When Ying Smash landed on the land of the Mountain and Sea Realm again, he opened his hand to the sky, then snorted, and then fell to the ground and kissed the ground hard.

"If you are sick, go and cure it, don't go crazy in front of me."

The mouse stood next to him and didn't even want to know this stupid person, and Ying smashed up and took a few deep breaths: "You don't understand, I've been locked up in that underworld for decades, and I'm almost depressed." ”

Before the time was not synchronized, he had been in it from 1930 to 1970, and he had been stuffed in that small warehouse all day for almost 40 years, if he hadn't been trying to find a way to rewrite the war situation, I am afraid that he would have been traumatized and stressed by now.

He really didn't dare to be a demon again when he came out this time, he didn't doubt Brother Zhang's punishment at all, he almost collapsed in just a few decades, and being a demon again might really put him in an iron cage to watch the ups and downs five years ago, that cruelty is much more cruel than directly cutting off his head.

So this time he came here to complete the task seriously.

"What did the boss give you?"

The mouse asked Ying Yan curiously: "Won't you keep it a secret from me, right?" ”

"You? You traitor to the human world, why don't I keep it a secret. ”

"You really owe the dog, so can you blame me? Why don't you scold Qing Lingzi? ”

"Scolding Qing Lingzi? I don't dare. Ying smashed his hands behind his back and slowly began to stroll: "I don't dare to scold him, I don't dare to scold you." And the Boss didn't plan to deal with the two of you this time. ”

The mouse pursed his lips and followed Ying Smash behind him without saying a word all the way, after all, now he is really not qualified to speak, making such a big fuss, he is already thankful Brother Zhang if he is not punished, he knows in his heart that Brother Zhang can send Ying Smash over means that he is going to intervene in this matter, but not as a guardian but as a holy lord to intervene.

Then you have to ask the former rat whether he listens to the scheduling? nonsense, can you not listen? Let's not talk about the emotional level, just the seriousness of this matter, if he dares to play with even the slightest bit of heart, he has no doubt that Brother Zhang will deal with this matter as a guardian.

Do you really think Brother Zhang is some kind of stupid and sweet Aladdin's magic lamp? Have you ever asked the old ruler who was pressed into a jar by him as a mustard octopus? Have you asked Jiang Shang, who was sealed in Haotian Tower and hasn't come out until now? Have you ever been slapped by him from one three-dimensional world to another of the various intruders? Have you ever asked if the universe was destroyed by a concussion from him? Have you ever asked if there is a Western god who was stamped by him and has no hell since then?

He is easy to talk to, but he is definitely not a soft persimmon to be manipulated. Always remember that Brother Zhang will not be deceived by women, will not be tempted by money, and will not be captured by power, and at the same time, he knows anything at any point in time in the past, present and future, and knows what anyone thinks at any time, he is the only omniscient and all-powerful god in this multiverse, don't try to deceive him in any way.

In the face of him, you can be lazy, you can be passive, you can even protest, you can strike, but please don't lie.

So if you agree, you have to do it to the end, and make a stumbling block or something, grandma...... Without Brother Zhang's move, Ying smashed himself into a severe concussion, and he would definitely not be able to take care of himself for the rest of his life.

After all, the current rats and rats no longer have the power to seize the heavens and create, and they have lost the ability to open up with everyone.

In the end, of course, he chose to go out with Ying Smash, putting aside the brotherly relationship that he grew up with, and another point is that the rat is unwilling to be taken care of by Qing Lingzi like this, since he can't return to the human realm, isn't the home field now coming to the mountain and sea realm?

"You don't give me a sad face, it's not Lao Tzu who said you." Ying Smash turned around and scolded: "What kind of mush is in your head, is it worth your broken apprentices?" ”

"Do you think it's as simple as an apprentice, if I don't keep him, Qing Lingzi won't let me go."

"It's really unconvincing to say that you are stupid, you are a dead brain, when did Qing Lingzi set up a dead end? Don't forget that he still has a big daddy on his head, you turn your head and go to the big daddy to ask for a guilt, don't you know who the big daddy is? Even if you are willing to bow your head, and then you are willing to be punished, to die is to throw you somewhere and lock you up for decades and come out, it's a big deal to emo for a few months, you have lived for more than 2,000 years, you can't think of this? What did you call yourself back then, and you forgot? ”

"Katsuten Half ......"

"Better than your M batch, stinky sand wall."

If anyone can scold the rat to self-suffocation, there is no one else in the world except Ying Smash, Ying Smash is really not incapable, on the contrary, he is the person who is higher than the twelve spirits in all aspects, a guy who can swim in front of all forces but can be like a fish in water. He's a mix, he's lazy, and he can't really find fault with him.

And like rats and rats, their gang of people are popular for tongue warfare, quoting scriptures, and vibrating words, but Ying smashes and doesn't eat this set, and the sky doesn't give birth to his mana dragon, and Zu'an is like a long night.

"Have you had enough, things have come to this point, and I have no way out."

"Get out, it's annoying to look at you stupid old man, I really don't know how I can be out of the same door as your stupid egg, it's a shame to say it, people will ask me when the time comes, what happened to Ying smashing your junior brother, I don't have the face to go back to them. What do you say I say? Say he's just a stupid guy with a bubble in his brain and urine in it, right? ”

"Don't scold, don't scold!" Rat Rat looked around: "I'm also a prince here, you save me some face." ”

"Fuck, even if Bai Ze is here, what can he do to me? It's not that I look down on him, Qing Lingzi said that Bai Ze has in his head, it's really right, your veins are all soaked in the pit all the way down, and there is no one with a brain. What about Bai Ze? Let Bai Ze come over! ”

Ying Smash was scolding, Bai Ze walked over from behind, he squinted at Ying Smash and then at the rat, and then shook his hand and brushed his sleeves away.

"Don't run, where are you going?"

Ying smashed after Bai Ze and passed: "Lao Bai, you wait for Lao Tzu for a while." ”

An old white called Bai Ze's scalp numb, in fact, there is a unique and interesting thing here, that is, according to the generation, Bai Ze was enlightened by the demon master Kunpeng, and the demon master Kunpeng is the same generation as Ying Long, Ying Long is one of the dragons of the four seasons, and Ying's biological father is the spring dragon of the dragon of the four seasons, and Ying Long is his undisputed uncle.

According to the seniority of the mountain and sea realm, Bai Ze is the same generation as Ying Smash, and the rat wants to call Ying Smash Uncle Shi.

Although Bai Ze is much bigger than Ying Smash, the age gap is negligible for the immortal species, so it is no problem for Ying Smash to play tricks in front of Bai Ze.

But Bai Ze saw that he was really buzzing with his brain, this well-known mountain and sea fool was not stingy, relying on his identity as the eldest prince of the mountain and sea realm, he did not do much back then, and then tried his best to get him to the human world to be a light energy messenger, this is only a while, why is he here again, this is not over......

"What are you running? What is your weak heart? ”

Bai Ze frowned and looked at Ying Smash: "What do I have to say to you?" ”

"Oh oh oh yes you have nothing to say to me, then you can quickly take someone to the Three Realms, and when the time comes, I will beg my father Wen Zhong to let him give you to me as a mount. Lao Tzu sits on your head every day across the Pacific Ocean. ”

Bai Ze's expression became sharp, and others had already begun to prepare to meet the enemy, but what kind of dead pig was Ying Smash, it was strange that he could be afraid of this, this happened to be just confined and a stomach full of distemper was holding there, and now whoever appeared in front of him could not miss that firepower output.

"You don't give Lao Tzu a face, what qualifications do you have to show face with me? Don't you know what you are? It was originally a small miscellaneous beast in the mountains, and he got the Tao with Kunpeng's three-point aura, and then he thought he was smart, powerful, and promising. Hey, I yearn for the life of the people of the Three Realms. Didn't I say you, Lao Bai, you weigh what you are, Lao Tzu, the dragon clan and the human race have been fighting with the Three Realms for 10,000 years, and they have exchanged their fucking corpses and mountains of blood for an equal sitting, you think you can lick the master by licking it? Do you lick your ass and lick it, do you have that smart toilet skill, just put this as a dog. ”

"Wen Ying!" The beastly appearance on Bai Ze's face was already showing: "Don't think I dare not kill you." ”

"Kill, if you return the hand today, it will be a little mongrel born from your mongrel. Grandpa is not joking with you, if you kill me today, your Bai Ze's skin will have to be hung by Lao Tzu at the gate of the city tomorrow as a broken drum, and people will hammer a 18,000 years ago. Don't forget, your grandfather and I are in infinite rotation, it's a big deal to drink milk again and have another seventeen-year-old rainy season! You Bai Ze will be a broken drum for Lao Tzu! ”

"Ying smash!" The mouse next to him also began to persuade: "He is my master anyway." ”

"Your master? Your master is his mother's father of my brother Zhang, what kind of thing does he dare to compare with the previous generation of holy masters? Regardless of the Holy Lord's ability, even if he has been wronged in the past few years, he has never thought of rushing to the Three Realms to grovel, and he has been fighting with his natural life for six thousand eight hundred and twenty years, and who dares to easily touch a single hair of my human realm in the Three Realms now? This respect fell from the sky? Did it grow out of the ground? Wasn't that the work of the Holy Lords of the ages? What did he Bai Ze do? Lao Tzu has long wanted to scold his mother, if he hadn't been able to beat him, today Lao Tzu would have broken two of his three legs and made him kneel and rub forward for the rest of his life. ”

"Wen Ying, I've put up with you, you're not qualified to talk to me." Bai Ze said sharply: "Don't force me to expel the people of your human realm. ”

"Hahahaha, I'm Cao Nima, I'm really laughing." After Ying smashed his laughter, he suddenly screamed, and the sky suddenly thundered, and the sound was terrifying: "Drive!" You drive it now! I want to see if Bai Ze, who has been a dog all his life, has the courage! If you dare to drive it, the human race will dare to declare war on your alien beast race, and if you dare to drive it, the dragon race will dare to declare war on you! How many years have I been waiting for you to die, and when the time comes, you can try to see if the Holy Lord will force the Twelve Spirits to try to see if the autopsy immortal will be put into battle overnight, and try to see if the Dragon of the Four Seasons will eat your dog meat raw! Mouse, don't say you don't know, your alien beast clan is open to accommodate disaster victims, this old Bai Ze can't agree at all, it's definitely the news that your kid faked, but he is very sneaky and slippery, knowing that the general trend is irreversible, so he didn't see it, and now it's his hypocrisy? Do you really think that the Alien Beast is your Alien Beast? You're just a dog on the Holy Mountain! You remember to Lao Tzu that you are a dog! ”

Bai Ze suddenly turned into a beast and rushed straight towards Ying, but Yingsmash was motionless, and a flying pounce under the rat's urgency threw him to the ground, dodging Bai Ze's attack.

But the next moment, Bai Ze turned around and attacked again, Ying smashed and pushed the mouse away, and then Bai Ze's claws pierced through his body, and then Bai Ze bit Ying Smash's neck, and roared from the depths of his throat: "I want you to die!" ”

As soon as the words fell, Ying's neck broke with a bang, and then it was gone.

Seeing this scene, the mouse took a few steps back in a daze, sat on the ground, looked at the corpse of Ying Smash on the ground and then looked at Bai Ze who was biting Ying Smash, and suddenly jumped up like crazy: "You let go of me!" ”

But the rat without power was like a kite with a broken string, just overturned by the claw of the crazy Bai Ze, and a deep wound appeared in his abdomen, almost breaking him at the waist.

"Oh, why are you here too?"

Ying Smash, who was standing in the ghost town of Xudu, looked back at the mouse who followed him, and the mouse looked at Ying Smash but suddenly laughed, and Ying Smash looked at him and laughed.

"Holy, what's the matter? How did you two team up? ”

Huahua was reading official documents in the main hall at this time, and the death toll had skyrocketed recently, and she was busy now, but when she looked up, she found that the two brothers appeared in front of her: "What? He's dead? ”

"I was bitten to death by Bai Ze."

"I was scratched to death by Bai Ze."

"Okay, you two are awesome. Wait. ”

Huahua put down the work in her hand and took out the phone and dialed: "They are dead." Who are the two? Ying smashed and smashed, one was scratched to death by Bai Ze, and the other was bitten to death by Bai Ze. How so? ”

"Oh...... Okay, I see. Okay, that's fine. ”

After speaking, Huahua hung up the phone and looked Ying Smash up and down: "You, go back." Rat rat, enter a new reincarnation. ”

The mouse was stunned: "Huh? Next reincarnation? What do you mean? I'm not the Twelve Spirits anymore, I should drink Meng Po soup in the normal process, right? ”

"What nonsense, hurry." Huahua raised her watch and glanced at it: "Hurry up, otherwise you will miss a good time!" Your senior brother is so good to you, right? ”

And Ying smashed there and asked: "What about me, what about me?" Where am I going? My body was bitten and smashed. ”

"You don't pretend to me, hurry back, don't talk nonsense. Now is not the time for the War of the Three Realms, I don't have time to talk nonsense with the two of you, I'm so busy, I have to go back to eat braised pork ribs at night, hurry up, get out! Get lost!!! ”