"It hurts."

Brother Xiao Zhang put his hand in the boiling hot pot, and then retracted it like lightning, but his face was full of excitement after being burned, and he really thought he had some special fetish if he didn't know.

However, for Brother Xiao Zhang, the pain has not appeared for a long time, and the last time was when he was in elementary school, he had a cramping caused by eating a bad stomach, but after many years, he has forgotten the feeling of pain.

And with the pain, he can also eat spicy, which is why he comes to eat hot pot now. The low-end self-service hot pot is all-you-can-eat by one person forty-nine, but he is very happy to eat a lot of junk food that he usually doesn't touch, all starchy ham sausages, crab sticks from Hextech, and meat rolls pressed with leftovers.

But now he didn't care about it, and the pleasure of returning from pain made him happier than any other delicacy.

The feeling is like a colorblind person suddenly opening their eyes to find that they can see the colors of the world, and the excitement and joy are indescribable.

"What do you do every day in that happy hole of your life?"

"Do bad things." Brother Zhang said mysteriously: "But I can't say it, it's too obscene." ”

When he said this, Fairy Shuilin, who was eating the buffet hot pot with him on the other side, squinted her eyes and looked at him online: "What else can you men's bad things do, isn't it astringent." ”

"More than that, but I won't say it."

Fairy Shuilin didn't continue to ask, just buried her head in eating hot pot, and then ate her mouth like a sausage, and when she looked up, she found that the small lips on the other side had also become that virtue, and his face was covered with sweat, but he was still eating.

"You've been hungry for a long time?"

Brother Zhang shook his head and wiped his mouth with a tissue before saying, "I haven't eaten much since I didn't feel hungry, but today I feel hungry." ”

How to say it, Brother Xiao Zhang's operation has basically changed from Brother Xiao Zhang to Xiao Zhang, out of the fairy filter, he has become ordinary and simple, neither a trendy man nor a lewd man, he is an honest man who can fight with good looks. But only Fairy Shui Lin knows how terrifying he is, nearly 100,000 clones are placed over there, and each of them has an ability beyond her reach, and any clone is enough to sweep the world.

"Let's go, my sister will take you to be an adult tonight." Fairy Shui Lin suddenly smiled evilly: "I will introduce you to a few sisters who know the art of double cultivation to you, and I promise to let you get drunk to death in Gentle Township." ”

"Not necessarily."

Although he said that, the current little Brother Zhang can't do anything with Fairy Shuilin, he was dragged by Fairy Shuilin to a small villa area in the city, and saw two sisters who knew the art of double cultivation as she said.

When Xiao Zhang ran out, he only felt that his heart was pounding, but when he looked back again, he felt very interesting.

"So fast?" The Shui Lin Fairy, who was waiting for him outside, glanced at his phone: "Less than thirty seconds? What's the matter with you? ”

"Nope." Brother Zhang wiped the saliva on the corner of his mouth vigorously: "She licked me, I think it's disgusting." ”

Fairy Shui Lin rolled her eyes: "You're too innocent, aren't you?" ”

Xiao Zhang took out his mobile phone and took a look, and found that Qing Lingzi had actually sent him more than 20 messages and more than 100 voices in the past few days, and after reading it a little, he slapped his head and said to Fairy Shuilin: "I have to go, see you at the martial arts competition." ”

"Hey!"

Fairy Shui Lin rushed up and wanted to grab Brother Zhang, but he disappeared directly in front of Shui Lin through the Spiritual Illusion Realm, making Shui Lin cross his waist and sigh, and at this time, a coquettish and charming woman came out of the second floor of the small villa, lying on the balcony on the second floor and jokingly said: "Shui Lin, what are you doing, bring a chick over, he couldn't do it at first." ”

"Shut up, useless thing." Shui Lin scolded: "Even a man can't be even." ”

"You can do it yourself." The woman above lit a cigarette: "He's your little friend?" ”

"How is it possible, he is my savior."

"I'll just say, how can I bring my good looks to me to play."

Fairy Shui Lin snorted coldly: "It's to bring him to play with you." ”

After speaking, Shui Lin jumped on the roof lightly: "I'll come to you in a few days to go shopping, and I'll leave first." ”

"Remember to bring that little handsome guy, I don't want to deal with you without him."

", people think you're dirty!"

Shui Lin swept over the city and disappeared into the night in the scolding of her best friend, and in the process of walking, Shui Lin Fairy felt that the spiritual power in her body was endless, as if it was a surging river rolling out, she knew in her heart that this was the power of the peach, and this was still the power of the peach's less than one percent of the aura after being absorbed, if the whole was absorbed......

Thinking of this, the Shui Lin Fairy couldn't wait to give herself a slap, and wasted a chance to soar in the day, so many precious spiritual qi lit fireworks for people......

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At this time, Brother Xiao Zhang had been sent to Qing Lingzi by the Spirit Illusion Realm, and Qing Lingzi stared at him for a long time, and his little brain was full of big doubts.

Seeing Qing Lingzi's doubts, Brother Zhang also laughed: "Very strange? ”

Obediently, that's the question...... What is very strange, this is simply outrageous, Qing Lingzi's spiritual sense is very keen, when Xiao Zhang appeared in front of him, he didn't feel any clear air, only a breath of peppercorns.

He didn't dare to ask what the Holy Lord had been doing in the past few days since he disappeared, but the Holy Lord had become like this, he couldn't accept it, and he was sad.

However, Brother Xiao Zhang took the initiative to tell Qing Lingzi what happened to him, and the two sat on both sides of the tea room, Brother Xiao Zhang slowly narrated and Qing Lingzi was terrified when he heard it.

There are actually people in the world who take the initiative to receive the baptism of the inner demon, and the key is to regard the inner demon cave as a temple of pleasure, how can this be reasonable? However, when he heard that Brother Xiao Zhang did not plan to abdicate directly, this made Qing Lingzi breathe a sigh of relief, but when he heard that Brother Xiao Zhang had divided himself into 100,000 shares, he became worried again.

"Lord, it's dangerous. If one of them still retains your consciousness, it's ......"

Brother Xiao Zhang shook his head and said: "No matter how many mes there are, they are all true mes, no matter which one replaces the current me, it will be the original self." We are all equal, and no one replaces anyone, it's all me. ”

Qing Lingzi didn't know what to say, but he wouldn't persuade the Holy Lord anything, because this was the Holy Lord's power, and there was no reason for them to stop it, just ......

Qing Lingzi suddenly had a flash of inspiration: "Holy Lord, what ...... Is there not hope for an heir? ”

When Brother Xiao Zhang heard this, he hurriedly waved his hand: "This is not in a hurry, I just want to ask you what route I should take now." ”

"My subordinates don't know what the Holy Lord means."

"You see, everything I'm going to zero now, and this body is the body of an ordinary person. Because I found a problem, that is, if I want to control my own destiny, then I have to give up all my abilities, even if I don't have a little bit left, and the infinite can only be zeroed by multiplying it by zero. As long as I retain even a little bit of power, it's endless. Brother Xiao Zhang explained: "So only by maintaining a zero posture can I have a life that belongs to me." ”

"Zero?"

"Math zero, not Chengdu zero."

"Oh, I see." Qing Lingzi nodded and said, "The meaning of the Holy Lord, my subordinates understand. The Lord is asking your subordinates, how do you proceed now? ”

"Hmm."

After Qing Lingzi was silent for a long time, he raised his head and looked at Brother Zhang: "It's better to leave an heir...... The subordinates will go to the main screen. ”

"There's no rush for this...... I'm not going to die. As long as my body is broken, the number one substitute will be activated, and all the substitutes will be broken, then the original one will come back. It's not going to die. ”

"Well...... Qing Lingzi nodded again: "Since this is the case, the lord might as well listen to his subordinates." ”

Brother Xiao Zhang nodded, waiting for Qing Lingzi's high opinion.

Qing Lingzi added a cup of tea to Brother Xiao Zhang, then lit the incense again, then knelt on the futon, and said in a deep voice: "First of all, my subordinates congratulate the Holy Lord on breaking free from the cage. Secondly, with all due respect to his subordinates, if the Holy Lord wants to maintain such stability, then the identity of the Lord must not be known to outsiders, and he only needs to plan in the dark, otherwise trouble will be indispensable. ”

Brother Zhang nodded when he heard this, took out a pen and paper and recorded it.

"Thirdly, since the Holy Lord has been reborn, he simply leaves the past behind and starts anew. Now that the face and body of the Holy Lord are all youthful, it is better to simply live as a mortal, firstly, to satisfy the Lord's yearning, and secondly, after going through trivial things such as firewood, rice, oil, and salt, it is also a tempering of the state of mind. This third, mixed in the sea of people, after seeing the beings of heaven and earth, can also make the Holy Lord yearn for something. ”

"Yes, you can."

"There is also this fourth point, that is, the Lord can choose a woman to give birth to an heir in this sea of people, and then his subordinates will do their best to cultivate the young master into a talent. At that time, the young master will become a talent, and the master will be able to completely unload the burden on his body, whether it is wandering the rivers and lakes or being happy and happy, it will all follow the will of the lord. ”

Brother Zhang sneered: "Why are you always thinking about me giving birth?" ”

Qing Lingzi hurriedly got up and knelt on the ground: "The lord is not a child's play in this matter, the lord has no queen, and his subordinates will not be at ease for a day." As for other things, since the Lord is assured that I am Qing Lingzi, then Qing Lingzi will definitely handle the big and small things properly, and will never let the Lord bother with these trivial things. ”

The meaning of his old boy's words Brother Xiao Zhang understood it, to put it bluntly, he let himself concentrate on picking up a girl and giving birth to a cub, don't worry about other things, the world is not as big as the whole child.

"Oh, yes. Let me ask you. Brother Xiao Zhang asked curiously: "When I used various secret methods before, the power was very terrifying, but now?" What now? ”

"Hmm...... The Lord doesn't have to worry, without the power of heaven and earth, the Lord is just one of the many living beings, and there will be no more such terrifying celestial phenomena. After Qing Lingzi patiently explained, he suddenly changed his words: "But the Lord must be careful to discern it, and it is absolutely impossible to give birth to an heir with an inhuman woman, not demons, fairies and ghosts, and the blood of the Holy Lord cannot be polluted." ”

Brother Xiao Zhang pointed to himself: "I have fox blood, so I am not a pure Zhong person." ”

Qing Lingzi pursed his lips and took a few deep breaths before saying, "At that time, the subordinates were not there, and the matter passed in the past. Lord, you think, if one day the war between man and god starts again, if the Holy Lord of our world is pointed at and said that he has the blood of evil demons and monsters, it will not be a big joke in the world. Therefore, the Lord must be careful. ”

"Okay...... So what should I do now? ”

"Life is nothing but greed and hatred, since the Lord is willing to leave behind the realm of heaven and man that others dream of to pursue this greed and hatred, it is better to start from scratch. The most enjoyable thing in the world is to climb the tower of your heart step by step. ”

Brother Xiao Zhang held his chin and thought for a while: "I understand." ”

After Qing Lingzi's guidance, Brother Xiao Zhang probably already has his own goals, anyway, he has to eat when he is hungry, drink when he is thirsty, and sleep when he is sleepy, and go to the life he wants little by little every day.

But even so, he needs to make a plan, after all, many things still need to be perfected and studied by himself, but now he doesn't think about that for the time being, Brother Zhang, who has just regained his freedom, has no heart to think about these at all, and there is only a moment of greed and joy left in his mind.

There is still the second half of the schedule of the world's No. 1 martial arts conference, and Brother Xiao Zhang decided to wait for the end of this schedule before going back to think about the plan, and these days he will stay in this place and take a look.

Not to mention, after returning to his normal mood, he paid attention to the things he didn't care much about before, such as the most obvious female monks who were inferior to pigs and dogs in his eyes before, and now he feels that one is good-looking, this leg is long and that the skin is white, and the one is sent to the same as the beauty contest, so that he also sent a question on the pressure after returning to the room at night, asking "why female practitioners are better looking than most ordinary people".

There were more than 1,000 floors of answers that night, and there were all kinds of outrageous answers, but none of them were on the point.

And at this time, Fairy Shuilin also came back, and now she didn't dare to rush to Brother Zhang's room to ask "coffee tea or me", because Brother Zhang, who was full of divinity before, would let her go, but now Brother Zhang, who has been corrupted by demons, is really a Japanese person.

So she made a video with Brother Zhang in the room, and then deliberately only wore pajamas, wearing pajamas was not enough, and she had to deliberately not tie the top two buttons, and even specifically find an angle, in short, it would be bad, and she didn't care about the lives of others.

But fortunately, Xiao Zhang is a person, he is honest, no one dared to be so presumptuous in front of him before, and Shui Lin is a standard two-dimensional mind, so no one takes it too seriously.

It's just that Xiao Zhang had a bad dream when he slept at night, which is not a bad thing for him, because it means that his endocrine has returned, and he no longer has to force calm when he sees everything like before.