"Ladies and gentlemen, I haven't seen me for a few days, don't you miss me very much? There's no way, I've been investigating the distribution of regional forces in this place where birds don't poop for the past few days, and the signal here is not good and the food is poor, so I really don't have any intention to be photogenic. However, the situation here will soon become clear, and the follow-up plot is guaranteed to be exciting. ”

Long Danchen was recording a video on his mobile phone, and behind him, only a wall away, there were two forces clashing, AK47 hit the spark, and from time to time there would be stray bullets flying over their heads.

"What are you doing?" Huahua sat there with an umbrella and looked curiously at Long Danchen's mentally handicapped operation: "At this time, you are still recording videos, you?" ”

"I have tens of thousands of fans on my short video platform, so I have to give them an explanation." He turned off his mobile phone as he spoke, and then glanced at it with his head slightly exposed: "If these two start to fight, can we enter the game?" ”

"Whatever you want, it's up to you to arrange."

"Alright, contact our allies, and get ready to work tonight. I asked Xiao Song to prepare a new identity for us, you are Japanese-Chinese, the eldest lady of Arasaka Company, I am Chinese-American, and I am the heir of Wayne Group. ”

"Are you alright? Hey, what about you, are you okay? ”

"Just kidding." Long Danchen took out two pieces of paper: "Remember, don't confuse your identity." We are the negotiators of Donglai Zhongzhi Group, your real name is Ankers Li, and my name is Long Danchen. ”

"Why did I get such a name?"

"Then you can use your own name."

Huahua thought for a moment: "Then it's better to call it Ankers Lee." ”

Long Danchen smiled, then picked up a stone with one hand, the stone slowly turned into a grenade in his hand, then he took off the pull ring of the grenade, and then threw it to the scene of the fight, and then a loud noise accompanied by a small mushroom cloud appeared, Long Danchen hurriedly hid under Huahua's umbrella, and the strong shock wave overturned the ground around them, and even the wall that was covering them was shattered, and the scene was silent after the explosion, All that was left was a girl with an umbrella and a dog man who forcibly got together with the girl.

"Your umbrella is really good, borrow it from me next time."

Huahua sneered, put away the umbrella and threw it at Long Danchen: "Take it." ”

Long Danchen stretched out his hand to take it, and then the whole person was overturned by the weight of this umbrella, and no matter what trick he used, he couldn't get out of this umbrella, like a stinky monkey that was crushed under the Five Elements Mountain.

"Hey, hey, you're Thor's hammer?"

Huahua chuckled and stretched out her hand, and the umbrella automatically returned to her hand: "Thor's hammer is a fart, hurry up and go back to clean up, and you have to deceive people at night." ”

"It's coming, it's coming." Long Danchen hurriedly followed, putting one hand on Huahua's shoulder with a lewd smile: "You tell me the truth, how many things are you hiding, I don't think you look like an ordinary girl." ”

"Come on, you didn't pay attention to me when you praised the little snake a few days ago."

"That's different, that's polite to outsiders, it's not interesting for us to hide and hide ourselves. Are you not wearing a bra today? What about the straps? ”

Huahua put an elbow on Long Danchen's chest: "Don't play sexual harassment, get out!" ”

"No, I'll just ask, ask, isn't this a bad omen."

"Fuck you, that's called a magic bra!" Huahua was furious: "Die, go, die, go, if you don't die, I'll send you to the oil pot." ”

Long Danchen followed flatteringly all the way, and just behind them, a woman in black came to the place where they had just left, glanced at the mess in front of them, and then looked at the back of the two of them leaving, and then took a few steps back and disappeared into the complicated jungle.

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"Does she think we didn't find her?"

"Definitely, otherwise I wouldn't think I was so cool."

"Hahahaha." Long Danchen glanced back: "That's what you want, let's go, go find our allies, it's time for them to appear." ”

At this moment, on a highway in China, a seemingly ordinary minibus is speeding to the city, and there are four people sitting in the car, who are the four people who are on this mission, and they are going to a newly opened shopping mall as temporary security personnel.

The owner of this mall is very generous, and he made a deal with the security company with a commission of one million a month, so there is a matter of these four people going there to start work today.

Four security guards are one million a month, as long as they are not stupid, they know what the situation is, but after all, this shopping mall has invested nearly 2 billion, if you are reluctant to make this small amount of money, then in the end it will not just be a big loss.

And among these four security guards are little Taoists.

This is her first mission, she doesn't know anything about the process, that is, when she was in the car, the deputy director told them about the general situation, that is, there will be all kinds of strange things in this shopping mall since the beginning of the trial operation, which also caused several security guards to die or disappear mysteriously because of these things, the purpose of their trip is to investigate it and solve it, the task time is three months, because the mall will officially open after three months, there is no time to delay.

And the four of them were assigned the relevant task content, and the other three were relatively normal, that is, the regular search and investigation, and when it was the turn of the little Taoist, the deputy supervisor gave her a work plan, that is, to sleep in the duty room of the shopping mall every night, and to go back to the hotel arranged by Party A to rest during the day.

The little Taoist priest still didn't quite understand, after all, the deputy director said that the daily travel expenses of the four of them were five thousand yuan. If 5,000 yuan is to go to the duty room to sleep, she feels that this money is a bit unconscionable......

However, the deputy supervisor didn't explain much to her, just let her implement the work plan according to the plan, and the rest was left to act at the opportunity.

When they arrived at the place, they saw the mall as soon as they got out of the car, there was nothing special from the outside, it was just an ordinary good at, and there were advertisements for investment promotion outside, because the sun was just right outside, and there was no light inside, so it was dark, only a few people in security uniforms sat at the door chatting.

At this time, the deputy director made a phone call, and after a while, a car stopped next to them, and then two middle-aged people who looked very rich came down, and one of them came up and directly reached out to hold the deputy director's hand and said: "You can be regarded as coming, and the next thing will be troublesome to you, so I will invite you to have a light meal first, and don't shirk it." ”

As soon as she mentioned eating, the little Taoist priest was energetic, she looked at the deputy director with expectation in her eyes, and the deputy director happened to see her eyes, so she could only sigh and say, "Then it will be troublesome Mr. Wu." ”

"You're welcome."

And he said it was a light meal, but in fact, it was also the biggest and best restaurant in the local area, after all, he knew very well in his heart who was coming this time, this was a real professional team, and he didn't know how much stronger than the two knives Harry Potter he invited outside.

Looking at a large table of dishes, the deputy director didn't move much, and several other colleagues also tasted a few bites, but the little Taoist priest put aside the mowing grass like playing Dynasty Warriors, and the boss didn't say anything when he saw her eating, just smiled slightly and looked at the deputy director.

The deputy director nodded clearly, leaned into Mr. Wu's ear and said, "She is the bottom of the box that we pressed." ”

As soon as he heard this, Mr. Wu immediately became happy, and then ordered another table of dishes, for fear that the little Taoist priest would not be able to eat enough. And this little girl is also very good at taking all the orders, and she ate twelve servings of sea cucumbers alone.

After eating and drinking, they also entered the scheduled place of work, in the dark shopping mall hall, Wu Zongping retired from the secretary, and then said: "This place is unstable at night, the monitoring cannot be counted, the installation is broken after a few times, and the people invited have also been harmed by several, and I have lost millions of dollars just for losing money." ”

The deputy director looked back and forth, and nodded: "Okay, my people will be stationed here for three months, and the problem will be solved for you within three months." ”

"Thank you so much."

They were standing in the middle of talking, and suddenly there was a burst of laughter from the depths of the empty shopping mall, which seemed to be male and not female, and the little Taoist priest was about to take out the talisman paper as soon as he raised his hand, but was quietly pressed back by the deputy director.

"Mr. Wu, if you don't want to go back first, just leave the rest to us."

"Thank you then."

After the boss left, the deputy director called the four of them to the security room for a small meeting, when they were in a meeting, the glass of the security room was pasted with a miserable white face, a pair of eyes were wide open, the black eyeballs were very small, the white eyeballs were very large, they were still covered with bloodshots, the teeth were all gone, and the living thing was a black hole, which looked very infiltrating.

Everyone saw it, but the deputy director walked over and pulled the curtain before continuing the meeting.

"This time, you have to work for three months no matter what, the first is to give ......"

Before he finished speaking, he saw that the pale face actually seeped in through the window, and the deputy director snorted impatiently, stretched out his hand and pinched the face and dragged it in: "I like to hear it, right?" Honestly stand for me! ”

After speaking, he opened the seal with both hands, and directly locked Na Ah Piao on the wall: "If you can't write a summary after listening, Lao Tzu will let you drink rooster blood for three months." ”

The security room was filled with merry laughter.

"Be quiet, be quiet, be quiet. As for the work plan, it has been arranged in the car, and the first is to give Party A a reasonable explanation, so that he can clearly feel that the situation here has improved. The second is that the period he gave us is three months, and we must be here for at least two and a half months, otherwise it will be difficult for money to open its mouth. The third is when you come across this kind of thing. ”

The deputy director pointed to Ah Piao on the wall: "You can just press it out, don't be merciful, but be careful, if there are some small and weak ones, you can leave them, and after two months, we will deal with them together." Did you hear me clearly? ”

"Hear me clearly!"

All four people in the room understood, while the wall trembled. At this time, the deputy director turned his head and smiled at it: "You also understand?" Now I will give you two paths, either as a giveaway for the first day of today's opening, or we will take you out to help you reincarnate at the end of the day. The choice is yours. ”

Ah Piao is not stupid, it nodded again and again, and then it naturally became a ghost......

At night, the deputy director still has to drive back to headquarters, and the four of them are left here, so do you think it's a horror story? How is it possible, for this level of horror for this level of security personnel, it is a happy comedian.

In addition to the little Taoist priest who comes to sleep every day when he is full, the other three security personnel go there every day to fight the landlord in the first half of the night, sleep in the second half of the night, and patrol around at dawn, and then find Ah Piao hidden in the corner under the leadership of the ghost.

Under normal circumstances, the process after finding Ah Piao is to warn first, and then see the other party's reaction, if Ah Piao's reaction is very strong and resistant, then kill it on the spot, and then record the scene of killing these Ah Piao, and then show it to the next Ah Piao and Party A, and those who are obedient are numbered and kept for the little Taoist priest to deal with.

In addition to eating, drinking, and sleeping, the little Taoist priest is to let these Ah Piao re-enter the reincarnation in the last half month, which is not difficult for her, after all, professional players. It's not too simple to overkill the undead, and it can be solved by consuming a rune paper.

But in general, the work content is still too simple, and the next day she starts to get a little bored, and she can't sleep at night and during the day, so she will carry a bag around to find food.

She is very good at eating This is well known in the unit, after all, they have already held a big stomach king competition before, the little Taoist weighs forty-five kilograms but can eat one-half of the body weight of food, which makes those strong men of one meter nine or three hundred pounds out of reach, until everyone got the news that she was the strongest pillar of the base, because according to the director's gaffe after getting drunk that day, it can be concluded that this stupid-looking little guy has a surplus to pick a base by himself.

By the third day, she was no longer satisfied with the status quo, and simply sleeping at night was no longer enough to satisfy her mental needs, so she would go to watch her colleagues play poker and chat with them.

Although everyone knows that she is an elder, the silly appearance when she speaks really makes it difficult for people to associate her with the master, and she is holding a box of biscuits in her hand while eating while staring at the appearance of people fighting the landlord, which really has nothing to do with the master.

"Tell a story, stop playing cards, tell a story." Finally, because she couldn't understand the signs, she begged: "Tell a story." ”

A few colleagues couldn't help it, and when they met this kind of little fool, they were the big babies of the whole group, so they had to put down the cards in their hands, and then gathered around, one of them proposed: "In this way, let's tell a ghost story by ourselves, and then let Xiaojin be the judge, whose story is the least scary, and who goes out to buy barbecue." ”