657. Seafood feast
Shuilin Fairy, the world-famous Shuilin Fairy, was beaten so badly, if it weren't for the physical reinforcement that Pan Tao brought to her, she would have been able to reduce damage to a certain extent, she would not be blue and purple now, but east and west.
Asked her how she did it, she said that she was beaten by someone, isn't this obviously nonsense, isn't it beaten by someone and can be chiseled by an excavator? The question is, who can beat her up like this?
"Are you trying to provoke anyone?"
Brother Zhang asked while bandaging He Shuilin: "Otherwise, how could it be beaten like this." ”
"Hey, don't mention it."
Fairy Shui Lin slapped her thigh: "I'm still too rampant, I have to talk about this from a few days ago." ”
Brother Zhang snorted: "You say." ”
Fairy Shuilin took a sip of the teacup and began to speak: "A few days ago, I went back to the sect to wander, and then I found a group of strange people, you know that feeling, that is, they are obviously human but you can see at a glance that they are definitely not people, and then I quietly followed them, guess what I saw?" ”
"Don't guess."
"Don't guess." He Shuilin rolled his eyes: "I saw that they were kidnapping people there, and they were using strange water spells, can I bear this?" Go up and knock them over. But these guys shook people, and I rushed up to fight with them, and none of those people could fight. ”
"Would you be like this without you? If anything, you're going to die, right? ”
Miss Succubus's complaint made He Shuilin snort: "Those people actually continued to shake people in the end, beat the small ones and the old ones, and finally shook all the people in the Dragon Palace, Alas in the Dragon Palace." Is that what I can beat? They beat me up, and I was chased all the way here. ”
Miss Succubus sighed, "Coming here?" ”
"Well, here we are. Right behind me. ”
As soon as the words fell, suddenly the wind and thunder rolled in the sky, and then the dark clouds in all directions gathered here, He Shuilin quickly ran to the window and glanced at the sky, pointed to the top and turned back to Brother Zhang and said, "Look, it's here!" ”
Brother Zhang was just laughing, and then pointed to the bandage on He Shuilin's head: "Your bandage is not finished." ”
The thunder and lightning were already ringing, and then the rain was falling, and in a few minutes the water in the canal had become sharp and muddy.
In the pouring rain, a huge fish-man of three meters appeared outside the farm, carrying a heavy hammer and an unstoppable look in his eyes.
And at this moment, Brother Zhang finally finished bandaging He Shuilin, he raised his head and glanced at the pouring rain, but shook his head with a smile: "Disperse." ”
With a sigh, the heavy dark clouds that seemed like the end of the world suddenly dissipated without a trace, and the sunlight was projected onto the ground with a click, and without the shelter of the rain, the big fishman at the door suddenly turned into a big fish on the ground.
At this moment, a farm tricycle drove over on the side of the road, and saw such a forty or fifty pound big fish jumping on the ground, and the uncle on the tricycle got out of the car and looked around, and saw that no one claimed it, and then carried the car up to the girl.
After that, the farm truck came all the way to the town, and someone saw that this fish was good-looking, and it happened that his old man had a birthday today, so he bought it at a high price of 5,000 yuan.
Then the big fish striker was pulled to the restaurant, and the chef clicked the operation, and it turned into a table of whole fish feast, which are fried fish fillets with broccoli, braised fish balls, sauerkraut fish, fried fish mouth, fish head soup, spicy fish belly, braised fish steak, sweet and sour fish tail, celery and yellow fish shreds and fried fish intestines. Because the fish is big enough, one table of dishes is more than enough.
Even the head chef praised the fish for its good purchase, and even on the beach, it is difficult to see such a fat big fish.
And at this time in the Dragon Palace, the Dragon King heard the bad news, that is, his vanguard general was gone, and somehow it was gone, and then he thought of the woman's weirdness and strength, and thought that he was defeated in her hands.
The last time this kind of thing happened, it was in the body of Li Jing's rebel son in Chentangguan, but I didn't expect that after so many years, there would be a reincarnation. However, this time the dragon king learned to be obedient and did not let his son go, but ordered a few generals under his command to go to the human woman again with anger.
That morning, an inland province issued a red warning for flood disasters, and everywhere was preparing for flood fighting, the dark clouds in the sky had already completely obscured the sun's rays, and the seven or eight o'clock in the late spring morning was as dark as late at night, and the air was full of water vapor, which made people panic.
Fairy Shuilin got up in the morning to dispute this bowl to eat there, and when she saw the dark clouds in the sky, she chatted with the big farm dog lying next to her who was gnawing bones: "I tell you, next time you bite me, I can come in the middle of the night and steal you and sell you to dog dealers." ”
While he was talking, the rain in the sky had fallen, and it happened that Brother Zhang was pushing the electric car out for maintenance, although Fairy Shuilin didn't understand why Brother Zhang always had to ride the electric car, but he still greeted Brother Zhang very warmly: "Brother Zhang, they are here again." ”
Brother Zhang looked at the sky and snorted, "But I have something to do today." ”
After speaking, he patted the electric car: "You can solve this matter." ”
After saying that, Brother Zhang left, leaving He Shuilin and the dog squatting at the base of the wall and looking at Brother Zhang's electric car.
Electric car......
He Shuilin looked at the electric car in front of him, and then lowered his head and ate a bite of noodles: "I didn't expect that I, He Shuilin, would need an electric car to help fight against the Dragon Lord one day in my life, which is outrageous." ”
That's right, it's outrageous. The degree of outrageous is no less than saying that Zhou Helun rode Emma's electric car and killed Xu Hesong's girlfriend, which made Xu Hesong write the funeral of Yuejihua.
"Hey, electric car." He Shuilin shouted at the electric car: "If you can hear it, just drop it." ”
The electric car clearly didn't intend to bother her.
"Hey! Electric car! ”
At this moment, the electric car suddenly swooped into a man wearing black scale armor with a pair of long horns on the top of his head, looking fierce, he was a thief tall, about 1.9 meters tall, and his eyes were full of murderous aura, which meant that no one would suspect that he had eaten anyone to the extent that it was a lie.
"I don't call it a hey, and I don't call it an electric car. My name is Hoshikoma. ”
"I'm dying!" He Shuilin stood up suddenly: "The electric car has become fine!" ”
At this moment, Xingju condensed into a spear and slammed it to the ground, the water vapor turned into an impact, and a beautiful wave of qi exploded, and the phantom of the nine-headed dragon appeared behind him: "Ancient Demon Dragon, Xingju!" ”
"But you're an electric car." He Shuilin put the eating bowl on the head of the dog next to him and gestured with his hand to the appearance of the electric car: "You were like this just now, and then you became like this with a swish." ”
Xingju frowned, and was about to speak when he heard the rumbling of war drums above the clouds, the sound was like thunder, and he looked up and saw that there were 38,000 generals standing above the clouds, although each of them was strangely shaped, but the number was still very strong.
"Well, none of them look very smart."
After He Shuilin finished speaking, she also shook her hand, and a long whip appeared in her hand: "Let's go, electric car, go to the fight!" ”
"You're not afraid?"
"I'm scared of a fart." He Shuilin snorted coldly: "One person can't beat it, two people can't beat it?" ”
Xingju had already broken the void as soon as he raised his legs, and He Shuilin only felt that the brilliance flashed in front of him, and the electric car was gone......
When the star horse ran straight away, there were two more figures behind him, and those two figures grew up in the wind, and after a while, there were already two giant beasts, one of which looked like a jackal, with horns on its forehead and fins on its back, moving in the wind. The other beast was like a tiger, winged, and agile.
Fairy Shui Lin rushed over at this time, and reached out to touch the winged tiger, but was almost bitten off by his arm.
"Wow...... Don't be so fierce. ”
Xingju glanced back at her, and didn't talk nonsense, just shook his spear and pointed at the people of the Dragon Palace in the clouds: "Jair, Qiqi." Charge with me! ”
When the words fell, Xingju rushed in with two big monsters, and He Shuilin was stunned by the people next to him, are you so irritable when you fight now? I didn't even report my home, so I just came up?
Good, good, good-tempered!
Fairy Shui Lin didn't think much about it, and flicked the whip and killed it.
This is a real immortal fight, where have the shrimp soldiers and crabs of the Dragon Palace seen this situation, and when they came up, they were beaten by the star foal and couldn't find the north, and the speed of this thing exploded fast, and it was usually swept down before he could make a move.
And Qiqi and Jairus are even more important meals, one bite at a time, the shrimp soldiers only eat the head crab will only eat tongs, very picky eaters.
Compared with their ferocity, He Shuilin is much worse, although his ability is not bad and he has the power of a peach, but after all, he is only a mortal body, and it is already very remarkable to be able to maintain himself in the air for a long time, and it is really difficult to fight with the ocean overlords who are serious.
And at this moment, the ordinary people in the town below are a little dazed, because the bad weather is strange, not to mention, the seafood is still falling from the clouds early in the morning, who has ever seen this posture......
Although everyone was very scared and thought it was strange, but there was the courage to see the seafood falling from the sky, so they really took it back and steamed it to eat, and the water was opened and steamed for eight minutes......
Eat like this, hey, guess what? It's the seafood flavor, it's authentic.
There is the first one who eats the sea of crabs, and there is a lot of two, two, three, and three in one life. In the clouds, there are eight wildernesses in the field, and the people below are frantically picking up seafood.
I don't know how much seafood falls, anyway, it can last for more than an hour, and even the town next door has people who drive to pick up seafood, all of them are very large, not only big but also very fresh, take it back and wash it to be able to directly sashimi, what kind of strange seafood is available, eighty yuan a pound of crabs also have a deep-sea fish of thousands of yuan.
Experts said that it may be because a tornado in the ocean carried the sea water and marine life to the sky and followed the monsoon belt all the way inland, just like a typhoon some time ago blew puffins to AH, and the low temperature in the air helps to preserve the freshness of seafood.
At this point, the marine climate expert swallowed his spit.
When the seafood is no longer dropped, the weather is gradually clearing, as soon as the sun comes out, those fragments of seafood that no one wants will quickly exude a smell of stinky fish and rotten shrimp, and the town will not be able to stay at once, although the people who eat the seafood from the sky are fine, but the taste of stinky fish and rotten shrimp is not something that people in the inland provinces can bear.
More than 30,000 shrimp soldiers and crab generals just let Xingju take Jianqi and Qiqi to do a fine job, and He Shuilin also fought, but not much. However, she quickly broke two huge crab claws and brought them back, weighing them, one weighed eleven catties and four taels, and the other weighed fifteen catties and three taels.
This is the largest pair of crab claws, use a hammer to break the shell shell on the outside, and then put it in the steamer to steam for 20 minutes, after taking it out, the silky meat in the crab claws is taken out and part of it is directly dipped in soy sauce mustard, and part is mixed with salad.
And the news of the annihilation of more than 30,000 legions also quickly spread to the Dragon King, this matter is also a very heavy loss for the Dragon Palace, the Dragon King of the Dead Sea has met for this matter, they think that someone must be doing them, but they are not sure, but they also have experience in dealing with this kind of thing, can't they fight? If you can fight again, can you still have Nezha to fight?
If it really doesn't work, they will be flooded, and that's how Nezha was killed.
So a few dragon kings dispatched a part of the elite of the dragon clan to come in this direction, and soon the weather just dawned in the morning, and it was black and numb in the afternoon, but this time the people in the town were waiting for the seafood to fall from the sky for a long time, and all kinds of equipment were matched, just waiting for another sea and sky feast.
It's just that the scope of the impact of the dark clouds this time is huge, and even in the remote villages, you can see the thick dark clouds, Nezha stood under the big tree and looked up at the unusual dark clouds in the distance after taking a nap, and his teeth creaked.
"What's wrong? So angry. ”
The monkey hooked his feet on the trunk of the tree and hung down and asked Nezha, "Have you had a nightmare?" ”
Nezha pointed to the dark clouds in the distance: "The Dragon Palace is making trouble again." ”
"Dragon Palace again?" The monkey jumped down from the tree: "It seems that they have not stopped for a few days, so what does it matter?" ”
Nezha rubbed his nose and stretched out his hand to the monkey: "Give me a handful of medicine." ”
"A handful?"
"Hurry up!"
The monkey threw a bottle directly, Nezha took it, opened the lid and poured it, and directly ate thirty grains, and then the next second a golden lotus pattern appeared on his eyebrows, and his hair turned from black to flame.
"Let's go."
The monkey unhurriedly took out the small toothpick in his ears and eyes: "You go first!" I swallowed a few. ”