598, fun!

Brother Zhang was held down by a few big men, and then tied his hands with cloth strips and pulled them aside, if this was put in the past, who dared to do this to him, he could lift the ancestral graves, but now he can't even break free from a rag strip, the main thing is that he is powerless.

Without the ability to think about anything, Brother Zhang felt that he was just a piece of fucking meat to be slaughtered, but he would have to resist and resist somewhat, so he shouted: "Where are you taking me?" ”

"Where to go? Of course, it's a good place to go, less verbose, and go to the side! ”

Reasonable? If you can explain the reason to these people, there is no scholar encountering soldiers, and these people are not ordinary soldiers when they are dressed, and they are still covered with armor.

Brother Zhang was dragged to the bottom of the wall like a chick cub, and when he went over to look, there were already a string of scholars over there, all of them with red lips and white teeth, and all of them were weak and impervious.

And Brother Zhang is just one of these many beings, standing in a row can be regarded as a match, after all, everyone is very good-looking......

"Overseer, have you gathered fifty?"

"Enough is enough, take away!"

After the soldiers asked, the young master who led this long list began to swagger through the market, Brother Zhang was confused in this team, he didn't know what this was for, anyway, he was simply carried through a long street.

When on the road, the surrounding people have opened the windows to see what is going on, most of them are some big girls and little daughters-in-law, seeing this group of red-mouthed and white-toothed scholars being dragged across the long street, they are very excited, and from time to time they will break off some flowers and sprinkle them down.

Along the way, they were also very good-looking, and there were frivolous scholars in the team who kept throwing winks at the head, which caused the group of girls to laugh again and again.

"You." The leader of the soldiers shouted to the surroundings: "Don't make trouble for the master, I really can't bear the loneliness and follow along, and when the time comes, pick the rest and release it, whether it's a chicken or a donkey, just pick it home and try it." ”

The words shouted by the head of the soldiers were very vulgar, but they caused a commotion among the girls, but Brother Zhang followed the people silently with his head down all the way, and did not look up, so he came to a courtyard wall in the laughter of Yingying Yanyan.

At this time, he looked up and saw that where is the courtyard wall, this is clearly the palace wall. Brother Zhang immediately thought of the princess's recruitment of horses, and it seemed that no one was willing to marry a sick princess to go home, so the royal family simply played Lai Lai Na and began to pull Lang to match.

Before entering the palace, they all went through a very strict body search, their arms and heads were down, and the roots of their thighs were inside, and even the cow had to be pinched twice by the dead eunuch who took the tone, and four or five were brushed off on the spot, the reason was not said but it was self-evident, these few basically hid their faces and fled, for fear of letting people see their jokes, but they still couldn't resist the bursts of laughter from the onlookers outside.

Even Brother Zhang couldn't hold back his laughter.

But his laughter didn't last long, after all, it was still his turn, when the eunuch saw Brother Zhang, his eyes were really bright, and his mouth poked and poked several times, and the root of the thigh was almost the same when he checked the armpits, and he didn't even let go of his teeth and ears and fingernails when he arrived at Brother Zhang.

"Clean, really clean. It's a decent person. The eunuch praised repeatedly: "Good, good, good." Bring it down, bring it down, don't let Your Majesty wait. ”

Brother Zhang was originally a decent person, and he would rather skip meals than clean himself, although his body is a little thinner, but it reflects his scholarly temperament even more, this thing is the most popular quality in the Great Song Dynasty, no wonder the old eunuch praised it repeatedly.

followed the team to the palace, this place looked at the specifications of the prince, not the real emperor's style, it is estimated that it was because the Liao people drove it in advance, and it was too late to make some fame.

But even if it is a runaway emperor, it is not something that can be lazy, after these people entered, they were first taken to a big house, those who had dirt behind their necks and ears, came up with a bucket of cold water, and then let them scrub and clean themselves, but when they arrived at Brother Zhang, the eunuch who was responsible for checking the watering was as satisfied as the eunuch at the door, and even pulled a handful of hair and put it under his nose and sniffed, and found that there was no smell at all, so he waved his hand and let him pass.

After going through three doors and six inspections, they finally came to a large hall, these people were not treated well, one person threw a futon and let them sit there and wait, and then no one came to take care of them, but there were two gold-armored warriors standing there with knives at the door, and they didn't even dare to move casually.

After sitting for about an hour, there was a sudden sound of footsteps behind him, and everyone present looked up, only to see several eunuchs in blue clothes walking out quickly, building a human wall with their bodies, and then a sixty-year-old man was supported by an old eunuch and walked over.

Although this old man is not wearing a dragon robe, as long as he is not stupid, he knows who this person is, and he must not talk nonsense at this time if he does not want to die.

After the old man came over, he sat on it, and the words were all said by the old eunuch who looked at his status very high, anyway, there was a lot of nonsense, and Brother Zhang didn't pay attention to it, so he was distracted.

It wasn't until the old eunuch asked people to bring paper and pens and put them in front of everyone that he came back to his senses, but at this time, because he was in a daze just now, he didn't know what the boss was talking about, so he turned his head sideways and asked, "What did he say?" ”

"No noise!"

The old eunuch's shrill voice reached Brother Zhang's ears with a murderous aura, and Brother Zhang was also his mother's head iron, so he raised his head and asked, "What are you going to do?" I didn't hear clearly when I was distracted just now. ”

As soon as the people around heard it, they immediately knew that this guy was disqualified, and they couldn't help but cast envious eyes at him, and the eunuch frowned and was about to scold, but the emperor Lao Tzu patted him on the shoulder, and the big eunuch didn't say anything and said a request for Brother Zhang again: "Write your name, place of origin, and background, and someone will check it when the time comes...... When the head hits the ground, don't shout injustice. ”

Brother Zhang sighed, and then raised the pen to write, Brother Zhang is a very honest person, he has no habit of lying at all, so lifting the pen is to start transcribing the content of memory. In this place, he is a native of Yuhang, and he has not yet had time to enter Gyeonggi Province, so he wrote Yuhang directly.

And he himself is a Xiucai, the teacher is a gentleman from Yuhang Xiaoyao Academy, and his parents died and there is an uncle and so on......

After writing it, a few little eunuchs took their things and handed them to the old eunuch, who then turned around and respectfully handed them to the emperor Lao Tzu.

Emperor Lao Tzu didn't look at it in detail, he left it when he saw the beautiful handwriting, and left it aside if it was not good-looking, and the one who went to the side was called by the old eunuch with his name, and the one who shouted his name was taken out and released.

The fifty people around him decreased one by one, and Brother Zhang's brain was still clouded, but he waited for a long time and didn't see his name called, so he stretched his neck and watched.

But he actually doesn't know, he has nothing to do over the years to do such a thing, although there is not much calligraphy, but definitely a lot, so although his font is not of any genre, a small hand but also upright, copying is also Wang Xizhi's "Huang Tingjing", looking at it is of course pleasing to the eye.

In the end, in this first screening, Emperor Lao Tzu personally screened out thirty people, and the hall was empty for more than half of a year, and the rest of the people were waiting anxiously.

And at this time the old eunuch came to a new job, he raised his hand to take the remaining stack of names handed to him by the emperor and began to count people, and when someone was lit, the old eunuch said aloud: "Come forward." ”

The person who was ordered did not dare to slack off, and went straight to the old eunuch, and then the old eunuch stretched out his fist to him: "I have a dice in my hand, guess what time it is." ”

So the man guessed, and after guessing, the old eunuch spread his hand, pouted his lips and waved his hand, and let people take him down. And when it came to the second person, the old eunuch asked again: "Yesterday, today, tomorrow, what is the explanation?" ”

"Huh?"

"Huh??" The old eunuch's eyes widened, and he waved his hand again, this person can be regarded as eliminated.

So seven or eight people went back and forth, and finally Brother Zhang, the old eunuch called him to the front and looked him up and down: "It's a good skin, you won't be sleepy now, right?" ”

Brother Zhang smiled and shook his head, while the old eunuch asked, "Hate the Liao?" ”

As soon as this question came out, the tails of the surrounding scholars trembled, this is a proposition, if the answer is not good, he will lose his head on the spot, after all, His Majesty on the stage let the Liao people drive over the river, and now he asked if he hated the Liao people, it must be hate, but this hatred can't be nonsense, how to hate and why to hate...... This question is fatal.

Brother Zhang didn't seem to care too much, pondered for a moment, and then smiled honestly: "To be honest, I don't hate much, and I can even say that I don't hate." ”

Sure enough, this sentence directly made the old man on the stage slap on the dragon chair, and the big eunuch also stared at his eyes: "Bold!" Damn it! Someone! ”

But at this time, the old man above coughed: "Wait, let him talk about it, and I will listen to it too." ”

"Official, he ......"

"Let him speak!"

The emperor is the emperor in the end, and the old eunuch put out the fire with one sentence, and Brother Zhang blinked a few times: "I don't know the Liao people, what do I hate him for?" ”

This time, it was the old man's turn and couldn't wait: "But the Liao people took away my Great Song Dynasty land and killed my Great Song people, don't you hate?" ”

Brother Zhang smacked his mouth: "Isn't it that I haven't beaten anyone, what should I do?" ”

The neat laughter of the scholars below quickly stopped, even the emperor Lao'er almost didn't collapse, he should have been angry at this time, who knew that he was almost amused by this stupid boy.

"Just didn't win?"

"As far as I know, winning should be able to win, but what to say about war, there are too many unreliable things, and it's nothing to lose. In fact, I'm afraid that I won't win in the fight for unification, and in the end it will be troublesome for them to become orthodox, as long as orthodoxy is still there, sooner or later it will be unified, right? ”

Right...... How dare he! This is due to the fact that the official family has always been kind-hearted and loves young people, otherwise which emperor would have changed, this kid's dog fate would be gone, and even his uncle, who was not in touch, would have to follow him.

"How can the Liao people be unified!" The old man of the emperor was so angry that he slapped the table and became emotional: "If they let them seize the unification, how do you want me to face the ancestors and ancestors!" ”

Brother Zhang didn't feel anything special when he saw him so excited, after all, everyone who knew knew that the Chen Qiao Mutiny of his Zhao family was not a serious upper-level process, and he took the world of the Guo family and the Chai family, and the legal system of the Liao State started from the Later Liang of the Five Dynasties, and the legal system of the Later Liang came from the Chan Rang of the Tang Dynasty, and the legal system of the Later Tang Dynasty was in the name of the restoration of the Tang Dynasty. In the late Later Tang Dynasty, the Later Tang general Shi Jingjiao hooked up with the Khitan and overthrew the Later Tang Dynasty, and then Shi Jingjiao succeeded the Later Tang Dynasty in the name of inheriting the Later Tang Dynasty in the Central Plains. However, Shi Jingjiao was able to become emperor because of the strong support of Yelu Deguang, Taizong of Liao. Therefore, Shi Jingjiao said that he respected Yelu Deguang as his father's emperor, and he was the son emperor who accepted the canonization of his father's emperor.

Everyone is not a good person, but Liao's legal system is a little more positive than his Zhao family, right? After all, he was so involved in the former Tang step by step, he Zhao Kuangyin had a relationship with the former dynasty, he ate the welfare of Guo Wei, and also denied the orthodox "Chai family" family of the Later Zhou Dynasty. If they didn't occupy the orthodox land of the Central Plains, they really didn't have an advantage on the road of fighting for unification, and now they are all given to go south of the Yangtze River more than 100 years in advance, and they will take the lead to fight for reunification.

"Or you'll kill me." Brother Zhang still smiled: "I can't speak, I must have offended you." ”

His attitude made the runaway emperor on the high platform feel a little interesting, he first calmed down his emotions slowly, and then looked at Brother Zhang with interest: "Are you so afraid of death?" ”

"It's okay, I'm not afraid."

"Okay, do it to you."

The old man waved his hand, and the two guards immediately stepped forward and dragged Brother Zhang's arm and dragged him out, Brother Zhang didn't move, just let them drag him, anyway, the moment his head hit the ground, he would return to his own world, and it didn't matter if he died or not.

"Wait! Let go of these two stunned! ”

The old man wanted to see the ugliness of this stinky scholar, but who would have thought that he was really silent, so he became interested in this smelly and hard thing, and asked the guards to bring him back.

"Are you really not afraid?"

"Hmm." Brother Zhang nodded seriously: "Actually, I'm not afraid." ”

"Good, good! You stay, and the others step down. ”