Once upon a time, when Qing Lingzi was still a teenager, he sat on the ascending platform of the Kunlun Qingyang Sect and looked up at the starry sky.

But as he grew stronger and more things he came into contact with, he began to notice that something was wrong. The so-called immortals are nothing more than that, they laugh at the stupidity of the world, but they are not necessarily much smarter. They deceived the world into doing penance, and in the end the ascetic people were still pleading, but they were born gods.

Counting carefully, there are not many immortals in heaven and earth who are cultivated by mortals, but they eat the food of mortals, and turn their heads to take it from mortals. During the Shang and Zhou dynasties, Qing Lingzi asked the master why he was like this, and the master said that man was the food of heaven and should be so. Qing Lingzi was puzzled, so he asked why the master was pregnant with all things and could still be fed by mortals? The master did not answer, but only taught him to do penance, and only by practicing penance can he become a person who eats Lu.

Qing Lingzi retreated for 30 years, but other people's retreats were all penance, but this Qing Lingzi retreated and meditated hard to see if the master's words were right or wrong.

Even if the sky has the ability to reward good and punish evil, but it must not be taken without asking the reason, so Qing Lingzi suddenly, and then it was a three-hundred-year journey to break the sky, he first cultivated the forbidden technique, created the magic method, and then destroyed the ancient Kunlun, slaughtered the immortal Buddha, and cast the master, and finally when he was qualified to stand on the top of the jade void and ascend to the immortal platform, the sword pointed to the sky and cursed to invite the battle, but no one responded.

In 770 B.C., there were no immortals and Buddhas in the land of China, and the five worlds of heaven and earth did not interfere with each other.

After that, he studied the calendar and magic in the four methods all the way, and taught countless disciples, but no one in the human world became an immortal in the future, Qing Lingzi and several other sages are called the ancestor of the earth immortals, but his reputation is not obvious, but it is Zhen Yuanzi, who ranks lower among the several earth immortals, because of a fire to this day. And you must know that even Zhen Yuanzi, who is ranked at the bottom, is an existence that such idle immortals cannot provoke, even if it is the Buddha master, he has to give a few faces.

Qing Lingzi is the same, although he is indeed inferior to a few main god-level masters, but he is also a figure who is full of gods and Buddhas to look at and has a headache, and the main god-level immortal Buddhas can't easily interfere in the world. After that, the Lingshan Department did not admit defeat and had to put his hand in, and what greeted them was the human emperor to destroy the Buddha, and finally the Lingshan fell and the Buddhas fell. This is why there is Black Spirit Mountain, also known as Necromantic Mountain.

And it was precisely because of the continuous struggle between Qing Lingzi and the subsequent Holy Lord system that the land of Huaxia was not gradually eroded by the Upper Three Realms like other places, and even gradually completed the transition from a subordinate relationship to a contractual relationship with the gods. In the most beautiful and coquettish years of Qing Lingzi, a large number of articles with Tiandou have been passed down to this day, such as "Yugong Moves Mountains", "Yi Shooting Nine Days", etc., which seem to be things from ancient times, but retrospectively they are things that were circulated in the pre-Qin period.

I won't say whether there is such a thing for the time being, but the fighting spirit of "you make Lao Tzu unhappy, even if you are a thief, I will fight with you to the end" has taken root since then. Therefore, the slave society came to an end in the Warring States period.

So if Qing Lingzi hadn't lost to Yingzheng, no one knew what would happen to this land, anyway, one thing is for sure, there will never be so many flattering dogs like now.

But there is no way, the world is not the world more than 2,000 years ago, and Qing Lingzi is not the Qing Lingzi of more than 2,000 years ago.

"Dog thing, come on, come on, come on drink."

The call of the jade lion sounded behind him, and when Qing Lingzi turned his head, his long hair was scattered in the direction of the wind, but his eyes were cold.

"I've been drinking for years."

"Quitting? How boring it is to quit, hey, this person, always like an ascetic, not lustful, not greedy for cups, not in love with money, what are you trying to do in these two lives? ”

Qing Lingzi smiled: "I said that I want to be peaceful for all generations, will you laugh at me?" ”

"No, it's not unusual to say anything out of your mouth anyway, if you're friends enough, come have a drink with me."

Qing Lingzi picked up the wine bottle, pondered for a while, then raised his head and drank it all, after drinking the wine, Qing Lingzi looked up at the dark clouds in the sky that were still snowing, and snorted coldly: "Hinder!" ”

After speaking, he stretched out his hand and waved, and the sky was like a fish's belly cut by a sharp blade, and the thick clouds gradually dispersed, revealing a clear blue sky unique to the plateau.

"Good! All right! It's enjoyable, it's enjoyable! The Qing Lingzi I knew was back after all. ”

The jade lion slapped his thigh and laughed, while Qing Lingzi stood with his hands behind his back, stood on the Shengxian platform, and stretched out his hand to point beyond the mountains: "Old cat, do you want to follow me out of the mountain and see the prosperity of this world?" ”

The jade lion yawned and seemed uninterested: "I'm not interested, I'm not interested." What is there to see in the bustling, I ......"

As soon as the words fell, the jade lion was pressed into the hot spring by Qing Lingzi, he broke free but saw that he actually appeared in a hot spring with white mist, the surrounding scene was no longer the majestic Kunlun Mountain, surrounded by birds and flowers, and the scenery was pleasant.

"Wow, old dog!" The jade lion scolded: "Why are you still so domineering, you can't let me refuse?" ”

Qing Lingzi was already standing in the hot spring at this time, holding a wine jug and pouring wine into his mouth, ignoring the protests of the jade lion next to him, but although the jade lion protested a few times, everyone has been friends for thousands of years, and then saw Qing Lingzi's free and easy appearance, but he was also relieved, and threw off the clothes that were in the way and turned into a male lion lying in the pool.

"Old dog, when you and I met, I was only twenty-seven years old, and you were only eighteen years old, and now it is three thousand years ago."

"Three thousand three hundred and twenty-one years."

"Yes." The jade lion looked at the sky: "How many vicissitudes have turned into soil. ”

Qing Lingzi smiled, looked at the jade lion and smiled softly, but how much he missed the green mouth and white teeth and fresh clothes and angry horses at that time, thinking of the first time he met the dead cat in the snow mountain, it was injured by the green jade dragon, and he was worried that he would harm him and grinned at himself.

Now the green jade dragon has long become a handful of soil in Kunlun Mountain, and the jade lion has also become Kunlun's mountain guarding holy beast. It's embarrassing and emotional.

"The best thing I've ever eaten over the years is the leftovers you brought me back then." The jade lion suddenly turned around and said, "I thought I was going to die, if it weren't for you, I'm afraid I would have been buried in the mountains by ice and snow." ”

"It's fate, from the current point of view, I never imagined that there would be a lion in Kunlun Mountain."

Speaking of this, one person and one lion looked up to the sky and laughed again.

At the end of the two of them, the lion suddenly asked, "What do you want to reopen the mountain gate?" ”

"It's time for the only way of orthodoxy to be passed on, and when I'm done with the worldly things, I'm going to start preaching. Now that the Holy Lord is thinly populated, if he doesn't excite himself, he will no longer be able to compete with the other realms in the future, and since I, Qing Lingzi, am still alive, I can't let the world be slaughtered by them again. ”

"You're really stupid, what's so good about your holy lord? It deserves your loyalty. ”

Qing Lingzi's face changed suddenly, and the jade lion realized that he was speechless, and hurriedly snorted a few times: "Just let me let out a fart." ”

"It's been 3,000 years, and your dog's brain hasn't grown yet!"

The jade lion didn't want to provoke this boundless old ass, but he was beaten by him, he was beaten when he was young in the past, and now everyone has to shout at the ancestor when they see him, and it will be a bit undignified to be beaten again......

"Alas, I ask you." The jade lion paddled to Qing Lingzi's side: "What kind of person is this generation of holy masters, I heard that the holy masters are powerless?" ”

Qing Lingzi chuckled but was speechless.

"Speak, let me ask you."

"Okay, I'll introduce you to you." Qing Lingzi patted the head of the jade lion: "Become human!" ”

The jade lion snorted and turned into a human, picked up wet clothes from the water and put them on, and after going ashore, his body was immediately steamed dry and dry by the fire of the sun, and Qing Lingzi was so wet and also went to the stage, but his ability was better, just a light stomp of his foot and there was a water man in the shape of Qing Lingzi left in place, he took two steps forward, and the water man dissipated.

"Show off, phew!" The jade lion scoffed at Qing Lingzi's dazzling skills: "When can you correct your dazzling skills?" ”

Qing Lingzi didn't bother to answer, and walked forward with his hands behind his back, and the jade lion helplessly pinched his nose and endured this pretending dog thing.

After walking outside, it was nightfall, in the distance, Hei Guanyin was playing with the twin stars in the fairy stick, the dining room was lit up, Xiao Zhang was wearing an apron and cooking there, and Xiao Xiao was sitting there watching TV, but I didn't see Miss Succubus today, according to Xiao, she had to go to the city, because there was something wrong with her social security, and she needed to re-merge her account.

Although Brother Zhang doesn't understand why a succubus has social security at all, since she has something, she will be busy with her, and nothing will happen anyway.

"Lord, let me introduce you, this is my old friend." Qing Lingzi gave up a position: "Snow Mountain Jade Lion." ”

Brother Zhang glanced at him sideways, and didn't say much, just nodded slightly. And although the jade lion was a little rude, he knew that if he was disrespectful to the Holy Lord at this time, he would be beaten by Qing Lingzi, so he immediately bowed.

"I just happened to be cooking, you guys wait."

"Thank you, Lord, my subordinates are honestly afraid."

Brother Xiao Zhang just smiled and shook his head, but he didn't say anything, after all, having guests in Qinglingzi would not be as casual as before, which is understandable.

After taking his seat, the jade lion leaned in front of Qing Lingzi and whispered, "This is the contemporary Holy Lord? ”

Qing Lingzi nodded, and the jade lion smacked his mouth a few times: "It seems that the Holy Lord of this generation is really powerless." ”

"Huh?" Qing Lingzi was stunned for a moment, and made a very uneducated voice, and then he immediately covered his mouth, and his originally cold eyes actually bred a smile: "Do you really think so?" ”

"Well, it feels a little ordinary."

"It's a big joke in the world."

Qing Lingzi snorted coldly, and then stopped speaking, just quietly waited for Brother Zhang to serve them food, after all, this thing can't prove anything to the Jade Lion, and he can't let Brother Xiao Zhang perform a show that saves energy.

Today, the dishes prepared by Brother Zhang are yellow stewed rabbit and dry roast beef, coupled with two halves of wild vegetables grown on the farm and the mushroom soup found on the Houtou Mountain.

"I decided to change the best meal of my life to this meal," he said. ”

Qing Lingzi couldn't cry or laugh, he had never seen a person who became apostasy so quickly, but this is also to blame for the lion who probably hasn't eaten anything good in his life.

"Lord injury, I reopened the mountain gate." Qing Lingzi put down the dishes and chopsticks before he began to speak: "After finishing the work of the mountains and seas, I am about to start preaching. ”

"Well, a good thing." Brother Zhang opened a bottle of Coke and drank: "If you have any difficulties, just tell me." ”

"Thank you, Lord."

In fact, Brother Xiao Zhang said more than once that Qing Lingzi should not call him the master, this title is too middle two, and people can't help but think of the unbearable years in the past, but Qing Lingzi insists on calling it so, he thinks that the biggest difference between him and those unsuccessful twelve spirits is not to forget his original intention, which used to be like this and is even more so now, so in order not to be in the same stream with the twelve spirits, he insisted on calling Xiao Zhang the master.

After several corrections to no avail, Brother Zhang no longer insisted, so he let Qing Lingzi call it so, not to mention that he got used to it over time......

"Holy Lord, you can fulfill his wish, can that fulfill my wish?"

The jade lion came out coldly, he obviously meant to provoke Qing Lingzi a little, so no matter how Qing Lingzi stepped on his jiojio below, he was unmoved.

After listening to this, Brother Zhang asked with a smile, "Then what do you want?" ”

The jade lion quickly took a sip of water and swallowed the food in his mouth, and said with a smile: "I have a mountain in Kunlun Mountain, which is my dojo, and I have not been able to grow anything for thousands of years, and now it is still bare, with snow all year round. I just want the Holy Lord to do me a favor and make it ...... Spring is in full swing. ”

Brother Zhang glanced at Qing Lingzi, who was holding his head and lowering his head at the moment, looking ashamed.

"Okay."

Brother Zhang agreed to him with a smile, and then stretched out his hand and flicked it lightly on the forehead of the jade lion, at that moment the jade lion seemed to be thrown into a black hole, and his body rotated violently in front of him.

The wind outside can't blow in, and the snow can't fall like a knife, and all that can come in is the bright sunshine, which is not warm on the body, but it is also not as warm as it once was.

The jade lion turned into a prototype and rolled happily on the grass, and then suddenly thought of something, and hurriedly rushed to his cave, and this time he couldn't help but wow out: "Convinced!" ”

I saw that the cave that was once dark and cold and lifeless, but now it is a different scene, not only the temperature is warm like spring, but there is just a beam of sunlight shining down at the widest part of the cave, making the black cave bright and abnormal, and all the warmth comes from a fist-sized treasure on the top of his head, the jade lion doesn't know what it is, but he doesn't dare to touch it, because it is very hot like a sun.

And Qing Lingzi couldn't help but smile bitterly when he saw the jade lion disappear, and then looked at Brother Xiao Zhang, and Brother Xiao Zhang also said with a smile: "In the future, you will inevitably ask him to help, and helping him will also help you." ”

(End of chapter)