564, hey~
"That's right."
After listening to Qing Lingzi's description, a smile appeared on his face, and he leaned lazily on the sofa: "There are several giants in the mountain and sea realm, and the demon master Kunpeng ranks second, it stomps its feet, and the mountain and sea realm trembles three times. But it can only come in second, do you know who the first is? ”
"Who?"
"The fourth is the man."
"Your father."
"Oh, don't mention him all the time, it's annoying." Ying smashed and laughed: "The dragon clan is very strong everywhere, and the first is Ying Long." In the northeast corner of the Great Wilderness, the "Classic of Mountains and Seas" describes that there is a mountain called the fierce plough mound. Ying Long is in the South Pole, kill Chi You and Kuafu, can not be repeated, so the next number of droughts, drought and the shape of the dragon, is a heavy rain. Ying Long is a leader in the mountains and seas in addition to the big sycamore. The third is the god of the Burning Mountain, the Candle Dragon. ”
Qing Lingzi raised his eyebrows: "Your family accounts for three of the top four." ”
"I, the prince of the Dragon Clan, the protector of the true god of the Lei family, the personal companion of the holy lord of the human realm, the ex-boyfriend of the Emperor of Xinxudu, the ten permanent servants of the demon world, and the second generation of the first official of the Eight Desolations of the Ages." Ying Smash sat up and craned his neck: "Just a two-five boy, you let me do him?" ”
"Are you going?"
"No, no."
Qing Lingzi smiled, took out the phone and began to press the phone, Ying Smash immediately asked after hearing it, "What are you doing?" ”
"Call the Holy Lord and ask him to transfer you back, I don't want waste."
Ying smashed forward and snatched the mobile phone and buckled it on the table: "You are a dog-faced, how can you say that you will turn your face, if I don't go, you can't coax me?" ”
Qing Lingzi frowned and looked him up and down, then picked up the mobile phone and continued to call Brother Zhang.
"Holy Lord."
Brother Zhang snorted: "What's wrong?" ”
"Can you turn Wen Ying back, he's a little disgusting now."
Brother Zhang was stunned for a moment: "I forgot about him, I know." ”
"Thank you, Holy Lord."
With Brother Zhang's snapping fingers, Ying slammed his slam and recovered his sturdy physique, which was more than one meter eight tall and tall, and his figure returned to his original state in an instant, at that time, the clothes on his body became smaller except for the bust, and the tight frame was on his body, especially the little denim shorts, who didn't know how good they looked with a small waist before, and now they are about to smash Ying into an inverted triangle, and because there is no loose design of the men's crotch, he is stuck. The hair on the thighs is fucking pierced with black silk, and it looks like a black-haired pig from the net X carefully selected family.
As his body returned to male, the contours of his face became more defined and had a hard arc, the lipstick could no longer cover his lips, and the foundation was cracked due to the increase in the area of his face, and the false eyelashes were sticking together.
This kind of destructive makeup is very terrifying, and it looks even more terrifying than Heath Ledger, and the whole thing is a beautiful and terrifying clown king.
"Hold the grass...... It's hairy. Ying smash shouted, and reached out to dig out his crotch: "Qing Lingzi, you have no skin swallow when you give birth to a son." ”
After speaking, he rushed out of the room while tugging on the zipper of his jeans, and at this moment, Qing Lingzi first smiled slowly, then his shoulders began to shake constantly, and finally turned into a loud laugh.
If someone sees it, they will definitely feel very surprised, because Qing Lingzi has always shown a very serious face, rarely even saying that he almost does not smile, but today he laughed heartily, and even tears were about to laugh, and when he couldn't breathe, his Pure Heart Spell was activated, which made him forcibly regain his composure.
At this time, he flicked his sleeves and snorted coldly: "The old man has no heirs. ”
After a while, Ying Smash came back, and although he changed back to men's clothes, because he really didn't bring underwear, the top half of his current long jeans also showed a small black pants with lace edges.
"Your mother's Qinglingzi." Ying smashed back and pointed at him angrily: "The dog thing is really insidious." ”
Qing Lingzi sat there and turned around: "Scold me slowly, tell me what you have planned." ”
"Well...... this"
Although Ying Smash wanted to jump up and scold Qing Lingzi very much, it didn't seem to be the time to quarrel, so he also sat down, but because Kuchazi was too uncomfortable, he had to cock his ass and rub it with his hands.
"Let's start with the demon clan first, their agents in the human world are their own people."
Qing Lingzi's brows furrowed: "Demon clan, your own people? ”
Seeing the appearance of this old Deng, Ying Smash knew that his heart of "if it is not my race, its heart must be different" began again, if he didn't tell him the cause and effect here, he would definitely refuse to let Ying Smash contact the demon world.
"Well, it started years ago. At that time, I was still a thunder dragon, and at that time, we tracked down the Gu poison and got a Gu dragon. Logically speaking, this thing has to be destroyed. ”
Qing Lingzi nodded in approval of the cleanup.
"But at that time, Gu Long was still too young, so we moved our compassion and left it behind, and then my little apprentice adopted it. And then isn't this raised and raised, the princess of the demon clan who was here at the time, my cousin asked it to pass, and then it should have been added with some dragon characteristic technology and ruthless work, and it quickly grew up. ”
Qing Lingzi nodded: "What happened later?" ”
"Later, this little guy didn't learn well, and he was lazy and greedy and became an intelligence dealer, but his ability to handle things was not bad, so he was taken by the Dragon Clan Headquarters in the Mountain and Sea Realm. After that, my cousin's ability was really not good, and she was recalled to the mountain and sea realm, and this little white dragon became the person of the demon clan here. But why do I say that he is his own person, because he calls me an apprentice godmother, and now he goes to Brother Zhang's small restaurant every once in a while to eat. The reliability coefficient is still quite high, but I just don't know how it is now. ”
After listening to this, Qing Lingzi pondered for a moment: "You go and try." ”
"Hmm." Ying smashed up and said, "But you are really a person, let me do this kind of dirty thing." ”
Qing Lingzi's facial muscles looked very relaxed, and although his eyes were sharp, he didn't have much murderous aura: "Because you are dirty and ruthless, I will die in an ascetic boat, and I will never be able to turn over, and I will let him be calcined by the fire of a hundred refinements for a thousand years!" ”
"Order."
Ying smashed a whistle and tugged at the lace bitter tea stuck in the butt ditch by the way: "Let's go." ”
After leaving from Qing Lingzi, Ying Smash went straight to the Demon Capital and went to the headquarters building of the Demon Spirit Management Committee in the Human Realm, because although Ying Smash is the first twelve spirits to present the corpse of the immortals, his identity is destined to have a high status in the demon world, although he has no real power, but his social status is needless to say, and when he walks in, the people around him who recognize him have to salute him.
After coming to the front desk, he leaned over and whistled at the beautiful little sister at the front desk: "Sister, notify the little white dragon, and say that his grandfather is here." By the way, is my sister free after work? Let's go have a few drinks. ”
The sister at the front desk was embarrassed by him, but she lowered her head and took the phone to report there, and the little white dragon above heard that Ying was coming, and immediately asked the front desk to invite him up.
Ying smashed nodded, and then stuffed a card with his own information into the hand of the little sister at the front desk, at this time he saw that there were two rows of feet on both sides of the wrist that the little sister at the front desk stretched out to receive the card, and Ying smashed his brows: "What is my sister?" ”
"The king has a foot worm ......"
Ying smashed the card and said, "Oh, I forgot, my girlfriend asked me to eat Western food today." ”
After speaking, he turned his head and walked onto the elevator with the wind and willows, and his posture was as charming as he wanted, and the women sighed to themselves.
The elevator creaked to start, and then Ying Smash began to style his hair against the reflective wall in the elevator, and now he saw that his face was even beginning to feel a little strange, and he felt more and more that the heaviness of the male body made him very unhappy, but the explosive power in the male body made him feel fascinated.
Waiting for the elevator to go up to Xiao Bailong's office on the top floor, Ying Smash walked out to find that Xiao Bailong was already standing next to him to greet him, and he was the only one standing there on the entire floor.
"Yo, you're alone?"
"I let them all go down." Xiao Bailong said with a smile on his face.
"Yes, it's neat."
"That's right, I'm accepting this compliment." Xiao Bailong took a few steps back and invited Ying Smash to sit on the sofa: "After all, if you don't come to me for so long, this already shows that it must be something unsightly to come to me this time." ”
"You kid."
Ying Smash felt angry and funny, this little white dragon is really full of official flavor now, although it is not denied that his ability to do things has been studied and improved after this period of time, but this kind of deliberately playing official for the sake of playing official fully shows that he still has a lot of room for improvement.
Ying smashed down not to find fault with him, but the official tone can only be with the subordinates and the same level, and with the superiors and elders, it is not called an official tone, it is called a lack of beating.
"You kid listen to my advice, you have to be flexible in some things, it doesn't matter if you have a bureaucratic faction, but you must hold on to the object of this faction, otherwise you will get used to the official tone when the time comes, and it will cause you trouble."
Xiao Bailong nodded busily, but he didn't dare to answer again, just sneered and poured tea for Ying.
Seeing his deflated appearance, Ying Smash was very happy, and he asked with a smile: "I've heard that the Mountain and Sea Realm is going to come here to study after a while, right?" ”
"I've been informed, and I'll try to cooperate with them as much as possible."
"Hmm." Ying Smash nodded, and then continued to ask, "The leader inside, do you know who it is?" ”
"I'll see." The little white dragon took out the roster, and then sighed: "Ascetic boat, right." ”
"Well, yes. He is the man of the demon master Kunpeng. I want him dead. ”
After hearing this, Xiao Bailong's expression immediately collapsed: "This thing is not easy to do, this is almost equivalent to a war with Kunpeng." ”
Ying Smash is not in a hurry, but slowly sorted out the matter of the ascetic boat to Xiao Bailong, Xiao Bailong is a well-informed person when he is a CEO, and after combing the whole thing, he also understands that this ascetic boat is the person sent by Bai Ze to disgust here. Then this matter is not very easy to handle, and if it is not handled well, there will be conflicts, and the other party chooses to do this kind of thing at such a critical juncture, obviously because he does not want to cooperate with the human world.
"You understand now, now that the demon clan is still pressed by the dragon clan, the demon clan will not do anything. But the problem is that if we really have a conflict with the people from the mountain and sea realm, then the dragon clan can't do anything. And this person is a land walker of the demon master Kunpeng, in such a complex identity background, there is actually no good means here. ”
"So what's going on here......
The little white dragon is a bit of a leg and stomach fighting, he is a small CEO, or an agent, and now he has something to do with such a big thing, if there is really anything wrong, it is that the mountains and seas and the human world have to find him to vent their anger, and the little white dragon sandwiched between the two sides must become a substitute for one side.
"You don't want to be a substitute for the dead, do you? Then we'll have to make arrangements for this. ”
Ying smashed leaning on the sofa and lazily cocked Erlang's legs, and seeing him like this, Xiao Bailong immediately understood that this guy had a way, and he was good at judging the situation and hurriedly stepped forward: "What is the best way?" ”
"Hmm...... What is the result? It is this grandson who must die. Ying Smash smiled and said, "As for how to die, this is the key." If you die well, everyone will be happy. It's not good to die, it's a failure. ”
"Not really...... What charges do we charge him? ”
"Don't be too nervous, you have to take it one step at a time."
Ying smashed open the drawer of the coffee table, took out a pack of cigarettes from it and smoked one: "This first step, of course, is to put them all over, you should receive and receive, you should be a guide and a guide, the first stage has nothing to do with you." Make them very familiar with you before they formally engage with us, and that's your first stage of work. Because they just came over, they will definitely tell Bai Ze every detail, and I don't need to tell me how smart Bai Ze is. ”
"Hmmm......"
"After that, my plan is to lure him up to the Three Realms." Ying smashed his chin: "It's just that I haven't thought about how to use reasonable reasons to get him to conflict with the Three Realms for the time being." ”
"Huh?" The little white dragon's eye beads turned around: "I have a way, that is, the risk may be quite large." ”
"What's the solution?"
The little white dragon leaned into Ying Smash's ear and said, "We can go and get a step up to the Three Realms without passing on the secret method, anyone can do it, and then hand it over to him through my hand." Demon World Thief! ”
"Hiss~~~" Ying smashed his brows and frowned: "You kid, are you so ruthless?" It might hurt you. ”
The little white dragon shook his head: "What if I stole yours?" ”
"It's not a thief for a son to steal his father, is it?"
Ying smashed his eyes and turned around, feeling that this method is indeed feasible, but there are flaws, and it will be particularly obvious if he doesn't pay attention to it, which may be able to deceive most of them, but I'm afraid Bai Ze can't get by, that grandson is too smart and has too high IQ.
But what if this method is extended? What about finding a flawless means?
"Okay!" Ying nodded heavily: "Then from the time they come over to contact us, you just need to provide me with who he has the best relationship with this team, and then we will figure it out." ”
(End of chapter)