Chapter Forty-Nine: The Law Here, Don't Pass on the Ears of Three People! (Ask for a subscription!) )

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On the rattan chair, the quiet girl held a book and looked at it carefully, her black hair was not tied up on her shoulders at will, and occasionally a wisp of fresh wind blew across the balcony, and she looked up to arrange her hair.

The eyebrows and eyes were gathered in the wind, and then they were quiet with the wind, looking at the book in her hand, The girl looked through the pages one by one, and didn't seem to care about what she was reading, she didn't have any purpose to acquire knowledge, and she didn't involve any disputes of interest, she just focused on the original characters in the book.

This casual feeling of inaction made her feel excellent.

"Click......"

There was a writhing sound from the doorknob, and the girl put down her book, looked up, and ...... A dark figure appeared in the doorway, and sneaked in to take a look.

Then a turquoise and powerful rattan struck quickly, instantly binding the person and falling to the floor in an instant.

"The security in this world is not very good, there will be thieves coming to the door in broad daylight..."Li Shiqing muttered, gently raised her hand and pulled hard.

Syllable......

As Li Shiqing's rattan pulled, there was a snap on the floor, as if something wet had fallen, and the black figure fell to the ground, as if a piece of wet dirt had been thrown.

"Don't talk about it, poetry, it's me, let go of me!"

Covering his face, Lu Ming grinned in pain, and hurriedly shouted, "It's so ruthless......

Li Shiqing was taken aback, her body lifted slightly, walked to Lu Ming's side, and quickly took two steps back, covered her nose, and widened her eyes, "What are you doing here, so stinky?" ”

I saw that Lu Ming's whole body was pitch black, and every inch of skin exposed was like a volcanic mud mask, of course, Li Shiqing was definitely not that thing, first, Lu Ming never used that thing, and second, he had never heard that volcanic mud was stinky.

Have you ever heard of the essence of "Washing the Essence and Cutting the Essence...... Don't be surprised, untie me quickly~" explained, Lu Ming found that he was still tied with rattan, slipping on the floor like a loach.

"Oh, you're throwing people in the gutter and rolling around?"

"You're not going to go to school to peek at the young lady being beaten, are you?" Li Shiqing frowned, expressing doubt. According to what she knows about her boyfriend, it's okay to go out and be a traitor, but it's absolutely possible to brag and fart, and see a beautiful woman flirting with her.

And he's still going to school today......

"Washing the essence and cutting the marrow, it's really washing the essence and cutting the marrow, don't think about it~"

Lu Ming broke his thoughts, and swam into the bathroom step by step, locked the door, turned on the faucet, and then the sound of the water flowing sounded and... The smell of stinky and roasty taste.

Li Shiqing was suspicious of this, and felt the smell in the house change, and was shocked, and hurriedly ran to the balcony to open every window, and pressed the exhaust fan switch.

……

Half an hour later.

"It's comfortable~"

Looking at himself in the mirror, Lu Ming was a little incredulous, every inch of his skin was snow-white and tender, like a newborn baby.

Pulling the skin on his arm, a trace of blood appeared in the white and red in an instant, and Lu Ming felt a little embarrassed, this evolution route seemed to be a bit too much......

Dry your hair and return to the living room, the dirt on the ground has already been dragged and washed away by Li Shiqing, I have to say that it is good to have a good wife and mother, although she is a girlfriend for the time being, but it is only a matter of time before she evolves.

"I'm more than 1% merging with that little tree." With a sigh, Lu Ming lay on Li Shiqing's lap and explained softly.

With the help of the control of the card, Xiaoshu's power is fusing with him every minute, but this progress is extremely slow, and he usually feels warm in his body, and Lu Ming will get used to it after a long time.

When he was in the car just now, the fusion between his body and the little tree unconsciously just broke through the 1% limit, and then this magical scene happened, all the dirt in his body was like a water pipe that suddenly burst, as if it continued to be too much substance, and the water flow that was released nowhere finally found an outlet, and the black dirt began to squeeze out from every pore on his body.

Wash the essence and cut the marrow?!

It only took a second for the word to pop into his mind, and then he hurried to his home, as for why not find a public toilet on the street?

I didn't change my clothes, and I didn't seem to be doing it faster, and I couldn't be sure when it would stop.

Lu Ming didn't want to be treated as a refugee or a pervert by enthusiastic people on the street.

Fortunately, this feeling is very mild, except for the exclusion of something that stinks, Lu Ming did not feel any other discomfort, on the contrary, when everything is over, he can feel as light as a swallow after a few movements, and his body is obviously very good and strong, but at this moment, he feels much younger and immature.

There is a ...... Get back to the feeling of being 16 years old.

Lu Ming suddenly felt that if he traveled to an elite middle school now, he seemed to be able to adapt again...... It's really amazing that the feeling of being young comes back so quickly.

Obviously, a few hours ago, I was thinking about how I couldn't fit in...

"So, it's less than two months?" After Lu Ming finished explaining, ignoring his strange thoughts, Li Shiqing counted with her fingers, and couldn't help frowning slightly.

According to the original plan and time calculation, after Lu Ming fuses to 10%, the card will take the two of them into the next world, but according to the progress at that time, it should take almost two months to fuse to this progress.

At the moment, this progress seems to be accelerating, and it may not be more than two months.

"Probably, it's about a month away~"

Lu Ming was a little uncertain after calculating the progress, afraid that she would be worried, so he leaned over the somewhat ruddy arm that had just been pulled, and changed the topic: "Smell it quickly, am I fragrant?" I'm just a freshly baked pig's trotter! ”

"Big pig's trotters? Ha, you really are~" Sure enough, Li Shiqing was amused, and she really couldn't stand his out-of-the-box personality and cranial nerves.

His thinking is always so novel, the first time he saw a man calling himself a big pig's trotter, as if he had labeled himself twice, for fear that others would not know that he was a scumbag.

"Yes, you're a big pig's trotter, with a full head." Patting his face, Li Shiqing said with a smile, but it's really ...... Bai, she admitted, she was jealous, so she was ready to squeeze hard.

"Don't!" Pulling her hand away, Lu Ming stepped forward again and asked provocatively: "You can say that it is fragrant or not, after taking a bath, I feel that I am more fragrant than you now!" It's a bit of Tang monk meat. ”

"I don't know if it's fragrant or not, but you seem to have evolved into a little white face?"

Li Shiqing looked at him curiously, and couldn't help but reach out and poke his face again, this time it was not pulled away, and the tender feeling was like water...... Li Shiqing felt a little weird, her boyfriend was so tender......

Hmm, strange feeling.

"Little white face?"

The corners of his mouth twitched, these words are not good words, Lu Ming leaned his head closer, and said with a smile, "What?" Miss Li Shiqing, are you planning to support me? ”

"It's not impossible."

Following his example, pinching his nose, Li Shiqing chuckled.

She found that there was something strange about her, as the book says, two people like each other, and eventually they will slowly change into each other's shapes.

She can't help but learn to pinch Lu Ming's nose like Lu Ming pinched her nose now.

The movements and demeanor are so natural.

She didn't mean to be ashamed, just for the second of course.

“… I don't think you can afford it~" Caressing his chin, Lu Ming pondered for a while and then raised his eyes and said.

“???” Li Shiqing was stunned, staring at her eyes wide, revealing her puzzlement.

Lu Ming didn't speak, looked at her and smiled, and gradually his gaze began to move down, and then he was slapped down by Li Shiqing, who was aware of it.

"Hey, hey, don't afford to lose?!"

"Can't afford to lose? I can't afford to let you lose! ”

"You're sick in the head!" Li Shiqing's face was blood-red, and he was blue and unpredictable for a moment, but no matter what, the movements in his hands did not stop, and pinching Lu Ming's neck was a mess!

Hi!

Make your mouth high!

Ahh He's really too good!

At this moment, she really had the urge to beat him to death.

After playing (struggling hard) for a while, the two changed positions, and replaced Li Shiqing lying in Lu Ming's arms looking at him unhappily, grinding his teeth, and the urge to bite twice.

"Just kidding, my daughter-in-law won't dislike it no matter what."

"Disliked? You're endless, aren't you? The palms and waist were slightly forced, and Li Shiqing was about to get up as she spoke, but she was quickly gently pressed down by Lu Ming.

"Don't, I plead guilty and receive punishment."

"Tell me how you're going to admit your mistake."

Reaching out against his chin, not letting him lower his head and play tricks, Li Shiqing continued, "Stop biting my set, I want to see the actual action!" ”

“…… Eh, I'm Tang Seng meat now, I should let you eat it as soon as possible~" A lightning bolt was highlighted in his empty mind, Lu Ming lowered his upper body slightly, and said with a smile, biting the word 'eat' extremely hard.

Well, that's right, no problem.

As a boyfriend with a very positive outlook, if you have good things, you have to share them with your partner; Now that it has become Tang monk meat, there is nothing wrong with sharing yourself in the past!

This absolutely makes sense logically.

Sniffing his nose, Lu Ming's index finger moved, and he couldn't help but bully him hard.

"Hmm......"

Gu Yu

The roots of her ears turned red, and before she could say anything, feeling the distance between each other, Li Shiqing panicked slightly, even if she had prepared countless times in her heart, even if the usual actions of the two had already been intimate.

But when it came to that step, she still couldn't help but panic, her head was slightly chaotic, her heart was involuntarily a little hypoxic, and her body couldn't help but raise her temperature......

Not...... Me, what should I say?

……

Can't think of it......

That......

In the muddy, she fortunately closed her eyes, looking like I didn't understand anything, I was going to sleep, but from the extremely unsteady heavy breathing, and the unconsciously trembling of the wings of her nose, she knew that she must not have slept.

Then, she felt that her face was chirped by Lu Mingba......

…… Three times.

It was empty and quiet, and he still didn't do anything else.

Won't it?

Inexperienced too?

The curiosity in her heart made Li Shiqing couldn't help but secretly open her eyes and look at him.

I saw Lu Ming's eyes clear, holding her with one hand and contemplating with the other.

What was he thinking?

How do you want to take the next step?

Isn't it called the four T's?

How hilarious is he?

Not at all?

Then I'......

……

~" The ghost made a difference, Li Shiqing reached out and poked his arm, and then quickly closed his eyes, his eyelashes trembled slightly, and his breathing was two points faster.

Well, I fell asleep and was sleepwalking......

It wasn't me just now

Whew, nervous, nervous!

"Poetry, you understand, right?" How could that poke be hidden from Lu Ming, when he lowered his head and was about to chirp again, he seemed to think of something, and instead flicked her forehead three times with his fingers.

Well, in broad daylight...... What do you think?

The Bodhi Patriarch preached the Dharma and knocked Wukong three times, I chirped three times in a row, knocked three times, she should understand, right?

The Buddha said: The law here does not pass on the ears of three people!

There's nothing wrong with my idea!!

Tonight, in the middle of the night, in the wing, hehe!

Her eyes were unusually clear and clear, and Lu Ming blinked playfully after she opened her eyes, with an expression that you understand.

Li Shiqing: "......"

What does he mean?

Still winking at me?

With a weird smile on his face, he felt the tip of his heart too... I'm laughing....

Breathing slightly, Li Shiqing felt that Lu Ming was looking at his jokes, his face turned crimson in an instant, his pretty face was hot, and he was a little embarrassed and angry, but more of it was still rotating at high speed.

He's not that brain-dead, right?

No way?! No way?!

"Hehe, you're so smart~" Looking at her expression, Lu Ming felt that Li Shiqing understood and was shy, and couldn't help but smile more on his face.

She agreed, oh my god!

Ollie gives!

Lu Ming was a little excited, and the smile on the corner of his mouth couldn't be stopped, and even a little rampant.

It's enough for him to laugh a little, and he can laugh like that...... Forget about laughing, he still hugged me in a daze and laughed stupidly.

After a while, Li Shiqing confirmed that she felt that she had been tricked, and the shame that had just risen turned into an inexplicable anger in 0.012 seconds, and she pushed him away with a slap, and Li Shiqing covered her face and ran back to the bedroom.

It's so damning!

Lu Ming: "......"

Wasn't it good just now...... Shy?

"Ahem, poetry, what's wrong?" Adhering to the good habit of asking questions when she has a question, Lu Ming knocked on the door, as for why she knocked, because the door was locked by Li Shiqing, at the moment she was holding the pillow, biting it bite one by one, wanting to eat the pillow.

Listening to the nervous disorder outside knocking shamelessly on the door, she roared viciously:

"Get out!"

“…… So, do you understand? The deafening voice came, a little afraid, the main transmission was turned around, and a little uneasy, hesitated, Lu Ming boldly continued to ask.

Girlfriend, let her scold for a couple of sentences and there won't be a piece of meat.

It's done!

“…… Do you understand anything? Are you sick in the head? Did you break your brain today? ”

“???”

Counting with his fingers, Lu Ming had a smile on his face again and ran to the kitchen to cook.

One, two, three, three questions, three question marks......

There's nothing wrong with me, it's equal to my three times, Li Shiqing must have understood!!

No, I still have to deepen my impression and eat three dishes at noon!!

Thinking like this, someone is, and Lezai Lezai went to study which three dishes to make, and his mind continued to diverge his thinking, there must be three different cuisines, there must be three different flavors, and there must be three different colors......

Oh, and by the way, you have to use three kinds of rice for rice!

………………

Elite schools.

With a bell for the end of class, the students in the classroom ran to the cafeteria, and it was time to start eating once a day.

"Auntie, I want two chicken legs, one pig's trotters for me, and chicken tenders for ......."

"Box" put the lunch box on the steps, Han Duoduo swiped the card, and said, "Auntie, I'm the same as the stupid Bai Tian in front!" ”

"Little girl, you can't eat two servings by yourself." The aunt who was cooking in the cafeteria looked at her stunned, put down the spoon that she habitually raised, and said kindly, "You eat a lot, and if you have a double portion, it will easily hurt your stomach." ”

“…… Auntie, you read it wrong, I and the stupid Bai Tian in front of me are two people, each eating their own! ”

"Han Duoduo, who are you talking about stupid and sweet?"

"Say you~ Lin Miaomiao."

The two of them didn't give in to each other, and then Deng Xiaoqi hurriedly pulled Lin Miaomiao's arm, "Don't fight, the back will be blocked, and it will be miserable if the devil of the life teacher finds out." ”

Lin Miaomiao looked behind, and everyone was stretching their giraffe-like necks and looking at this side curiously...... It's rare for twins to quarrel.

"Let's go, let's go!"

In a panic, before she could justify with Han Duoduo, Lin Miaomiao hurriedly pulled Deng Xiaoqi away.

"Auntie, is there a problem with that one just now?" Han Duoduo put the dinner plate on the table again.

"Yes, no problem, you twins, you said it earlier......"

Auntie was stunned and smiled.

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