"Nonsense."

When Nezha was telling Zhang Xu the secret of thousands of years ago, Elder Yang finally spoke, he raised his head and drank a glass of wine, and the expression on his face slowly eased a little: "Only part of what he said is right." The twelve spirits are indeed sent to the holy lord of the world by all forces, one is to help the human race develop and ease the relationship with the human world, and the other is to use the twelve spirits to influence the direction of the human race, so basically the twelve spirits have different forces behind them, Bai Ze, the demon master in the mountain and sea realm, Wen Zhong of the Nine Heavens Thunder Department, Lao Jun, etc., but my dog is not what he said. ”

"Then you say, anyway, I listen to the gossip of the heavenly court, and no one says anything about you."

Yang Erlang raised two fingers: "There are two sections here, the first paragraph is that my dog was sent to the lower realm, and the second paragraph is that my dog is taking the blame for me." ”

Saying this, Nezha and Zhang Xu were both excited, and Yang Erlang continued: "Zhang Xu, you may not know that the Heavenly Court you are talking about is actually the Heavenly Court you think, and we generally don't call it that, because the Upper Three Realms are still very different from the Heavenly Court. When she was assigned, Xiaotian was not the first choice, and later because I didn't have a good relationship with them over there at the time, she was sent out of bounds. ”

"Ah, that's true, the three-eyed person is not easy to get along with, few people like him, the nephew of the Jade Emperor."

The three eyes glanced at Nezha: "There is nothing to say about this paragraph, but my dog is not willing to go to the lower realm, I was also anxious at the time, and I couldn't keep up with the theory a few times, so I went to the lower realm to find the dog, and then there was naturally a conflict." Later, I joined forces with my dog to injure the chickens, cows, and sheep of the twelve spirits, killed the horse, and took my dog out of the human lord. ”

"Wow...... Nezha's eyes widened, shining: "I'll just say, this is my three-eyed brother." ”

"And then?" Zhang Xu was also full of curiosity: "What happened after that?" ”

"After that, I took my dog back to my own dojo, but you also know that this matter obviously can't be stopped, not to mention that the Holy Lord of the world is unwilling to me, even if I kill and injure the people behind the twelve spirits, they will not take me. Actually, if the Holy Lord of the Human World and I were unwilling, I wouldn't care about those, but I really couldn't fight against the entire Upper Three Realms. ”

When Yang Erlang said this, he took a big sip of wine and sighed: "Do you know why I made friends with that dead monkey? It's because I, like him, have also been locked in the pipa bone and broken by others, and I know his grievances and unwillingness. At that time, my uncle came to me and said that if I was willing to bow my head and admit my mistake, he would find a way to settle the matter, but I refused to bow my head or die, and in the end I could only be sent to the court. ”

"I've heard of it, but I don't know who it is, but I didn't think it was really you. Brother Yan'er. Nezha blinked his eyes and said, "At that time, there were rumors in the heavenly court that someone had committed an unforgivable sin and was going to be taken away to destroy his soul. I was still thinking about the stinky monkey again, but I didn't expect it to be you guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes. ”

Yang Jian smiled bitterly when he heard this: "Then my dog found the holy lord at that time in order to save me, and said that he was willing to atone for his sins with his life and give up his godhead forever just in exchange for my life, and then she also stole Lao Jun's three elixirs and gave them to the three spirits who were injured by us, and the dead horse, he was from Kunlun, so she went to ask the Queen Mother of the West again, but was driven out of the palace by the Queen Mother of the West, and the Queen Mother of the West meant that I would die." ”

"This Queen Mother of the West is so fierce......" Zhang Xu said suddenly: "And then?" ”

Then she went to Nuwa Niangniang's side again, and wanted to ask her to use the art of creation to recreate the horse stepping flower. Nuwa Niangniang also refused, and Nuwa Niangniang was already at odds with the Holy Lord of the world, so she refused to help. So my dog gave up his cultivation to go to Houtu Niangniang's side in exchange for a creation elixir, and with this creation elixir, she recreated the horse stepping flower, so she was the only one among the twelve spirits who could not maintain her human form for a long time. ”

"Later, because I was forgiven, I was pardoned. But I was still unhappy in my heart, and several times the Nether wanted to bring her back, but she avoided it again and again, and I thought that she had betrayed me, so I swore that I would have nothing to do with her. Later, I was restricted by the upper three realms and the lower realm, and until now I have been the type who has been strictly controlled, and you have seen it just now, that is the contemporary Holy Lord, I have no grudge against him, but I ......am in the same vein as the Holy Lord."

After hearing this, Zhang Xu suddenly realized: "Master Yang is because he saved the dog, what about Master Li?" Why are you confined to the Nether? ”

"Pick dragon tendons and eat dragon meat."

Zhang Xu gave him a thumbs up: "Cow batch." What about Master Sun? ”

"He's a monkey, he's a monkey, what doesn't he do? According to rumors, the gourd baby was born to him with the Seven Fairies, and I thought that if this is the case, I am afraid that if this is the case, I am afraid that he will not let him go to the lower realm, otherwise the leopard will hit his head, and it will really tear him apart. Nezha arranged the monkey, and then suddenly asked: "Alas, no, three-eyed, you haven't said these things before, how do you know?" ”

Yang Jian's eyelids drooped: "I only found out after this nether realm, and once before she came to me and asked me to save a dog." Then I talked to Ma Tahua, so I knew what was going on here. ”

"That's really miserable, the only beast spirit that can't stay in human form for long." Nezha sighed, and then suddenly slapped his thigh: "You say, I'm going to get him some dragon meat to eat and get some dragon tendon to stew pig's trotters, will it be better?" ”

"You're milking!" Yang Jian glared at him fiercely: "Don't mess up some messy things. ”

And at this moment, Nezha's phone rang, he picked it up and found that it was the dead monkey, and after picking it up, Nezha said with a smile: "Yo, isn't this my aunt's good baby, what's wrong?" ”

"What are you doing?"

"What about eating? The Holy Lord of the world is a treat. ”

"Eat, eat, eat, eat your mother's head, hurry up and gather in the old place, there is a big event."

Nezha was also happy to be scolded by him: "You stupidly criticize, there are so many old places, but you say which old place." ”

"Hmm~~~~" The monkey was also silent: "Then ...... Then ...... Speeddragon Internet Cafe! ”

"Look at the place you chose, if there is any interest!"

But the monkey, it's already very amazing to think of the Speeddragon Internet Café, and he didn't give the entire Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave is already very amazing, otherwise they have to buy tickets to enter.

Well, although their power is banned, they don't know how much stronger than mortals, and it won't take much time to go to one place. When they passed, the monkey was killing the three heroes opposite the tower in 1v3, and there was a group of people around him watching him play games, he used a monkey in it, and the jumping stick in one hand was unpredictable, known as the world's first monkey.

"Dead monkey, what did you call us for?"

Nezha called the monkey back with a loud voice, and he glanced back: "Finish this game." ”

After that, he didn't talk nonsense and went on a rampage all the way, took a group of vegetable batches at home to smash Huanglong, and finished the game in minutes, and then he pointed to a few machines next to him: "Turn on the machine first, and I'll go to a private accommodation later." ”

"You asked us to stay with you, huh?"

The monkey clicked and called the network manager, bought four bottles of drinks, and then bought roasted sausages for the three of them, and bought roasted corn for themselves, and after everyone had eaten and drunk, the monkey said, "There is a big event." ”

"What's the big deal?"

"I heard my aunt say that there is no limit to the new gods, as long as everyone who participates has a chance. He asked us to find a better place to take refuge, and then slowly find a way to recover our strength, and finally became famous in one fell swoop in the new gods. ”

"I said monkeys." Yang Jian ate the roasted sausage, shouted to the monkey and then was silent for a moment: "We all have serious godheads, why do we have to participate in the new gods?" ”

The monkey turned his head and glanced at him resentfully, but this glance made Nezha laugh: "I know, we have it, but the dead monkey doesn't, the serious title of the dead monkey is to fight to defeat the Buddha, but Lingshan has gone out of business." ”

"If I don't go out of business, I don't want to be that bullshit fighter to defeat the Buddha." The monkey bared his teeth and said, "That's why I want to take advantage of this opportunity......"

"Okay." Nezha leaned back in the gaming chair: "It's not impossible to play with your brother, but I'm afraid our current level is not enough for people to eat." ”

Without looking back, the monkey took out a box of pills from his pocket: "My aunt gave it to me, and said that if you eat one, you can fully recover in ten minutes." ”

"Are you willing to share this kind of baby?"

"Hmph, I am the Monkey King of the Cave of the Water Curtain in Huaguo Mountain, and I have been acting above board all my life, how can a rich second generation like you with a small belly and chicken intestines understand?"

"Ouch yo yo yo ......" Nezha said in his mouth: "I wonder if a monkey has a broad heart, and I don't know who ...... it at the beginning."

"Do you want it? Don't give me back. ”

When Nezha heard this, he hurriedly grabbed the thing in his hand: "Don't, how can you not want it." This thing, that's cool. ”

Not to mention anything else, even Yang Jian felt curious: "Can it really be done?" ”

"Go try."

Nezha got up and was about to test the firepower, but was stopped by Yang Jian, he looked at the bottle of small medicine in his hand, pursed his lips and pondered for a moment before saying: "The monkey brought, then let the monkey try, don't come one by one, there are not many things that can't be wasted." ”

Although Nezha was quite disappointed, Yang Jian said so, so let the monkey try it.

The three of them went to a deserted corner around with a drag oil bottle, and the monkey poured out a precious pill from the bottle, put it in his hand, raised his head and glanced around: "Then I'll eat it." ”

"Hurry up and eat it, it's not for you to eat chili." Nezha shouted.

"What's the terrier?" Yang Jian asked curiously.

Nezha pointed at the monkey: "The monkey eats chili peppers, and the upper and lower ends are red." ”

"Hahaha...... Red ass, huh. ”

Zhang Xu understood, laughed, and the monkey came up and kicked him in the ass: "It's not big, it's not small!" ”

After speaking, he raised his head and swallowed the pill in one gulp, and then Yang Jian and Nezha immediately surrounded him: "How is it?" Did you feel anything different? ”

"No......"

But as soon as the monkey finished speaking, he suddenly opened his big mouth and let out an ape sound of "the apes on both sides of the strait can't stop crying", and then his body expanded rapidly, his limbs gradually slender, his eyes slowly became sharp, and his eyes flashed like golden light. Then the muscles of his body clung to the bones inch by inch, making him look thinner but stronger, the joints thickened with the sound of Kakaka, the black hair became thicker and longer to the naked eye, and then the blond hair mixed with scarlet red all over his body grew.

At this moment, the monkey tilted his head, the clothes on his body gradually burned, the fire on his body turned into a radiant golden chain mail, the cloak behind him was windless, like a red cloud hunting, and the purple and gold crown on his head with a trembling long beard made this monkey look extremely powerful.

Then he took out the Ruyi gold hoop stick from his ear, the usual thick black iron rod today is like seeing the light of day again and exudes a fierce atmosphere, it is two gold hoops at both ends, in the middle is a section of black iron with stars spread out, next to the hoop has an engraved line of words on the book "Ruyi gold hoop stick, weighing 13,500 catties." And there are dense patterns and dragon patterns and phoenix seals, looking at it reveals a sense of luxury and heroism.

Compared with the usual monkeys, the current monkey is not only handsome, his momentum is simply rising from the ground and is as high as an eight-story building, and the unruliness of his body is revealed from his eyes, cold and ruthless with uprightness.

"Great Sage!" Nezha looked up at the monkey, his eyes suddenly moistened, and he stepped forward: "The last time I said goodbye, it has been a thousand years." ”

The golden hoop stick in the monkey's hand whined, and when he wielded it, it was mixed with the power of ten thousand jun, and the wind of the stick brought up the dust and debris around him, seducing the soul.

At last he fell from mid-air, and the stick slammed lightly into the ground, and even the earth trembled.

Zhang Xu's eyes were straight next to him, because unlike other immortals, this monkey was the childhood patron saint of children across the country, and his appearance directly filled the sense of security, and he wanted to go up and touch the monkey's thick stick.

"Master Sun, let me touch! I'll touch it! ”

Zhang Xu rushed forward and stroked the golden hoop stick, then raised his head stupidly and said with a smile: "Just this moment, the children of the whole country can envy me to death." The light in their hearts is Ultraman, and the light in my heart has always been Brother Monkey......"

"Ouch yo...... I've always been Brother Monkey, why isn't my Hot Wheels little Nezha enough? Nezha pursed his mouth and began to have a strange yin and yang atmosphere, just like Aliga Duomei sheep and mulberry.

The monkey stretched out his hand and let out a long breath, and the cloak unfolded and floated into the air with a thud, and the moonlight completely merged him with the night into a picture that could make people's blood boil.

"We can get a team and call it Ten Minutes Heroes." Nezha crossed his waist and sighed.

And at this time, not far away, Shi Ji Niangniang saluted Brother Zhang: "Thank you, Venerable, that child hasn't been so happy for a long time." ”

Brother Zhang dug in the bag for a while, took out about two hundred catties of pills and handed it to Shi Ji Niangniang: "Give it if you want it, don't give it back, I'm afraid they will make a fuss down there." ”

"Venerable, rest assured, I ......" Shi Ji Niangniang swiped her hand: "So much!" ”

"Eat slowly." Brother Zhang looked at his watch: "Niangniang, I'll leave first." ”