539. The living become gods, and the dead are immortals
Shi Ji Niangniang is menacing, although she has long been only asking about things outside, the confinement center is her favorite job so far, not only can she exercise her heart but also stay with a lot of her favorite babies.
But as long as Nezha is mentioned, she can't sit still, the hatred can be described as monstrous, and the only obsession in this life is to be able to eat Nezha raw.
And where can the three virgins stop the angry Shiji Niangniang, she said that it was a call but Shiji Niangniang didn't give her this opportunity, plus she was the mother of mountains and stones, and the formation of breaking the soil system of Huashan was simply the same as playing.
Almost instantly, Shi Ji Niangniang penetrated the formation and entered the inner realm dojo, and then followed the smell of lotus root powder to go up, and rushed open the door with one palm, and saw Nezha was about to drill behind the stone statue in front of the hall, half of his body had already entered, and half of his body was still hanging outside.
Seeing Shi Ji Niangniang appear, he exclaimed: "I shouldn't have grown up fuckingly." ”
Shi Ji Niangniang met him, that made an anger boiling, and he was about to kill this lotus root powder essence when he came up, but a sword was resisted by a stick, Shi Ji Niangniang looked sideways: "You eat things inside and outside, and you actually help outsiders?" ”
The monkey sneered, because according to the seniority, he had to call Shiji Niangniang an aunt, after all, they are all made of stones that make up the sky, and after the collapse of Lingshan, the stinky monkey was not less taken care of by Shiji Niangniang, and now such a face is actually to stop the aunt's sword, even if the monkey is a little embarrassed.
"Aunt~~~"
"Don't call me aunt, I'm not your aunt!" Shi Ji Niangniang took back her sword: "You know that this guy and his master Taiyi will harm me for a lifetime, you~~"
Shi Ji Niangniang actually cried out loud when she said it, which made everyone present quite embarrassed, after all, everyone knew that Na Tuo was not a good person back then, he was a disaster star, and he was a disaster wherever he went. If you have to say that Shiji Niangniang is a demon who harms the people, his Natuo is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and half a catty and eight taels can definitely be counted.
And Nezha killed Shiji Niangniang's apprentice for no reason, and when people came to find an explanation, he and Taiyi Zhenren worked together to deal with Shiji Niangniang, which is not authentic.
So now in such a confrontation, if the monkey doesn't knock a stick on the head of the dog Nezha, it will be worthy of the name of the Great Sage of Qitian. But the monkey, his own foundation is not clean, and he was also a cannibal demon back then, and he didn't have any position to say Nezha.
The most upright Chaoying here is probably Erlang Zhenjun, he is upright all the way to his own hard work and the classic essay "My Jade Emperor Uncle" to have today's status, so he can say a few words when facing Shiji Niangniang.
"Niangniang, listen to me." Yang Jian took a deep breath and stood in front of Shi Ji Niangniang: "Is it okay?" ”
Shiji Niangniang doesn't give face to others, but she has to give a little face to the Jade Emperor, one of the supreme gods, and the eldest nephew is standing here, if she dies with a stick, I'm afraid it will be more than trouble in the end.
"Shiji Niangniang, although we were different in the dojo back then, we finally ascended to the throne, and now thousands of years have passed, there are some things you should also figure out, although Nezha was stubborn back then, but he also cut the flesh and deboned ......"
"That's what he did after he cut the flesh and deboned it!"
Shi Ji Niangniang gritted her teeth and pointed at Nezha: "Evil animal! ”
Yang Jian smacked his mouth, and suddenly felt that Nezha was quite damn ......
And at this moment, a turning point appeared, Shi Ji Niangniang suddenly saw the young man lying behind them, that is, the ascetic boat, she looked at it for a long time, and suddenly her expression became strange, and then she pulled Yang Jian away and walked to the ascetic boat and squatted down on him and groped back and forth: "How can you be beaten like this?" ”
At this time, Nezha poked his head over: "Niangniang, do you know?" ”
"Get out!"
"Oh......"
And Yang Jian came over and asked the same thing: "Niangniang, know?" ”
"Well, the son of an old man." Shi Ji Niangniang sighed, reached out and gently stroked the ascetic boat's face: "Do you know who beat him like this?" Is Nezha this bastard thing again? ”
"Niangniang, I haven't been fighting for a long time......" Nezha sighed, "Don't keep staring at me." ”
Shi Ji Niangniang snorted coldly, she bent down and held up the ascetic boat: "This time I will let you go for the time being, sooner or later I will make you pay for your blood debt." ”
Nezha's neck shrank, but he didn't say anything more, and the octagonal monster next to him suddenly jumped up, and grabbed the ascetic boat with eight hands. Shi Ji Niangniang looked at this, and her brows slowly furrowed: "What kind of freak is this?" He looks like Nezha. ”
Nezha sighed beside him, and even Yang Jian laughed, in fact, Shiji Niangniang is quite cute, although she is a little more angry and holds a grudge, but when she talks angrily, she is like a child, although Nezha was indeed a meat ball when she was born, but she can't say that she is Nezha when she sees a meat ball. Isn't this a typical little girl's grudge mode?
"It's kind of like that." The monkey interjected next to him.
And Shi Ji Niangniang glanced at him, holding the ascetic boat with one hand, and dragging his ear with the other: "You come with me too!" ”
After speaking, this lady took the ascetic boat and dragged Sun Wukong and disappeared in the Huashan Dojo, after she left, Nezha was relieved, sat on the stool next to him and said to Yang Jian: "This lady is strange and cute." ”
"You ......" Yang Jian said with a smile: "It's really not wrong to kill you." ”
"What can I do, I did too many ridiculous things at that time, and she was the only one who could hold a grudge for three thousand years."
"And the Dragon Palace."
"Yes, and the Dragon Palace." Nezha stood up with his waist crossed and walked back and forth a few times: "What should we do now?" Speaking of which, what the hell was that guy hurt? I just saw that you kind of recognized it? ”
Sanyan looked at the faint blue sky outside silently, then turned around and pressed Nezha's face down hard, and in an instant, the doors and windows were shattered, and a deep trace appeared on the hard stone wall, and the house was suddenly covered with dust and dregs.
Nezha got up and immediately entered the battle loading, but when she saw a woman at the door with a cold face, she said, "What about people? ”
The person who came was none other than Qing Lingzi, he stood there with an arrogant expression, even in the face of the Heavenly Court God of War, he did not have any fear, but with an aggressiveness.
"Qing Lingzi." Yang Jian tilted his head and looked at him: "Are you a little too deceitful?" ”
"What about you, I ask?" Qing Lingzi took a step forward, and the floor tiles of the main hall shattered inch by inch: "I don't want to do anything with you, but you have kept repeating it. ”
Although a few of them had met before, but now Qing Lingzi felt that he had been tricked by these three evil obstacles, from the northeast to Huashan, thousands of miles back and forth, and even met his senior brother who killed a thousand knives, and all of this was counted by him on the head of these three things.
Qing Lingzi himself is an arrogant person, and it doesn't matter to him whether he wins or loses, but the key is not to be played by people as monkeys, which is really a bit too insulting.
Yang Jian saw that Qing Lingzi's momentum was amazing, although in the past, he had to sacrifice the law phase heaven and earth to fight with one of the so-called three ancestors of the earth immortals, but now he can't do it, he is a person who has been cut off and has no dog, not to mention the chance of winning in the face of Qing Lingzi in his heyday, even if it is to escape, it is probably a luxury.
But who is Yang Jian, if he is afraid, then he will not be called Yang Jian, he stepped forward and held it in his hand, and the three-pointed and two-edged hands were impressively in his hand, although his eyebrows were not opened, but he was still full of murderous aura.
"Erlang Zhenjun back then, is it just like this now?"
was taunted by Qing Lingzi, Yang Jian rushed forward with all his might, but in the end, it was the remnant Erlang God, but Qing Lingzi was beaten to the wall and fell down with a wave of his hand.
So since they have done it, can Nezha not do it? He raised his hands, and the fire-tipped spear went straight to the door of Qing Lingzi's face, but he blocked it with one finger, and then he heard Lingzi sneer, pinched the fire-tipped spear with two fingers and shook it gently, Nezha was thrown out and rolled down beside Yang Jian.
"That's it?" Qing Lingzi stepped forward with his hands in his hands and looked at the two gods of war condescendingly: "You were very beautiful back then. ”
The two of them were hit hard, but there was nothing they could do, and the posture of being completely crushed made their expressions become hideous, but what could they do with the hideous, they couldn't scare Qing Lingzi to death by making a grimace.
However, Qing Lingzi didn't insult the two of them much, just squatted down and tilted his head and said, "You are playing tricks on me, I am very unhappy, today you will either hand over someone, or I will demolish this Huashan Dojo." ”
Dismantling the dojo is tantamount to declaring war with the Three Realms, but Qing Lingzi cares about a hammer, and he has not declared war with the Three Realms once or twice, and in the end, the Upper Three Realms have not been able to do anything to him, but those believers who believe in the Three Realms are worse than one another, so he understood one thing thousands of years ago, that is, in fact, those people above are not a big deal.
And at this moment, two pale snow wolves suddenly appeared in the darkness, and the two wolves ran towards Qing Lingzi with their mouths open, and Qing Lingzi's eyes flashed, and his finger swiped lightly on the ground, and suddenly a colorful tiger came out, and immediately entangled with the two snow wolves, and the room immediately became chaotic, and smoke and dust were everywhere.
After a while, the colorful tiger bit the snow wolf one by one, and then a light and shadow flashed, and Qing Lingzi suddenly found himself in the picture scroll, surrounded by snow white, as far as the eye could see.
"Mountains and rivers are in the picture?" Qing Lingzi muttered: "But your painting is too bad!" ”
The words fell, Qing Lingzi jumped out of the picture scroll, and relied on brute force to pull himself from the second dimension to the third dimension, and then he stretched his hands out, his treasure mirror unfolded, and the boy in the mirror showed his figure, and then sucked Zhang Xu, who was casting spells behind, into it, but Zhang Xu was a person with two demon gods on his body, and he could break free from Qing Lingzi's treasure mirror when the left and right were fully open.
"Interesting!"
Qing Lingzi laughed, he took a few steps forward, Zhang Xu, who originally wanted to escape with his own two-dimensionalization, suddenly felt that his neck was choked, and then he was lifted up alive, but at this time, he thought of the teachings of the three wild masters before, and immediately launched the power of the illusion immortal, and with a pop, Qing Lingzi was swept into the two-dimensional.
Taking advantage of the gap of only a few seconds, Zhang Xu dragged Yang Jian and Nezha on the ground and repeatedly turned the surrounding three-dimensional into two-dimensional, two-dimensional to three-dimensional, and then when he recovered, he had already shuttled through the space and came to the downtown area.
"We're running out of food, and we can't hold on for long without the social map itself."
Xiao You let out a whimper, and at this moment Zhang Xu had already felt that Qing Lingzi's terrifying aura had chased over, and finally he simply closed his eyes and pointed to the sky, and suddenly the entire city entered the second dimension, and then he had taken a few steps forward, and the city behind him had been restored, but he was already a hundred miles away. But the next moment, he was suddenly choked by a hand stretched out from the void, and even the two gods of war that he put into the second dimension and carried on his body rolled down.
When the surrounding aura dissipated, Zhang Xu was pinched by a hand and lifted his neck, his hands and feet kept fluttering, and the person in front of him was Qing Lingzi.
"Demons, you can't stay."
But just when Qing Lingzi was about to kill him, an extra hand suddenly appeared on his wrist, he turned his head and found that it was Brother Zhang, he quickly let go of his hand and took a step back, bowed his head and said, "Holy Lord." ”
"What just happened?"
It's also interesting to say, Brother Zhang felt that there was a super-large-scale energy reaction, which was basically equivalent to opening a dimensional channel, in his concept, this was a normal opening of the world barrier, which belonged to his normal jurisdiction, so he came over to take a look, if there was a threat, throw them back, and if there was no threat, just leave it open, after all, before there was no rabbit standing in the guard, this kind of thing happened at least three hundred times a year.
But when he came to take a look, he found that Qing Lingzi was pinching the person, and that person didn't look like a traverser.
"That's ......"
Qing Lingzi roughly explained the matter, and after listening to it, Brother Zhang understood the process, and he looked back at Zhang Xu, who fainted on the ground, and the two gods of war beside him, and probably knew what was going on in his heart.
"I see, you go get busy first."
Brother Zhang waved his hand at Qing Lingzi: "There should be a misunderstanding here." ”
"Misunderstanding?" Qing Lingzi asked curiously: "They have teased me three or four times, this is not a misunderstanding. ”
Brother Zhang smiled and shook his head: "These two are famous anti-bone boys, I don't think they will be willing to explain to you." Alright, I'll deal with it here. ”
"That annoys the Holy Lord."
Qing Lingzi slowly disappeared, and Brother Zhang saw the three people lying on the ground, and after a simple check, he found that they were not lightly injured, and Qing Lingzi was really ruthless.
But looking at the two gods of war again, Brother Zhang is a little embarrassed, he is also a person who grew up watching cartoons, and then seeing these two people such heroes now, he is even a little unbearable.
But these are the thorns...... If they are not given additional prohibitions, their ability to cause trouble is the best in the world.
"It's a nuisance." Brother Zhang looked at the three people on the ground and shook his head gently.