When the curtains are opened, the warm spring sun shines directly into the room, revealing the mess in the house. Diaphragm

Brother Zhang put on his pants but couldn't find his shirt after looking around, so he walked out and asked, "Where is my shirt?" ”

At this moment, Miss Jin is making breakfast in the kitchen, and she is wearing Brother Zhang's shirt, but what people didn't expect is that she is full of aura on weekdays, but she loves girly cotton underwear.

"On me, you wear pajamas." Miss Jin turned her head and said with a smile.

"Oh, where are the pajamas?"

"In the second drawer of the middle door of the wardrobe."

Brother Zhang took out his pajamas from the drawer and put them on his body, which actually fit very well, so he walked to the kitchen door and leaned there and asked with a smile, "Why do you have men's pajamas here?" ”

"Opportunities are always reserved for those who are prepared." Jin Mei put the omelette and steak on the plate: "I don't know how to cook, it's all quick food in the refrigerator, so I'll eat it." "Ahh

Brother Zhang didn't say anything, just took the plate and put it on the table in the dining room, and then took off the apron from the side: "Let me come." ”

Miss Jin was not polite, but gave up the kitchen to him, and Brother Zhang first took off two slices of white bread, smeared them with butter, cheese and bacon, and put them in the air fryer at 180 degrees for 15 minutes, then mixed them with tomatoes, purple cabbage, lettuce, corn, pineapple with lemon juice, sea salt and olive oil, and finally beat them with eggs, flour and starch to make them into pancakes and roll them in the cakes.

While he was cooking, Miss Jin stood at the door and looked at him the whole time: "Have you ever considered that if I get pregnant, your eldest son will be a half-demon." ”

"People don't think about it that much when they're impulsive." Brother Zhang said as he started to warm the milk, "And you should be able to avoid it." ”

"Yes, but not necessarily." Miss Jin hugged her arms and smiled: "I'm still quite particular about fate, and fate will come when it comes." ”

"Come then."

Brother Zhang put the food on the plate and served it to the table, then he took off his apron and said, "It's time to eat." "Ahh

Miss Jin walked over and sat down, and began to eat in small bites, she had to admit that the man's craftsmanship was much better than her own, and her own cooking was almost only used to feed the dogs.

"Trade the steak for your bread." After taking a bite of the steak, Miss Kim put the meat on Brother Zhang's plate and took his cheese bread.

The two of them had a quiet breakfast for forty minutes, and the weekend morning seemed extraordinarily long, and Miss Jin reached out and waved it, and all the dishes became shiny and returned to their original places.

She got up and walked to the coffee machine and started to brew coffee, and when she started grinding the beans, she suddenly asked, "Is the demon solved?" ”

Brother Zhang didn't speak, just raised his head and looked at Miss Jin for a while, then got up and stepped forward and pinched Miss Jin's waist with both hands: "It's still a little close." ”

The room is a little messy, anyway, it doesn't matter, after all, there is a tail left in the spring, and it will be a little too late if you don't hurry up.

It may be the reason for missing the whole adolescence, or it may be that the depraved effect of the Headmaster's Happy House is outstanding, and he is as tireless as he does not stop until near noon. Diaphragm

"I'll probably have to change my name to Miss Puff in the future."

Miss Jin walked back to the room after taking a shower and wiping her hair, looked at Xiao Zhang, who was wearing socks, and said.

"Why?"

"Because the puffs are full of cream, and when you squeeze them, they bubble out, just like me."

Brother Zhang was silent for a few seconds before reacting: "Wow, you are a person, open your yellow mouth." ”

"Spend the weekend shopping with me."

"Okay." Diaphragm

Although the wreckage in the house is like a fairy tale when you walk out the door, the calm dress and the straight white shirt, dignified and elegant and warm as jade, may not be fashionable enough, but enough to make anyone stop and watch.

"Is there a lot of people watching you?" Xiao Zhang also found that many people's eyes were focused on them: "Are you dressed up too beautifully?" ”

"What? Do you get jealous too? Miss Jin looked up at him curiously: "It's really rare." ”

"Not really, it's just that I'm not used to being noticed."

"Actually, at least half of them are looking at you." Miss Jin squinted at the side face of Brother Zhang in the sun, and then stood on tiptoe and kissed him: "Wild animals will use special methods to enclose the territory, and I will too." ”

"Are you going to pee on me?" Xiao Zhang asked curiously, "Will it dye my white shirt yellow?" ”

"No, I've drunk a lot of water." Diaphragm

To others, they look like an intimate couple grinding around their ears, and they can't imagine what the content and direction of their chat is, but if passers-by hear their conversation, they will definitely feel that these two people really belong to the well-dressed beasts, and they are outrageously perverted.

"Do you want to watch a movie?" Miss Kim asked, "You haven't taken me to a movie yet." ”

The two stopped when they walked to the door of the movie theater, looked at the recent blockbuster on the poster, and they began to discuss.

Brother Xiao Zhang pointed to one of the posters and said, "Pan Jinlian bravely broke into the island of death? It's really hard for me to imagine that we, as Universe Zero, would have movies with this kind of taste, and movies from other worlds are really great. ”

"It's the one next to it."

"Flying Zombies vs. Ancient Crocodile King." Brother Zhang frowned and stared at the strange poster: "Okay, you can watch whatever you like." ”

The two spent forty-five yuan to charter the entire movie theater to watch the flying zombies vs. ancient crocodiles, to be honest, the explosion was ugly, and with the clumsy special effects and plot, it was better to buy some potato chips and go to the beach to feed the seagulls. Diaphragm

With the screams of the heroine in the movie who was scared by a zombie and a crocodile, the two ate two large buckets of popcorn.

"What are your plans now?"

"What do you think?" Brother Zhang said helplessly: "I don't know what to do in the future, and you know that I have actually been out of touch with society for a long time." ”

This is true, although Brother Xiao Zhang has been trying to integrate into society, his ability is destined to be impossible to integrate into society like ordinary people, and the people he can actually communicate with are also very limited, so his thinking mode and life are actually lagging behind for a long time. Sometimes it even feels like a nerd.

"Anyway, after the summer vacation, your class of students will be finished, so it's better to change the environment and go to an unfamiliar environment."

"Do you want to change the map again? I really like being a teacher. ”

"Then go ahead, I'm just giving you a suggestion." Diaphragm

"Hmm." Brother Xiao Zhang thought for a while: "Then continue to be a teacher, it is also convenient to get rid of demons." ”

Miss Jin immediately leaned back with a smile and pushed him with her elbow: "You really know the taste of marrow, don't you?" ”

"No way, your ability to slay demons is not good."

However, Xiao Zhang's idea was finally shattered, because when they came out of the movie theater, they received a call from the school office, Xiao Zhang was expelled, and the reason for the expulsion was because he was not qualified for high-intensity teaching tasks, and in fact, Qing Lingzi's explanation was that the Holy Lord had better not hold a position in the school anymore, because here he could not experience a complete life of his own, he should go to do some work that could make him feel free.

Looking at Qing Lingzi's small essay of thousands of words, Brother Zhang explained to Miss Jin with a smile.

"His subordinate is thoughtful, but he can do this thing first?" As soon as Miss Jin became more aggressive, even the plane trees on the side of the street were blown into the sky: "There is really no one in sight." ”

"Don't blame him." Brother Xiao Zhang waved his hand and said, "I asked him to arrange it by himself, and I agree with his decision." "Ahh

"Okay, since it's you, then I don't have anything to say, so what are you going to do?"

"Let's watch the last few games first, even though they are about to graduate, they are still my students." Brother Xiao Zhang was silent for a moment with his hands behind his back and said, "I don't need me much on the farm, there are little succubi and them." ”

"Succubus?"

"Don't worry, I'm in this state now, I can't even see her." Brother Zhang smiled helplessly: "It will be addictive and poisoning." ”

"Hmm." Miss Jin nodded: "Then you can stay with me for the time being." ”

"Huh?"

"It's convenient to get rid of demons, don't you think my skills are poor? I'm going to have to show my housekeeping skills. Miss Jin sighed and said, "Where will you take me to play at night?" "Ahh

"Then how about going to see Pan Jinlian's brave invasion of Death Island again?"

"Are you sick?"

And just when they were about to watch Pan Jinlian bravely enter the island of death, at this time, in the Golden Triangle area, Hei Guanyin and his subordinates had all arrived and were waiting for the other party to greet them.

When Long Danchen came out with Huahua, Black Guanyin, who was dressed as a ninja, and Gemini, who was in a small ninja outfit, also greeted him.

"Are you sick?" Huahua scolded at the first glance when she saw Hei Guanyin.

Hei Guanyin was stunned for a moment and found that it was this old man, she also frowned and asked, "Are you sick?" ”

This made Long Danchen, who was next to him with a banner to welcome him, stunned, and hurriedly stepped forward: "You two know each other?" No...... What happened? "Ahh

"You'll wait."

Huahua dragged Hei Guanyin to the side: "Is there something wrong with you, this place needs a Black Spirit Mountain Lord God level to lead the team?" ”

"You're the one who has a problem, the Emperor of the Lower Three Realms is still going to pull in foreign aid, aren't you sick? You can pick up Amaterasu's old, okay. ”

"You're sick."

"You're sick!"

"You're sick!

！ ”

"You have!" Diaphragm

"Don't accept a fight." Hei Guanyin pulled out the ninja knife: "Come on, come on, Lao Tzu will make you call your mother with a knife." ”

The umbrella in Huahua's hand gradually turned into a slaughtering rod: "Come!" ”

At this time, Long Danchen listened attentively to the situation here, and saw that the posture of the two of them seemed to be not optimistic...... But he couldn't understand at all, how did this flower always come up and fight with foreign aid, it seemed to be quite intense.

But in the end, there was no fight, and Hei Guanyin took the initiative to put away the knife: "Forget it, I don't have the same knowledge as you, I came here with a secret order, and it has nothing to do with you, I want to complain and find the boss." ”

"Who's your boss?"

"Your boss."

The two of them suddenly lost their words, and Huahua scratched her head and said, "Maybe he's a little sick." "Ahh

"He's definitely a little sick. That...... Are you still fighting? ”

"A fart fight, two main god-level brawls, one person eats a spatula." Hei Guanyin touched his forehead: "Look, I have a scar here." ”

"Then you're miserable."

"No, I ate two spatulas."

Huahua's eyes were full of sympathy: "Whoever made you rebellious, I haven't eaten a spatula." ”

"Only those who eat a spatula are called glorious, and those who can eat that kind of spatula can't be done by ordinary people."

Long Danchen, who was eavesdropping on the side, didn't hear anything else, now his mind is full of spatulas and eating spatulas, he is very puzzled now, he doesn't know why he eats spatulas at all, and there are still people who are proud of eating spatula. Diaphragm

The two of them who were nervous at the beginning finally reached a reconciliation because of the spatula and began to hide aside and chat about the main content of this mission, and the two of them chatted privately there, Long Danchen could only receive the second-in-command of the foreign aid team, that is, the twin stars who were children no matter how they looked.

"Kid, tell uncle, what are you doing here?" Long Danchen squatted in front of the twin stars: "It's very dangerous here, don't you participate, okay?" ”

As soon as Gemini glanced at it, a stone on the side of the road floated up, and then her five fingers gently clawed, and directly pinched the stone into a particle state, turning into a hot meteor and finally disappearing.

"I'm holding ......" Long Danchen took two steps back and looked at the stone that had been disillusioned out of thin air: "Can a person pinch nuclear fusion now?" ”

"No, it's not." Gemini shook his head and said in a childish voice: "That's called annihilation, the annihilation of positive and antimatter, but I absorbed the blast energy. ”

Gemini poked out two hands: "The left hand is nothingness, it can absorb many, many energies. The right hand is the burst, and it can create the world of contradiction. The right hand bursts out, the left hand is nothing, I'm super powerful. ”

Long Danchen wiped the cold sweat on his head: "I can see it, I can see it...... is worthy of the person who my brother Zhang shakes. And what about the big sister who is convex and backward? What can she do? "Ahh

Gemini's little face fell: "She can beat me ......"

Based on such a brief introduction, Long Danchen felt that he was probably stable, and sure enough, his brother Zhang's regional god of war really had some connections, and such a monster could make him shake, which had to be based on the rating of his world, this little sister started at level 3S and had to add a super-burn in front of it, that is, transcendent SSS-level. Even Long Danchen at his peak is nothing more than that.

And the big sister who is dressed up in a strange way is a h-game heroine, I'm afraid it's also at this level, where can someone else summon this kind of person, it's his brother Zhang.

"Little sister, shall I take you to dinner first? Then take a break and talk about it tomorrow. ”

"Okay." Gemini was very well-behaved, she looked at Long Danchen for a while, and then stretched out her hand towards him.

"Okay, Uncle is holding you." Long Danchen got up and took Gemini's hand.

But the next moment, he collapsed on the ground like a deflated balloon, and Gemini's eyes were full of cunning: "Uncle, you are holding your left hand, and your left hand is nothingness, which will suck your energy." "Ahh

At this time, Hei Guanyin rushed up with a strong stride, and kicked the ass of the twin stars: "Give it back to others!" I told you not to make it bad outside, and I'll send it back to you if you mess around! ”