311. Ji Ruo's mate selection criteria
"Now it's just the two of us, let's get straight to the point."
Sheila looked at Emily seriously and said, "Goddess of Life, what did you send you for?" ”
"What are you talking about?" Emily blinked: "The goddess of life is high, I am just a beautiful ordinary elf, how can I let the goddess of life personally assign tasks?" ”
"......" Sheila looked at Emily silently, and after a moment, she said, "As far as I know, the goddess of life is regarded as the mother of all living beings, and is the most approachable and gentle of all the main gods. ”
"Oops." Emily suddenly covered her face embarrassedly: "Actually, I'm not as good as you say~...... It's not good, it's a leak! ”
Sheila: "......"
Behind him, a shadow of the sacred mountain made of endless white bones suddenly appeared, and on the white bone throne at the top of the mountain, a noble and mysterious god cast a lazy gaze and looked at Emily.
"Tell me what you're here for." Sheila said lightly.
Under the watchful eye of the gods, Emily finally got serious.
A shadow appeared behind him, and the ragged goddess of life sat on a field full of green deer and chirping, casting a gentle gaze towards the place.
The two main gods looked at each other in the air, and the incomprehensible divine thoughts intertwined and collided, as if they were communicating something.
Emily said seriously: "Since Charles's debut, it seems that there is someone behind him, all his plans have never failed, and he has reached the peak of the gods as a mortal, which is very strange."
You know, even if it's Mother Earth, she can't make everything go smoothly, let alone that when Charles first appeared, he was just an ordinary mortal.
In the past hundred years, Charles suddenly disappeared, and even the Earth Mother didn't know where that guy went, he was worried that Charles had some plans, so he mobilized all the information stored in the ley lines to deduce, and found that Charles was very likely to be carrying out a plan that might subvert the existing system of the entire Earth Mother Continent.
However, due to the absolute neutrality of the Earth Mother, she could not interfere in all the development processes of the continent, so she sent an oracle to the Goddess of Life and asked the Goddess of Life to help investigate the matter, and then the Goddess of Life sent me out. ”
"Can you tell me something I don't know?" Sheila said impatiently: "This oracle Goddess of Death has also been received, and I also came out because of this, you know I'm not asking you this."
I'm asking Ji Ruo! ”
"Ah, you said him." Emily stretched, leaned against the wall, looked up at the rocks, and her eyes were shining: "I want to marry him." ”
“???”
Sheila looked incredulous: "You're crazy! ”
"Crazy? No. ”
Emily shook her head slightly: "The goddess of life is in charge of the breeding and growth of all life, and is the master of all life forms, so it is very normal for me to have this thought." ”
"No, why him?"
"Because he's funny." Emily tilted her head and thought: "I'm different from you, what I usually show is my true self, I really like to see all kinds of adventures, and I really want a perfect adventure where danger and opportunity coexist." ”
As she spoke, Emily suddenly laughed, "In my capacity, I am not allowed to leave the Elven Forest unless I have his permission." I've fantasized countless times about my first adventure.
But those fantasies are all based on those adventures that spread on the mainland, which are somewhat unrealistic, and now it seems that they are really a little boring. ”
Emily's eyes sparkled, "I never thought that the Flying Needle Demon Bee could play like that, and I never thought that I could make a bomb out of slimes... Also, I never thought that I could make money that way.
I've fantasized about decades of interesting adventures, and if it only takes a few days to completely overturn my fantasies, I don't know what the future holds, everything is unknown, everything is unimagined, I think that's probably what adventure is all about.
He's funny and he's also kind, so I like him. ”
"But it's just like." Sheila said calmly: "Like can be a lot of people, a momentary like may not last a lifetime, you are the goddess of life, you are supreme, he is not worthy of you." ”
"Who knows." Emily smiled, "Who can say what the future holds?" The unknown future is the meaning of life, and the so-called growth is to experience, to witness, to have, to lose......
And you also said that I am the goddess of life, maybe I won't like him for a lifetime, but I can definitely like our children for a lifetime.
And he's not worthy of me or something...... Don't forget, he is also a god, he can be with me for a long, long time, even if one day we are really tired, he can let me experience the loss in my life, and that's enough. ”
“......”
Sheila was silent for a moment, and she suddenly didn't know what to say.
Emily said seriously: "So you don't need to persuade me, I have made up my mind." I've never been on top of things, but as the Lord God, many things are inevitably a little distorted for me, so I have to go through everything related to life, I want to go through.
This is what I should do as the goddess of life. ”
Hearing this, Sheila couldn't help but say, "Even if what you say makes sense, have you ever thought about what to do if he doesn't like you?" ”
"Huh?" Emily was dumbfounded: "Why does he look down on me?" I'm so beautiful! ”
"But you're stupid! You're not good at it! Sheila concentrated a little bit to output: "What's the use of being beautiful, you have to have connotation!" Do you think he's the kind of person who cares about a girl's looks? ”
Emily was silent for a moment: "I have read a lot of books and learned a lot from them......"
"Also a book? What you learn can be used to show off? ”
Sheila sneered: "So give up, he won't like you, who would like a fool?" But you're lucky enough to experience the loss of your life in advance, congratulations. ”
Emily cried, "But, but ......"
Sheila continued to sneer.
The exchange of divine thoughts above the heads of the two suddenly became intense, and the goddess of life, who had always been a gentle smile, had an angry look on her face for the first time.
The goddess of death was no longer lazy, her face was cold, and she didn't even stilt her legs, but sat up straight.
Emily looked angry: "You guy, suddenly told me this, it turned out that you wanted me to quit, you are so exclusive!" Damn it! Scheming! ”
"But there's no denying that I have a point." was called to break her mind, Sheila was not annoyed, and said with a light smile: "Compared with you, I am really well-read, even the Niuma Demon Dragon was introduced to Ji Ruo by me, at that time you were in a coma, laughing to death, just you, a vase elf who has no power to restrain the chicken and has a bad brain, why do you like you!" ”
"You look down on elves!" Emily puffed up and said, "Death, if you just want to fight with me, then you don't have to!" Because I really like Ji Ruo! ”
"Who doesn't really like that?" Sheila sneered and said: "Moreover, even if you don't like this relationship, Ji Ruo is also an outsider, according to the deduction of Mother Earth, he must be a link that cannot be taken into account in Charles's plan, and the key to breaking the game, I must pull him into my own camp!"
And for human beings, there is nothing more reliable than marriage to quickly build a deep relationship...... If you think about it, I am bound to win!
But I can give you some advice, that... The guy whose name is hard to pronounce is also an outsider, so you can try him. ”
"All you care about is interests, the relationship between mixed interests is not pure, even if you succeed, you will never be able to last long!" Emily looked angry: "Also, that guy's name is too hard to pronounce, and his personality is like a housekeeper's wife, I don't like that!" ”
"I'm actually okay with that guy, but if I had to choose, I still prefer Ji Ruo. And, what if it doesn't last long? Sheila said with an indifferent face: "I don't care about eternity, I only care about what I once had, all relationships, in the face of death, are just in the past tense." ”
"Then we'll see!" Emily said angrily: "I am an elf, I am very popular in the eyes of humans, and those nobles like me are the most popular!"
I'm born with an advantage over you! ”
"We'll see, we'll see!" Sheila said coldly, "Let's see which of us can have the last laugh!" ”
"Hahaha!"
Emily burst out laughing.
“?”
Sheila looked confused: "What are you laughing at?" ”
Emily glanced at Sheila: "Hahahaha! ”
After two minutes, Sheila reacted and said in disbelief, "Why are you smiling and waiting now!" That's not what it means to see who can have the last laugh! ”
Emily: "Hahahahaha! ”
Sheila: "......"
I suddenly felt that it was a shame to compete with such a stupid elf......
But that's fine.
She's winning!
Sheila glared at Emily and suddenly got up and ran out of the room.
"You hahahaha Emily asked while laughing, and suddenly her face changed: "You hahahahaha Stand hahaha! ”
Emily then ran out as well.
Laughing and running.
......
"Ji Ruo!"
As soon as Sheila came out, she went straight to Jiruo.
"Finished talking?"
Ji Ruo, who was chatting with the demons Liu Jun and Liang Shixian, turned around: "It's just right, I have something to think about......"
"Ji Ruo, what kind of girl do you like?" Sheila didn't wait for her to finish her sentence, and then hit a straight ball.
Emily, who was close behind, laughed and was dumbfounded.
She could never have imagined that Sheila would be so direct.
“?”
Ji Ruo looked confused: "Why do you suddenly ask that?" ”
Sheila glanced at Emily proudly, and suddenly became embarrassed: "That's the case, I have a friend, she likes a very handsome and interesting boy, but she doesn't know if the other party likes her, so she asked me to help ask ......"
Although Sheila looks brave and is indeed a woman who dares to love and hate, it is the first time after all, girl! I'm still going to be shy when it comes to the end.
"Make a friend out of nothing, huh?" Ji Ruo touched his chin, "Who do you like to confess yourself, ask me what am you doing?" ”
was suddenly called out of her mind, Sheila blushed so much, and the shame in her heart was almost overflowing, but she didn't run away, but continued to say bravely: "Because if you are a boy, as a boy, you must know the preferences of boys better than me, and if it is a girl you like, the boy that my friend likes must also like it!" ”
"That's right." Ji Ruo thought about it seriously and said, "Then you remember, my criteria for choosing a mate are very simple, dragon clan, light attribute, attack power of three thousand, and garrison power of two thousand five." ”
Sheila: "? ”
Liang Shixian: "? ”
Emily: "Hahahahaha! ”
Sheila looked shocked: "If you like the dragon clan?!" ”
Ji Ruo said solemnly: "Isn't it strange? What boy can refuse a blue-eyed white dragon? ”
"What about ......," Sheila said with a tangled expression, "except for the dragons?" ”
She tried to guide Ji Ruo: "Like humans...... Or do you look more human? ”
"Humans?"
Ji Ruo thought seriously for a while: "I can do 3,600 backflips, I can spin Thomas, I can open Gundam, I can fly, I can explode, I can rub nuclear bombs, ......."
Including the heart demon Liu Jun and the alien gold mine god, everyone was stunned.
"What the hell is this?!" Even the demon Liu Jun felt outrageous.
Ji Ruoyi spread his hands: "Please!" It's cool to have a girlfriend who can fly and explode! ”
Sheila counted with her fingers crossed, then sighed.
She is still far from Ji Ruo's mate selection criteria!
Are those conditions really something that humans can do?
I'm afraid that the subhumans can't do it!
"How? Did it help you? Ji Ruole asked.
I'm afraid that this Sheila is not a brain pump, and if she wants to fall in love, she thinks about it, why did she come to ask him a single contestant with a mother and fetus?
What do you mean? Show off, huh?
Master doesn't eat this set!
"Yes, yes......" Sheila sighed deeply.
Emily laughed.
"What's wrong with her?" Ji Ruo pointed at Emily suspiciously: "Why do you keep smiling like this?" ”
"Because she wants to have the last laugh."
“?”
God wants to have the last laugh.
"Forget it, let's not talk about this for now, I have something I want to ask you to help me with."
"What, you say!" Sheila's eyes lit up suddenly: "As long as you say, I'll help you with anything!" ”
"Isn't the dungeon of the small mine having to be renovated and rebuilt, and now there is a shortage of manpower, can you and Emily help move the bricks?"
Sheila: "? ”
She pointed to her pretty face in disbelief and said with a shocked expression, "Me? Moving bricks?! ”
"yes, your armor should be able to increase physical strength, right? Now I don't blame you for calling, I'm idle and idle, help move bricks. Ji Ruo said: "You said that as long as I open my mouth, you can help with anything." ”
Sheila gritted her teeth: "...... Good! I'll move! ”
"Thank you so much, I still have some personal matters to do with the squad leader, so I'll leave it to you for the time being."
With that, Ji Ruo pulled the Alien Gold Mine God and Liang Shixian and left.
Emily: "Hahahahaha! ”
Sheila said angrily, "You fool, stop laughing! ”
Emily suddenly stopped laughing and said calmly, "You lost." ”
“? I'll lose what I do! ”
Emily said proudly, "Because I had the last laugh!" ”
Sheila's face was full of anger: "Hahaha! ”
Not to be outdone, Emily said: "Hahahaha! ”
Heart Demon Liu Jun: "...... Why don't you two go to the doctor? I'm a little scared of you two in this state of mind. ”
I can't even stand the demons in my heart!
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