257, feast!
Looking at the deserted wilderness except for the frightened Ji Ruo, Keris shook his three pig heads fiercely.
He thought he was hallucinating, but when he looked at Ji Ruo again, he found that nothing had changed......
Isn't it a hallucination?
But it really hurts......
Ji Ruo's voice was almost hoarse here, and he didn't see any movement from Keris - this guy had just crawled out of the forest, and he had been standing in place, shaking his head and his expression more and more complicated.
Confused and dignified, but also deeply confused......
What's going on, this is... Ji Ruo scratched his head, and suddenly his face changed.
It's broken, I didn't discuss the temporary change of the script with the other party, this guy is stunned!
Even as a god, in his centuries-long career as a god, Keris had never encountered such a strange situation—the people of Rouen had never been 'smart' in their belief in him...... One thing to say, he kind of wanted to run.
This year's meal, don't eat it!
However, before he could leave, Ji Xiaoxiao jumped out with a frown, and said impatiently: "Pig head three!" What the hell is going on with you, can you still act? So many people are still waiting! You don't want to pay for co-authored film, do you? ”
Although there is no such thing as film in the cameras of this era, it doesn't seem to be a small professional to say this!
When Keris saw Ji Xiaoxiao appear, he was suddenly shocked, and his heart was really deceitful!
He didn't bother to pay attention to what the other party said, and turned around to leave.
Ji Xiaoxiao raised his eyebrows: "Do you dare to boycott?!" Can you afford to pay the penalty? ”
Seeing this, Ji Ruo stopped pretending to be a victim, pulled off the rope on his body, and controlled the three shadow clones to chase after Keris who wanted to escape, and in the process of chasing, Ji Ruo had already put on an absolute friction half-finger glove.
Because of the previous hand, Ji Ruo now completely ignores Kerrys.
This guy also looks scary, and his strength level is only about a two-star demon beast at best, not to mention that Ji Ruo is now in the Star Swirl realm, even if Ji Ruo hasn't broken through yet, he will be casually beaten against this guy.
Thinking about it, this guy only has the source of faith in Rouen Town, and the believers are only a few thousand at best, and he can have the strength of two stars, it is estimated that he mainly has it himself, and the blessings of the Godhead are afraid that there are not many .....
Kerrys's proud movement speed was completely inadequate in front of Ji Ruo, and he was easily caught up by Ji Ruo with three shadow clones.
Don't look at Ji Ruo's size is so much smaller than Kyrith, but his strength is not at all comparable to Kyrith.
With a 'click', he pressed Keris there.
"Stop! What do you run in the middle of filming? ”
A look of horror finally appeared in Kerrys' eyes: "Who the hell are you?!" ”
How can a mere human being have such terrifying power?!
Xu Xiaoxiao said curiously: "Huh? Why don't you learn how to bark pigs? ”
"What words!"
Ji Xiaoxiao said angrily: "He was originally a pig!" ”
In the past, Kerrys, who was called 'pig' by humans, might have been angry, but at this moment, he was completely angry, and some of them were only intensely afraid.
After all these years of being a god, this is the first time that he has fallen behind in the struggle with humans... No, it's not a downwind, it's a pure crush!
However, after careful perceiving, Keris found that Ji Ruo and the others had no godhead or divine power at all, and suddenly relaxed again.
He was not afraid.
"Let me go, do you know what you're doing! I'm God! You are disrespectful! ”
Although Keris was pressed to the ground by Ji Ruo, he inexplicably began to be arrogant.
Ji Ruo slapped one of Kaires's pigs in surprise and asked, "Do you have three heads and six eyes, and you have serious astigmatism, so you can't see the situation clearly?" Is now the time for you to run rampant? ”
"Despicable humans, I don't know where you got such great power, but if you think that you can threaten this god, then you are very wrong!" When Keris spoke, he wanted to raise his chin, but Ji Ruo and the three shadow clones pressed his three heads and bodies respectively, making it difficult for him to move, so he had no choice but to give up.
"I warn you, let me go, or the wrath of the gods will not be something you lowly humans can bear!"
Although Keris was pressed to the ground, he still said in a condescending tone: "Now, immediately, let go of this god!" Dedicate your strength to this god, and this god can not blame the past, otherwise it will ......"
"Smack!"
Ji Ruo slapped Keris again, and wondered, "Isn't it stupid?" No, you can't be stupid now! Our drama hasn't finished filming yet! ”
"This god is not stupid!" Keres roared angrily, and then sneered: "Despicable humans, you don't even have a trace of godhead or divine power on your body, and it is impossible for you to hurt this god... There must be a limit to your power, right? When you lose this power, this god ......"
Ji Ruo suddenly realized: "It turned out to be because of this, you said it earlier." ”
As he spoke, Ji Ruo's palm turned blazing white, and the high temperature even distorted the air slightly, and slapped it on Kerrys.
"Believe in immortality, gods don't die, right?"
Multiply~
The place that was slapped by Ji Ruo's iron sand palm was instantly ripe, and the alluring fragrance rose, and Keris also screamed.
Smelling the scent, Rosie salivated... No, it's already dripping......
"But you're going to be in pain, didn't you think? Why are you so embarrassed to be rampant? ”
Keris endured the pain, still stiff-mouthed: "The pain is only temporary, the god is immortal and immortal, no matter how many injuries he suffers, he can recover in an instant, the god is not afraid!" ”
Ji Ruo was stunned for a moment, and glanced at Ji Xiaoxiao, his eyes lit up at the same time.
"Immortal and immortal? And a strong self-healing ability? ”
"Hmph, I'm afraid, even if your current strength is stronger than this god, it's useless, and this god consumption will kill you! When you are exhausted, the gods will eat!!! ”
Ji Ruo danced a sword flower with a sword branch in his hand, and Zhenyuan operated, holding up the hind leg of the pig that had just been cut off, and said with a smile: "Rosie, it seems that you can have a big meal today." ”
Rosie's eyes lit up: "Meow! (The host was so nice!) )”
If the palm is spitting out, a palm is like smoke and mist, and it is slapped lightly.
"Smoked ham!"
Suddenly the smoke was billowing in, and under the smoke there seemed to be a group of people chatting around the smoking bonfire - of course, this was just a flash of the image when he used his martial arts powers.
The 'human' palm method is very down-to-earth, although the attack power is not weak, but the main use is cooking.
After all, in the world, the people take food as the sky!
The hind leg of the pig was almost instantly turned into a fine piece of smoked bacon.
"Come, Rosie, how about a taste of this smoked ham?"
Rosie thanked Ji Ruo again, and then excitedly hugged the huge ham that was almost forty or fifty times larger than her size and nibbled on it.
"How dare you—"
Kerrys' eyes split.
Ji Ruo said with a smile: "You are allowed to eat people, but no one is allowed to eat you?" Just the ingredients, dare not cooperate with the director team? ”
Kerrys's eyes were red, almost spitting fire, and he stared at Ji Ruo fiercely.
The missing hind leg of the pig is rapidly being restored due to the nature of Shinto.
"It's okay if you don't cooperate, I'm afraid my Rosie will be able to have a full meal today."
Keris was furious, but he didn't say anything, but stared coldly at Ji Ruo's handsome face, as if he wanted to carve that handsome face into the godhead and never forget it.
This time, he confessed and ate as much as he wanted, and he wouldn't feel anything other than pain anyway.
Death?
Unless all the people of Rouen die in an instant, He won't die at all!
It's common sense that size determines appetite.
Even if these humans are added together, they can't eat much, and they probably can't eat all one leg, and when they are full, they can't do anything about themselves......
Kerryth thought so, and the three pigheads all sneered.
As an immortal god, He ......
"Meow~ (delicious!) Rosie licked her lips unsatisfactorily, and said expectantly: "Meow~ (Master, one more!)" )”
Carrieth: "??? ”
That's it?! What about the bones?!
Do cats even eat bones!
The pain of the severed limb struck again, and Keris screamed again.
He admits that he was a little underestimated, especially the cat... It's only such a small one, it's not enough to stuff his teeth, how can he be so edible?!
Could it be that this cat is also a god?
He sensed it again, his full attention, and still found nothing, it seemed to be an ordinary being......
"Let you eat one more... Two of them! I don't believe you can eat it forever! ”
Kerrys's heart was ruthless, and he secretly vowed to remember today's shame forever!
It's just a few legs, he lost it, and he believes that the gods are immortal, and he is not afraid at all!
Kerryth thought, or rather, comforted himself.
The strength was crushed, the body part was still made into food in front of him, and if he couldn't even feed the humans and the cat, then he wouldn't have the face to be a god anymore - no matter what, he had to win!
At this moment, Keris has no intention of resisting at all, if he can get out of trouble now, he will definitely run far away as soon as possible, and he will never be able to... Ahem, he won't come back in a few decades, human beings don't live long, he can afford it!
Keres closed his six eyes and suffered in silence, after this time, he probably didn't want to eat meat for a long time, although he only lost two legs, he already had a psychological shadow - in just a few minutes, he needed a lifetime to heal.
There was a thought that had comforted Him all the time—after this day, He must run with all his might, because as long as he left this group of humans, his legs would never be further from Him, no matter how far he went.
With every leg he loses, he is one step closer to victory!
Come on! Kerrys! Hold on! Persistence is victory!
He silently cheered himself up in his heart, and as he beat it, his heart gradually became quiet.
And yet—
When Rosie finished nibbling on the third, fourth, and fifth thighs, Kerrys began to panic.
After that, Rosie was a little dissatisfied with eating only one thigh at a time, and then when she began to cut 'half a pig' every time, Keris was in a hurry.
"Honorable Humanity, Honorable Humanity!"
When Kerryth lost half of his body for the second time, he finally couldn't help it: "What did you say you wanted me to do?" Filming, right? Let's get started now, this god... No, I... No, Piggy is absolutely obedient! ”
Ji Ruole turned a deaf ear.
Rosie ate faster and faster, and it was like a bottomless pit with such a small one, and no matter how much pork went in, it couldn't fill it.
It's only been less than an hour, and more than 100 tons of meat have been eaten... Now the whole cat was no longer visible, only a petite black shadow could be seen speeding through the pork, and not even the bones were left.
"Director! Director! Kerrys struggled frantically, he finally remembered what Ji Xiaoxiao had called him before, and said urgently: "Please, director, give me a chance!" I want to act! I want to be an actor! I dreamed of it! It's true! ”
Ji Xiaoxiao glanced up at Ji Ruo.
Ji Ruole said hehehe: "I'm not in a hurry to act, I have to eat enough for filming, right?" My cute pet hasn't eaten yet. ”
Kerrys cried in a hurry, and huge tears fell to the dirt like rain: "You cat can't eat enough!" ”
Whether before or after becoming a god, this is the first time He has cried since he can remember... Is this a sin that God deserves?!
He had even begun to think that when he got through this time, he would have to kill all the humans in Rouen!
Whoever loves this god should be! He didn't do it anyway, and now he just wants to die peacefully!
Humans are terrible!
Cats are terrible!
Faith is terrible......
Seeing this, Ji Ruo also felt that it was a bit too much, after all, 'this episode' had to be filmed at night, how long was it in one night? You can't really eat it until tomorrow night, can you?
However, looking at Rosie's unprecedentedly happy appearance, and the increasingly brightly colored red scarf around the other party's neck, Ji Ruo was slightly distressed - Rosie followed him, and she hadn't eaten a few full meals... I finally came across such an opportunity to eat a lot, and I must let the little guy eat more!
So Ji Ruo thought about it, suddenly took out a pen and drew a crooked watch on his wrist, looked at the time on it and said with a smile: "What you said also makes a little sense... Let's eat for another two hours, and we'll start ......filming in two hours."
Kerryse was ecstatic: "Thank you! Thank you director, thank you director for giving me this opportunity, thank you very much!! ”
Although I still have to be eaten for two hours, I already have hope!
Finally, there is hope!
Now Kerrys, excited, like a child waiting for the end of class.
However, he didn't notice that before Ji Ruo could finish speaking, he suddenly froze, and his expression became extremely strange.
Just because—
[Congratulations to the host child for triggering——]
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