200 big husbands can bend and stretch
For the first time, I heard that there was a yaksha as a "Baojia Immortal", so many people in the city who could walk around came to see the market of Xiao Chen Xiang's family.
After all, it's a miracle.
And it's a lot of strange things mixed together, which makes people amazed.
"Father and son are filial but want to divide the family, it's just a strange."
"The male university is unmarried and independent, this is a strange thing."
"The giant prostitute wants to stop, this is Sanqi."
"For a 'Baojia Immortal', not a demon, not a ghost, not a spirit, not a monster, but a Yaksha, this is the Four Wonders."
A group of sparrows chirped non-stop, so noisy that the one-armed yaksha could not survive in broad daylight, and rushed out of the hall to shout: "You little ones with broken mouths, gray with black and white fur, get out of here!" What happened to the Yakshas? Did the Yaksha eat your rice?! Lao Tzu is happy! Lao Tzu willinglyβ"
"I'm in a hurry, who is not a 'Baojia Immortal', what are you in a hurry with a Yaksha? In a hurry to eat human flesh or drink human blood? What's wrong with saying two words? You don't lose a lot of meat and don't lose hair, and you are still on fire in the cold winter, do you have no firewood at home or is it hot? β
The little sparrows chattered and talked, and the one-armed yaksha was even more furious, picked up a handful of snow on the ground, smashed it when it was rounded, and roared in his mouth, "Lao Tzu has never eaten human flesh and drank human blood, just you thieves and birds are chewing here, get out!" Get outβ"
"Hey! You Yaksha doesn't eat human flesh or drink human blood, you are naturally timid. No wonder I can only come here to be a 'Baojia Immortal'......"
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Yaksha was furious, and said that these little sparrows are so annoying!
"You guys are rampant, be careful when I come to visit! It's scared to your familyβ"
After roaring like this, the sparrows finally shut up and hurried home, lest they be worried about the Yakshas.
"Humph!"
Throwing the snowball in his hand, the yaksha wandered around the house, and after becoming a "Baojia Immortal", it directly became invisible, and looked at it at the door, the plaque of the word "Chen Zhai" was a little crooked, so he went up to help him, and after straightening it, he nodded with satisfaction: "Well, it's good." β
Suddenly, he heard the bustle behind him, so he turned his head to look, and saw that there were countless stalls full of traffic, and the hawkers had their own accents, and the stalls were full of all kinds of things.
It's a common scene in the world, it's really never seen before, and the monster market goes to it a lot.
"Oh......"
With its mouth wide open, Yaksha seemed to have seen a strange scene, his eyes widened, and he often heard that some big demons were involved in lovers, and there were those who got married and had children.
The fireworks in the world are the most amazing things in the Three Realms.
Just because the description of everything comes from the collective wisdom of the human race, without the human race, many legends are gone.
It's all too rare to see a race like the Terrans who like to be described.
Even if there were, it didn't depict an infinite number of possible stories like the Terrans.
Emperors and generals, talented and beautiful women, fox spirits, grievances and hatreds......
A piece of history, a fragment, a picture, or even a sentence can be recorded in an instant in the long river of time.
The eyes of the little people, seeing the magnificent historical moments, will also record in their own way.
It can be a poem, a painting, a figure, a formula......
The powerful and insightful people of countless races do not want to reproduce this characteristic of the human race, but they can't do it.
There is only one reason for this, the human race can defeat desire with reason.
And this sense can be a mixture of countless complex feelings, with countless heroes and heroes who can sacrifice their lives to save a person who is far inferior to him.
This is the rational principle of "justice", which triumphs over the desire to survive.
This intellect, which is also irrational, incomprehensible to many races, is all the more attractive.
Principles such as "justice" are the shackles that the Terrans themselves put on themselves, and the shackles in this world should be spurned and heavy, but the Terrans sing praises for them.
Countless eras have passed, and not every member of the Terran will uphold "justice", but they will never skimp on praise.
Yaksha was ignorant, something that he didn't understand before, looking at the scenery of the streets and alleys, it took a deep breath and suddenly became enlightened.
I was consciously quite enlightened, and suddenly heard a voice from the courtyard: "Master! You've been reading for a morning, let's rest, it's still early in autumn, and no matter how hard you work after eating, it's not too late. β
When Yaksha heard this, he was immediately satisfied, and nodded again and again: "This Chen Mengnan used to be a prodigal loser, but now he knows that he can study hard, which can be called 'prodigal son'." β
stepped in, leaned in front of the study window and looked, and saw that Chen Mengnan was still struggling to write, and the food on the table in the compartment was already cold.
With such hard work, how can you not make Yaksha happy?
With this momentum to study, if you find a way to help secretly, you have to take the test!
It's just that Yaksha was suddenly stunned: No, isn't Chen Mengnan the same as Wei Elephant, both of whom are from the Ming Arithmetic Department? What is he writing so hard for?!
Stretching his neck to look inside, Chen Mengnan only felt that there was wind in the window, and he couldn't see the Yaksha, so he planned to close the window.
However, Yaksha glanced at it, and his mouth was crooked, and the green-faced fangs turned into iron-green crooked fangs!
ββ¦β¦ Chen Daguan shook his cuffs, smiled lewdly, and said in a low voice to Zhiniang: "Little lady, you don't want me to take someone to Xie Dalang to force debts......"
ββ¦β¦ Zhi Niang whimpered and sobbed, almost wanting to kill herself, but then she thought of Ailang's future, and ...... helplessly"
ββ¦β¦ Good lady, Luo Shang faded, it was really like condensed skin, fragrant cheeks like snow, Chen Daguan saw this, where could he still bear it, immediately lifted the hem of his clothes, held the slender Jiao'e jade feet with one hand, and ...... with the other"
Damn it!!!!
Yaksha was furious and tore this obscene prodigal speech straight away!!
It clearly remembered that Chen Mengnan swore to Wei Elephant that he would never prostitute again!
Well?!
Belch......
It doesn't seem to be a prostitution.
But I always felt that something was wrong.
Chen Mengnan was closing the window, and suddenly saw that the manuscript on the table was suddenly broken, and immediately shouted: "What a strange wind! Ruined my livelihood! β
Hurriedly re-attached the pieces of paper, and after finishing the matter, Chen Mengnan talked about the manuscript beautifully: "With this thing, find a bookstore to print a few sets, wouldn't it be appropriate to make a living." β
Saying that, Chen Mengnan found an abacus and crackled and dialed: "Will this thousand words and two pennies be lower?" But I'm new, so it's okay to go lower. Write 10,000 words a day, and you will have 20 articles. Let's mix food and clothing first, and when I hook the visitors, I will stop abruptly at the important place...... Hehe, I guess the boss has to raise the price if he doesn't raise the price. β
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Yaksha was speechless and numb to hear, this man...... I don't understand what they mean!
Not to mention, Chen Mengnan disguised himself and went out to sell words, lest he be recognized, there was a bookstore in Puningfang that specialized in essays like that, and asked Chen Mengnan to leave an address, but Chen Mengnan refused, only said that he would hang up the account first and calculate the money in a few days.
As for who the surname is, it will not be revealed, leaving only the nickname of "Four Strange Scattered People".
The Yaksha, who followed the whole process, was completely numb, and the original green seedling fangs were actually a lot softer because of several facial convulsions.
Back to the "Chen Mansion", it doesn't know what it is, is it a blessing or a curse?
For a few days, Chen Mengnan contributed more than 10,000 articles, and he did not take 100 articles in the account.
The bookstore owner is also cunning, and when he got Chen Mengnan's manuscript, he asked his storyteller to test the water in the wine shop first, and the praise was overwhelming!
Yaksha went out for a walk at night, and when he saw that the wine shop in the workshop was so lively, he still told the story of his own owner, so he suddenly couldn't help it, and appeared in the middle of the night, reminding Chen Mengnan: "Your text was taken by the storyteller to ask for a reward!" β
"Ouch! You're scared to death, you, you've never only had red sleeves to add fragrance, I'm unlucky, and Yaksha adds fragrance! Phew, good luck, if you have nothing to do, pour the night incense, Hugh will come to make noise. β
"You!"
Yaksha was furious, "I kindly remind you that others have begged for more than three taels of money in one night!" β
"You know a fart, this is called a long line to catch a big fish, I want to pinch it when I am in a hurry, what is more than three taels, let the boss ask for thirty taels is no problem."
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"I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, I've been a prostitute for so many years, what lady hasn't seen in the bright lights? Those poor scholars write and write about talented and beautiful people, who love to watch a bird. I'm all real here! Whether it's look, posture, skin color, figure, posture...... Harm, talking to you about this Yaksha, isn't it just playing the harp to the cow?! β
"You almost made a ghost husband for a cow!"
"Not to mention, the cow girl is stronger, but it may not be without taste......"
As he spoke, Chen Mengnan subconsciously stretched out his tongue and licked his lips, and Yaksha trembled directly when he saw it.
What a birdman!
"I don't know, I made a big wish with Brother Bai to fight a decisive battle in the capital and sweep Xiayi. When there is nowhere to prostitute in Great Xia, he will definitely wander away from the states and prostitute all the tribes of the Three Realms! β
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Yaksha's mouth opened wide, and it didn't know whether to praise or scold.
If you want to praise it, it's not a human business if he did it!
To say scolding...... This courage and courage has a black one, and it "Land Yaksha" can't do it......
"Hey, you Yakshas, can male and female male and female be beautiful and ugly?"
"In the eyes of the Yakshas, there is nothing beautiful or ugly, only delicious and not delicious."
"Ahh It's also a bit boring. If so, can there be beauties of other races? β
"If you talk about the princes in the world, there are also those who like it, and most of the women of the Rakshasa clan are beautiful in the eyes of the princes."
"If he has a chance to do it one day, he will bother you to introduce you more...... I'm going to put incense on you. β
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Seeing that Chen Mengnan really went to respectfully put on a stick of incense, Yaksha thought that he was saying it casually, but his nose sniffed it, and it was full of aroma.
It's a sincere request.
Oh, my God......
Yaksha suddenly felt a little panicked, just because Chen Mengnan didn't look like he was going to die next year, but he didn't want to stay in this house until next year.
Protect this Chen family, and spread it out in the future, what has become of it?
A pimp who matches the owner?!
"That's it, when you meet someone you like, you can give an introduction, and the benefits will not be less than your ......"
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Chen Mengnan no longer paid attention to the Yaksha, and continued to work hard, and now that he has opened his door, he is the head of the family, and he must have income.
If you don't make money to support your family, if you don't live, in the future, Brother Bai's body will recover, and he can't go out to play a young lady, and he has to pay for prostitution, right? !
Is this good? It's not good.
A good man has ambitions in all directions, and a big husband should be able to bend and stretch, be soft and hard.
"I'll polish your ink."
"There is labor."
The room was very dull, only the sound of Yaksha grinding ink, and the sound of Chen Mengnan forgetting to sleep and eating.