614. What is status? This is called status.
In the morning, Brother Zhang didn't wait for the prince of Liao, but he waited for Su Dongpo and Huang Tingjian, and they came to ask Brother Zhang for comment......
What's the reason for commenting, it's whose words are better......
Su Dongpo drank too much last night, and in order to take care of Huang Tingjian's face, he admitted defeat in calligraphy, but the more he thought about it today, the more angry he became, so he first found Huang Tingjian to theorize, but although Huang Tingjian admitted that he was not as good as Su Dongpo in terms of poetry, he did not dare to agree in terms of writing.
Then the two pulled each other up, and then they wanted to find someone to judge, but who in the world deserves to comment on them? One is an official, but Su Zhe is still an official in the court...... Su Shi wants face, he just came back from exile and was fished back by his younger brother, and how unlucky Su Shi's younger brother is to be a big wrongdoer, Su Zhe has been running around on the way to get his brother since he entered the officialdom, so Su Shi, who wants face, is still embarrassed to bother his brother too much on the premise of not drinking.
After all, if you really go to the official family to comment, and the official family hears that they are in front of the palace because of this kind of forced incident, then they can't say "It's hard to distinguish?" Then distinguish it," and then send one of them to Leizhou and one to Qiongzhou......
So the official family can't go this way, but it's a pity that Yan Shu is gone, if Yan Shu is still there, he can do it. In fact, Ouyang Xiu can also do it, but that is Su Shi's teacher, this kind of judgment teacher is not good, because he said that Su Shi won, people will say that he is favoritism, if he says that Huang Tingjian won, Su Shi can't stand it.
As for the others, as far as their cultural attainments are concerned, he Su Dongpo really doesn't look at them, and Gougou Bawang Anshi is even more of a stinky chess basket, unworthy or unworthy.
So at this time, the only person to judge the quality of the two is the only one left by the Zhang Governor of Yuhang Mansion.
Although Zhang Zhifu usually doesn't have time to chant flowers and admire the moon, it is well known that his good handwriting is really okay, even if Su Shi and Huang Tingjian look at it together, they can't find anything wrong, if they don't know it, just by looking at it, they will basically conclude that it is written by someone with fifty or sixty years of skill.
So even if Brother Zhang is not well-known in the literary world, his good hand is also very status in the circle, so they rushed to come to Brother Zhang early in the morning with a hangover headache.
"You guys."
When they rushed in, Brother Zhang was eating, a simple bowl of pumpkin porridge, a little pickles and the moldy tofu he begged for in the restaurant yesterday, which was Brother Zhang's breakfast.
"Let's have some food together."
They have seen it before, because Su Shi and Huang Tingjian are both officials of the imperial court, and it is impossible to come to the boundary of other people's land without worshipping the pier, and the prefect of the fifth grade is higher than the two of them.
"Zhongpu, you come to judge the two of me!"
Brother Zhang's background is a fatherless and motherless child, so his words were given by the emperor as an old father-in-law, hoping that he would be human, universal in the world, and impartial, mediocre, upright, peaceful, and long-lasting, which implicitly coincided with the golden mean.
Brother Zhang asked people to help get some pumpkin porridge for these two immortals to eat, after all, they still have the spirit to fight here after the hangover, it's really ......
Su Shi, who had eaten a bite of pumpkin porridge, sighed, then ate a few more bites of side dishes, and then finished the porridge in the bowl in three or two bites: "Another bowl." ”
"This pumpkin is so sweet? I remember that pumpkins are all choking on chaff? How can it be so moist and sweet. ”
"Well, it's an improved variety from Yuhang, I think you must love to eat it." Brother Zhang put down the bowl: "Okay?" ”
Su Shi wants to be more than ten years older than Brother Zhang, but he doesn't care about age by nature, and he didn't pretend after Brother Zhang asked: "Alas, I boast that I can eat, but it's still a little worse than you Zhongpu." I'm a delicious ghost who just picks up what people don't eat and eats it, but you're good, and you can take the dross that people don't eat back and change it to become a delicacy. The pork also became delicious after you changed it, and the herring raised in the net, when did you eat the herring with a layer of oil and water in the belly in previous years? ”
Brother Zhang beckoned to the people behind him, and then he said, "Bring the canned fruit and beef jerky for the two adults to taste." ”
"What?" Huang Tingjian was stunned: "Beef? ”
He is now a farmer on Yuhang's side, and his teeth trembled when he heard the word beef...... In the past few years, after having the iron ox, private slaughtering of cattle has become a common practice, but this is all done in secret, but today it appeared on the table of the prefect in a grand manner, which is terrible.
Soon the canned fruit and beef jerky were shipped over, the canned fruit was a peach in it, Su Shi first took a piece and put it in his mouth, and after chewing it a little, his eyes lit up: "Hmm! Dangshan's peach! ”
Huang Tingjian also ate a piece after hearing about it, and after entering the mouth, he only felt that the peach flesh was soft and glutinous and sweet, with a slight sourness, and the peach flavor was rich and fragrant. But when he thought that it was the Mid-Autumn Festival, he could still eat such a tender peach, and he, who didn't like to eat it, was surprised.
"How is this ......" Su Shi, he was a little incoherent: "The peaches of Dangshan, only two or three days after landing, they will fester, bitter, and they can't be shipped out of the local area at all, I was only fortunate to eat a few times when I was degraded and passed by Dangshan, you ......"
"It's called canning." Brother Zhang said with a smile: "I asked people to pass on the canning technology to Dangshan, and helped them open the first canning factory, and now their peaches can be easily shipped out, you can taste this can again." ”
Brother Zhang took out another can, although it was still a peach, but the shape of the bottle was a little different, Su Shi and Huang Tingjian ate another piece, and then the two looked at each other, their eyes were shocked, this can is compared with the previous can, although the peach flavor is less, but the sweetness is more abundant, there is no sour taste, and the entrance is fragrant and sweet.
"You don't want this juice, do you? I don't want to eat it. ”
Su Dongpo said as he raised his head and drank the sugar water juice in it, and the sentence he asked was redundant at all...... He didn't intend to keep it for anyone else.
People who know how to eat love canned soup, and that's the same everywhere.
After drinking, Mr. Dongpo smacked his lips, satisfied. Then he didn't care about the beef, he grabbed one directly and put it in his mouth, and as soon as he entered his mouth, he only felt that the beef was hard and hard to the teeth. But as you chew slowly, the fresh, salty, and spiced flavors of the beef jerky begin to overflow from your lips and teeth.
It's called a chew that gets more fragrant, and if you have another pot of wine at this time, it's a perfect match.
Huang Tingjian watched Su Shi gnaw on beef jerky like a dog gnawing on bones, as a farmer, he couldn't help but pick up one, he also frowned when he first entered, but after a while, his eyes widened, and his face was full of disbelief and he ate it.
"This is the dried meat brought from the grassland, and the nomadic people there formed a settlement, and now they are vigorously developing the breeding industry, and it is not convenient for beef and mutton to be transported here, so it is made into jerky. Three catties of beef can make one catty of jerky, how do you feel? ”
Brother Zhang urgently needs a foodie like Su Shi to try it, because his propaganda is the best advertisement, and when the advertisement is in place, there will be more people who buy it, and more people will buy it, and the income on the grassland will be more, and the income on the grassland will be more, and there will naturally be more cattle and sheep.
"I've eaten jerky before, it's dry and hard to swallow, no oil or salt, and it's unpalatable and tight. But this jerky, full of fragrance, lips and teeth, is a little hard to eat, but the top tube is full, one or two can barely top a meal. ”
Su Shi pondered for a moment and then commented: "This should be stir-fried with butter first, add spices and salt when stir-frying, and then hang the half-dry beef to dry in the shade, so that the beef fat is fragrant, dry but not firewood, good meat, good meat, good meat, good meat." ”
As he spoke, he grabbed the beef jerky with his hand and stuffed it into his pocket: "I'm old, my body is not good, prepare more, Zhongpu won't mind, right?" ”
Looking at the face of the world's number one writer, Brother Zhang laughed out loud, and then ordered someone to send ten catties of jerky and divided it between the two of them: "You do me a small favor." ”
"It's easy to say, Zhongpu just speaks."
"More publicity and more promotion, so that the people on the grassland can have a fat year."
Su Shi tilted his head and looked at Brother Zhang: "The grassland is not a New Year, right?" ”
"I'll have it later."
Hearing these five words, Su Shi's body trembled, his brows furrowed, but he quickly regained his composure, he got up and arched his hand towards Brother Zhang: "Then this matter will be handed over to me, but when the time comes, please make a note for me in Zhongpu's credit book." ”
"History will remain."
After such a toss, Uncle Su actually forgot about making people judge, and Brother Zhang finally asked for this trouble, after all, it is said that there is no first, and this reason cannot be evaluated, so it can only be commented on after the two of them are dead, and there is no way to make any progress, otherwise anything said now is nonsense, and it is easy to be slapped in the face.
It was about an hour after these two super-talented people who were not doing their jobs left with food and take, that the crown prince of Liao came to visit with his sister.
Brother Zhang didn't talk nonsense, and took the two of them to visit the factory and the test field, today the crown prince of Liao is riveting and planning to study in this place for a while, after all, this is also a very important opportunity for Liao.
The first stop of the three of them was the textile factory, where they watched the huge loom clatter, and the technician next to them gave them a safety demonstration while explaining to them.
Then it's time to get started.
The two siblings changed into workers' clothes and began to stand in front of the loom, and at first they were full of confidence that this kind of thing was nothing more than that......
But less than half an hour later, there were soybean-sized beads of sweat on the foreheads of the two, but these sweat beads could not drip onto the printed and dyed cloth rolls, they could only be wiped off with sleeves.
In just two hours, the two of them were a little unbearable, they began to crumble, and the battle was unstable, if it weren't for the quick eyes of Brother Zhang, who was watching from the side, Yerutri's white and tender little hands would have been rolled into the wheel.
"Okay, take a break, let's go to the next factory."
The two princes and princesses are now as tired as deflated calves, and they can't say anything when they sit there, they just hum and hum the water, and they only have a little vitality after they dry up half a pot of cold water.
Then they came to the second factory, the legendary steel mill, because they were not allowed to approach the steelmaking furnace because they had not undergone on-the-job training, after all, if that thing accidentally fell into it, it would really become Terminator 2.
But it's just a job of tying up steel bars, and the speed of these two people is slower than a snail, especially the little sister of Yelu, who was almost tired and menopausal in her teens, if it weren't for her brother pressing on the side, she would have to jump into the pool behind her to take a bath without any image.
But in the end, he is the one who wants to inherit the throne, Xiao Jun is indeed a great person, although his hands are blistered and worn out, he still wears gloves and grits his teeth and insists, and the gloves are half dyed red, which can be regarded as being stopped by Brother Zhang.
It was almost noon at this time, and Brother Zhang didn't have any special preparations, so he took them to the canteen in the factory and ate a big pot of rice with those inferior people in their eyes.
This thing is more than what they usually eat, that is, pig water, but the two of them eat like dogs grabbing a trough, and they snort and eat a big bowl, and it is not even enough to go to the whole bowl to be full.
Not to mention the labor reform of people, usually no matter how much wind and snow people go to the assembly line for a day, there is no, and after a lunch break, Brother Zhang woke up the two brothers and sisters who were sleeping against the wall: "Two highnesses, it's time to go to the field." ”
Today's task is to pick cotton...... Because the cotton here itself is intended to be supplied to the Liao State for planting, so let the two of them pick it today.
Brother Zhang watched them put cotton in the big box while explaining the importance of cotton, and this batch of cotton will be fully promoted in Liao in the next year, and at this moment, the two highnesses under the scorching sun didn't even listen to a fart, one was drying and the other was tired, and the hands of the golden branches and jade leaves did the work of this triangular trade, which can be said to be very painful.
"If you want a country to prosper, poetry and songs can't be done, they are picked out one by one, and they are picked out with a hammer, and I hope that the two highnesses will remember today's pain."
Brother Zhang stood next to him and said with his hands behind his back: "Labor is not fun and cannot be played, it is a noble, rigorous and great thing. I hope that the two highnesses can agree with this sentence from the bottom of their hearts, otherwise the Liao State will soon become a second-rate country and will eventually be defeated. ”
Neither of the two young men spoke, they just gritted their teeth and persisted, the pride of belonging to the royal family made them not give up halfway, but they were really about to reach their limit......