are you following them?" ”

"No...... They said it's your birthday and they want to celebrate your birthday. ”

Brother Xiao Zhang suddenly realized that today was his birthday, and he forgot about it, thinking that he hadn't had a birthday for a long, long time, and most of the people around him didn't have this habit, so he didn't think about it for a long time.

But thinking that there are still people who remember his birthday, he is still very happy, so he readily agreed to the invitation of the little rabbit cubs and followed them to play, but their entertainment activities are also very simple, Zhou Huan is now a famous figure around the school, and he is clear of the surrounding restaurants KTV, this teenager is nothing more than having a meal in a small restaurant and then going somewhere to have fun.

Brother Zhang doesn't like this kind of noisy atmosphere, but he likes to be with these little rabbits very much, especially when he sees them jumping and rejoicing, this is a life that Brother Zhang has never experienced, even if he sits there with his cheeks and listens to them sing those Internet saliva songs, he will feel very happy.

"Lao Zhang, Lao Zhang, have you heard?"

Zhou Huan, the head of their class, came over and said to Brother Zhang: "Next week, the school will start to select to play the game." ”

"What?" Brother Xiao Zhang was stunned for a moment: "What game?" ”

"You don't know?" Zhou Huan smiled: "It's the first class selection and then the grade competition and finally the school's internal knockout, and finally our school will select five people to compete with other sects, the candidates for our class have not yet been determined, and I will discuss the candidates with the spell teacher tomorrow, I don't know if I can do it." ”

Brother Xiao Zhang nodded: "Come on, no matter whether you can get the noun or not, I will take you to my farm for the weekend." ”

Hearing Brother Zhang's words, the little rabbits in the entire box were excited, cheering wave after wave, they had long known that their Lao Zhang had a farm, but they had never had the opportunity to play, and now with Lao Zhang's words, they could finally go over and walk around.

Their noise soon attracted the drunks in the box next door, those drunken men, followed by a few disheveled girls, maybe looking at the young children here or trying to do it in front of the girls, they looked very fierce when they pushed the door open, pointing to the room is a scolding.

Brother Xiao Zhang was going to get up and reason with them, but before he could get up, he was preempted by Zhou Huan, Zhou Huan stood up and took a few thorns in the class, and stood in front of those drunks: "Few, what's the matter?" ”

Zhou Huan himself has a cow-like physique, coupled with his practice these days and his specialization in physical arts, although he is less than twenty years old, he is almost two meters tall, and his body is strong, he looks like a bear.

A few of his younger brothers are not fuel-efficient lamps, and the breath of the rivers and lakes poked there, saying that they didn't have a few lives on them, and the lawsuit couldn't be justified.

"It's okay...... It's okay, I just wanted to come over and see if there was an acquaintance. The drunks woke up at that time, and looked up at Zhou Huan and the tendons on his body: "Big brother...... We went wrong, we walked away. ”

They retreated while giving Zhou Huan a cigarette, then closed the door and quickly slipped away. The people in the room suddenly burst into laughter, and Zhou Huan patted his chest and said, "I just said that horizontal training works." ”

A few of his younger brothers next to him licked it all the way, until Chen Siwen slapped him with his arm and said, "Teacher Zhang is still there......

Zhou Huan looked back at Brother Zhang, he immediately changed his face, and said with a flattering smile: "Hehe...... Lao Zhang, I was quite handsome just now, right? ”

"It's best not to get into trouble with people outside." Brother Xiao Zhang shook his head and said, "It's not good whether you are beaten or beaten." ”

"Got it, it's not someone else finding fault." Zhou Huan stretched his waist and sat next to Brother Zhang, picked up a bottle of beer and gently pried it with his thumb, and the beer lid popped out: "Lao Zhang drinks." ”

The security in this place is indeed not very good, if you want to put ordinary people on their heads, they don't want to provoke the old bastards in society just now, but these little rabbit cubs don't care about those, Zhou Huan himself is a bastard and is now a student in the super class, although it is only an entry-level person, but they are all people selected by rats with the art of heavenly arithmetic, the foundation is good and the progress is fast, and the expansion is still a little inflated.

In the end, it didn't surprise Brother Zhang, the people who left just now really shook people back, and there were about thirty people on the other side, so they blocked Zhou Huan and them in the box.

The two parties saw that they were about to clash, but at this moment, Brother Xiao Zhang stopped Zhou Huan, stepped forward by himself, and chuckled: "These are my students, and they have no experience in talking and doing things, you forgive me." ”

The other party is obviously the type that is unforgiving, and they didn't intend to reason with the other party when they came here, they rushed forward and shouted at Brother Xiao Zhang, and the content of the shouting was nothing more than that the face that was lost just now must be recovered.

Brother Xiao Zhang just laughed the whole time, and then was about to take out the phone to call the police, and when he took it out, the person opposite directly grabbed his mobile phone, Brother Xiao Zhang shrank his hand, and smashed his horizontal hand on the person's shoulder, only to hear a poof, the guy who grabbed the mobile phone was lying on the ground at that time.

Then the person on the other side suddenly turned red-eyed, and he came up to Brother Zhang, but he didn't even take out his other hand, but just poked his finger in their chest almost at the same time.

After the time realm disappeared, the thirty people all covered their chests and began to roll on the ground, calling out for mom in pain.

At this time, Brother Zhang picked up the phone again and began to call the police, and no one knew how fast he moved just now, even the rabbit cubs in the class, who were known for their speed, didn't see when Brother Zhang made a move, anyway, they all fell in an instant.

Soon Uncle JC came, and the people on the ground and Brother Xiao Zhang were taken away, and Brother Xiao Zhang just smiled and said to Zhou Huan before being taken away: "You take them all back." ”

However, Brother Xiao Zhang came out soon, because after calling up the surveillance, he found that he didn't do anything at all, so he could only see him take out his mobile phone and prepare to make a call, and then the thirty people on the opposite side crackled and fell around.

They also notified the Secret Service of this matter, and the people from the Secret Service came and went, and then made a list, saying that it was not a supernatural event, and it was very likely that those people had some strange illness or something.

Anyway, the matter is over, and the gang can be regarded as injured in vain, after all, there is no evidence from any party that they were attacked, and they can't even find a claim for compensation.

And Brother Xiao Zhang came out that night, and the person who came to pick him up was Chen Hall, that is, the direct superior of the mouse. After picking up Brother Zhang, he smiled in the car: "You really went to be a teacher?" ”

"Well, that's interesting."

"Okay, but you did the right thing today, if you let those kids do it, it will be very troublesome, and they don't care about it, if something really happens, you have to keep a case record."

"Hmm." Brother Xiao Zhang nodded: "I just don't want them to do it, they are all good children, because it's not cost-effective to be implicated in these things." ”

"This is my phone." Chen Hall took out a business card and handed it to Brother Zhang: "If you encounter anything in the future, call me directly, and I will help you deal with it." ”

Brother Zhang accepted the business card and said in a low voice, "Thank you." ”

"What's there to thank for, who you are that others don't know and I don't know. Helping you is even helping myself, if something really goes wrong with you, I can't write a report on the people under you. Chen Hall sent Brother Zhang to Chang'an Lane: "It's here, come to me for tea when you have time." ”

"Okay."

Watching Chen Hall's car leave, as soon as Brother Zhang turned around, he saw the thunder dragon sitting on the archway of Chang'an Lane.

"What are you sitting on it for?"

"I'm clocking out." Brontosaurus glanced at his watch: "If you don't show up for another half an hour, someone will have to pay a terrible price." ”

"There's no need." Brother Zhang beckoned to him: "I'll go and make you a supper." ”

The thunder dragon jumped down with a swish: "Blossom starchy sausage, fried loin." ”

"Okay." Brother Xiao Zhang put his hands in his pockets: "There are some things that I can handle by myself, you don't have to help me solve everything." ”

"Got it." Thunder Dragon nodded, "Let's go back first." ”

Speaking of which, Brother Zhang's method of dealing with it this time can be said to be textbook-level, and the old fritter Thunder Dragon gave him a high evaluation, but Brother Xiao Zhang also keenly discovered a problem, that is, it is easy to go wrong when he goes out to do something, which makes him a little distressed.

"I think your abilities need to be pressed a little lower." Lei Long said vaguely with a starch intestine in his mouth: "It's about the same when you press it to the level of Qinglingzi, or you can press it a little more." ”

"I, I, I." Xu Wei lay next to him and pointed to himself and said, "It's almost the same as me, and it's not too weak." ”

"You're not weak, are you? If you don't have those magic weapons, you're a rookie. Lei Long poked her head with his finger: "You will have at least ten years before you can make a few moves with your master and me." ”

"How can I compare with you, how many years have I only been cultivating, how many years have you been." Xu Wei sighed and said, "I'm really wronged by this thunder dragon. ”

"Wronged fart, who doesn't spoil you, a little nephew in the Nine Heavens Thunder Department, I can't even call someone who can't be called, you can call them all with one voice. Nine days of thunder, only you can cast it. ”

Brother Xiao Zhang glanced at Xu Wei with a smile: "Master of Shaker." ”

"It's not my ability to shake people, what should I do if I'm just a dish."

As he spoke, the door opened, and then Grey, the queen of the other world, pushed the door in, and she came to the counter and put her sword rose goddess up: "A wine, and a delicious roast chicken." ”

"Yo, isn't this Her Majesty, why do you have a stinky face?" Xu Wei and Grey were already very familiar, she got up with a smile and said, "Who provoked you?" ”

"Don't mention it." Queen Grey took a deep breath: "My own brother was annoyed by the coup d'état with the foreigners, he occupied his four provinces and established his own state. ”

"Where's the Red Dragon Queen?" Xu Wei asked curiously: "I haven't seen her since you took her away last time, and I still miss her." ”

Queen Grey shook her head: "I can't bring her here, I have to let her get used to it for a while, she is now making a fuss about watching cartoons all day long, where can I get her cartoons to watch?" Although the body is about to become an adult, the mind is still too young. ”

At this time, Brother Zhang raised his head and glanced at Queen Grey: "What will happen if your brother loses the coup?" ”

"It will be put into a large copper pot, fried in oil until golden brown on both sides, and then distributed to his soldiers." Queen Grey glanced at Brother Zhang: "Suddenly ask this, you don't want to eat me, do you?" ”

"Nope." Brother Xiao Zhang pointed to the door: "If it really fails, you can take refuge here and be a waiter here." ”

"Okay, but at what cost? You don't like carnal desires. ”

Lei Long stuffed the starch sausage into his mouth in two bites: "I like it, I like it, let's study it when the time comes." ”

Brother Xiao Zhang shook his head with a smile and sat in his seat: "You are a very powerful magician, right, I want to learn magic." ”

"Nope." Grey waved her hand and said, "It's not that I don't teach, it's that you can't learn." I've tried it a long time ago, you're a magical insulator, magical. If you can't communicate with the magic elves, how can you use magic? ”

"Magic elves?"

"That's right." Queen Grey held out a finger: "Flame, your faithful servant asks you for strength, Fire Dragon!" ”

As soon as she finished speaking, a flaming dragon burned around her body, a force that was restrained, but still possessed a very strong power.

Brother Zhang learns from Queen Grey's appearance: "Fire ......"

Before he could say a word, the flame of the Flame King was already raging, and the small restaurant was like a steel-making furnace, and the flames erupted from all the voids, directly devouring Grey's fire dragon.

And the flames summoned by Brother Xiao Zhang seemed to be spiritual, and did not cause any damage, but there was an extra ionic person in the room, and Gray knelt down after seeing it: "The king of flame elves......"

The King of the Flame Elves glanced at her, then turned to the front of Brother Xiao Zhang and bowed down very humbly and kissed Brother Zhang's fingers, and then turned into ionic flames and disappeared.

"Wow......" Thunder Dragon said coolly beside him, "Your elf king is so polite." ”

Queen Grey looked at Brother Zhang in amazement, then got up and patted the dust on her body: "What kind of magic do you still learn, insulting people...... Really. ”

Brother Xiao Zhang sighed, quite helpless, but there was no way.

However, although he was afraid that he would not be able to learn magic, he listened to what the thunder dragon said about letting him press a little more power. The next day, he found Qing Lingzi, and then asked Qing Lingzi to issue a self-assessment report.

This can stump Qing Lingzi, who has always been not afraid of heaven and earth, and knows what to do about everything, sits in the office during the lunch break and bites the pen and tries every means to try to give the boss a quantitative reference system.

This thing,There's a combat power index in Dragon Ball.、What's the level in it.,But there's really no proper quantitative standard in the real world.,Everyone says what the immortals and the immortals.,But the immortals and the immortals are not the ability indicators.,That's the identity title.,It's like a senior teacher.、Intermediate carpenter.,The sea that can't fight in the immortals is gone.,There are a lot of people in the immortals who can turn over the river and the sea.,It's really too difficult to issue a quantitative standard for this thing.,It's not easy to choose a reference.。 You can't use TNT as an indicator, a sword immortal is equivalent to 3,000 catties of TNT? That's not appropriate.

Qing Lingzi felt the pain of beating workers for the first time, and the key was that he had no one to discuss, and in the end, Qing Lingzi had no choice but to cobble together and talk nonsense.

So Brother Xiao Zhang finally got a very outrageous standard self-test table of combat effectiveness, such as being able to win a chicken with his bare hands, a dog with his bare hands, and a pig with his bare hands......

In the end, he couldn't stand it anymore, and went to find Qing Lingzi with his things, and Qing Lingzi finally lowered his head for a long time and admitted his mistake, and then promised to give a reasonable answer within three days.

But the problem is that this thing is so easy, he racked his brains and couldn't fully measure it, and finally he simply found the physics teachers in the school in desperation, and sold an old face to get inspiration from the physics teachers.

In the end, Qing Lingzi really came up with a device, that is, a measuring instrument for spiritual conversion to electricity, the principle is to use spiritual energy to boil water to generate electricity, and then through a large resistance to see how many light bulbs can be lit, the more light bulbs are lit, the more awesome they are, and the physical fitness group is directly hand-cranked, and the hand-cranked boiling water is used to generate electricity.

A light bulb represents an order of magnitude, and then it is done in this way to complete the hard standard measurement, which is certainly not scientific, but this thing is simple and efficient, there are not so many twists and turns, and it can continue to add light bulbs to measure the players of the higher ability group, and theoretically even a god can measure it. After all, the energy conversion loss is so big, right, it is unlikely that it will burn the equipment except for Brother Zhang.

Not to mention that people are forced out, Qing Lingzi is full of power to light up eight big bulbs and four small bulbs, Jin Mei can light up twelve big bulbs on a normal basis, and Xiao Zhang only needs to press his ability on the eight bulbs, which is almost the ability to press on the level of Qing Lingzi.

As for the others, Lei Long also played a little, if he didn't have the ability to cheat, he could only have two or five big and seven small ones, which was considered 5.7 bubbles, and in addition to these few people in the school, the big heavenly demon was 8.2 bubbles, and there were some bits and pieces that were the highest and the highest was about 8 bubbles.

"There's something about this thing." Zhang Yao, the backbone of the technical department, was silent for a long time after seeing the Qinglingzi bulb counter and sighed: "This forced brain case is easy to use, such a simple principle, why didn't I think of it?" But I think this thing can be improved, otherwise what's the point of putting a kettle next to it? ”

Qing Lingzi's thing is easy to use, but how to say it...... It's a little ugly, after all, it's the old ass who betrayed the hue and relied on the equipment saved by the male physics teachers in the school, and the thing that generates electricity on it is a sealed pipe that uses a welded kettle as a steam boiler and sticks out of a glass pipe, this thing has a safety factor, no safety factor, no accuracy, no accuracy, and even ugly......

Zhang Yao felt that with such a simple principle, she would definitely be able to come out with the whole beautiful equipment, and wouldn't this be a lot of money at that time!

(End of chapter)