"Hell, the car broke down in a place like this."

The deputy supervisor got out of the car and looked around, and then kicked the broken car helplessly, then opened the car door and shouted inside: "Come down and breathe, the car is broken, I will call a tow truck now." ”

The people in the car came down one after another, and they sat in the shade of the trees on the side of the country road and began to play poker, the little Taoist priest did not know how to play poker, so she picked milk vetch on the edge of the ridge to play, there was not much traffic on the road, after all, this was already to the countryside, and their destination this time was one of the people on the death list, although they didn't have to care about all the people, but they still had to do things within the scope of their duties.

"Little sister, with our tossing method, it is estimated that we will not be able to catch anyone there."

The boss is the old Jianghu, he has more experience than the others, so he asked, after all, they work in such a high-profile manner, let alone startling the snakes, even the earthworms have to be startled by their spring thunder, and now those related people should be exhausted, and it is impossible to stay in the local area and wait for death.

"I know." The deputy director stood next to him and lit a cigarette: "But what needs to be done still has to be done, I talked to the leader today, and they said let's not have too much hope, but they definitely didn't have to run, except for the ones who had already gone abroad before, and now they can't leave the country unless they swim out." ”

After the deputy director finished speaking, he asked with a smile, "Boss, why do you think you want to do this?" ”

"It's not that I can give the establishment, I think that I will be mixed up all my life, and I will be almost fifty in the blink of an eye, and I will retire with a mixed establishment."

The boss had a helpless smile on his face when he spoke, he was considered to have been a ranger all his life, and he still had to rely on mixed arrangements to support his old age at the end of the day, which was somewhat sad to say.

"What about you?"

"Huh? Me? After thinking for a moment, the fairy girl laughed: "My long-cherished wish is to kill all the demons in the world, but my ability is not very good, and I can't beat the slightly more powerful ones. ”

"You dare to say it, but I remember that your ability is not bad, and you were the third class in the second class when you were assessed."

The fairy girl didn't speak, but silently looked at the little Taoist priest who was breaking the branches of the tree in the distance, and her eyes were full of confusion.

"Hey, what are you comparing to her, our unit is at her level nationwide. Two are also provincial governors. The deputy director waved his hand and said, "The directors of our central provinces are not as good as her." I'm also the deputy director of the city, and she beats me like a dog. ”

"What about you, hemorrhoids."

"It's okay to call me a nickname, but you can't wipe out my anointment. I'm simple, just like the boss, the old lady in the family helped me to entrust the name of the relationship, just to be able to make it up. My hometown is in Tunzi, and it is difficult to go on a blind date after no weaving. The hemorrhoid cream said: "I haven't thought about anything else, I'm still single in my thirties, and when I'm a little bit mixed, I'll go back on a blind date." ”

"It's bad luck for you to say that."

"What's auspicious or unlucky, in this line of mixed rice, who doesn't have a head on the crotch, no one knows if it will be gag in the next second."

After listening to his words, no one spoke, because everyone knows how much their line of wear and tear is every year, they are all consumables to put it bluntly, but some things still have to be done, since they have chosen this line of work, there is nothing to complain about, strive to die later, and as for the end of life, it is really God-sent good luck.

Soon the tow truck came, and their car was towed to the nearest repair shop, and it was not completely repaired until the end of the night, and after a few meals, several people went on the road again, and this time they arrived at their destination without a hitch.

The destination is a group of villas, the kind of vacation center built deep in the mountains, this kind of place is not open to the public most of the time, and everyone knows what the specific reason is.

Today, however, the place is not as brightly lit as it used to be, but rather dim.

It is very scary at night in the mountains if there are no lights, the cry of the owl is clear and loud, and there are many unknown songworms, and the atmosphere is directly rendered to the level of a horror movie.

A few people in the car came to the door, there was no one in the security room, and there was no one in the dark inside, they looked at each other, and finally the deputy director spoke: "It seems that I really got the news in advance and ran away." ”

"Not necessarily." Hemorrhoids cream raised his nose and inhaled: "Human." ”

"Are you shamans so outrageous?"

"After inviting the gods to receive the immortals, there will be a period of strengthening of the five senses and six senses, we are all positive immortals, not evil gods."

They have popularized science in front of this, and there is this kind of technique of inviting gods in both the north and the south, which is called Qi Qi in the south and possession in the north. However, there is a saying in the south that "the righteous god is not possessed by the body, and the possession is not the righteous god", but it is not in shamanism, although shamanism is not animist, but it also regards fire, mountains, rivers, trees, sun, moon and stars, thunder and lightning, clouds, ice and snow, wind and rain, rainbow and some animals as gods who dominate nature and the world with personified imagination and mystified spirituality. Most of the gods in shamanic rituals are enhancements of certain abilities given to humans by nature, such as "Sheriff Bresta when I was a child", in which the strength of a bear, the eyes of an eagle, the speed of a leopard, and the ears of a wolf are theoretically the abilities of shamanism and druids, which belong to the category of natural enhancement.

Therefore, shamanism is essentially based on enhancement techniques, so there will be a situation where the ability to stay for a while after the release of the technique, just like the car chased by hemorrhoids cream last night, and his indicators are still very high today, so he belongs to this type.

"Is there anyone in there? Where is it? ”

"Whoa."

Following the direction of the hemorrhoids cream finger, there were indeed a few people sitting there under the big tree not far away, and it seemed that they were indeed not good.

The deputy director glanced at it, no more, no less, exactly five, and it looked like he was waiting for them on purpose, and the 5V5 situation on the scene was really a regular setting for the matching bureau.

He whispered, "Get ready for battle." ”

After saying that, he took out a slingstick from behind him, and then stretched out his hand to push open the hidden door.

After walking in, through the moonlight, you can see with the naked eye that the five people under the tree are all strangely shaped, but there is a woman who looks like a real top, with a bee waist and hips, a big Nana, long hair, a shawl and a slap face, and she looks very burning.

The rest of the people are full of eccentricity, the front is a bald fat boy, weighing more than three hundred pounds, sitting there can not see the height but at most one meter five or six, the weather is not warm and the temperature in the mountains is even lower, but he is naked upper body, the fat can't be seen, and there is a string of LED lights hanging on the key neck, for fear that people will not see his white-haired pig-like fat.

There is a person sitting on the tree next to them, one meter seven is like a clothes pole, if you look closely, you can see that it is a person, if you don't look carefully, you think it is a stick insect after being mutated by nuclear radiation, and the fat man's arms are thick on his waist, and he is still eating when he sits there, just like a praying mantis eating.

One of the remaining two is a dwarf, he doesn't look like a normal person at first glance, and his face is full of flesh, but the body shape of a ten-year-old child has the face of a forty-five-year-old pig killer, and the other can be a little normal and limited, quite a big man wearing a sequined black silk fishing net suit, and he also has a fucking red pants inside, except for the fat man in the moonlight, he is the most eye-catching, and after seeing it, he can't wait to pick out his eyeballs.

"Hey, I said you, this kind of villain is no longer popular these days, and now the villains are all wearing small suits, wearing small glasses, laughing at Svenwen, and fighting to make fatal moves, you all belong to the martial arts serialized in the sixties and seventies of the last century.

Before the deputy director finished speaking, the most normal-looking woman couldn't stand up with a straight smile: "yes, I'll just say that your style is too exaggerated." ”

The deputy director was still looking at the woman who was talking, and suddenly felt that his collar was being pulled, and when he turned around, he found that the person who dragged him was hemorrhoids cream, and the place where he was standing just now had already been pierced there, but as long as there was no hemorrhoids cream to pull like this, his entire reproductive system and one-third of his rectum would definitely not be saved.

"You're going too far, let's do a sneak attack."

"You said it yourself, classic villain, of course the villain has to do the villain's business." It was still the bad woman who spoke, he stood up charmingly and charmingly, and raised his hand slightly: "I'll play with you." ”

As soon as the words fell, a large number of ground thorns suddenly erupted from the ground, and several of them hurriedly avoided it, and then found the right time to grab their weapons and kill them, and soon the two sides caught each other and killed each other.

The boss fought against the stick worm, the hemorrhoid cream against the fat man, the deputy director killed with the little dwarf, and the fairy girl began to fight with the sequins and black silk, the only thing was that the little Taoist priest who was still holding potato chips in his hand stood in front of the bad woman, and the two didn't even look at each other, because the little Taoist priest's attention was all on the potato chips.

The bad woman frowned when she saw her appearance, and with a slight wave of her slender hand, a wind knife blew over, but the little Taoist priest didn't even have eyes to see, and he dodged the wind knife with a flick of his head. This hand startled the bad woman, and then she flipped her hands, and two long thorns appeared in her hands, and the little Taoist priest's face was protruded with a little tiptoe.

"Little potato, work!" The deputy director shouted.

"Hmm!" When the little Taoist priest heard the leader's activation order, he threw the plastic bag in his hand, and flicked his hands twice at the bad woman, and the two copper coins flew out with a whin, hitting the spikes in the bad woman's hands.

The terrifying force made this bad woman's weapon directly out of her hand, and even the tiger's mouth was torn out, and immediately the blood flowed, she was so hurt that she gasped, and hurriedly retreated a few steps, cautiously looking at the little sister in front of her, who was not an adult no matter how she looked.

"Yo, do you still recruit child labor?"

After speaking, she took out the talisman with the blood of the tiger's mouth and drew it in the palm of her hand, and then after chanting words in her mouth for a while, the wound began to heal rapidly, and then the various functions of the body were quickly replenished and strengthened.

After a short pause, she suddenly accelerated and rushed towards the little Taoist, and slashed at her neck with one hand, but the little Taoist did not dodge or dodge, and opened the defense with one hand to defend against the thunderous blow.

The next moment, the bad woman's sixth sense suddenly activated, and the kind of almost instinctive retreat, and then the little Taoist priest's finger where she was standing just now came down, although it didn't hit, but the finger wind of that finger directly punched a big hole where the bad woman was standing before.

The bad woman began to face it carefully, but the next moment she felt that she had a flower in front of her, and then she couldn't find the figure of the little Taoist, and when she reacted, the little Taoist had already come to her, and she flew out with a move of the immortal who was one of the waist and horses.

"Outside." The little Taoist priest muttered, lowered his body, and rushed forward at an accelerated pace: "Death." ”

With a heavy elbow blow, the bad woman was smashed more than ten meters away, and she fell to the ground heavily.

At this time, the battle was almost over, and both sides were evenly matched and were injured, but only the bad woman was pressed to the ground by the little Taoist priest and rubbed.

"What the hell are these guys doing?" The deputy director broke free of the dwarf's attack range and came behind the little Taoist priest, forming a back-to-back posture with her: "Their posture is so strange. ”

"The outer way of the demon."

"Isn't it crooked?"

"It's an outsider, isn't it? The outer way in the nine gates and twelve paths. The boss also escaped in embarrassment at this time, the attack of the stick insect was fast and fine, although the boss had the upper hand in the first battle, but his body was already densely covered with fine wounds.

"I haven't heard much of it."

"Dogs who got out of Buddhism, but went to extremes. That woman should be Jade Guanyin, and that thin man should be a dragon. ”

"Hold the grass, I've heard that these gangs are all cults."

And at this moment, the blood-red aura on the little Taoist priest suddenly began to surge, and he muttered in his mouth: "The outer way can kill ......."

After speaking, a red light appeared in her eyes, looking scary, and then suddenly a gust of wind accompanied by a whistling, she had already plunged into the pile, the fat man was pushed and bounced with her left hand, and the stick insect was pushed against the tree with a heavy fist with her right hand, and the other two attacked her with weapons, and four hands suddenly appeared behind her, forming a six-handed golden body, and they were killed by their weapons and thrown them out with a surging force.

The little Taoist priest seemed to be thinking about the bad woman at this time, her copper coin turned into a copper coin sword, approaching the past step by step, the bad woman had just been beaten, this time seeing such a bad star killed, she was startled and moved back with her hands behind her back, seeing that the other party's speed was not fast, she quickly whistled, and then the injured people quickly turned into smoke and disappeared.

"Little sister, my sister doesn't play with you."

After saying that, she also disappeared with a bang, and after the little Taoist priest saw her leave, she put away her killing intent and slowly returned to normal.

"I'm afraid we're a terrible organization." The deputy director covered his stomach and said, "Hold the grass, my intestines are coming out, hurry up and treat me." ”

At this time, the fairy girl rushed over with a sliding shovel: "Don't move, I'll clean your wounds!" ”

And the boss looked at the place where they disappeared and turned his head to look at the hemorrhoid cream: "White Lotus Outer Dao, right?" ”

"I should be, go back and report back. This thing can be a bit of a big deal. ”

(End of chapter)