561, Jin Feng Yulu met
The three Ares were dumbfounded, they looked at the equipment on the floor in disbelief, the familiar and unfamiliar feeling made their hands tremble, and they were actually quite sure that these things were not their own, because who would be unfamiliar with the old fellow who had been with them for so many years.
It's just that they're too much alike...... No, it should be said that it is exactly the same, the torn Chaotian Aya, the golden chain mail refined by the alchemy furnace, and the three-pointed two-edged knife that has been forked, they are all back at this moment, and they are so alive in front of them.
"It's all neat, I can't help your dog, but I've got a replacement for you, what do you think of this?"
Ying smashed the dog boss's tail and pulled it in front of Sanyan'er, the dog boss obviously recognized this big brother who had saved his life, and immediately pounced on it and hugged and rubbed, looking very affectionate, while Sanyan'er squatted down and gently touched the dog boss's head, and his eyes became a little complicated.
"You beware, it's a striped dog. I like to flutter girls. ”
"Isn't that the same as Nezha?" The monkey sat next to him and touched the whiskers on the body of the phoenix-winged purple and gold crown and said, "He is also a perverted dog. ”
"Well, let's make friends then."
But at this time, Nezha didn't have time to yaw, he was wiping his face with Chaotian Aya. To be honest, it's very cute if it's a legendary child, but now Nezha is already in his thirties, so he looks like an idiot, and he can be as obscene as he wants.
And the three-eyed side has been communicating with the dog boss with his eyes, and it seems that he likes this civet dog very much.
"The guys have it, the things have it, even the dogs have it, what are you waiting for?" Ying Smash stood up and crossed his waist and smiled: "Ah, speaking of which, the three of you should be the trio of Heavenly Court Beast Taming, Three-Eyed is a master of dog training, Nezha is a master of dragon training, and Monkey is Bi Ma Wen." ”
The monkey raised his head and smashed his teeth at Ying, but Ying smashed it without fear, just hugged his arm and said: "Dead monkey, it's up to you next, you haven't really been a Monkey King in your life, although you are indeed weak now, but I think you would rather be a hero for a minute than live in the name of a hero and be a coward for a lifetime." ”
The monkey couldn't answer these words, and Ying Smash didn't say anything more, because it would be a bit insulting to say it in their hearts.
"That's right, the new god." Ying Smash glanced back at the three of them: "You enter the human world, Heavenly Court is not your destination." Because resistance and unyielding will always be the main theme of the human race. ”
After speaking, Ying Smash took a step back and bowed slightly: "Goodbye, the patron saint of my youth." ”
With that, he fell backwards and disappeared in front of them.
Nezha raised his head at this time: "Who is this person, he speaks strangely and sensationally." ”
"Maybe it's someone's fan."
Only Yang Jian glanced back at the dog boss and said, "You can't even recognize him?" He is the secret method of the Heavenly Dragon, the righteous son of Wen Zhongwen Taishi. ”
"I'm holding ~ why did I become a little Nier." Nezha scratched his chin: "I remember that he used to be a strong man." ”
"I can't even see grandpa's sharp eyes, what kind of means is this?" The monkey also said, "It's a bit powerful." ”
Sanyan'er raised his eyebrows and didn't take their flowers, but took out a purple gold collar from the equipment pile and gently buckled it around the dog boss's neck, as soon as the collar was on, the variegated hair on the dog boss's body suddenly took on a new look, as if it had reversed its youth and turned back to oily black, and because of the blessing of the magic weapon, its body expanded more than twice as much, and it looked like the dog boss with an obscene expression, it was clearly a dark wolf, and the green light in his eyes flashed with a thrilling cold light.
Its claws become thicker and sharper, producing a metal-like sound when it walks on the ground, and a certain battle helmet appears on its head, which makes it look imposing.
"Scream twice."
Nezha wanted to tease it, but when the dog boss saw that it was a man, he reluctantly twisted his head to the side, and then squatted close to Yang Jian, and even inadvertently glanced at Nezha, his eyes were full of disdain.
"Hey! This dog thing! ”
In fact, this is not to blame the dog boss, because it has not allowed men to touch it since it was a stray dog...... It's not a habit of half a day, except for Brother Zhang, it only listens to the girl and Yang Jian, and it doesn't listen to Yang Jian's words because of anything else, just because he killed the dog boss.
But now is obviously not the time to pet the dog, their equipment is enough for them to toss for a while, the two of them finished dressing, they glanced at each other, and then invariably looked at the bottle of real man elixir on the cabinet.
"Fight?"
Three-eyed turned his head sideways and asked.
The monkey bared his teeth and grinned: "I'm afraid you won't make it?" ”
Nezha rolled up the bottle of pills with a roll of Chaotian Aya: "Fight, fight, go to the mountains." ”
"Set up a four-yang ding array first." Sanyan'er pinched a pill with two fingers and swallowed it: "See the winner in ten minutes!" ”
In a few breaths after he swallowed the elixir, Erlang Zhenjun's true body appeared, the golden thread in the center of his eyebrows slowly stretched, turning into a hideous divine eye, and his three-pointed and two-edged knife also had Zhan Qing brilliance wrapped around it.
"Somersault Cloud!"
The monkey was extremely fast, and it disappeared with a whoosh, and only Nezha looked at the hot wheels beside him and rubbed lightly for a while: "Old man, do you still know me?" ”
The hot wheels turned with a whin, and Nezha jumped up with a smile: "Three-eyed, waiting for you!" ”
That morning, there were no clouds in the mountains, but the sky was full of fire, thunder rumbled, and the earth under his feet trembled slightly, like an earthquake. From time to time, there was a loud noise in the deep mountains on the horizon, the sound was deafening, and it could be heard clearly even in the city a hundred and ten kilometers away, and on this day, the red glow in the sky and the tengu eclipse appeared together, and the thunder and the earth shook and the mountains shook frequently.
Although it didn't last long, the eyewitnesses photographed the strange changes in the sky at that time, loud noises, bright lights, etc., just like the signs before the arrival of the legendary earthquake, many people panicked and began to take shelter, and all the open areas of the city were full of people, waiting for the earth-shattering earthquake to happen.
But in the end, the earthquake did not occur, and the vision on the horizon lasted only ten minutes, and after ten minutes everything was calm, as if nothing had happened.
And at this moment, in the middle of the mountain, which had not fallen even a single tree despite its devastation, three humanoid monsters were lying on the big rocks at the foot of the mountain, they were panting, and they didn't know that they had a human centipede in the wilderness.
"Ahh~~~~~hh
Suddenly, Nezha shouted loudly: "Cool! ”
At this moment, Nezha's tiger mouth even broke his ligaments, and the blood flowed from his arm, which he didn't find just now, and now that he has lost his strength, it is very difficult for him to even stand up.
The two of them were not much better, the monkey lost a tooth, and the shoulder of the three-eyed child was broken, although it was possible for them to rebuild it with a little bit of strength, but to make them fight so badly, you can imagine how fierce the ten minutes just now could be.
However, how intense it was just now, how embarrassed it was now, they couldn't move all of a sudden, they could only lie there doing photosynthesis, but even then they looked so happy, lying there one by one to review the gains and losses of the game just now.
After a while, he said that Nezha made a trick, and for a while, he said that he was a dead hand under the three eyes, and he said that the monkey was out of order, and in a trance, he returned to the era when no one was convinced, just do it!
It's just that the age is not forgiving, the monkey's golden retriever also has a few gray hairs in it, Nezha is not a young man, and the three-eyed child has experienced wind and frost at a glance, if they don't have a special physique, they are now three high, so they can only call the little apprentice Zhang Xu, who is common to the three, to take them back.
Zhang Xu borrowed a board car from a local villager's house, and dragged the three old comrades back, who was stumbling on the mountain road, I didn't know that he thought he was going to drag the servants on the board car out and bury them.
Xu Xu is an honest man, and if he wants to replace it, others have long been too lazy to take care of these three nonsense things, eighty miles of mountain roads...... Even if he had the blessing of two demon gods, he had to stop one step at a time and walk slowly towards the village for the sake of the old man in the car who couldn't move and screamed at the slightest touch.
It's just that when he was on the road, this brother explained a lot to Xu Xu like he had his last words.
"We are no longer the same as before, the future era should belong to you, the twilight is not because of inability, but really because of lack of heart." Three-eyed said: "After all, I am not young. ”
The monkey lay there and didn't say anything, just muttered repeatedly, "I want to go back to Huaguo Mountain......"
And even Nezha, who has always jumped out, followed and said: "Actually, when I looked back, I found that sometimes fighting is not interesting." ”
At this time, Xu Xu turned around: "You don't mean to die, right?" ”
"Oh, that's not true, it's good to get some sleep at night, but I just suddenly figured something out. What Lei Fa Tianlong said is right, but you can't look back in the past, if this land really needs heroes, young people like you are the most suitable. What word do you use to say it? ”
Nezha answered: "Thai pants!" ”
"It's not this, don't play around."
Nezha thought for a while and said: "It's just that we are actually a little unable to keep up with the pace of the times, there is really no way, the future still depends on you." ”
Hearing Sanyan'er and Nezha's words, Xu Xu was about to cry: "I can't, I'm stupid." ”
"How stupid can you be more stupid than that monkey? He's not even human. ”
"I am the Monkey King!" The monkey shouted there.
"Come on, get it, you're the Monkey King." Nezha looked up at the starry sky: "You also heard what that sister told us just now, he wants us to be heroes again, but it's really difficult, I don't know where to start." You know we're only going to do sabotage, anything from destroying buildings to destroying order. ”
"I'm going to make a relationship. Old man, your grandfather asked you if you still have some food at home for my master and apprentice to eat? ”
"You're called robbery." Nezha shouted with the loudest voice he could: "Don't be a blind disciple! ”
Xu Xu was silent for a moment: "But I don't know what to do." ”
"It's okay, you can learn."
A few people chatted and chatted, the time had come to the middle of the night, although they almost agreed to make a comeback in disguise, but in the face of this new era, the three past heroes seemed a little dazed, they stood on the top of the mountain forest, looking forward and backward There was no answer.
Once they had a clear goal of breaking what to fight against, and now even regrouping is just a return to the old business, but now in the new era, what they need is not destruction but creation.
As it happens, none of these three are good at creating.
"Don't worry, your three masters will be your strong backing." Yang Jian smiled: "I also said this to Agarwood back then. ”
"Ah, you are stupid, you call agarwood, that kid and this kid, I really don't know what the result can be." Nezha touched his mouth: "Since you said that you are going to enter the game, it is better to pull the head out first." But I can't do it, I'm not popular, except for my unproductive father, there is no one else. ”
"Forget it, every time I see you two fathers and sons, I'm afraid of you two fighting."
"Then why do you think he usually holds a tower?"
And the monkey seemed to think of something: "Alas? Xiao Xu, don't you want monkeys. ”
"Don't ......"
Xu Xu shook his head busily: "I'm crazy, what do I want a monkey for......"
The monkey muttered for a long time, after all, he couldn't remember what other proud descendants he could call, and all that appeared in his mind were his monkey monkey grandchildren, but if he really got some monkeys, it would be somewhat out of shape.
"There are so many female monsters on your way, why don't you know to get one for Xu Xu?" Nezha scolded the monkey: "Go, get him a wife." ”
The monkey was silent, because his reputation in the demon world exploded, although he was obviously a big monster, but in the end he betrayed the demon clan and went to the upper three realms, and this betrayal also completely destroyed his reputation in the demon world, in exchange for a vain head to defeat the Buddha.
"Ahh I have a choice. Nezha suddenly remembered: "I once had a little relationship with Guanyin Bodhisattva, and there was a boy under him who had a good relationship with me. ”
"Isn't that the Red Boy!"
"Hey......" Nezha glanced back at the monkey, "yes, forget that you and Red Boy are mortal enemies." ”
Yang Jian finally spoke again at this time: "Don't giggle, think of a way to help him." Although we are incompetent masters, we are also masters after all, so don't mess around. ”
(End of chapter)