151 is outrageous
Let a group of water monarchs be "tray messengers", Wei Hao was a little reluctant, so he put down the bowl and said quickly: "Gods, it's not necessary, it's not necessary, why don't you sit down and eat together?" ”
"How dare you dare, the Red Xia Gong just eats and drinks well, the little gods heard that the Red Xia Gong arrived, and they have long wanted to saddle the horse and wait for a while......"
“……”
Wei Hao was speechless as he listened, wondering if there must be some reason for this group of local gods.
Nothing to be courteous, either a traitor or a thief.
However, seeing that they don't smell fishy, it's not a big deal.
So he ate the fish balls and asked, "But what's the difficulty?" If there is a demon who does not have long eyes, just say, I will help you take care of it. ”
"This ...... Not really. ”
The man in the hairpin brocade robe was a little shy, and squirted wildly in front of Qiu Shanwei, but when he came to Wei Hao, he rubbed his hands and whispered, "Chixia Gong, I heard that the mansion in Chaohu is very good, and there is a Dingshui spear to deter demons...... Such a superior cave mansion, the little god has been cultivating for more than three hundred years, but he never thought of it. ”
"Haha, it's all flooded and soaked, it will rot sooner or later, where is the best cave mansion, it is estimated that it will rot out after a few months."
Wei Hao laughed, there was a pot of miso soup balls in front of him, the fish balls were skewered with bamboo skewers, first roasted and then boiled, hung with a thick layer of sauce, the skin was crispy on the outside, and the inside was fragrant and tender, one bite burst in the mouth, which was more energetic than octopus balls.
There is a little concubine in the mountain god of Liguo, who is specialized in making small dishes before her death, and the mustard prepared by herself is first copied with water to remove the salt, and then cut into sesame grains the size of a granule, sprinkled on the sauce, fresh and fragrant, the taste is quite layered, and it is also a thorough way to eat.
The skewers are not so pleasant, a bamboo skewer and thirty fish balls, swishing twice and gone.
Although Sister Bai was already full, she suddenly found that it was very pleasant to watch Wei Hao eat.
The little swallow on the side had a string in one hand, as if she was cheering for the drums, and she ate along with her, but she couldn't hold it anymore, and Yingying had no choice but to help her touch her belly, which looked very funny.
"You can't say that, Red Heroes."
Seeing that Wei Hao couldn't look down on those underwater houses, the spotted python was anxious at that time, and hurriedly said, "Red Xia Gong, this cave mansion is not a random pick. It's good to be a little hairy god like us, who is in charge of a spring and a stream, and has a hole in it. But all year round, there is always wind, rain, ice, snow and hail or something, a little more powerful, this hole is ruined. ”
"Why don't you just find a place to build it?"
"You can't go to the land of the Lord, don't you say the Red Heroes? Can the Borderlands ...... Like a little god, who can't save much money in three or five hundred years, if he is looked down upon by a big demon and robbed it directly, can I still find him to theorize or not? This is a fight and can't be beaten, run to the boss to complain, if you don't sue, it may be fine, sue, I'm afraid that even if the house asks for it back, it will become the boss's ......"
“……”
Hearing the spotted python say this, Wei Hao was stunned at that time.
Thinking that you are also township civil servants, you are so hard?
But on second thought, too, this thing always depends on the place.
Like the rich people of Beiyang Mansion, there will naturally be a bunch of people who don't worry about where to live, and the "Bai Bagong", "Qingda Lady", and "Li Sanlang" he met in Wuchao County were invited by one or two fox spirits.
The father of these two fox spirits is much stronger than the spotted python in front of his eyes.
"Chixia Gong, take a step back, even if the boss appreciates his face and helps, don't stay at home. Maybe you can help one or two times, can you help ten times or eight times? No matter how much affection there is, it's time to do it. ”
After that, the spotted python said again, "Another one, we are a little hairy god, most of them are dragging their families, and this situation is still in charge of Xiaoquan and Xishui, in case one day they are dismissed, or the vicissitudes of life and the change of dynasty, this errand...... Isn't it just lost? At that time, we will be able to go to the mountains to make a living, and this lady will suffer with it, how can I bear it......"
"This is true, when I hacked the Jade Horn Immortal and Hu Lang to death in Wuchao County, I inquired about the roots of their boss, the Black-hearted Tiger King, who was actually a god of the previous dynasty. Falling into such a field, it is really a hairless phoenix that is not as good as a chicken. ”
"That's the truth, Red Heroes!"
The spotted python suddenly shouted, "The realm of ghosts and fairies can still fall into the grass and occupy the mountains as kings, we are little hairy gods, without this official skin, it is a fart." Falling grass is only afraid that it will be slaughtered by the demon killer in two or three days, and this skinning, bone, alchemy, and medicine refining will not be able to cast a rope in reincarnation. ”
"With a house in Chaohu, it's much better?"
Wei Hao was puzzled, so he asked.
"It's so much better!"
I saw that the spotted python had already knelt down and spoke, "With your Dingshui spear, this inhuman alien from the north and south of the river, who dares to be presumptuous?" That's the water and soil you've fought over, and your spiritual will is there. Dragon's Claw Mountain is so majestic and majestic, didn't you interrupt? ”
"Hehe, this is overreputation, overreputation."
Wei Hao was very proud, feeling that the local gods were really damn good, and said with a smile, "It's also thanks to the trust of the elves of the people of Dachao Prefecture, otherwise it wouldn't have been possible." ”
"Whether there is a Red Xia Gong is the key to success, there are countless people in the world who are looking forward to it, but there are very few who can dare to challenge like the Red Xia Gong."
This is not intended to flatter, but it is the case, and when he speaks, he also sighs in his heart that there are people in the world who dare to fight with such a dragon.
A dragon whose feet span one hundred and twenty miles......
Just think about it, it's all creepy.
And the mortal in front of him, who kept masturbating, actually rushed up to do it.
The key also broke one of the dragon's legs, which is even more admirable.
"Chixia Gong, I heard that 'Chaohu' is the name set by the ancestors, that is, the Great Xia court is coming, and it is not easy to make it; You have fought side by side with your ancestors, and millions of living beings have seen it with their own eyes, and heaven, earth, man, and god are witnesses. You said that you don't care about the life and death of 'Chaohu', then ...... That can be done. ”
"It's impossible for me to manage, but if someone wants to harm Chaohu, then I can't sit idly by!"
"That's it!"
The spotted python clapped his hands and immediately said, "Let's not think about the blessed heaven and earth in the world, it is the mansion of the immortals." But if you want to say that you are looking for a peaceful water and soil, and there is no famous big man to take care of it, how can it really be peaceful? With the attitude of Chixia Gong, who dares to be presumptuous? Isn't his fate harder than that of the Three Demon Kings, and his strength stronger than that of the master of Dragon Claw Mountain? ”
"Listen to what you say...... Wei Hao blinked and nodded slightly, "It's really a good place with good security, and I will find a place like this to live in." ”
The law and order are good, the environment is beautiful, and even the gangsters are not running around, let alone stealing chickens and dogs, this kind of place is simply amazing.
However, Wei Hao still had a doubt: "But this is just a good place, isn't the house soaked in the water still rotten?" ”
"Hehe, Chixia Gong also doesn't know anything. When the Chaohu Lake Aquarium thrives, it will be comparable to a blessed land, blessed by its own spiritual light. Besides, now that the dragon qi is suppressed, it is the little monster to live, and at most it is a matter of a little mana. How can it be so easy to break. ”
"Hah!"
Wei Hao slapped the table reluctantly, "Then isn't it that I want to charge some protection money?" ”
"Isn't that how? The little god has long heard that the water tribes living in Chaohu Lake now worship the Dingshui spear and thank you for your kindness. ”
"You guys are really well-informed, I was still in Chaohu yesterday, you know it so clearly."
After taking another bite of the fish balls with crispy sauce, Wei Hao suddenly realized, "I said how do those elves go around the spear, it turns out that there is still this stubble." ”
As soon as the protection fee was said, that is, it was a joke, Wei Hao asked the spotted python again: "This is indeed a good place to go, but Chaohu Lake has just been formed, and there is no foundation, is it good for your family to live?" ”
"It's very beneficial!"
Without waiting for the spotted python to speak, the two water gods knelt down and slid to the front, and said with a black face, "Master Wei, you are a man in the world, my Hun family has given birth to nine unconscious people, if you mess around in the mountain stream, you will be a monster in the future." But if you go to Chaohu Lake, you will be able to influence you and transform into a Tao. ”
Another eyebrow painter also spoke: "And now that the Chaohu Lake dragon is full of energy, it is not an exaggeration to say that it is a blessed land of the water tribe." Ordinary people from all over the world, where to find such a place to cultivate. The little god heard that the Jinglong King of Dachao Prefecture is now a ten-zhang golden body, and he is very powerful. Xiaoshen's family has average qualifications, but they don't think that Jackie Chan will turn into a Jiao, and it would be good if he could have one ten-thousandth of his creation. ”
"Isn't it, blessed land?"
Wei Hao is a little incredible, according to the "Sixfold Earth Immortal Record", to the extent of a blessed land, it is very suitable as a dojo.
The "meritorious deeds" of the earth immortals can support thousands of disciples, which means that the blessed land can continuously output the necessary resources for cultivation.
Spiritual Qi and fairy qi can be anything, even if it is natural gas, it is good to have no worries about fuel for cooking.
"There is the 'Dingshui Spear', the 'Golden Jiao Embankment', the 'Dragon Claw Island', and the 'Crystal Palace' of Chaohu Lake, if this is not a blessed land, what is a blessed land?"
I don't know when, several water gods came over and knelt with a look of thirst.
Wei Hao only now determined that his battle was really a special piece of water and soil.
Where humans can't look down on it, non-human demons may not look down on it.
"If that's the case, I'd be willing to help. There is just one point, most of the Chaohu aquariums are local 'Baojia demon fairies', most of them are kind, and they have a mortal relationship with people. People who have harmed, eaten, and bullied, I will not help to settle down. ”
"Don't worry, our group of little hairy gods, on weekdays, just blow the atmosphere between the mountains and rivers, they don't have the ability to fart, and they don't have the courage to harm one party, and it is really a blessing in this life to be able to get the mercy of the Red Heroes!"
"That's good, but you don't know what to do? How? ”
Wei Hao grabbed another handful of sauce fish balls and stroked them wildly, ate thirty in two bites, and then looked at the water gods.
"Don't you dare to bother the Red Heroes, a few little gods, I just want the Hun family to invite a Mobao back, and worship every day."
There is still a sense in the body, and it is not possible to run around, although it is to run farther than Qiu Shanwei, but it is just like that.
Your big python in the south of the Yangtze River went to Jiangbei, and others didn't know you, so they chopped you up and made you into salt and pepper snake meat, and they couldn't complain about others.
So the wife and children can go to the city to accept a beautiful new life first, and it's okay.
As for the pillar of the family like himself, he still has to earn his salary, he still has to do things, and he has to endure the hardships.
It's God's side, that's it.
"It's as simple as that? Isn't it similar to Qiu Shenjun giving me shells and then carving them? ”
"Even if you poke an eye, it's okay. In the future, the child of the little god will think that you will be an old lady......"
said it so humbly, Wei Hao felt how this group of water gods survived.
The world is too difficult.
However, in comparison, the wild monsters are a little more miserable, and those who can be compared with the wild monsters are probably the ordinary people at the bottom of the Great Xia Dynasty who are begging for a living.
In the final analysis, there are countless mothers-in-law and countless feet on your head, don't step on them, it doesn't matter if you are a human being, a demon or a god, where is it easy to live.
It's not easy to live.
"Alas, you also have a lot of difficulties."
Wei Hao said, then said, "When I am full, I will write a few words for you." ”
"Hey!!"
"Master Wei, sit down, the little ones will help you pass the food!"
While talking, a group of big snake pythons were busy and full of energy.
Wei Hao thought while eating, just write more things, such as the big flower dog and owl in the west of his hometown, which must not be forgotten; There are also a few articles on "White Eight Princes", which cannot be missing; Like the story of "Drifting Mother Feeding", it has to be passed on......
It's bullshit to write articles by yourself, and you can't write flowers, but there are many students in Suzaku Academy who are good at this, so it's just right for them to help.
As for the Suzaku Academy's hiring of the big flower dog to work as an errand in the past, it is not easy for others to do this, and it is most convenient to find Chen Mengnan.
Because the library of Suzaku Academy is the largest in Wufeng County, it was his father who built a building for the academy when he was full of food and had nothing to do.
I remember a lot of things, but because I've been fighting and killing, I haven't done it well.
When he ate it, Wei Hao finally ate it, but the fish balls were in his stomach and digested very quickly, and as the "martyr's arrogance" became stronger and stronger, he felt that he was fine with "eating ten cows a day".
Legend has it that Kuafu can drink two big rivers with one mouth, and Taigu Mengnan is much more exaggerated than himself.
And a meng man like Kuafu's father was actually chopped to death by Ying Long casually.
I'm still very weak.
Start by setting a small goal and eat one dragon a day.
When you can eat a dragon in a day, your strength should be good.
It's still very laborious to compete with the demon king.,It's really boring.。
"Master Wei, this is a little bit of the little god's heart."
The spotted python said, took out a Ganoderma lucidum, and saw that Wei Hao was about to refuse, so he hurriedly said, "Moistening the pen, moistening the pen, asking for Mobao, how can you not give the pen?" Although the small family is not very rich, it also has some inventory. If you keep this Lingzhi, it will be a disaster sooner or later, and if you are targeted by your boss, you are afraid that it will cost you a small life......"
"Then you're welcome."
Wei Hao thought about it, and accepted this Ganoderma lucidum, he had the "Shennong Pearl" given by Yuan Junping, just a photo, and saw that there were seven treasures on the Ganoderma lucidum, one heavy is a hundred years, it can be seen that it is seven hundred years of Ganoderma lucidum.
Seeing the power of the "Shennong Pearl" in Wei Hao's hand, Sister Bai and Xiaoyanzi were stunned, if there was this treasure, why would the house not be prosperous.
The dog was also overjoyed: "Gentleman, this Ganoderma lucidum is used for alchemy, it will have a miraculous effect!" ”
"Then I'll eat it for you."
As soon as Wei Hao threw it, the dog opened his mouth to catch it, and swallowed it directly.
“……”
“……”
“……”
Sister Bai and Yingying have a lot of understanding of Wei Hao, but they can still accept it, Yan Xuanxin was directly stupid, a pair of big eyes were round, why didn't they expect that the seven-hundred-year-old Ganoderma lucidum would be fed to the dog so lightly? !
And the spotted python was also shocked, and his old buddies were also startled, this old man Wei is really good to his dog.
At present, the local water gods have a plan, and they have to tell their wives and children when they turn around, Master Wei here, there is also a black dog master, but he can't verbally collide and behave sluggishly.
The dog knew that his own gentleman didn't need these natural treasures, so he was also at ease, opened his mouth and chewed twice, and refined the seven hundred years of Ganoderma lucidum at that time.
It's just that if you want to absorb it, it still takes time, and it is also a long process to transform it into your own cultivation.
If you want to speed up this process, it's simple, just learn Wei Hao to subdue demons and eliminate demons.
Qiu Shanwei prepared a stack of shells, Wei Hao carved the words slowly and methodically, and after one was done, he gave it to the spotted python: "That's it?" ”
"Okay, okay, with Master Wei's Mobao, the small one who goes to Chaohu to buy a house can be regarded as qualified to settle down."
“……”
Hearing this, Wei Hao was extremely embarrassed, what is this? Lottery? Introduction?
However, he doesn't know everything about the monsters and gods, and he really doesn't understand the logic of their operation, but as long as he doesn't do evil, everything is easy to say.
"Speaking of which, I still don't understand, why is it easy to use my words? That Chaohu Lake has already been established, and it is the territory of the human race. In the future, I will be given the seal of Shuijun, aren't my words just waste paper? ”
"Oh, Master Wei, you are looking down on yourself. This situation is that the Great Xia Imperial Court has sealed a lake god and water monarch or something, even if you dare to take over, do you dare to take office? ”
The spotted python said and gave Wei Hao a thumbs up, "Inside and outside Chaohu Lake, the people on the shore, the fish and shrimp in the water, that is only for you." Will you let someone be a water king? ”
"That's definitely not going to work, if you let Brother Bai Chen be the water king, I have no opinion. If I don't know him, how do I know he's a good guy and a bad guy? In case it's a traitor inside, I still have to fight wits and courage with him, the officialdom is too tiring to play, so forget it. Just this kind of wave of the Baichen brothers...... Ahem, the waves are white, I think it's okay. ”
Glancing at the silent white sister, Wei Hao almost said "prodigal", and suffocated back.
"That's it, with your care, people and gods have to give some face."
The spotted python couldn't help but pick up the "Bei Shu" with joy, and nodded at Wei Hao with a smile, "I can be happy for decades, my Hun family, I really haven't lived a few good days, eat a crab in the mountain stream spring water, it is all hairy on the legs, and it is not easy to save a decent snack." ”
Sighing, this shabby water god knew that the brothers couldn't wait, so he quickly got out of the way, and then said, "Master Wei, you have worked hard, the little one will boil water and make tea for you." ”
"Then I'm going to bother you."
"It should be, it should be ......"
When the spotted python was boiling water, the local night wanderer came over and asked, "Old worm, what do you say?" ”
"Tsk, Master Wei promised to be my son's father-in-law, and now he is his own family."
After that, the spotted python took out a "shell book": "This is the ink treasure I invited, and after I go back, I will let my family offer it." ”
"Are you also a god, but the other way around?"
"I can go to Chaohu Lake to buy a house now, what about you? Keep watch in the open air, go all night, get out! ”
“……”
The night wandering god said that I don't like you this?
So at that time, he said stiffly: "The grave under Chaohu Lake has many high-grade yin houses, I don't know if Master Wei can help?" ”
"You're a first-class mansion with one mouth? I got the qualification to buy a house, but I touched a seven-hundred-year-old Ganoderma lucidum and went out, and the dog master Wang Shaoqing used it as a snack, which was the starting point of the seven-hundred-year-old Ganoderma lucidum. You have red lips and white teeth, and you want to empty gloves and white wolves? Roll on. ”
The night wandering god was angry at the time, his clan, the ancestors kept vigil for the emperor of heaven, known as the "two eight gods", and it was the god position of the immortal heaven and earth, and he actually talked to him like this, didn't he treat him as a grass-headed god who couldn't enter the stream?
Is it tolerable or unbearable, the local night wandering god said at the time: "I have an ancestral weapon, which is a 'eight-edged iron hammer', which has the power of breaking gold and cracking stones, I think that Master Wei is brave, he should be able to use it, right?" ”
"Huh? It's a good weapon......"
The spotted python that was making a fire was scalded seventeen or eighteen bags, but it didn't matter, it continued to burn the fire, and then thought about it and said, "You wait, and when the brothers are done, I'll help you pass a word." ”
"It's almost dawn, so I'm not going to get off work?"
"What do you think you're anxious about? Didn't Master Wei ascend to immortality, isn't this still in the world? Are you anxious for this day? ”
"You're not in a hurry, you're not in a hurry, you've traveled thirty miles?"
"Qiu Laocai is my brother, he doesn't have enough manpower, isn't it reasonable for me to come over to help?"
“……”
Night tour Shenxin said that you are proud, with the qualification to buy a house, in the future, Chaohu will buy a property, and the children and grandchildren will also be able to enjoy the blessings, and they don't need more, the dragon spirit has been cultivated for 30 years, isn't it a first-class hero?
Damn, it's really jealous to think about it.
"As soon as the day comes, it's the day of the god of travel, don't you know, Master Wei beat the god of the day in his hometown, maybe he can't see the god of the day, I am the 'two eight gods', and the useless waste is not all the way."
In and out of words, I am afraid that my colleagues will be involved.
"You go to work, I'll help you spread the word when it's cold, and if you come to my mountain spring in the evening, I'll tell you the news, isn't it?"
"Okay."
Night Wanderer thought about it and felt that it was okay.
But just as he was about to turn around and leave, he heard the spotted python muttering when he boiled water: "Alas, I've been busy all night, and I'm hungry, but I want to eat two wild boars to satisfy my hunger and relieve my hunger......"
"Hey! My brother, you want to eat a wild boar, tell me earlier. When the evening shift arrives, I will bring you two big wild boars. Five hundred pounds each, never starve you. ”
"What's so embarrassing about that......
"They are all brothers, don't be separated, don't refuse."
"Then I'll ......"
"Be sure to take it!"
"Then thank you for your heart, thank you for ......"
The spotted python wiped his mouth, and quickly thanked him, smiling happily.
The local night wanderer is also full of red light, but the patrol errand has not been done yet, and there is a lot of delay today, so I have to hurry up and finish the patrol after work.
But finally got a chance to get a hair, the night wandering god is also happy, while patrolling while humming a little tune, in the past night work, he has never been silent, today is breaking his own rules, the road and the trail hummed, the yin wind hit, scared a lot of creatures to scream, half of the small Wutong County is not peaceful.
Wei Hao carved for a long time, but also serious, seventeen "shell books" were sent down, and when the day was about to dawn, the owner of the fish ball stall yawned over, and saw that the stall was cleaned up, and there were hundreds of pots and pans, and he immediately danced happily.
If you get silver, you can prostitute tableware for nothing, and you don't have to work out of the stall, these days, if you have it every day.
Farewell to the local mountain god and water god, Wei Hao left satisfied, helped people, ate enough, and was in a good mood.
The dozens of big fish who had rested all night, seeing Wei Hao turn around, also took care of themselves and put on the reins, and when they gave an order, they swung their tails and continued to move forward against the current.
On the way, looking at more than a dozen rare treasures, Sister Bai was also surprised and delighted, although her family was rich, there were not many magic weapons, just money.
But the elder brother of the Wei family had a meal, and others gave away heaven and earth treasures.
What "Saint King Zibei" and "Seven Hundred Years of Ganoderma lucidum", it is like no money.
Ordinary doors, you can't buy it with money.
Don't look at the "700-year-old Ganoderma lucidum" It doesn't sound like much, but it has the ability to absorb its essence, transform it into cultivation, discount it, and take advantage of the 350-year year, which is also the essence at that time.
Sister Bai's own Taoism and cultivation are not counted.
When I think about it this way, I think it's not as good as a dog......
But this thought flashed, and she had a plan, in this family, Sister Tian, who is in charge of the meal, may not be able to help, but Wang Jiexing, a puppy, if he has it to help him, it is stronger than his brother's soul returning.
Those who become big things are not informal, so Sister Bai thought, when she was free, let Xiaoqing help walk the dog for the Wei family's brother, and take the opportunity to win over the relationship......