Chapter 463: Pointing at your nose and scolding in the movie?
When bursts of light flashed on the big screen, and the picture of "Sniper Phone Booth" appeared, many people subconsciously felt a sense of familiarity.
Fans can easily recognize that the filming location of this movie is the most prosperous street in Yanjing City, "Huai'an East Street", and it is also one of the few places where there is still a "phone booth".
In the past, Shen Changwei's films, whether they were early local movies or later martial arts movies, almost every movie had its own unique soundtrack......
But this movie doesn't have any soundtrack at all, and the shots are extremely simple, and there is not even any sense of art at all, so Chen Kai and others frowned slightly.
The characters are very varied, and the street is noisy.
Students, elderly, women, middle-aged men at work......
In the movie, there are all kinds of people, especially the random framing of the movie shots, which is like a documentary of a modern metropolis.
"It's too rough, but it's normal to think about it, how good can a movie be shot in three days and then released in a hurry?"
"I can't figure it out, this movie is a movie that smashes its own signature......"
There was a whisper of discussion around, and then, Shen Jinsong, Cao Bangguo and several other directors shook their heads, and their eyes unconsciously looked at Shen Changwei.
If you watch it carefully, everyone will find that the opening credits of "Sniper Phone Booth" do not have anything, not even a trace of Shen Changwei's movie.
Without the special effects and martial arts feelings of "Hero", without the depiction of scenes like Chinese ink, and without the close-up of the camera that is almost stream of consciousness, there is not even any "artistic" atmosphere.
The protagonist of the movie, Chen Shuangbao, changed the image of an old peasant who was bitter and hated in "The Bottom of the Mine", wearing sunglasses, a suit and tie, dressed as a social elite, and followed by a groveling assistant.
Although the camera doesn't give him much close-up, it's easy to distinguish him from other pedestrians.
He was arrogant, foul-mouthed, and extremely unqualified, and none of his three sentences was true, and he was extremely hypocritical, answering five or six phone calls, each with a different face.
After making the call, handing over all the tedious work to the groveling assistant beside him, and scolding and letting him go, he looked around alone, walked towards the phone booth, and dialed the phone, not long after the phone was connected, he was disturbed by a fat man who delivered pizza, he scolded the fat man, and finally sent the fat man away, and continued to make calls.
"Tingting, let me tell you, I know a lot about the directors in this circle, I miss you very much now, a perfect woman like you is simply a work of art that makes people scream......"
“……”
"I know the circle very well, and as a PR director who has been in the industry for more than a decade, I'm absolutely sure that you're going to be a superstar, what a superstar, you know? Tens of millions of mansions, hundreds of millions of endorsements......"
“……”
"You want to make a movie? Ok, no problem, a few directors in Huaxia, you can choose at will, I know them all, do you want me to give me some opinions? No problem, director Ada? Ada is actually not as talented and powerful as you think, although his films have participated in French film festivals and won great awards, but since that movie, what are his films like, one is not as good as one! And he himself is very cautious, only accepting the praise of fans for him, and he can't accept criticism and questioning at all...... The public relations incident about him in my hand has been piled up, and this director has always wanted to prove that he is very good, and he can make a praiseworthy, epoch-making art film without his father's help, but you see, what kind of chicken feather thing is being filmed......"
“……”
"Choose Director Zhou Yuan? No, no, no, Director Zhou Yuan's butt is quite crooked, he drank a little foreign ink, and all the movies he made are all about praising how good overseas and how tragic China is, this person worships foreign charm to the bones, and his ass is crooked......"
“……”
"I miss you so much, can you come over today, let's talk about the glow-in-the-dark script, and recently got a great script called "Spider-Man"!"
“……”
in the screening room.
Chen Kai actually has no interest in "Sniper Phone Booth" at all.
This time, on the surface, I came to cheer on Zhou Yilin's movie, but in fact, I came to watch Shen Changwei's jokes.
How bad is a movie made in three days?
In the back row, he has arranged for many film critics to write film reviews while watching movies.
But no one expected that when Chen Shuangbao in the movie walked into the phone booth, his eyes widened!
Especially when he saw Chen Shuangbao on the phone holding the microphone and chatting with the "little lover" on the other end of the phone about those domestic movies in China, he reluctantly found that countless filmmakers in the industry who watched the movies turned their heads to look at him.
"French Film Festival", "One is not as good as one", "I don't rely on my father's help, I can prove that I can shoot it", "What kind of chicken feather thing is filmed"!
When these pointed words came out of Chen Shuangbao's mouth, his face turned pale.
This is exposing his shortcomings in front of everyone, so that he can't get off the stage!
"What Actors Guild? These actors' associations are easy to join, if you want to join the directors' association, I can join...... In fact, the Directors Guild is not as complicated as you think, do you think professional directors can join the Guild? No, not at all, how many people in the association can really make movies? The level of their filming is not even as good as mine, who is a public relations person, hey, you can see that there are so many bad movies born every year, of course, I only dare to say these to you......"
Standing on the seat, Feng Minrui, who had been watching the movie well, suddenly changed his face.
Chen Shuangbao in the movie is so stinky, not only did he almost scold Chen Kai by name, but even belittled them together with the Huaxia Directors Association!
"! This "Sniper Phone Booth" is crazy, right? Can this be said? ”
"The script of this movie was written by Zhou Yang, and he fought back in this way......"
"It's so interesting, look at Chen Kai, Chen Kai's face is green now!"
"Damn, he's on his feet!"
"He seems to have walked towards Zhou Yang......
"Mom, you're going to fight?"
"No, there was no fight!"
“……”
The movie is still playing.
Chen Shuangbao, the protagonist on the screen, used a public phone booth to make phone porridge with his "lover" and chat about his admiration, while smuggling and stinking a lot of things.
In the screening hall, Chen Kai rushed towards Zhou Yang with his fists under everyone's gaze.
When everyone saw Chen Kai grabbing Zhou Yang's collar, they wanted to beat Zhou Yang on the spot, but then as if they realized something, they put down their fists again, and after scolding for a while, they turned around and left with Feng Minrui and the others.
Zhou Yang tidied up his collar and waved his hand at Chen Kai, who was leaving, with a smile on his face.
"Director Chen, this story is pure fiction, it has nothing to do with anyone in reality, don't think too much about it......"
The fans who were close to the two heard this voice, and then looked at Chen Kai, only to see Chen Kai pause slightly, and then stared at Zhou Yang deadly: "You wait, you wait with me, I'll kill you!" ”
Everyone saw Chen Kaitie leave with a blushing face, and when he came to Shen Changwei's side, he seemed to stop again, but saw Shen Changwei nodding at him with a smile, and after not saying anything, he brushed his sleeves and left.
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The screening room began to be in an uproar.
But Zhou Yang sat back in the chair very calmly, and after arranging the wrinkled collar again, he turned his head and continued to watch the movie.
The script of "Sniper Phone Booth" is not the same as the original "Sniper Phone Booth", it was originally a European and American version, and Zhou Yang's version is naturally a Chinese version.
The main framework remains the same, some important lines that Zhou Yang has a deep memory have not changed, but without affecting the main line and the overall atmosphere of the movie, some lines of "artistic processing, Chinese characteristics" have been added, after all, the protagonist of the original world "Sniper Phone Booth" works as a public relations person, because he is a public relations person, so it is normal to know some insiders of the entertainment industry, right? Isn't it more reasonable to show off what you know and then lie to a girl?
Zhou Yang, who sat down, naturally felt that many eyes were looking at him, and even some eyes were mixed with the aura of wanting to kill him......
But Zhou Yang doesn't care.
[This story is pure fiction, and the evaluation of anyone is also fiction].
This sentence is presented in the very conspicuous opening of this movie, as long as you know a little Chinese, you can see it, right?
said that this movie is fiction, what are you angry about? Could it be that I made up something that stabbed you in the heart by accident?
Zhou Yang touched his nose.
The brief uproar in the screening hall and the lines in "Sniper Phone Booth" made the group of reporters squeezed in the aisle excited, and they all took notebooks to write, especially after seeing Chen Kai come out, these reporters surrounded Chen Kai even more, completely ignoring Chen Kai's face turned the color of pig liver and looked like he wanted to beat people.
After the uproar......
Some fans are still focused on the movie, realizing that the movie seems to be starting to get into the "theme".
In the movie, Chen Shuangbao stood in the phone booth and said goodbye to his "lover" regretfully.
The lover has no way to attend his party tonight because of some things......
Just as he picked up the ring and was about to leave, the phone booth suddenly rang with the sound of a phone.
"When you hear the phone ring, it could be someone else's, but when you hear the phone ring, you still pick it up involuntarily, right?"
"What?"
"I hope you understand how sad you make me......"
"Who the hell are you?"
"Don't think about hanging up the phone......"
"You made the wrong call......"
"Dude, that pizza is so tasty, you're going to really regret not taking his ......"