676, Nima is outrageous

The whole world has been hit by disasters, but normal things should still be carried out, such as the world's No. 1 martial arts conference.

Now there is not much entertainment, and only these guys who are not afraid of wind and rain are left to fight each other and add some fun to them, so now as long as the power is not cut off, people are sitting at home waiting for the state to send relief, and then waiting for the strong men to fight each other while watching TV.

On September 1st, the second round of the world's first martial arts conference officially kicked off, which was really rain or shine, and the snow on the venue had reached the root of the thigh, which did not affect their normal opening.

But these people are not afraid of this thing, and they go up to a Nyorai Divine Palm and blow the snow away, and then they start fighting.

Didn't Long Danchen sign up, he also rushed over after receiving the notice, and after he came over, he saw that his teammates who had picked up on the side of the road were standing in a row at the door.

One of them held a bag of buns in his hand, standing in the snowstorm and eating, looking quite depressed.

"Brothers, you can't be so miserable, right?"

Long Danchen stepped forward with a smile: "Let's go, it's not time for us to play, please have a meal." ”

The Three Illusion Gods of Heaven, you look at me, I look at you, and then put the bun in his pocket, Nezha stretched out his hand and gestured: "Please!" ”

It's really not that they are hard and simple, it's really poor. After they didn't work, they all relied on Zhang Xu to take orders online to feed, and they usually couldn't feel it in the countryside, but this time it was completely different in the city, plus the price of natural disasters did rise a little, and Zhang Xu couldn't get business during this time, so the four of them were really poor to a nest.

Don't say anything, you can ask relatives and friends to stretch out their hands, the three phantom gods are betraying the class, and now go back and ask those people before, I'm sorry...... To face.

So the days during this time are really bitter, eating steamed buns has been calculated, a few days ago they also went to the supermarket to pick up a lot of instant noodles that have expired for six years, and the pastries are oily, and they should be eaten as usual.

But they don't feel sad, after all, they have all experienced great suffering, this little thing is really nothing, but it's a pity that if the divine power is still there, it can actually be completely uneaten, but now the divine power needs to be recovered by taking drugs, and those medicines have to wait for the time to fight in the ring, it's really reluctant.

Long Danchen took them to a high-end restaurant around the arena, there are very few people here, and the price is three times more expensive than before the natural disaster, a steak used to be more than eight hundred, and now it costs almost two thousand two, if this is the case, it is fine, but the problem is that now the whole environment is here, and the rich people have gone to the south to take refuge, and the rest of the people who are still struggling in this place are ordinary working people, so this kind of thing naturally can't be sold.

Long Danchen ordered food for these four "young men", and then sat there and posed as a boss: "A few brothers are living so miserably, I have already said hello to my brother, don't say anything else, it's no problem to eat and live." ”

The monkey wanted to scold when he said this, after all, when he ate the peach ginseng fruit, Long Danchen and his ancestors were not yet human, but in the end he was trampled on by Nezha, Nezha smiled: "Thank you so much, it's really hard to live during this time." ”

"It's normal, it's a natural disaster, it's true, there's nothing you can do." Long Danchen sighed, and then continued: "You guys are planning to play a game to win prizes, right? That's not easy. There are too many strong players in this competition system, did you see that old man and old lady team last time? It's scary. ”

Nezha nodded hurriedly: "Yes, yes, yes, we are just going to pay the whole money." ”

The competition attracted a lot of attention, so the sponsors were also very generous, not only the top three finalists will have various high rewards, but even the teams that appear in the group will have very good rewards.

Let's just put it this way, even if you can qualify in the group, you can sit back and relax in this life, if you can get the first place, it will be even more amazing, if you can get the first place on behalf of the human world, then wait, the rich and noble people will directly smash their heads, and they can't react.

"It's good to have this idea, but the difficulty is a bit high, I don't think you are like an ordinary person, it's better to do it with me directly, so as not to fight and kill, you will definitely not suffer."

"Oh?" Nezha turned his head sideways, raised his neck to look at Long Danchen, and asked in an exaggerated tone, "How do you see that we are not ordinary people?" ”

Long Danchen's eyes blinked quickly a few times, these four people, below zero, wore short sleeves, stood on the side of the road and ate buns without shivering or stomping. The one was tall and didn't speak much, but there was a faint light in the center of his eyebrows, which was a typical introverted divine light. That dry and thin one, although he looks like a monkey, but looking at that muscle, bone and skin, you can know that this thing has a hard foundation of kung fu, and this white and tender baby-faced guy, although it is also a flamboyant thing, but the snowflakes will directly smoke and evaporate when they fall on the top of his head.

There is also the young man who looks the lowest status, with a tattoo on his left hand and a tattoo on his right hand, Long Danchen didn't feel anything at first, but then suddenly found that the two tattoos were in the wrong position.

With this strange combination, and he wants to sign up for the challenge, he still needs to ask why he can see it? Isn't that clear?

Long Danchen is just crazy and only the second middle school, he is not stupid, he is as good as a monkey.

"Don't fix that useless, it's fate for our children to meet, just ask you if you want to do it."

At this moment, Sanyan laughed: "But we don't know what you do." ”

When Long Danchen heard him say this, he didn't come to the scene on the spot, and immediately began to depict his grand plan hegemony with the four of them in the speed painting pie mode, bragging and painting cakes was originally Long Danchen's strength, plus he did still have a little foundation, so it was quite attractive.

"A few brothers may not know, my prospective girlfriend is a special guest commentator here, originally the focus of my development is in Southeast Asia, this place is really my sad place, but she came to explain, I don't worry about coming over to see."

"Who?" Nezha answered: "Special guest commentator? There are several. ”

Long Danchen slapped the table: "It's that very cute girl, wearing black." ”

Long Danchen said, took out his mobile phone and fiddled with it for a while, found a close-up of Huahua during the commentary, and took it out to show the four of them.

After seeing it, the three phantom gods were directly silent, and their first reaction was very tacit, that is, the grandson in front of them was a liar.

If others don't know her, can they not know her? This girl is the new Emperor Xudu, and when the king of heaven comes, he doesn't dare to brag to others that the Emperor Xudu is his quasi-girlfriend, isn't this a joke?

"Don't you believe it?"

Long Danchen pursed his lips: "You people don't have knowledge, I'll call her over." ”

Picked up the phone and dialed it, and Huahua picked it up and asked, "If there's a fart, let it go." ”

"I'm in the western restaurant next to the competition venue, come over here, I'm pulling people in, four good seedlings, don't you always complain that there is no one under your hands, this is a good opportunity."

"Okay, wait."

It was only about five minutes later, and Huahua came over, Long Danchen raised his hand at her from afar, and Huahua yawned and just sat down here, and the three illusion gods on the opposite side were numb.

And Huahua looked these people up and down: "Yo, aren't these three phantom gods." ”

"Acquaintance?"

"I don't know." Huahua shook her head and said, "I've just heard of it, but I haven't really dealt with it." ”

Long Danchen was even more excited when he heard it: "That dare is good, it turns out that he is famous, then we will work together for a great cause." ”

Originally, I thought that the kid in front of him was bragging, but when he summoned the emperor, Nezha's palms were numb, but he still didn't believe that this dog thing said that the emperor was his quasi-girlfriend.

"I don't have time to hang out with you here, I'm very busy over there, and a lot of people have died recently." Huahua stood up: "You can braise the hairtail fish at home at night, and you can roast the beef as well as the potatoes." ”

"Nothing else?"

Seeing that Huahua was leaving, Long Danchen raised his head and asked, "What about that radish?" ”

"You stew ribs and put less salt."

After saying that, Huahua left like this, and the remaining three illusion gods looked at Long Danchen with a shocked face, and Nezha asked curiously: "You two, living together?" ”

"It's not counting, she rented a house around here to be a special guest, and I just happened to be going to participate in the competition, so I lived with her."

Isn't that still cohabitation?

They don't understand, how could the dignified Black Wind Hero choose such a guy who is sloppy in modeling and is not even as good-looking as the monkey on Mount Emei.

But if you don't understand, you can only hold back, this kind of thing is somewhat private, who knows what this thing stepped on or poked at which point, maybe someone is the son of the plane.

Oh, this is unlikely, the father of the plane is there, and it is a little unreasonable for the son of the plane to be so old.

Long Danchen didn't know what these people were thinking in their heads, and he put aside the painting cake, his idea was very simple and beautiful, he just wanted to pull these masters into his team, after all, the competition was fierce during this time, and all forces were strictly guarding against the outflow of high-level combat power, which caused Long Danchen's team to be very difficult to bring, and it was a paradox, he wanted to expand the team but didn't want to crack the jujube.

At this time, Sanyan, who had not spoken much, spoke: "If you want to pull us in, you can join the gang, but there is a prerequisite." ”

"Say!" Long Danchen was arrogant: "As long as the brothers say it, I will pick all the stars in the sky for you." ”

He had planned it, but he really couldn't ask for it...... Anyway, it's the indescribable thing, it's a big deal to be pouted again. Men, it's not an unspeakable thing to be pouted for the sake of your dreams, but it's nothing more than that.

"We're going to get the first place in this competition." The three-eyed smile looked at Long Danchen: "How is it?" May I? ”

Long Danchen scratched his ears and thought for a while, and after being silent for a long time, he said, "Yes!" Wrapped up in me! ”

It's harder than picking stars, let's be honest. This preliminary round is good enough to say that there are a lot of stinky fish and rotten shrimp, you can try your luck, but in this semi-final, none of them are fuel-efficient lamps, one or two are very scary, and their ability is so against the sky that they are at a medium level.

"In that case, we don't want to have shortcomings, so you'd better make yourself stronger."

"Huh?" Long Danchen was stunned, he didn't expect that he was actually looked down upon: "No, big brother, you're not mistaken, right?" You don't look as good as I am. ”

The few of them just looked at each other, and then they looked at Long Danchen and smiled together, and Long Danchen was also confused: "No, what are you laughing at?" ”

After saying that, the Three Phantom God got up with Zhang Xu, and the three eyes, the monkey and Nezha all patted him on the shoulder when they left, Zhang Xu thought about it, stretched out his hand but didn't shoot it, just took the monkey's untouched steak on the pastry plate and took it out, eating while walking......

"These guys are weird." Long Danchen glanced back, and then said to himself, "What a strange thing." ”

The temperature continues to drop, but this does not affect the preparation of each team, there are a total of three teams in Chang'an Lane, and the old aunt team will withdraw directly because they want to participate in the rescue organization.

The remaining two teams are the RNM Family Bucket Team composed of Captain Rhubarb and the Immortal Tiger Dog Team of the Twelve Spirits. Captain Rhubarb's team is also ready, and he didn't use the pony's team recommendation, removing the red dust swordsman Yuheng, Little Snake and Ying Smash, and replacing them with the first sister of the live broadcast, He Shuilin, Nian Nian, who did not go to school, and Jin Huiming, a machete potato.

The reason for removing Yuheng is that he now has a very heavy disaster relief task, and it is inconvenient for him to take on private work. Little snake, of course, it's because Brother Zhang doesn't agree, as for Ying Smash, it's definitely because he is being punished, and he can't come out for the time being, but Xiao Ma also heard a little loosening from Brother Zhang's tone, and it's probably a moment away from Ying Smashing back.

But in their current configuration, although it is not strong, it is not weak, not to mention rhubarb and little black, one is the super cat goddess and the other is Artemis, needless to say every year, the war machine in the mountain and sea realm is a sub-adult body. There is also a small potato who is also a corpse immortal with a Tu Mountain macaw on his back, but He Shuilin is a little shorter, but it is no different, it is better than not being beaten up enough.

And here I have to mention Jiang rowing, Jiang rowing into a sword immortal team, five are all sword attributes, I don't know the strength or weakness, but the effect of the fight will definitely be full.

Rhubarb is now training there with his own team members every day, and the intensity is very high. And the most interesting thing is that when Little Potato first saw Nian Nian, she recognized this as the first big monster she encountered after going down the mountain.

Then she had to go head-to-head with Nian Nian, and in the end, Xiao Hei and Rhubarb grabbed Nian Nian's mouth together, and then He Shuilin rushed over and pulled the little potato out of Nian Nian's mouth.

Since then, Little Potato has never dared to talk to Nian Nian anymore...... Because she really cannibalism.

(End of chapter)