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Chen Mo sank back into the ground with the confinement chamber.
"Hmph~Make new friends~Lalala~"
He looked at the little finger he had just hooked with Ji Ruo, how happy he was.
But a moment later.
Chen Mo's face suddenly turned gloomy.
"Pull hook? Bah! The trick of deceiving children, the master has lived for so many years, will he be fooled? Bullshit! The master doesn't need any friends, the master wants to accept the younger brother and make a blood alliance! Be the boss! ”
Chen Mo looked at the door of the confinement room that had never been closed, and smiled sadly.
"Soon, the master will be able to go out soon, dog Chen Zai, you wait for the master!"
Yin laughed for a while, Chen Mo rubbed his somewhat stiff cheeks, took out his half-finished identity card, and scratched his head: "What is wrong?" Why can't the master's ID card be used? ”
After thinking about it, Chen Mo hooked the half-finished identity card with his little finger and whispered: "Pull the hook, hang yourself, for a hundred years, you are not allowed to change... Hee-hee~ It's fun. ”
......
Ji Ruo said hello to the dormitory manager and returned to the dormitory.
"Ji Ruo, how is it, has the matter been resolved?" Liang Shixian, who had already returned to the dormitory, asked.
"Well, that's it."
"It's good to be solved." Liang Shixian didn't ask much, and instead said: "By the way, today we fought a one-day club ranking battle, and your previous words inspired them a lot, and today is a whole day, and the performance of our club is not bad... The biggest gain is that when everyone is fighting now, they will subconsciously find ways to take advantage of the environmental conditions in the battlefield.
There is one point, because everyone has an indelible aroma of vegetables, and they can't hide themselves well, so we often find out in advance when we ambush our opponents......"
Ji Ruo has been in the confinement room for most of the day, and the spiced spicy group has not been idle, and has been playing the club ranking battle.
Liang Shixian reported to Ji Ruo on today's battle situation, and after Ji Ruo opened the door to a new world, the performance of the 'Sixteen Dishes' was very good.
Although there are still certain limitations in thinking, which cannot be compared with Ji Ruo at all, it is much better than before.
Although there are many losses and few wins, everyone has gained.
They had only been enrolled for a few days, and they were even opened up on the day of enrollment because of Ji Ruo.
Other clubs have not yet begun to recruit new members, and it is already very good that the spiced spicy group can win.
After all, they have to face the seniors of the First Martial Arts School.
Therefore, even if there are more losses and fewer wins, the members of the spiced spicy group are still enthusiastic - that's the seniors!
"Many times I have been defeated, because of the smell of food on my body?" Ji Ruo was a little surprised: "This can also expose yourself during the ambush?" ”
Liang Shixian was stunned for a moment: "After all, the battlefield is a primitive environment, and it is too strange to suddenly have tastes such as 'stir-fried meat with green peppers' and 'braised pork'......"
"You won't use this as a condition to make a trap?"
Liang Shixian: "? ”
Ji Ruo spread his hands: "The simplest point is to smear the feces excreted by the simulated demons on the battlefield, or lie directly in the feces and disguise them as feces."
Under normal circumstances, demons will only excrete feces within their own territory, and by analyzing the characteristics of feces, they can not only roughly determine what demons these feces come from, but also use these feces to hide themselves with the smell of demons.
Use this knowledge point in reverse, and you will be able to ambush it.
If it's really in the wild, you can rely on this way to get shelter, it's dirty, but if you can survive, who cares about this? ”
"But ......," Liang Shixian said hesitantly, "The smell left by your palm technique, even demon feces can't completely cover it!" If you use feces to mask your smell, it will make the smell of feces very strange! ”
Liang Shixian tried this method, so he could know so clearly.
"I know, but, what's the problem?" Ji Ruo rolled his eyes: "Demons can't eat bad stomachs?" It's reasonable to eat bad stomach and pull some peculiar-tasting poop out, right? ”
"Ah, this ......" Liang Shixian was stunned.
Ji Ruo reasoned with the facts: "If you really keep lying in the poop, don't say anything else, squad leader, will you pick up the poop and check the ingredients because the smell of a piece of demon feces smells wrong?" ”
Liang Shixian thought for a while, and said, "No, it won't ......"
"That's the end of it!" Ji Ruo clapped his hands and said: "There is a strong smell on the body, the easiest way is to lie in the poop and use the smell of poop to cover most of the smell of yourself."
In this way, when someone passes by him, he suddenly bursts out, and he can kill the other party by surprise... For now, the club ranking battle is fought against seniors, but no matter what seniors are, they are still students after all, if you really lie in the poop, do you think they will come to pull?
Speaking from the heart, if it were you, would you be idle and have nothing to do?
The battles you told me just now, in fact, there are several times when you don't have to lose, you could have won, you just can't let go of your face, why is it because the body odor is too strong, and the success is lost? !
What if all this is true? What if all this didn't happen in a simulated battlefield? Lying in the poop or living, which do you choose? ”
Liang Shixian fell into deep thought, and after a while, he sighed and said, "Ji Ruo, you are right, our thinking limitations are too great. ”
Ji Ruo continued: "Even if you can't wipe your face and lie in the poop, you can make a simple platter of those plants in the woods."
Take a few slightly more suitable plants and pile them up in a pile to make them look like a dish from a distance, and then you hide in the trees next to you, ready to go...... Sneak attack, right? ”
Ji Ruo gave several examples in a row, and the more Liang Shixian listened, the more ashamed he became.
"Ji Ruo, how did you come up with so many ways?" Liang Shixian said with admiration, "These methods are useful and useful, but almost all of them take advantage of people's shame...... Yes, we are still students, we feel ashamed, and the opponent's heart must not be much better, why can't I think of it......"
"How easy it is." Ji Ruo said disapprerovingly, "Think backwards and take the things you dislike very much as a plan, isn't it?"
I'm just planning it, and I'm not going to do it.
Lying in the poop or something, how dirty. ”
Liang Shixian: "? ”
Say so much, and you end up saying that you wouldn't do that?
"Squad leader, why are you looking at me like this?" Ji Ruo was surprised: "Do you think I can't beat those seniors?" Only if you can't beat it, you will find a way to play some tricks! ”
Liang Shixian: "......"
"Haha, just kidding~ If you really can't help it, there's actually nothing wrong with doing it like this...... Well, tomorrow after everyone finishes class, we can continue to play the ranked battle, and I will bring it myself. ”
Liang Shixian glanced at Ji Ruo, and then directly edited a group announcement in the community group chat, and at the same time posted several examples given by Ji Ruo in the group.
After thinking about it, everyone in the spiced spicy group was shocked by Ji Ruo's plans that did not consider the face of the individual or the team at all, and after thinking about it carefully, they responded like a tide.
So in the next few days, Ji Ruo took the members of the spiced spicy group to spend all their spare time in the club ranking battle.
Not to mention, that completely shameless style of play really made them famous.
Of course, the members of the club usually have to attend classes, so Ji Ruo usually has nothing to do with either playing a solo mock battle, or going to chat with Chen Mo.
He found a very amazing thing, that is, the 'little red flowers' given to him by Chen Mo seemed to have no upper limit, and Chen Mo alone gave Ji Ruo more than a dozen little red flowers in a few days.
And Rosie also gradually got acquainted with Chen Mo in this process, and when Ji Ruo took the members to play a mock battle, this little guy stayed in Chen Mo's confinement room and played with Chen Mo.
Even, Rosie became Chen Mo's teacher and taught Chen Mo to read and write-
"Oh, why are you so stupid! I'll tell you that this is not how it is written! ”
Rosie angrily slapped Chen Mo's head.
Unlike Ji Ruo, Rosie seemed to be able to make normal contact with Chen Mo.
The little guy would occasionally stare at Chen Mo's limbs and drool......
Chen Mo, who was slapped in the face, smiled, but he was not angry, and said, "I'm sorry, Teacher Rosie, I'm a big fool, you have a lot of kittens, teach me carefully?" ”
"Okay, okay!" was called a teacher, and Rosie felt happy in her heart.
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