The director waited for them to finish the skin and began to say the rules:

"This season we were going to move to the mountains, but there was nothing there, so you had to build your own wooden houses and cultivate your own vegetable fields. We've helped you find a few trees that you can cut down, but you'll need to replant saplings and cut down a few trees to make up a few saplings. In addition, you are allowed to exchange rice, flour, grain and oil with the villagers. What to exchange for, you will discuss it yourself. ”

“……”

Now even Chu Tian, who made his debut in variety shows and is known as the "Queen of Variety Shows", wants to take the burden and quit:

"Director, not to mention that there are only four of us, Yin Yin and I are still girls, do you think we can build a wooden house and open a vegetable field in half a month with our thin arms and legs? You can afford to look down on us! ”

The director smiled kindly: "You have to believe in yourselves, you can definitely do it!" ”

“……”

Then, they moved.

From the small farm yard at the foot of the mountain, which was difficult to adapt to and decorated more and more warmly, they moved to the mountains where there was nothing and they had to rely on their own hard work to build infrastructure.

In fact, it is not a real mountain, but the mountain road is difficult to walk, and you can't drive into it at all, so you can only carry it by hand.

Xu Yin is okay, she just has a suitcase, plus she has a lot of strength, and it is no problem to carry it and climb a circle of mountains.

Chu Tian was miserable, she had three large suitcases by herself, and the assistant sent her back after she arrived, and the staff still had instruments and machines to transport, so she couldn't spare her hands to help her, and she almost cried.

Thanks to Xu Yin's strength, she can help her carry a lot of things, and Feng Shaoyu and Bai Ning also took turns to help her carry a while, otherwise the variety show celebrities will be defeated by variety shows, and even have the idea of quitting the circle.

Before the huts were built, they had to live in tents.

Xu Yin distributed the snake-proof sachets to the guests.

"Xu Yin, you still have this? Do you know we're going to come to the mountains this season? ”

Xu Yin paused: "No, I brought it with me last time." ”

"I see." Chu Tian laughed and teased her, "You shouldn't have bought it when you came to record the last season, right?" It didn't work? Hahaha! Anyway, it's good that you have it, or it will be miserable. The director is not a man! We didn't have time to prepare at all, and we didn't have any mental preparation, so we were directly thrown up the mountain by him. ”

The director is used to the fact that the guests are not a person at every turn, and said with a smile: "These program groups are prepared, but you have to exchange things." ”

“…… Not again! I don't listen, I don't listen! ”

Chu Tian pretended to cover her ears and pulled Xu Yin to pick up firewood.

Dinner hasn't been settled yet!

Although pots and pans have been brought, what about the stove? Do you want to build it with stones?

Xu Yin thought for a while and proposed, "Why don't we build a baking kiln?" I see that the villagers here grow some sweet potatoes every year, and I asked them to change some sweet potatoes, and it is good to roast them and eat them. ”

When Chu Tian heard this, he immediately thought of roasting sweet potatoes over firewood, but-

"It's easy for you to say, we guys, who would do that!"

"I will!" Xu Yin said, "I have studied the baking kiln, and I remember downloading the step drawings to ......."

She took out her mobile phone, pretended to rummage through the photo album, and actually called up the kiln drawings in the system warehouse and took a photo.

Chu Tian couldn't understand the drawings, but when she saw that Xu Yin was serious, she said:

"Then build one! It doesn't matter if it's not successful, it's a show anyway. You find a good content for the director, and it's too late for him to be happy. Director! Yin Yin helped you find a good material, should you reward her with something? ”

The director didn't say a word, and asked the assistant to send a basket of sweet potatoes.

“……”

Does this mean that Xu Yin built a baking kiln?

When Bai Ning and Feng Shaoyu came back from chopping a piece of wood, poured a bucket of mountain spring water by the way, and returned to the camp, they found that the two female guests had made themselves disgraced, as if they were playing with mud.

"What are you two doing?"

"Teacher Bai, Brother Yu, are you back? Come and see, Yin Yin has built a baking kiln. If it works, we'll have roasted sweet potatoes to eat at night! ”

Success is sure to be a success.

Xu Yin's craftsmanship in building a baking kiln is really at the level of a master.

If you are really poor one day, you may be able to earn a few dollars with this craft.

"Yo!" Bai Ning and Feng Shaoyu looked interested, "Xu Yin will still do this?" Terrible! ”

"But where did the cement and bricks come from?" Feng Shaoyu asked curiously.

"Hehe, let's take ten baked sweet potatoes and exchange them with the director." Chu Tian said, "Brother Yu, don't think about building a house with this, the director said, Yin Yin's contribution to the program team is half sold and half given to us, and there will be no such benefits in the future." ”

Feng Shaoyu: "......"

The director is another day of not being a man!

That night, Xu Jianyao's little expert Yin, used the completed baking kiln to bake one furnace after another of sweet potatoes for the guests and the director team.

The sweet potatoes roasted by real wood fire, without honey, still roasted with the sweet aroma of honey on the skin, have won unanimous praise from everyone.

After that, they started the recording routine of "The Wooden House of the Years in the Mountains".

The two male guests were responsible for logging and planing boards, but Xu Yin took the initiative to ask her to cut down the trees.

But she was rejected by Bai Ning and Feng Shaoyu, no matter how strong she was, she was still a delicate girl in their eyes.

Previously, she ploughed the fields and planted the rice by herself, that is, they would not drive those machines, and they would win by lying down with a cheeky face.

If you cut a piece of wood now and let Xu Yin come, not to mention that the show is easy to be criticized by the audience after it is broadcast, they themselves look down on themselves.

So the two female guests only need to be responsible for three meals a day, which is much easier than cutting down trees.

There are many things that can be eaten in the mountains in spring: stream fish, river shrimp, mushrooms, spring bamboo shoots, wild locust flowers...... Numerous.

Xu Yin once again experienced the fun of treasure hunting, and lit up the plants in the "Illustrated Guide to Chinese Herbal Medicine" from time to time.

The fish and shrimp in the stream are very small, and they can't be stewed directly to eat the kind that chopsticks can't hold, so Xu Yin has to use it to make porridge.

Take some mushrooms and spring bamboo shoots to exchange rice, flour, grain and oil with the villagers.

In fact, the villagers are not short of these foods, but they are veteran viewers of the program group, and they know that this is a task and are happy to exchange with the guests.

An enthusiastic villager also gave Xu Yin a small bottle of soil honey.

When the sweet potatoes were roasted that night, they smeared some soil honey on them, and the taste was so fragrant that the director team was so hungry that they swallowed their saliva collectively.

A few days have passed like this, and everyone seems to be used to this rhythm, except for the trouble of contacting the outside world.

The signal in the mountains is sometimes jet-lagged, and Xu Yin sometimes has to run to the bottom of the mountain to talk to the dean's mother on the phone.

On this day, she exchanged a few eggs with the villagers with acacia flowers and camellia, and was about to go up the mountain when she received a call from the agent.

"Umbro, I've finally got through to your call! If I can't get through again, I'm going to Wangwu Mountain. Luo Xin said on the other end of the phone, "That's the case, there is an old variety show on Pineapple Channel that wants to invite you to be a guest, "Please Come to My House as a Guest", I don't know if you have watched this show before?" ”

"Please come to my house as a guest"?

Isn't that the rogue variety show in the original text that used the original body as the control group of the actress for the sake of traffic and bad taste?

Xu Yin raised her hand to block her forehead, looked at the blue sky, and opened her cherry lips lightly: "I haven't seen it, I don't want to take it." ”

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