Q: How do I make friends with a French or an Englishman? A: Just scold the British or the French!

A joke between the French and the British, which can be heard for a lifetime.

Whenever there is a chance, whenever the other party is a little ugly, the other party will rush to laugh at the first time. Never absent!

Without the British making trouble, France would have swept across Europe long ago and completed the great unification!

Without the troubles of the French who did not hesitate to break the bank, the British empire on which the sun never sets would have lasted for 200 years! The waters of the four oceans cannot extinguish the grievances between the two countries.

The two countries have been entangled in war with each other for hundreds of years, and in comparison, China and Japan are just raising dogs to devour their masters for a short time, which is not worth mentioning.

Not only Sean laughed in the car, but everyone else laughed too, the baffle on the car did not rise, the driver laughed and twitched, and the car shook its head.

Lorraine bit her lip, glanced at a few people hatefully, and punched Sean back, "Is it so funny!" "There must be!" Sean gave an affirmation.

Lorraine snorted, forced the topic back, and continued to explain to Torre: "In fact, the colonies have been developed for hundreds of years, and the European colonists have been looking for better ways to do so."

"The European development of the African colonies was the earliest, after all, the distance between the two sides was too close, and the problem of nautical risks could almost be omitted, but in fact, the development of Africa was the latest, when the Spaniards, the Dutch, and the Portuguese would rather bypass the Cape of Good Hope in South Africa, carrying a 30% chance of shipwrecks and running the Asian route, and the British are the same, they just don't want to develop Africa."

"That's because of Huaxia!" Sean suddenly interjected, "300 years ago, in the 2000 years of history, Huaxia was the center of the world, at that time, as long as a big boat could go around Huaxia, even if it was pulling a pile of garbage back to Europe, it could be exchanged for a boatload of gold!"

Everyone in the car was speechless for a while, everyone knew that Sean admired Huaxia.

"Oh, but they're finished." Lorraine pouted, although she changed her American nationality, she was still British after all. Sean shrugged, "Please continue your performance."

Lorraine snorted and continued with a triumphant look, "Why don't Europeans develop Africa?"

"Because tropical diseases were unbearable for the European colonizers, the casualty rate was too high, coupled with poverty and backwardness, there were few resources, and it was difficult to develop, so it was ......"

"Ahem, that's not the reason." Sean couldn't help but interject again, causing Lorraine to look at him angrily, "That's it, I studied history when I was in the Six Divisions, that's what I said."

Sean smiled contemptuously, leaned back in his seat, and leaned back with a standard tactic, "Who do you believe!"

Norris, Torre, including the driver and the co-pilot's deputy, who was responsible for communicating with the entire security team, all looked at Sean.

Sean's mouth crooked, and Lorraine's angry teeth clenched. Regardless of right or wrong, Sean is too hateful to look like this.

But everyone is willing to believe Sean, including Lorraine herself, and what successful people say has its own credibility, and there is no need to discuss it.

"Don't believe it, South America is also hot, the climate of the tropical rainforest is harsher than that of Africa, where the savanna desert is dominant, there are more poisonous animals and plants, not the same occupied by colonizers, several feudal civilizations are extinct, and the climate in Southeast Asia is also hot, it will not be better than Africa, so this statement is not valid, it is nothing more than to cover up something." Sean's example is telling.

"Then why do you say that?" Lorraine asked curiously. "Negro!" Sean cut the railroad.

"Negro?" A few people were full of doubts, what does black people have to do with not being able to colonize? Not next to each other!

"I've always thought it's strange that blacks say that every continent has its own indigenous peoples, but North Africa is all white!" Sean shook his head and said, "Let's just say that Libya and Chad, there is almost no difference in climate and environment, the desert is dominant, not far apart, how did that evolve to be white on one side and black on the other?"

"Well, this question of the evolution of the species is not something I can understand, but I still have to say that what human beings originated in Africa, I do not firmly deny it, and I do not accept it

What a refutation!"

"Let's talk today about why Europe couldn't colonize Africa in the early years, and didn't start large-scale colonization until after 1870, because of the black people."

"It's not that the black people are stronger than the Indians, and they are stronger than the monkeys in Southeast Asia, but because of the color of their skin, there were no electric lights in those days, there was a lack of lighting equipment, and the cost of lighting was extremely high, so as soon as it got dark, ..... Sean spread his hands, and everyone instantly understood what he meant, "Before Africa was colonized, people didn't wear clothes, can you imagine how the colonists would deal with the harassment of blacks in the dark night?"

Everyone shuddered just thinking about it.

In the dark night, there is only a ray of starlight, and the black people with bare butts are lying on the grass, even if the distance is only two or three meters, you can't see them.

A natural protective color!

At such a close distance, the habits of life are still mainly hunting, poisoned arrows, blow arrows..... Even if you get hit, you won't be able to find out where the attacker is!

Since 1400, when Europeans began to explore Africa, white people in Africa are equivalent to wearing gold helmets and gold armor on the battlefield and riding white horses.

The arquebuses and queues that crisscrossed Europe were wasted in Africa, the logistics could not keep up, they could not find where the black men were hiding during the day, they were finished at night, and the invaders could be dragged down in a few days.

It's not that the black people are smart, they know how the enemy advances and retreats, and the enemy is tired and disturbs, it's that people have hunted like this for thousands of years, and it is engraved in the genes in their bones.

Fight head-to-head? Inexistent!

Hunting is not a special gladiatorial fight, Africans hunt since ancient times, using bows and arrows, javelins, blow arrows, etc., after a sneak attack, they have been chasing the prey, waiting for the hunt to dry up or be poisoned before going up to get the fruits of victory.

The so-called king of the forest, the king of the grassland, the tiger and the lion never hunt by head-on battles, they all rely on investment!

These problems did not exist when they colonized the Americas, and the Indians were especially yellow, and developed a relatively splendid civilization, with cities and communication, which Africa did not have.

Smallpox, measles, influenza, malaria, yellow fever, diphtheria, mumps, etc., caused the Indians to suffer heavy losses, which is impossible in Africa, without cities, the virus spreads in a small area, and has no impact.

Well, the African physique is also very good enough to withstand it.

Of course, it was not all smooth sailing for the European colonization of the Americas, the Indians were also very strong, the losses of the whites were equally heavy, and the pioneers were often attacked and killed by the Indians.

There were no horses and no cavalry in the Americas, they were brought by the Europeans, and later the Indians had cavalry....

Just listen to Sean continue:

"The turning point came in the middle of the 19th century, when the fixed-loading metal cartridges were used on a large scale, and automatic weapons appeared, and it was only then that they became capable of fighting blacks on the African continent."

"Don't believe it, in 1840 Britain completed the first industrial revolution, in 1870 Gram in Belgium invented the electric motor, in 1875 the first French power plant was built in Paris, boiling water can solve the problem of night lighting."

"In 1876, Britain accounted for 4 per cent of Africa, France less than 3 per cent, Spain, Portugal, the Netherlands, Belgium, Austria-Hungary together accounted for less than 3 per cent, no more than 10 per cent overall, and then, in 1885, that figure became 25 per cent, in 1900 it was 90.4 per cent, and in 1912 it was 100 per cent."

Lorraine's expression was tangled, "I always feel like you're talking nonsense."

"Isn't it reasonable, reasonable, and backed by data?" Sean looked dismissive.

"Well, yes, I'll admit it, you're right." Lorraine sighed, "I'm also starting to suspect that the reason given by MI6 or other agencies in Europe is trying to excuse the incompetence of the year."

Sean laughed, his laughter full of mockery: "The empire on which the sun never sets across the world and the world has always regarded itself as a civilized world, the center of the world

Europe had no way to deal with the primitive and backward Africans, and in 1775 the United States became very independent!"

"The First World War broke out three years after the 100 per cent occupation of Africa, and 13 years later it was the Second World War, and then the anti-colonial national independence movement began."

"The most despised by the world, the primitive and barbaric black Africans, are the people who have been colonized for the shortest time, and they have been preserved intact, while China, which has dominated the world for thousands of years, has fallen behind, and the Indians with splendid civilizations have been killed."

Ha'Sean shook his head as he spoke, the world is impermanent!

Torre had a smile on his face, although he didn't agree that he was the same race as black Africans, but in the end they were all black, and he was still very proud to hear Sean summarize it like this.

The smugness had to be suppressed, so as not to stimulate other people's hanging appearance and amuse Sean, so he went up and gave a set of combination punches.

Torre raised his face and straightened up his strong pectoralis muscles, come and come, add some strength, it's very comfortable! "Fark! Sean scolded.

"You haven't said why the United States is blocking the way of white people?" When Sean was done, Torre asked with a grin.

"I also asked, didn't you say it very clearly." Lorraine said quickly: "In 1775, the United States became independent from Britain, which made Britain and the whole of Europe discover a problem, killing the natives can indeed better develop the local area and make greater profits, but once the white people are spread and take root in a new land, a new community of interests will inevitably be formed."

"From politics to economics, the final result is to fight a fierce battle with the original motherland, relying on local advantages to drag down the motherland to complete independence."

"And the motherland seems to have been slashed with a wound that can never heal, triggering a new round of decline, and the sun of the empire that never sets will begin to set in the United States, of course they will not come to South Africa again, go crazy, dig their own grave!"

"Therefore, after 1775, the European colonizers resolutely did not wantonly kill in the colonies to open up new homes, but instead adopted a small number of whites as leaders and supported the local natives to carry out indirect management of interests to bundle interests, lower inputs, more efficient income, and a more stable ruling structure."

"Africa, South America, and Southeast Asia were all developed in this way, and the British government did not support it after the founding of the Brooke Kingdom, in fact, it was secretly suppressed, otherwise South Africa and the Brooke Kingdom would be the United States again."

Torre craned his neck, opened his mouth wide, looked at Lorraine in shock, then looked at Sean, and saw Sean nodding, then shouted in disbelief, "This.... Well, thanks to the United States!"

"Colonies all over the world are grateful to the United States and mourn the Indians!" Sean nodded heavily and said: "Just look at World War I, that kind of meat grinder battlefield, if you want to slaughter Africa or Southeast Asia, it's not too simple, machine gun fire, incendiary bombs burn mountains, at that time, there were no human rights organizations, it didn't matter about slaughtering civilians, white Europeans really had a chance to sweep the world."

Torre just thought about it in his head and couldn't help but shudder, he was almost, no, his grandfather or grandpa was almost gone, where would there be any black mixed race like them.

This topic is too heavy to think about.

"You were very polite just now, boss, you didn't even pull out a gun and put it on the head of the old man Pietra Adham, it's not Sean at all." Torre laughed and teased.

"I'm special...." Sean smashed his mouth, "It's not polite, but don't dare."

"Don't dare? It can't be!" Lorraine looked at Sean in surprise, "You say that, have you considered Norris's feelings? Ever considered Harvey's feelings? Have you ever considered how it feels to be intimidated by your Hollywood Big Five? Have you ever considered the feelings of those big drug lords who died in your hands, those *** armed leaders? Have you ever considered the feelings of the previous King of Morocco?"

Lorraine smashed a large number of questions, and Norris next to him subconsciously touched his waist.

At that time, Norris was just a small Hollywood producer, and he was caught out of bed by Torre, and his subordinates his woman in front of him, and he was beaten up so hard that he broke three belts and almost died on the spot.

You say no to me now

Dare! Hehe..... Scold.....

Of course, he didn't dare to ask this, he wasn't Lorraine, he was so beautiful, and he flirted with his boss all day long.

Sean patted Norris on the shoulder, he didn't expect to get to this point, "Can that be the same?"

"That's in the United States, Lao Tzu is a member of the Rockefeller family, a fucking American shareholder, and as for the other countries, after all, they are all white worlds, and the social structure is different from Africa."

"It's easy to kill Pietra Adem, but can I kill all the blacks of their tribe?" "Believe it or not, tomorrow the whole world will be covered by my massacre of civilians, and I don't want to live anymore."

"Besides, Pietra Adem killed Simple, but my reputation among the chiefs in South Africa and other places in Africa is completely stinking, who would dare to cooperate with me!"

"In the end, this is Africa, this is the world of black people, and my only way is to follow the style of the British in the late colonial period, cooperation, and support the locals, which is the most stable structure that has been proven."

Well, a few people nodded, it was reasonable, and the boss was not really crazy. "Of course, if it's the Sultan, *** or something..." Sean looked cold. ......

(Almighty reader, is there anything interesting in Zhuhai, Zhongshan, and Guangzhou?) I mean, take the kids, and introduce me, don't fix the places where the adults go. There is also a place to eat, delicious, local characteristics, come out for a trip, play badly, eat well! ）