The thunder dragon was lying on the sofa holding his stomach and rolling back and forth, just such a person who had never screamed in pain after being dismantled into pieces, but now he was lying there like a dead dog because of his stomach pain.

He is pitiful because he is not invaded by all kinds of poisons, so the painkillers are useless to him at all, and he is not less in pain at all, and because of the forcible luck and the nonsense of eating Haisai, the pain has given him a super double.

At this moment, there was a circle of people standing around him, and the girls' alliance led by Xu Wei stood there and watched Sister Longlong, who had become a thunder dragon, moaning, looking very pitiful, but they actually had no better way than to provide sanitary napkins to Sister Longlong.

"Why don't you give him some iced Coke and see how much pain he gets?" Coral Moon asked in a whisper, "I'll add a few more pieces of ice." ”

"Good!" Luna Xiao Hei nodded vigorously.

At this time, she had to look at Xu Wei, and she quickly stopped the evil thoughts of these two people: "Don't toss my master, go get him some brown sugar ginger tea." ”

At this time, Lei Long grabbed Xu Wei's hand with snot and tears, and said weakly: "I'm afraid I won't be able to live...... I still have a copy of the Thunder Law Express under my pillow, it's useless for you to hold it, remember to pass it on when you find an apprentice......"

"Alive, alive." Xu Wei shook off Lei Long's hand: "Where are you here, we have to go through it once a month." ”

Brontosaurus just wanted to speak, but labor pains hit, and he could only hold his stomach and cry on the sofa.

Then the door opened, and a group of strange creatures came over, and they formed a circle around the thunder dragon, and they all quacked and laughed. At this time, someone wanted to reach out and poke him, but the person next to him stopped his hand: "Biting you." ”

"You fucking ......" Sister Long Long looked at these wolf-hearted old neighbors: "Beasts! ”

They didn't mind the thunder dragon's scolding at all, but the more fierce the scolding became, the more fierce the laugh became, after all, the thunder dragon has been rampant in the countryside for many years, and now it is finally a day when he is looking for death and life, it can't be said that everyone is happy, it can only be said that they are happy.

And Sister Long Long is so good-looking, Lei Long was originally a pure scumbag, very good-looking, after becoming a girl, there is simply no one, all his ex-girlfriends are not as good as himself, and the more this is the case, the more interesting the people around him feel.

"Brother, I've never begged anyone in my life, you see......"

"Get out! Get out of here! Lei Long covered his stomach and scolded there: "If you don't get out, Lao Tzu will give you a pot of stew in two days!" ”

They hahaha, hahaha, they went, and they didn't take a single cloud with them, leaving only the painful brontosaurus. Xu Wei brought him ginger soup, and he took a sip and spit it out: "What's this!" ”

"Ginger soup."

"Take it, take it...... I don't drink! The thunder dragon turned over and looked extremely irritable: "Let's go!" ”

At this time, Huang Die'er walked in from outside, stood in front of Lei Long and thought for a long time, then turned to Xu Wei and said, "Can't he change back?" ”

"No, I asked, his transformation technique was given to him by Brother Zhang, and Sister Jin came to try it just now, no. It's said that it's a rule-level change technique, and if you don't come here, no one can do anything. ”

"What about the old man?"

"It's said that it's out of control every year, and he brought it back to the mountains and seas every year to recuperate, and I've asked for leave at the school, so I have to have a week or so." Xu Wei sighed and said: "Who knows that changing gender is quite complete." ”

Huang Die'er touched her chin and was silent for a long time: "Then slowly change back again, let me be refreshed first." ”

"Huang Die'er! What the are you ...... Ouch......" The thunder dragon lay there and scolded with a pale face: "You are also a person? ”

"Ha, look up if you don't believe it, who has the sky spared, you scumbag also have today." Huang Die'er laughed: "It's unreasonable for you to let me be cool if you don't have such a good opportunity." ”

"Death to the master!" Thunder Dragon's hand appeared with electric light, but it was extinguished in an instant, and the pain caused by the luck made him unable to deal with it at all, because he was a yang method of cultivation from the beginning, and the qi came up from the dantian, which was in conflict with the female body, because the yin method of condensing qi was from the heart and lung meridians, so the operation of the breath was different, and now as long as he condensed the qi, the organ that should not exist was like being stabbed with a knife, and the pain made him almost faint several times.

"Hahaha......" Huang Die'er laughed: "I didn't expect you to have today, Yingzi." Don't worry, you'll be better in a few days, your aunt and grandmother will love you well. ”

"Brute...... It's all brutes! ”

The Brontosaurus lay there without love, and the news spread wildly in the crowds, and in less than twenty minutes even the mouse and pony in the Middle East knew the news, the mouse looked at the current appearance of the brontosaurus and touched his chin and didn't know what he was thinking, and the pony was laughing so much that he was about to get out of his chair.

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"Not to mention, it's pretty." The mouse said to the pony with a strange expression, "You won't be able to, right?" ”

"You said let's go back and tell him to make my brother cool, can you do it?"

"Don't you feel a little disgusting?"

"Don't you think that if he's British, it's over, and you'll treat him as a beautiful girl who drank too much on the side of the road and was picked up by you, won't it's over?"

The mouse's expression was still weird, and he was silent for a while before saying, "But the beautiful girl you picked up on the road won't share her pickle girl experience with you, you are a little sick to my stomach, I grew up with him since I was a ......child."

"That's kind of disgusting when you say that, forget it." Pony sighed, "It's been almost a year since I'll be able to go home." ”

"Stay up, stay up for another year. I'm more urgent than you, if I don't go back, Qing Lingzi will have to set up the university. ”

"Oh? Qing Lingzi is so powerful? ”

The mouse sneered and threw a copy of the material to the pony, "See for yourself." ”

On the other side, in addition to the thunder dragon screaming to death, the little Taoist priest in the bachelor apartment in the department got the biggest sum of money in her life so far, five thousand two hundred and four yuan. It was the first grant she'd received here, and the money would be there for as long as she hadn't applied for it, at the cost of going to the place every three days.

Although the single dormitory is not large, she also felt the comfort of the city people for the first time, at least she didn't have to sleep in the open air, and the valley splitting technique was useless.

"Buy a phone." The little Taoist priest sat cross-legged on the bed, seemingly practicing, but in fact, he kept muttering about the use of the money: "Buy some more food, it's too expensive to go to the restaurant, no, no." Two more clothes, I haven't worn new clothes in years, huh...... And buy a pair of shoes. ”

Although she has been trying hard to speak Mandarin, she can't change her accent in the remote mountainous areas of Sichuan, and her skin is relatively dark, and her figure is also thin, she looks like a fourteen or fifteen-year-old boy, with a pair of big eyes that are particularly prominent, and she feels that those eyes can occupy half of her face. It's definitely not good-looking, at least not good-looking in a broad sense, but it's really a very spiritual little girl, full of vitality.

Next to her was a code of conduct manual for the secret service, which she had read many times, and it clearly stated that it was not allowed to catch demons without permission, let alone use spells for profit, and if it was discovered, she would be punished to a certain extent.

The rest is nothing, what is illegal or criminal, she also knows that she must not be able to do it, but it is only this inability to catch demons that makes her uncomfortable, after all, the master told her many years ago that the purpose of their cultivation is to catch demons.

Thinking of catching monsters, she thought of the big monster she met in the mall that day, that breath was too terrifying, although in the past in the mountains would also encounter mandrill ghosts, and even green-haired zombies, but she really hadn't seen a monster with a terrifying aura, at that time she felt that her mind was blank, there was no way but to wait for death, and the back that blocked the nirvana attack for her was really handsome even now when she thought about it.

"So handsome, so handsome!" The little Taoist priest hugged the pillow and smirked and lay down next to him: "Super handsome!" ”

"No, no, no, the Dao heart can't be chaotic, cultivate and cultivate."

When she realized that she was starting to think crankily, she quickly got up again and began to sit cross-legged, but it was less than ten minutes before she suddenly opened her eyes: "Is the roast goose delicious?" It should be delicious. ”

Life in the mountains for a long time has made her accustomed to asking and answering herself, and the reason why she is worried about the roast goose is that when she came here, she passed by a roast meat shop, and the goose she saw outside the window, the burnt yellow color was really too attractive, even if she did the bigu technique at that time, she was still aroused by the roast goose.

"A roast goose...... Cross out and cross out, half a roast goose. She got up and wrote down what she wanted to eat in a small notebook: "Half a roast goose, a pig's knuckle rice...... Well, another bottle of Coke. ”

When she was twelve years old, she drank Coke once, which Master brought back from the bottom of the mountain, and she still remembers the taste, and now that she has money, she can no longer stand in front of other people's stores and watch, and there is no pressure to buy a five-liter bottle at a time.

"Let's eat!"

After looking around, she finally found a roast meat shop, she walked cautiously with two hundred yuan, pointed to the roast goose hanging there and said, "How do you sell the roast goose?" ”

She said very carefully, her eyes were still very fluttering, and she was a little unconfident, after all, this was the best and most expensive thing she had ever eaten in her life, if it wasn't for the subsidy money arriving today, this was something she couldn't think of.

"Fifty-five mosquitoes."

"Huh? How much? I don't understand. ”

"Fifty-five pounds."

"How much do I need for half a one?"

The boss Kaka chopped half of it down, and said that it was almost three catties, even if she was one hundred and fifty yuan, she held the packaged roast goose and looked at the fifty yuan she found, and after being silent for a long time, she asked quite heartbrokenly: "How do you sell pork knuckle rice?" ”

"No, only roast pork rice, eighteen."

Hearing that a meal cost eighteen yuan, she hesitated for a while before she made up her mind to ask for one, and then ordered a bottle of large Coke in one go, and then carefully counted the twenty-eight yuan that was found for her twice, and then carefully put it back in her pocket.

A meal costs more than 170 yuan, which is the food money for her and the master for a week, and she feels very guilty when she sits there to eat, the master is estimated to not even be able to drink the porridge now, but she spends all day drinking here, drunk and drunk, and even so extravagant that she actually eats half a roast goose!

When the master was shivering in the cold wind in her mind, she was silently crying while eating the goose legs, sad and sad, but the roast goose was really delicious.

On the way back, the more she thought about it, the more she blamed herself, so she secretly decided to leave half of the money for the master every month, and when she found the master, she would invite her to eat a whole roast goose, and give her a lot of money to honor her.

And just as he was about to return to the dormitory, he found that there were many people standing under the dormitory, and she felt very curious, so she got into a group of people who were a head taller than her, and heard that someone was taking a roll call at the very end, so she sneakily stepped forward to take a look.

"What is this for?" The little Taoist priest asked a big brother next to him curiously: "So many people are standing here." ”

"The creation of a new department, which seems to be the kind of irregular establishment, is being counted...... Who are you? ”

"It's okay, it's okay." The little Taoist priest waved her hand, and then she began to drill around the crowd again, until she got next to the person who pointed to it, and whispered: "Big brother, I also live here, do I want to register?" ”

The staff member who named her was busy now, and he didn't pay attention to who she was, and said impatiently: "Didn't register before?" ”

"I wrote two sheets."

"Oh? What's the name, I'll see. ”

The little Taoist priest reported his name, and the staff turned around: "No, is it missing?" I'll add it to you. ”

"Good, good!"

And then in this way, she became a second-level employee of Anyuan Security Company, and she had to start work every day......

She didn't know why, but after the roll call, she was assigned a mobile phone, and the next day she was called to send a phone card and a work card, the work card had her name on it but no photo, she was curious and went to the secret service to ask, the logistics replied that she didn't find her information, only one name, and then because of this matter the logistics and personnel quarreled, the leaders on both sides made it very unpleasant, probably the logistics of the strange personnel is not careful, and it is not the first time that the leakage of people has happenedI'll have to report back next time.

Personnel may also be consciously at a loss, with the little Taoist priest before and after several buildings ran around and did not find her relevant file information, personnel management files were scolded, was questioned several times why they missed people again, but their management level is really a little poor and the new unit has not been established for a long time, this kind of thing often happens, and then this little girl is nothing and suddenly became a registered person, and then she was confused with the newly made file and went to the logistics according to the instructions, After logistics used her mobile phone to join a group, she was sent equipment to her......

"Huh?"

After returning home at night, he stood in front of the mirror and looked at the equipment he found, and there were question marks in his mind, she couldn't figure out why this was at all, but it didn't affect the mobile phone group she joined Someone @ All said that they would gather at the door at half past seven tomorrow morning, and they would be taken to work.

"Alas???" The little Taoist priest scratched his head: "Strange ......"