154. Non-existent schools
"You see, here's my notebook, these are my drawings... And this, this ......"
Ji Ruo sat on a small bench covered with colored mist, and it was difficult to sit still.
Chen Mo seems to have been imprisoned for a long time, and his chatter attribute is suspected to be full, and his desire to share is also abnormally bursting.
At first, Ji Ruo thought it was interesting, but as Chen Mo introduced the 'brick information' of each floor tile in the confinement room, and began to introduce the cracks in the confinement room, Ji Ruo was a little nervous.
In Chen Mo's mouth, not only did everything in the confinement room have their own names, but even there were rich grievances and hatreds between them!
What 'brick Xiaomei' likes 'brick Xiaomei', but 'Zhuan Xiaomei' likes 'brick Xiaoxi'......
'Nail Big Head' has a bad temper, and 'Table Crack Seven' is more introverted... And so on.
Rosie listened to it with relish, and Ji Ruo was embarrassed and was about to commit cancer.
But I can't say yet.
Because Dan Fan Ruo showed a little disinterested, Chen Mo shrank into the corner with an injured face, and nervously asked Ji Ruo if he was annoyed and didn't like to play with him......
What if you can?
By the way, from the time Ji Ruo came in to the present, Chen Mo has been shrinking in the corner and chatting with Ji Ruo and Rosie from a distance, and he didn't dare to get close to the whole process.
But this did not affect his explosive desire to communicate at all, with an average of ten words a second, which has been almost an hour, and has not stopped for a second!
Ji Ruo was very embarrassed, and gave a response from time to time, 'um', 'So that's it's', 'It's amazing'... Something like that.
So Chen Mo, who got a response, chatted more energetically.
Not only does he speak human words, but he also meows at Rosie from time to time.
And Rosie is naturally very popular, and she must return whenever she calls.
And this is another point that makes Ji Ruo more embarrassed, the dialogue of this magic cat is probably like this-
Chen Mo: "Meow meow~"
Rosie: "Meow~ (What kind of cat are you talking about!) I don't understand, I don't understand at all! )”
Chen Mo was surprised: "Meow meow meow~"
Rosie: "Meow meow~ (Don't say it, just your sentence, there are four grammatical errors!) You can't speak cat talk at all! )”
Chen Mo shouted even more energetically: "Meow meow~"
Rosie: "Meow~ (The tone is not right!) )”
Ji Ruo: "Meow~ (I'm too difficult.) )”
Rosie: "Meow? ”
Chen Mo looked at Ji Ruo and said in surprise: "Meow meow!" ”
Ji Ruo: "......"
......
There is no way to translate Ji Ruo's [lingua franca], which proves that Chen Mo is just meowing meaninglessly, but Chen Mo is still happy to do it.
However, it was precisely because of Chen Mo's chattering stand-up comedy that Ji Ruo gradually breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.
It seems that this so-called 'legendary big devil' is not very scary.
However, what Chen Mo was saying all the time was not very good-the main reason was that Ji Ruo was very embarrassed.
So Ji Ruo began to have nothing to say.
"By the way, Uncle Chen Mo, your surname is Chen, do you know Chen Zai? He is the principal of our school. ”
Chen Mo's face changed: "Do you know the dog Chen Zai?!" ”
"I... I guess I know each other. Ji Ruo said 'oh' in his heart, listening to Chen Mo's tone, he felt as if he had said the wrong thing.
Chen Mo said with a serious face: "Ji Ruo, let me tell you, you must not play with the dog Chen Zai, he is not a good person!" He's a big liar, a big badass! ”
Ji Ruo hurriedly said: "Uncle Chen Mo, don't worry, I will never play with him, I won't hide it, I haven't seen him until now." ”
"It's good that I haven't seen it." Chen Mo breathed a sigh of relief: "That person is a villain, he has locked me up here for more than a hundred years, and he has never come to see me once!" He's a big liar, and he's going to deceive you students......"
"Lie to us?" Ji Ruo was stunned for a moment: "What did he lie to us?" ”
"You don't know?"
"I don't know, Uncle Chen, do you know?"
"Then I'll tell you about it." Chen Mo leaned his head over mysteriously, as if he wanted to whisper, but in order not to disgust Ji Ruo, he stayed farther away-
Chen Mo lay on the ground, put his hands to his mouth, and said with a serious face: "......"
Ji Ruo: "??? ”
If he hadn't been able to see that Chen Mo's mouth was moving all the time, he really thought that Chen Mo was teasing himself.
Ji Ruo said with a toothache on his face: "Uncle Chen Mo, let's be so far away, don't we need to whisper?" I can't hear you......"
"Huh? Is it? Hahaha, sorry. Chen Mo stood up, raised his foot, thought about it, retracted his foot again, and asked nervously, "Can I come and tell you?" ”
Ji Ruo didn't feel the slightest malice from Chen Mo from beginning to end, and he was not afraid for a long time.
He even felt that Chen Mo was a little pitiful.
It's certainly not something that can be so boring as to name every tile or even every crevice in the room, and even tailor their own story for each of them.
Chen Mo really lived alone for a long, long time.
So Ji Ruo smiled: "Of course, we are friends, aren't we?" ”
Chen Mo was stunned for a moment, and then stood in place and cried.
"That's right! You're right! We're friends! Wow wow wow wow! Mom, I have friends, I have friends! ”
Seeing this, Ji Ruo felt a little sorry for this devil, and was about to comfort him, when suddenly-
Chen Mo cried halfway, his footsteps fell and teleported on the spot, and he came to Ji Ruo's side in an instant, and whispered in Ji Ruo's ear with a mysterious face: "I'll tell you, that dog Chen Zai ......"
Ji Ruo: "!! ”
The boy was so frightened that he almost jumped.
Rosie jumped.
"Meow! (Scare a cat to death!) )”
Seeing this, Chen Mo immediately retreated to the corner and said nervously: "Ah, did it scare you?" I'm sorry, I'm sorry! ”
Ji Ruo waved his hand again and again: "... No, no, it's just a little too sudden, you're too fast, we don't even see it. ”
"My bad, my bad, I'm sorry!"
Chen Mo bowed deeply, and then continued: "Dog Chen Zai is a big liar, this school is simply fake!" The master's biggest wish in this life is to be able to go out and seek revenge on Chen Zai! ”
"First Martial School, is it fake?" Ji Ruo was stunned: "But, this is indeed the number one martial school in Great Xia." ”
As soon as he mentioned this, Chen Mo seemed to have suddenly returned to normal, and said, "You have been deceived, how can there be a martial arts school that doesn't even have a school name?" The name of the school is 'No. 1', so if you talk nonsense, you students will be deceived, but you can't fool me!
This is a fake school, and everything is fake! ”
Ji Ruo wanted to say something, but saw Chen Mo say with a serious face: "If you don't believe it, you can recall carefully, how did you come to this school?" Can you remember the location of this school in Great Xia? ”
"Of course... Well? Ji Ruo was stunned.
It seems to be true!
He didn't remember exactly where the First Martial School was in Great Xia, and he didn't know how he came to the school.
The memory of this martial arts school can only be traced back to the moment at the school gate on the day of admission.
As for how he came to the school gate, Ji Ruo had no impression at all.
"Actually, I really can't think of it......" Ji Ruo's mouth opened wide.
Chen Mo continued: "You are willing to be friends with me, you are not afraid of me, you are a good person, I am willing to tell you the truth."
There is no first martial arts school at all, all this is just a fantasy of a mentally ill person on his deathbed! ”
Ji Ruo looked at Chen Mo in a daze, and the sentence 'You are a good person' gave Ji Ruo a little red flower.
......