To be honest, something like rhubarb hooking up with a little girl is simply a dimensionality reduction blow, and within a few days, it has already fascinated this Miss Dai and is unrelenting.

The elegant Mediterranean prodigal son and the warlord lady imprisoned by feudal etiquette.

How is this not more energetic than the script of the eldest lady of the landlord's family and the adjutant of the family?

Rhubarb completely showed the elegance, coldness, nobility and arrogance that did not belong to this era and belonged to the cat in front of Miss Dai, and then always looked for opportunities to provoke and stimulate Adjutant Liu.

Finally, on a sunny autumn day, Adjutant Liu finally couldn't help but take out his gun and shoot Rhubarb to death, and then let Rhubarb's body be thrown into a mass grave.

Of course, it was unrealistic for a bullet to kill Rhubarb, but Miss Dai didn't know it, and when she learned that the elegant "Italian consultant" had died under Adjutant Liu's gun, Miss Dai's mind was about to collapse.

He rushed to his father to complain, but the answer he got did not satisfy her, because Adjutant Liu was the son of this old comrade-in-arms of Commander Dai, when Lao Liu died to cover his retreat, and now if he really dealt with Lao Liu's son for an unknown foreign coach, then how could he explain to his old subordinates.

So Commander Dai didn't pay attention to his daughter's request at all, and by the way, he locked up Miss Dai and didn't let her go out to go crazy, and then the matter ended with Miss Dai being under house arrest.

"Being able to bask in the sun with peace of mind, who cares if there is one more sad person in the world."

Rhubarb sighed: "The girls of this era are really easy to deceive, they are so simple, so pure, compared with the few strange species I usually come into contact with, they are the little white flowers that bloom in the story." ”

He nodded with his tail the likes of the moon god Blackie and Coral, and despised a goddess and a banshee with disdain, describing them as pickled things.

"You."

Brother Zhang took a large amount off the counter: "Don't always play with people, one day your love will come, and I'll see how you cry when the time comes." ”

Rhubarb laughed, then jumped back onto the counter: "Love? What are you kidding, I can't understand anything else, can't I understand love? What is not loved, the most worthless thing in the world. ”

Brother Zhang just smiled but didn't continue to argue with Rhubarb, because first of all, Rhubarb is stubborn, there is no doubt about this, stubborn and with the dream of recovering the country.

Murong Fu, it's you.

Secondly, Rhubarb has really never been in love, but Brother Zhang can see the future, but he rarely says it, Rhubarb...... is also going to meet the real man, that relationship will make rhubarb bruised, and the result of this is because rhubarb is playful, likes to fiddle with people, and finally when he falls, he has found that there is no ladder to come up at all.

It's just that...... How to say, some things still need to be experienced in order to get a conceptual reversal, and as you go, the wicked have their own wicked grinding.

"I'm out playing."

Rhubarb jumped off the counter, stretched his limbs on the floor, and then squeezed open the door and slid out.

Walking outside, Rhubarb felt bored, so she listened to gossip everywhere, and she could also listen to the short in the parents with relish.

At the market, she heard some news about bandits, saying that Li Erzhu of the village family married a new daughter-in-law a few days ago, but the new daughter-in-law was robbed by bandits in the middle of the road, and she sent a leg to their family at noon the next day, not to mention how miserable it was.

Rhubarb felt very curious, so he hid in a secluded place and turned into a human form, and then squatted next to someone's stall and listened carefully, occasionally asking a question or two.

After patching together those fragments of information, Rhubarb probably got a relatively complete information, that is, these bandits have a certain relationship with Commander Dai, and may even be his people, because every time the front loses a battle, the bandits will be particularly rampant, and the people in the four miles and eight towns will be miserable, and then Commander Dai will order to suppress the bandits.

However, this crackdown on bandits is not for nothing, and the common people who want to suppress bandits have to pay taxes, which is called "public security tax". Not long after receiving the tax every time, I didn't even see Commander Dai send troops out, and the bandits would naturally stop for a while.

It's been going back and forth for seven or eight years, and the people are not fools to let them be so fooled, but there is no way at all, after all, in this era of war and chaos, it is an end to run anywhere, it is better to grit your teeth and break the fortune to avoid disasters.

"That's what they said."

After Rhubarb walked around and went back, he began to report the situation to Brother Zhang, and Brother Zhang just hummed after listening to it: "It must be a gang, I also heard about this a few days ago, as long as this handsome man says that he will go to a place to recuperate, there will be trouble, it is already an unwritten rule." ”

And when Brother Zhang was chatting with Rhubarb, a few people walked in outside, looking a little bit like the kind of good, coming over and sitting at the table, although they also ordered, but they looked at it just to find fault.

"Shopkeeper, greetings from good wine and food, hurry up. Grandpa has something to do after eating. ”

Brother Zhang raised his eyes and looked at them, and then said with a smile: "I'm sorry, the store has been taken down by Miss Dai during this time, and it is not open to the public." ”

"Fuck!"

As soon as the man in the lead slapped the table, he pulled out a pistol from his trouser belt and stared at Brother Zhang's head: "Lord, you are shameless, you will serve food to you." ”

Brother Zhang pulled away the pistol with his fingers, and then said with a smile: "I'm sorry, the store has been wrapped up by Miss Dai during this time, and it is not open to the public." ”

"Believe the or not, Lao Tzu killed you!" The man raised his pistol again and aimed it at Brother Zhang, only this time he opened the safe, apparently with the intention of shooting.

Brother Zhang shook his head: "It's not open to the public." ”

The man didn't talk nonsense, he pulled the trigger directly, and the bullet came at Brother Zhang's front door, but this thing was as if it was still in front of Brother Zhang, he just gently reached out and took off the bullet, and then put it on the table.

However, in the eyes of others, this action is so fast that he can't see the action clearly, and the person at the head is also blinded, but in the end, he doesn't believe in the evil, and directly beckons back: "Brothers, smash me!" ”

But he waited for a long time but did not move, and when he looked back, he saw that there was a person standing behind his brothers, all of them little girls, but the hooligans who were pressed there by these little girls could not move at all, and even struggled hard.

At this time, the person in charge was directly furious, what is not a brain at all, raised the pistol and fired three shots at Brother Zhang, but this time the bullet did not get close to Brother Zhang and fell to the ground by himself, and then when he looked back, he found that there was an extra group of people in the house.

The little fairies all looked excited, obviously because they had not been able to get any outlet in the repetitive mechanical labor for a long time, and now someone finally sent them to the door to find trouble, so they had to relax and relax?

Xing'er walked over slowly and closed the door, Li Zi went over and closed the curtains, Tao'er moved the tables around her by three meters, and the remaining seven or eight little fairies came over with sweet smiles.

The one in the lead was about to shoot, but the barrel of his gun had been blocked by Tachibana with his fingers, and the gun exploded.

"What are you waiting for?" Xing'er said gently, delicately, and delicately, "Sisters, what about dinner?" ”

The little fairies surrounded these people with a smile, melons were cheerleaders next to them, and Yueji kept saying don't kill people, don't kill people......

It looks like this pile of warm fragrant nephrite, but this one beat them, it was really nothing except for the lack of death, and the hemorrhoids were all bursting.

When I started to enter the door, I couldn't do it horizontally, and when I went out, I was crawling with a roll.

"I watched the apricot monkey steal the peach just now!"

"Giggle...... I'm afraid that Apricot is still thinking about the dead monkey. ”

"If you want me to see it, Xing'er must think of men."

At this time, Nian Nian ran over from the backyard: "What's wrong, what's wrong?" ”

Brother Zhang walked over and covered her ears: "Children can't listen." ”

And the few who were beaten stumbled and stumbled, stumbling and running, all the way to the barracks outside the town, and then found Adjutant Liu with a cry and a howl.

After they saw Adjutant Liu, the old men cried like a dead father, and told Adjutant Liu about the nightmare they had just experienced.

Adjutant Liu's young and handsome face showed a hint of gloom, and he sneered: "There is still such a thing? ”

"You have to trust us!"

But no matter what they say, Adjutant Liu doesn't believe it, because it's too bizarre, and if you think about it, you know that no one can plug the gun's hole with a finger, and they are obviously embarrassed to make up such an outrageous lie.

But even if they lied, it seems that the place is indeed not simple, and the few good players in the camp have not taken advantage of it.

Adjutant Liu was silent for a moment, put on his hat and loaded his gun, ordered people from the barracks, and trotted all the way over to surround the small restaurant, saying that they were harboring bandits, and even small steel cannons were pulled over and aimed at here, with a siege posture.

"Brother Zhang, Brother Zhang, someone outside is going to bomb us with artillery."

Xiao Hei rushed into the backyard and said to Brother Zhang, who was washing clothes next to the washing machine, "Hurry up, go and have a look." ”

Brother Zhang looked at Xiao Hei's appearance, it was obviously not scared but excited, now it seems that Rhubarb is at least not wrong on this point, these strange species are really tyrannical......

Brother Zhang sighed: "Let them bang." ”

At this time, not only was the outside besieged, but the people of the town also rushed over to see the excitement, they knew that this small restaurant was definitely not harboring bandits, so what the hell did the bandits still need to hide? The town is so big, who are the bandits and who are not bandits, you still need to guess?

They all knew in their hearts that this must be the small restaurant that had offended people, and that it was looking for a structure to find them.

"Give you a quarter of an hour, and if you don't hand over the bandits, I'll blow your place to the ground."

At this moment, the beeping machine on the waist of the monkey resting in the mountain and sea realm suddenly sounded, and Nezha was happy when he saw it: "Monkey, you are quite retro, what age, you are still the whole beeping machine." ”

The monkey glanced at the contents of the beep machine and immediately got up: "I have something to do when I go out, Xiao Xu opens the door." ”

Zhang Xu, who was gnawing on the leg of mutton, let out a sigh, stood up from the bonfire and opened the door to the monkey, and then the monkey disappeared with a pause.

Then he was summoned to Brother Zhang's restaurant.

As soon as he came over, the little fairies were so angry that they were about to smoke the apricots.

"Look, look, Apricot, I've called her monkey brother."

Xing'er was blushing and pushing with her sisters, while the monkey was scratching her ears and cheeks, and she was shy for a while, so he wanted to find something to do, and then he looked at it in a blink of an eye, and found that the cannons outside were all on the set.

Isn't that a coincidence?

The monkey took out the stick from his ear, but he didn't take any drugs, and he went out with the stick without pulling a few pieces.

When the people outside saw him like that, they didn't realize who it was, but Adjutant Liu directly ordered to shoot.

Dozens of guns were pointed at the monkey, but the bullets hit the monkey only with a clanging sound, and they couldn't even rub off the skin.

This monkey is not a good-tempered master, and is not good at reasoning with people, he just chuckled, and then jumped into the sky, and when he landed, people could only see a huge iron rod, on which five big characters "Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick", and then the monkey held the thin end of the stick, a volley swing, the wind brought by the golden hoop stick blew the people present to the staggered and unable to stand, and then he used the brute force to do the somersault to the ground, and the stick followed a piece of heavy smashing to the ground.

The mountains shook in an instant, as if they were earthquakes, and the air waves from the golden hoop rod threw away all the people who were still struggling to support them, and not even the guns and cannons fell.

At this time, the fairy daughters in the house were lively, they were teasing the apricots, and at the same time squeezed the window to cheer for Brother Monkey, although everyone was a fairy, but at this moment, they were full of dust.

And the loudest noise is the few who were fixed by the monkeys in the peach orchard, after all, folk rumors are everywhere on the Internet, and they have long become the mother of the gourd baby, and now there is no problem with adding oil to the child's father, right?

When the monkey had finished his work, he was not in a hurry to leave, so he put the golden rod on both ends and put it on the wall beside him, and he himself sat down on the rod with a big grin: "How many more people, let the horses come." ”

"Brother Monkey is so handsome!! Long live Brother Monkey!! ”

The cries behind him were in unison, and if it weren't for the fact that the monkey was now wearing a combat uniform, and half of his face was blocked under his head, I am afraid that his face would be as red as his ass now.

"Brother Zhang, Brother Zhang, Sun Wukong is here!" Coral rushed to the backyard excitedly: "Sister Xinghua called Sun Wukong here." ”

Brother Zhang sighed, raised his head, and laughed: "I just said that there is a problem with the two of them." ”