Checking accounts has always been a headache, and now that the budget is overused, the fairy aunt who is the captain must have to check carefully, so he began to check the accounts with Brother Zhang.

But when I checked left and right, I found that the money was not right, because less than half of the money was used on the books, almost only more than 30 percent, and the remaining 70 percent went somewhere but did not appear on the books.

So he and Brother Zhang invariably turned their heads to look at Jiang rowing who was playing with his mobile phone and watching short videos with his head down, Jiang rowing felt his gaze and raised his head blankly: "Ah? ”

"Where's the money?" The fairy girl turned her head and asked him, "Brother Zhang's account can't be matched, aren't you purchasing?" Money? ”

"Oh! If you don't say it, I'll forget. ”

Jiang rowing said mysteriously took out a small box from the backpack, the box opened and there were four small boxes with exquisite packaging, and the small box was opened again to be a round ball wrapped in a layer of gold foil paper, open this layer of gold leaf, and there was a wax pill inside, but here the rowing did not continue to open, but said with a serious face: "These four are the elixirs refined by an elder who has a relationship with my teacher, it is said that these four can live the flesh and bones of the dead, and it took him twelve years to refine a furnace, one furnace of forty-nine." I took four of them, and originally he said that he couldn't buy even one million on the market, but in terms of my relationship with him, he sold me one for 25,000, and I said that there were four people in our team, so he could only endure the pain of cutting four of them. ”

When he spoke, he even felt a little bit of a treasure, and his eyes were so sincere that people couldn't look at them directly, according to ordinary people, he Jiang Muzhou was a sword immortal, and he would definitely not lie and deceive people, but everyone probably knew a little bit about the market, and this hearing the flesh and bones of the living dead was somewhat exaggerated, so everyone was suspicious of these four elixirs.

Seeing their expressions, Jiang Muzhou hurriedly explained: "It's really true, his Taoism is very high, I can't compare." ”

Brother Zhang stretched out his hand to him, Jiang Muzhou hurriedly took one to him, and when the elixir arrived in his hand, Brother Zhang began to pick the wax cover on the outside, Jiang Muzhou hurriedly reminded: "After opening it, if you don't eat it within an hour, it's useless, but if you eat it if you don't get hurt, it will hurt the meridians." ”

Brother Zhang raised his eyes and looked at him, then continued to pick up the wax skin, and soon a brown pill appeared in his hand, he now rubbed it on his head and put it under his nose and sniffed it, then raised his eyes and looked at Jiang Muzhou, then broke a small piece and licked it on the side of his mouth, and finally put the small piece in his mouth.

Jiang Muzhou looked at Brother Zhang very nervously throughout the whole process, for fear that he would eat something, but Brother Zhang not only ate it himself, but also handed the pill to the fairy aunt for him to eat, and the fairy girl did not doubt that he broke it and put it in his mouth, and then passed it one by one, and everyone got a small piece.

"This elixir?" After chewing for a while, the fairy girl asked with a strange expression, "Why does it taste so familiar?" ”

"Godanpi!" Little Potato was the first to shout: "I like to eat it the most." ”

Hey, when she said this, everyone reacted, isn't this the taste of hawthorn cake, at best, this thing is to add a little tangerine peel to it, and the quality is about equivalent to a piece of hawthorn cake sold at the entrance of the primary school, it may not be as delicious, that thing is very sweet, this pure sour.

"I ......" Jiang Muzhou hesitated for a moment: "Are you fooled?" ”

The other people didn't speak, but they all looked at him with an expression of "give you a look and experience it yourself", and Jiang Muzhou's face turned red all of a sudden.

Thinking of him, a young master who focuses on cold personality, he originally wanted to use his network resources to seek some benefits for everyone, but in the end, the elixir of 20,000 people turned into four hawthorn cakes with a price of less than two and five.

This face was slapped at that time, which made this cold handsome guy embarrassed!

"He let me pay the courier fee!"

Jiang Muzhou slapped the table, and roared out with despair in his voice, and shouted a sentence with his expression, you can imagine how desperate it was.

"No, I'll go to him."

At this time, the fairy aunt stepped forward to stop him: "Let's go together, this money fraud has deceived us, and it won't work." ”

"Beat him, beat him!" The little potato next to him was also indignant: "Let him spit out the money!" ”

The group got into the car in a hurry, and then Jiang Muzhou sent the positioning, and Brother Zhang was responsible for the transmission, and they arrived at their destination almost instantly.

The location of the elder of this uncle generation is in a Taoist temple in Changbai Mountain, but after they arrived here, they found that this place had long been empty, and the dilapidated Taoist temple had already collapsed, leaving a few bare walls and the Laojun Alley with half of his head left, which looked as dilapidated as Lanruo Temple from the outside.

"He's already running away, isn't he?"

When the fairy girl walked in and came back, she clapped her hands and said, "It's been at least five years, and I saw that the perennial herbs in it have grown five or six knots." ”

"Huh? You know perennial herbs...... "Little Potato said in surprise.

"Big brother, I'm a serious college student who graduated from the College of Agriculture!" The fairy girl was anxious at that time: "985's!" ”

Little Potato laughed: "I didn't even read in elementary school......

Brother Zhang shrugged: "I'm in my second year of junior high school." ”

Jiang Muzhou smiled embarrassedly beside him: "I have a master's ......."

Everyone squirted out, he is a sword fairy who speaks and loves the kind of half-literate and half-white, and even the whole body is dressed very old-fashioned, everyone has always thought that he is the type who grew up in the sect and never read and relied on the master's teaching, but who knew that he was actually a master when he opened his mouth, and the main contrast was cute?

"I'm ...... Graduate students of the School of Physical Science and Technology, Xi'an University of Technology......"

"Then you are even more unforgivable, with a high degree of education, and you are fooled."

Jiang Muzhou waved his arm: "Okay, okay, don't talk about it......"

"Do you remember where the courier came from?" Brother Zhang stepped forward at this time and asked, "Let's chase it from here." ”

Jiang Muzhou shook his head blankly: "If you don't forget it, I'll make up the funds from my salary myself." ”

"Is this a matter of funding?" The fairy aunt pointed at Brother Zhang: "Is Brother Zhang poor?" It's an insult to ask him for money, but that's not how it works. ”

Brother Zhang was stunned for a moment, and blinked his eyes a few times: "Huh? No, I'm pretty picky, I'm short of money. ”

"Anyway, we're going to have to find that liar today." Fairy Gu crossed her waist and didn't fight in one place: "This has to be known to other colleagues, and the whole system will have to laugh at us for three years." What did you say that the top combat team was cheated of money, and you don't have brains just because you have long tendons and flesh, so don't call it an A-level team in the future, just call it Li Kui's team. ”

Seeing him vividly depict the faces of that group of colleagues, the little potato began to tremble next to him with a smile, and even the most unsmiling Jiang rowing boat covered his mouth and trembled with laughter, he was originally quite angry, and he was suddenly made happy by the fairy girl.

But he's the captain, and he says he's going to have to find the liar and start doing it.

asked Jiang Muzhou how they contacted at that time, Jiang Muzhou said that he was contacted by VX, but he really didn't know that this uncle had left here, he always thought that this old man still lived in this temple.

But fortunately, because of the relationship with VX, they used their position to ask the technical department of their unit to help them locate this liar uncle, and the technical department agreed, but it took about three days.

"Why does it take so long!? What kind of does you eat in the technical department? ”

The fairy aunt scolded very badly, but the technical department is full of old fritters, and everyone is familiar with it, so the boss of the technical department said to the fairy Gu with a broad spectrum: "You should be dissected, if you want to locate him, then you have to add his friends first, and then chat with him after Yang, and finally it will be an online relationship." ”

"Hold the grass...... Is this the work of the technical department? You fucking ......"

"I don't understand, the most high-end technology often uses the most original method."

Hanging up the phone, Xian Gu looked at her teammates around her blankly and smiled......

"Can it really be successful?"

"What can I do? Wait a few days. ”

After that, they still worked everywhere the same every day, eating and drinking, and the shortfall was made up by the fairy Gu first, so they waited for three days, and the technical department really called them.

"The location has been sent to you, stop scolding our people."

The boss of the technical department sent the location to Xiangu, and Xiangu asked how they found it, and the answer was concise and to the point: add friends, chat, online dating, and Benxian.

"This hand must be learned!" When the fairy girl opened the location, she muttered: "This is much easier to use than high-tech." ”

But he wants to learn, but the technical department doesn't share it, saying that this is one of the abilities of their department to settle down, if they let them learn one from the east and learn from the west, then they won't come in vain.

Hanging up the phone, they were about to rush to catch the scammer, and when they were in the car, Little Potato said to the fairy girl: "Wait a minute, let's go to see the scammer's phone, we know how the technical department chats." ”

"Yes!"

The address of this old liar was in the city, in a small district of Dalyan City, and when they arrived at the place, they saw that there were great words about fortune telling, yin and yang harmony, incurable diseases, and giving birth to children.

Not to mention, in this small place that is extremely similar to the content of the old Chinese medicine posted on the telephone pole, there are still many people queuing up outside, looking at the young couple and the middle-aged and old.

They didn't care about that, they rushed over without even showing their documents, and went straight inside, and because Jiang Muzhou was a little difficult to come forward, he waited in the car alone.

After the three of them rushed in, the old liar was giving people a pulse, looking at his crane-haired face and red face, in fact, this guy really has something, because he can clearly see the surging Qi around his body, and the strength and stock of Qi are a lot, it must be stronger than Jiang rowing, this rowing is not wrong, but they have a human-shaped power bank, and the spiritual power on the little potato is about to rush to the top.

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"Take it."

The fairy girl gave an order, and the little potato jumped over, but the old man was not a fuel-efficient lamp, he instinctively threw his clothes to block the little potato's sight, and he immediately used the escape technique to run, but halfway through the escape technique, he was suddenly grabbed by a hand on the back of the neck and dragged him to the ground.

When he looked back, he found Brother Zhang standing there smiling at him, and at this time, the little potato also came up and held down the old man: "Liar! Pay it back! ”

At this time, the people waiting outside had already dispersed, and the old man saw that his business was gone, and sighed: "A few little friends, I don't understand what you are talking about." ”

At this time, the little Taoist priest condensed the Dao power of his palm and wiped it on his face, and then he saw that the old man's beard had also fallen out, his hair was black, and the wrinkles on his face were flattened, and he looked like he was thirty or forty years old.

"Haha, it's a liar."

"What liar? I don't understand what you're talking about......"

At this time, the fairy girl stepped forward and picked up his mobile phone: "Unlock!" ”

The liar panicked at once: "I can't help it...... If you want to do that, I'll call the police. ”

At this time, the fairy aunt slapped her ID on his face, and after he saw it clearly, his face changed suddenly, and he was so depressed that he muttered and scolded and unlocked the phone.

Then the more he looked at the fairy girl's expression, the more strange it became, and finally he simply became an old man looking at the mobile phone, he slurped a few times in his mouth and then turned off the mobile phone, and then said to the little potato: "Take it away, take it away." ”

Before the liar could react, the person had already been taken away, and after taking it into the car, he immediately recognized Jiang Muzhou coming, and the two of them were arguing there, anyway, it was the 100,000 yuan, and the three of them stood outside the car and waited.

"Boss, boss, do you see what the technical department does?"

The fairy girl rubbed the little potato's head with a smile: "Good, the child doesn't listen to this." ”

"I'm twenty-five and twenty-six!" Little Potato's unyielding appearance was very energetic: "If I hadn't practiced, my eldest son would have been almost ten years old in our countryside at this time!" ”

The fairy girl smiled dryly, hesitated for a long time and then spoke.

The technical department is a real talent, these dogs come up to take a female number and add people to friends, come up and scold it, just find a name to scold, such as "Zhang Lei, you are a scumbag, you have to die well" like this.

Then I have to go back here, and say: I'm not Zhang Lei, you recognize the wrong person.

The technical department then began to say: Impossible, you are definitely Zhang Lei, you are a scumbag liar, do you dare to take my video.

Then the two sides of the video for a minute, and finally the technical department began to apologize, and after apologizing, he complained, and then suddenly said that he wanted to retaliate against "Zhang Lei" in the middle of the complaint, and asked the liar if he wanted to see the criticism......

And then in this way, in less than two days, this scammer not only made tens of thousands of dollars for the technical department, but also almost told them the color of the bitter tea.

"My mother...... the little Taoist shrunk his neck: "It's disgusting." ”

Brother Zhang frowned and asked, "Did you really show it?" ”

"Isn't that really a show?" The fairy girl crossed her waist: "Hey, no matter how high-end a liar is, he can't stand the nirvana of sincerity." ”

"Is this the technical department, how do I feel like a telecom fraud ......" Brother Zhang said after a moment of silence: "No one checked them?" ”