Chapter 439: Young Master Xiao pays tonight!
In the eyes of employees......
True team building: eat, drink, play, have fun, and indulge the devil in your heart.
Fake team building: the company's senior management will take you to live a healthy life together, starting with sports.
It's just a matter of working overtime, but it's hard to take a vacation, why don't you pull everyone out to exercise?
Why don't you take an hour out of working hours to lead employees to fitness?
Peace Hotel, Newark, New Jersey.
Sean Bank, 500 middle and senior managers all gathered together today for team building!
The whole audience, my Xiao Gongzi pays!
The purpose is that more than 300 middle and senior managers have just been brought in from the family, and with such a large scale of fresh blood joining, turmoil in the company is inevitable.
But soon Sean Bank has to meet the impact of the credit card business of other large institutions, how to make everyone familiar with it in the shortest possible time, how to let everyone not conflict in their work, and not produce too high internal friction, which has become a top priority for Sean, a manager!
It's just that this little problem can bother the big smart with a high IQ?
Apparently not!
There is a Tao that there are five irons in life!
They have been through the window together, carried a gun together, prostituted together, shared the spoils together, and squatted in the bars together......
It's impossible to be a classmate, and it's still okay to squat in the bars. Whoever dares to share the spoils together, Sean will be the first to kill him! The rest is to carry a gun together and prostitute together. This is the fastest way to get familiar with each other as soon as possible!
Fortunately, Sean also has the Peace Hotel, the best entertainment venue in the United States, which is claimed to be more tightly managed than the FBI headquarters, and there is no possibility of any privacy leakage, where you can vent any of your emotions to your heart's content, and there is no need to hide at all!
You can get high with anyone you know, anyone you don't know......
Of course, there are indeed men and women among the 500 people, but what does it matter?
Be happy......
However, once again, Sean must get everyone up to give a speech, have a meal, get to know each other first, and also accumulate energy for a while.
"Do you need me to introduce myself?" Sean took the microphone and walked up to the podium, looked around, and said with a smile: "I guess no, whether it is originally working at Sean Bank, or just coming from Rockefeller, you should know me." ”
"Do you know why everyone is here today, you know, it's going to cost me at least $1 million for a night here!"
"What?" Sean tilted his head to look at the people in the audience, "He said that he wanted everyone to get familiar with it as soon as possible so that they could carry out their work." ”
"Does everybody think so? I tell you, wrong! Sean waved his hand, "That's why I'm already the world's super-rich at a young age, and you're still in your infancy." ”
Sean nodded his head, "There is a difference in thinking. ”
"Call everyone over because Sean Bank has a bright future, because Sean Bank has stepped into the fast lane of development, and because Sean Bank will continue to sprint towards those old big banks and catch up with them!"
"Sean Bank is one of the banks with the fastest growth rate and the brightest money prospects in the world in recent years!"
"It is precisely because the speed of development is too fast that the talent training mechanism cannot keep up, so you will appear here, so you need to be familiar with it as soon as possible."
"You guys." Sean pointed to the crowd from Rockefeller and shouted: "In the Chase Manhattan system, it is difficult to see promotion opportunities, it is difficult to have space for you to display your talents, and the promotion channel is basically blocked, but in the booming Sean Bank, there is a stage for you to play to your heart's content, this is your opportunity, the best opportunity!" ”
Cheers rang out from the newcomers, and it was for this reason that they called the report to apply.
"You guys." Sean pointed to the old man who was originally Sean Bank and shouted: "You, with the development and growth of Sean Bank, whether it is salary or social status, compared to your former classmates and peers, you have been at the forefront, enjoying the envy, jealousy and hatred of the people around you, that (this chapter is not finished!) )
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You can't leave yourself behind, and you don't want those people to have a chance to mock you one day! ”
"Do you think I'm going to say some encouraging words today to make your blood boil and work hard every day?"
"I'm telling you, wrong!"
"As we all know, I'm always very direct and not so nice......" Sean grimaced, his gaze sweeping over the crowd of black oppressors.
"The main reason why Sean is developing so fast is because of me, Sean!" Sean gave a thumbs up and pointed at himself, ignoring the growing difficulty of the people below.
"You work for the company, the company gives you a high salary, an equivalent exchange, and the average salary of Sean Bank is 10% higher than that of the same industry, so I didn't treat you badly."
"Of course, I exploited your surplus value, and the boss did not exploit the surplus value of employees, so how could the company make money?"
"If the company doesn't make money, won't it go bankrupt?"
"If the company goes bankrupt, won't you have a job?"
"It's very simple!"
"So, if you want to get a higher salary, a higher social status, and enjoy a higher life, then work hard, Sean Bank is in a period of rapid development, take this high-speed train, in order to achieve your life goals, even if it is only for the short term, remember, only Sean Bank is better, you can be better!"
"It's not for me, it's not for the company, it's for yourself!"
"So, I don't care if you come first or later, the platform of Sean Bank has been provided to you, I don't care if you have grievances in your hearts, or if there are any contradictions, in my place, everyone is treated equally, and everything is in the interests of the company."
"Anyone who has caused heavy losses to the company because of infighting......" Sean paused, his eyes suddenly became murderous, "Don't worry, I'm a pacifist." ”
"I'm sending his family to Africa!!"
The scene was instantly quiet, and there were more than 500 people, and no one dared to speak out at this time.
What kind of pacifists, ghosts don't believe in them...... Can you go to Africa and come back alive?
Especially the more than 300 new arrivals from Rockefeller, their brains are buzzing at this moment!
I haven't experienced anything about meetings!
But the boss of the special meeting did not boost morale, but murderously threatened to kill the entire family of employees...... I've never experienced this before!
No, is it too late to quit Sean Bank? Sudden regret......
"Well, there's no need to have any psychological burden, as long as you don't have the intention of going against my Sean, then, this kind of thing can't happen."
"I, Sean, am a generous boss, Sean Bank is a dynamic social group, you will love it here."
"Below...... Let's enjoy it, Xiao Gongzi will pay for it today!! ”
“Mus!”
A shout, the sound of thumping flowers sounded, and the golden and red petals fell from the sky, and the people who had been prepared took out the prepared champagne and opened it with a "bang", and began to spray it on the people around them.
Not only that, but the high-altitude sprinklers also turned on and began to spray a mixture of flowers, wine, and a small amount of harsh hormones in all directions.
The sound of explosive music sounded, and under the atmosphere, everyone quickly forgot the cruel words that Sean released at the end, and the atmosphere suddenly became high.
Sean also gave up the center spot to the DJ, and stepped back to go around his private room.
"Wow, our Xiao Gongzi is here!" Xiaobu began to heckle first.
"Xiao Gongzi, I need you to pay!" The blonde-haired Jianguo also shouted.
Brother Xiaobu, the younger brother of Jianguo, the group of fox friends in New York, Jonas, Bill, Saul, *** Finch and others, as well as Sean's cheap big brother, and the younger sisters also cheered together.
Joining in is also Ellison and Paul Allen, who like to open a silver party, in terms of net worth, influence, family background, etc., they were originally not qualified to enter this circle, but with Sean as the guide, then there is no problem.
First official meeting with Paul Allen (this chapter is not finished!) )
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The noodles were on the silver party, which Sean didn't expect, but Paul Allen was happy.
"Pay!" Sean opened his arms and looked 'proud', "Your year's consumption, I'm Xiao Gongzi!" ”
嗷嗷嗷 Ч "O-0" Ч 嗷~~
The atmosphere in the big box was immediately high.
After running out for half a year, I finally had the opportunity to be with my friends, and Sean is also very high in nature today, clinking glasses one by one, and the wine is dry.
Hayden S. D. Rockefeller grabbed Sean's neck with a fierce expression, "Damn, we have to drink a few more drinks, but I know, it's the family fertility KPI plan that your kid proposed!" ”
"Ten children's foundation, my God, you devil!!"
"And then?" Sean looked at Hayden with disdain, "Anyway, you have to lie on top of women every day and keep going in and out, and you don't have to give birth, are you the comfortable one!" ”
Hayden snorted twice, "But, the family has minimum standards for women who give birth to children!" ”
"Isn't it pretty?" Sean asked rhetorically.
"That's right...... However, when I think of it as a task, I can't get interested, it's embarrassing. Hayden coughed lightly.
"Oh, hypocrisy!" Sean sneered, too lazy to answer, I don't know how many people want this kind of KPI.
"Hey, hey, my dearest brother, Hayden is comfortable, I'm going to suffer, it's painful to have a baby." At this time, Sean's sister Annan came over and grabbed Sean's arm, and the whole person hung up and shook from side to side, "I don't care, you have to compensate me!" ”
"Ahem, ahem......" Sean glanced down, so white, feeling the pressure on his arm, he couldn't help coughing lightly.
"This, how do you compensate, I can only help you find a few rich and handsome at most, how about that guy, the future is immeasurable!" Sean pointed to Ellison and Paul Allen on the other side.
Annan just glanced at him and turned his head, looked at Sean with a pair of apricot eyes, bit his lower lip, put the most to Sean's ear, and whispered with a charming face: "I want to..."
"Poof!" Sean squirted.
One sentence made Sean burn all over his body, too, too exciting!!
"No, not well." Sean gasped and refused.
"DuPont is fine..."
"It's ....... No, it's too evil, no...... Want...... Yes! ”
After a successful team building, Sean was busy again. Holiday?
That's the employee's business, where does the boss have any holidays... Labor protection laws protect laborers and have nothing to do with the capitalists.
The only benefit is that you can choose the location of your office, whether it's on a plane or on your own estate.
Lying on the deck chair of the offshore platform built by the sea by the sea of Kashima, Sean listened to Monroe Div's debriefing while enjoying a beautiful massage.
Sean pulled down his sunglasses a little, raised his eyebrows and said, "Why don't you lie down too, I'm lying, you're standing, I'm enjoying it, you're working, I'm so inhumane and exploiting." ”
The corners of Monroe Div's mouth twitched, and he gritted his teeth: So, why can't you choose to be in the study, you have to be here?
Ten minutes later......
"The scenery is really good, and it's really comfortable to work like this!" Monroe Div changed into a swimsuit and lay down on a beach chair, while the Shawn maid gently pinched his back with her small hands.
"yes!" Sean replied with some amusement, "Then let's talk about it, what are the difficulties now, I came back this time mainly to solve the problem for you." ”
"There is no problem with the shortage of managers, but the biggest problem now is that the long-standing habits of the American people to use cash are difficult to change, which has led to great difficulties in the popularization of credit cards." Monroe Dolph said as he lay on his beach chair.
"That's ...... question," Sean frowned slightly, it was difficult enough to change a person's habits, let alone a group of people......
It's still the Peace Hotel, it's still Sean's box.
He likes to talk about things here, enough (this chapter is not finished!). )
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Safe and adequate to protect privacy.
Chase Manhattan, JP Morgan, Bank of America, Citigroup, Wells Fargo, Morgan Stanley, Goldman Sachs, Mellon, Mingdao...... Sean took the initiative to contact, and the heads of the top banks in the United States all arrived.
After all, it was Sean who personally entertained them, and they had to come, and their identities were equal.
After greeting each other and touting each other, Sean brought up the topic: "Everyone is now preparing to start a credit card business, I don't know how it will go!" ”
There was a burst of laughter, and the CEOs of several companies looked at each other embarrassedly, but no one spoke.
After all, this business was made by Sean, and they turned their heads and began to follow the trend, and now they are facing the main master, if it is an ordinary person, it is just that, and in the face of Sean, they are somewhat lacking in confidence.
"What's the matter? Looks like you're a little embarrassed? Sean teased with a smile on his face: "Or, your conscience will find out and cancel this business?" ”
There was another burst of laughter, and no one spoke.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but it's impossible to give up the business, businessman, face is here.
Sean stretched out his hand and nodded one by one, shook his head, and then said: "Your company owes me a favor, don't refuse me when I come to ask for it one day." ”
"Of course, there is something that needs to be cooperated, just ask!" A group of CEOs said in a gossipy voice.
"I'll assume you've all agreed." Sean didn't care about the little trick of changing the favor to the need for cooperation, and forcibly set the favor.
You can't be polite with these shameless people, and besides, he's not easy to mess with.
"I came to you today because of something that has caused trouble to all of us, people are used to using cash for transactions, which has caused a lot of trouble to promote credit cards and card machines, and I believe you have also felt it."
Speaking of this, everyone's expressions immediately became solemn.
"Since Mr. Sean has brought us all here and brought up this matter, there must be something to do!" Max Lowry, CEO of Chase Manhattan, immediately answered.
Everyone also looked at Sean. Half a month later, Capitol Hill.
A donkey MP stood on the podium and a document was placed on the podium and began his speech.
"Before I came here today, I suddenly wanted to eat an ice cream, so I stopped the car and went to the side of the road to buy it."
"Luckily, I got the ice cream, it was delicious, unfortunately, I didn't have any change on me, I gave him $20 and got a lot of change back." As he spoke, the councillor picked up his wallet and counted it.
I saw the congressman frown, "Damn, it's $1 less...... It must have fallen there! ”
In the United States, every politician must be proficient in acting, and learn to perform without physical objects.
"Well, I believe everyone has this experience, buy a little something, get back a lot of change, these change is easy to throw away, change wastes a lot of time."
There was a burst of laughter at the scene, everyone had this experience, it was really annoying, especially the coins, which were too easy to throw away.
"I don't like change, and I believe that merchants don't like it either, it's easy to make mistakes, and you also need to prepare a lot of change before opening every day, and you have to count it clearly when you close the door, it's too troublesome!"
"I commissioned a survey agency to conduct a survey before, they counted 1,000 people, and they wasted as much as 20 minutes of change every day, and 121 hours a year, that is, 5 days, with an average life expectancy of 70, the time wasted on change in our lives is as high as 1 year!!"
"It's scary, isn't it, gentlemen."
"I've found it very unsafe to carry cash, especially a lot of cash, and it's a well-known fact that crime is high in the United States, especially in those middle and lower class neighborhoods, where people can be robbed at any time, especially if you expose a large amount of cash."
"Even if the money is robbed, the most fearful thing is that your life will be harmed, right, gentlemen."
"So, can we avoid this?"
"Obviously, the times are progressing, and technology is developing (this chapter is not finished!). )
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The emergence of credit cards and credit card machines has solved this annoyance for people, not only improving the efficiency of buying things, but also facilitating merchants, and protecting the safety of people's funds and property because of the need to reduce the need to carry cash. ”
"The above is my impression, and it has nothing to do with today's proposal, so let's get to the point!" The donkey MP said with a smile.
The crowd of people listening to the report below also laughed, but none of them believed his nonsense.
"Today, the proposal I'm going to put forward is called 'How to curb the growing drug and other crimes.'" The United States has always been plagued by drug traffic, and you can see the drug deal on the street, in bars, toilets, movie theaters, anywhere."
"I think that the drug problem breeds too much crime, which is what none of us here want to see."
"Obviously, it's not realistic to get drugs out of the streets, the truth is that we don't have that many police."
"So, is there any other way, my answer is yes!" The donkey party member raised his hand and said: "I propose to give the police a right to confiscate cash that cannot be proven to be legitimate income!" ”
After the proposal is finished, let's move on to the question session.
"Why confiscate cash." The parliamentarian who thought he was from the Donkey Party raised his hand and asked.
"Because illegal and criminal transactions, including drugs, cannot be transferred in the bank and will leave evidence, so this type of criminal transaction uses cash, a large amount of cash."
"Does giving the police arbitrary confiscation of cash violate human rights in the course of law enforcement?"
"It can be controlled by rules and regulations."
"What if you can't provide proof of legal income for this cash on the spot?"
"The police must issue a receipt when confiscating it, and if it can be proved afterwards, the money can naturally be returned, and we are a legal society."
"It is impossible for all cash to be proved ......"
Sean smiled and pointed to the picture on the TV and smiled: "Good guy, it's the same as the real thing, if I hadn't known that a big consortium had done public relations a long time ago, I would have almost believed it!" ”
Half a month ago, Sean asked everyone to talk about this matter.
What if a capitalist wants to promote a new industry or business model, but is resisted?
Find the government!
What does the government do?
Solve the troubles for the capitalists, of course!
Otherwise, it's still for the people?
What is a capitalist government?
A government that cannot solve the troubles of the capitalists is not a good government. A bad government is going to be overthrown!
Of course, there must be a reasonable and legal veneer for this matter, such as the Civil Forfeiture Act, which aims to combat criminal transactions that must be carried out in cash, such as drugs.
The law stipulates that business transactions must go through a bank!
It's not a business transaction, so when you go out and carry a large amount of cash from an unknown source, no one believes that you are not committing a criminal activity!
Impeccable and above board!
As for how to shop without a large sum of cash, isn't it clear before?
Swiping the card to consume, can avoid change, can be easy to carry, can prevent loss, can ensure safety, can ensure that do not receive counterfeit money.... It's convenient for you, me and him, and there's nothing bad about it.
If you resolutely disagree and have to carry a large amount of cash with you, then no one will believe that you are not preparing to carry out illegal and criminal activities!
In this case, the police confiscate your cash and give you proof of legal income afterwards!
Fighting crime is everyone's responsibility!
"Smack" Sean picked up the remote control to turn off the TV, and turned his head to look at Monroe, "Now it's okay, the government is starting to push, and the police will cooperate with the confiscation of those crumbs that dare to carry cash for shopping." ”
"It's not good to go to Uncle Sean's bank to apply for a card, thinking about using cash all day long, and I don't have the spirit of dedication to the capitalists at all!"
"It really ...... that forced me to make a bill"
"Alright, dear Monroe, now I've removed all obstacles for you!"
What is the master of the country!
Tactical reclining!
(This chapter is not finished!) )
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