Chapter 23: A Blessing in Disguise
On the way to Tiandu City, Dan Idiot was still complaining, and finally had a beautiful appearance, but in the end the two of them seized the limelight, Dan Idiot felt very unhappy, pouting like a child, expressing his dissatisfaction.
After they finished beating those big guys, they left the path of trial, and those big guys didn't dare to send people to follow them.
For Dan's childish approach, he smiled and said nothing, Wu Fan comforted him on the side, don't be sad, there will always be a chance for you to perform next time, although I don't know if the next time will be after the Year of the Monkey and the Horse Moon.
Hearing that this was not a comforting comfort, Dan couldn't wait to bite Wu Fan twice, and he muttered a few words angrily.
Suddenly remembered that after Rushuang beat those big guys just now, Wu Fan didn't know where to go, and only appeared next to them after a while.
"What are you going to do again?" asked Dan Idiot with a curious expression.
Wu Fan's face turned red and said, "Aren't they holding some treasure sharing conference? They have bullied my daughter-in-law for so long, I have to find some compensation, so ......"
Dan Idiot looked at Wu Fan's pretending to twist and look, as if he suddenly understood something, and said, "You kid shouldn't ...... Did you steal those three treasures?"
Wu Fan nodded embarrassedly.
Dan idiot let out a sad scream, really provoke no one, don't provoke this little demon! After bullying people, he didn't forget to scrape the skin on others.
"Wait, I seem to have forgotten something big!"
During the flight, Wu Fan suddenly remembered that he had only rescued Rushuang, but where were Shen Hui and Shen Yue'er?
Rushuang shook her head helplessly, Wu Fan, this kid is sometimes shrewd and terrifying, and sometimes he is rough and big.
"They are all in safe places. I moved them elsewhere before I was caught by them. ”
"Oh~"
Wu Fan breathed a sigh of relief.
The three of them returned to Tiandu City, Rushuang found Shen Hui and Shen Yue'er out of hiding, and the two of them were very happy to see Wu Fan and Dan Idiot come back.
Shen Hui immediately said that he wanted to go down to the restaurant to drink, except for the bad luck of the past two days, Wu Fan and the others had to let him.
On the wine table, Shen Hui poured a bottle of beer first, and then spit bitterness to Wu Fan, saying that some people rushed to the villa that day, and they couldn't help but say that they were going to arrest people, Rushuang negotiated with them, and ended up fighting with them.
Shen Hui said and gestured, spitting and dancing, his hands and feet danced, and he almost flew up.
Shen Yue'er sat there quietly, seeing that no one had an accident, her mood was very calm, and there were no waves.
She was almost killed by Han Qi, she has not yet come out of the shadows, she does not like to talk, and her smile rarely appears on her face. Just so quietly watching everyone.
Wu Fan pulled Shen Hui back and sat down, and asked him where he had been hidden by Rushuang in the past two days.
Shen Hui shook his head and said I don't know, I just know that there is nothing interesting here, but there are some bright red fruits to eat, and after eating only one, I don't feel hungry, and I am energetic.
Rushuang's face changed after hearing this, and she said, "You said you ate the fruit there?"
Shen Hui nodded and said yes, is there anything wrong?
Rushuang smiled and said, "There's nothing wrong with it, it's your luck." She looked at Shen Yue'er and said, "Did Miss Yue'er eat it too?"
Shen Yue'er nodded, the two of them stayed in that mysterious hiding place for three or five days, how could they survive without eating those fruits?
Rushuang said, "Those fruits bloom every three hundred years and bear fruit every three hundred years." It's a fairy peach seed that fell from the fairy realm, I planted it there, and after eating it, I can be reborn and embark on the path of cultivation!"
Shen Hui and Shen Yue'er looked at each other after hearing this, they didn't expect this bright red fruit to have such a big origin, so wouldn't the two of them be a blessing in disguise.
Shen Hui touched his chin and said, "No wonder I have a stomach fuss for a long time after eating, and the poop I pulled out is very smelly, it seems that it is because I was reborn." ”
A black line appeared on everyone's foreheads, this is still at the dinner table, and this still makes people not eat?
Shen Hui had long been envious of Wu Fan, Rushuang and others who could cultivate immortals, but he also knew that cultivating a discipline was by no means easy, and it required a firm will, and it was possible to achieve something without a future.
So he has always stayed away from this matter, and he didn't even have the heart to ask Wu Fan for advice.
But now he has eaten the immortal peach without knowing it, and he has changed his physique, that is, the most difficult step has been taken unconsciously, which has given him confidence in cultivation.
"Hey, Wu Fan, I've also eaten Xiantao now, when do you have to teach me two tricks, so that I can fly away like you, even if I can't beat the little monster, it's okay to use it to bubble the eyebrows, and pretend to be thirteen." ”
", you learned the art of cultivation just to do this? Lao Tzu didn't help you to abuse you, and let you go to harm the pure little beauty of the women of the good family. Wu Fan said angrily.
Shen Hui naturally entangled Wu Fan like a dog, and Wu Fan slapped him away.
Shen Hui had no choice but to shift the target, like frost and beauty like a fairy, except for smiling at Wu Fan, his expressions towards others were always faint, which made Shen Hui stay away, so he set his target on Dan Idiot.
Naturally, Dan Idiot would not easily teach him spells, not to mention that his purpose of learning spells was still so impure. Shen Hui swore that if Dan was willing to teach him, he would immediately take them to the most expensive KTV in the city to sing and drink.
After hearing this, Dan Idiot actually showed a thoughtful expression, as if he was weighing whether this deal was suitable or not. Wu Fan thought funny in his heart, could this little old man be okay?
Shen Hui stared at Dan Idiot with blank eyes, and saw that Dan Idiot was thinking for a long time and finally nodded and said, "Okay!" He immediately jumped three feet high, asked the waiter to settle the bill, and then took a taxi to kill the most luxurious and expensive KTV in the city.
When I came to KTV, the waiter saw their strange combination, and his eyes were a little weird, especially when he saw that Dan was so old, he still came here to consume, which is really rare.
Dan idiot seemed to be Grandma Liu who entered the Grand View Garden, and was dizzy by the dazzling lights and decorations in the KTV, and was pulled by Shen Hui to the box.
In the aisle, suddenly a drunk person walked over and went directly into Shen Yue'er's arms.
Wu Fan frowned and pulled Shen Yue'er to his side.
The man's eyes were drunk, he glanced up at Wu Fan, and said with a drunken smile, "What are you hiding, Lao Tzu is still going to hit you!"
Wu Fan snorted coldly, picked up his right hand, and hit it out of thin air in the direction of the drunk, and the drunk man immediately rotated three hundred and sixty degrees in place for two and a half weeks, and fell to the ground with a pop, dizzy, lying on the ground and unable to get up.
When Shen Hui saw it, he felt that his eyes were shining, and his determination to cultivate immortals was even stronger.
After a few people entered the box, Shen Hui ordered a few shocking songs as if he were trotting, and then snatched the two of them, one to Dan Idiot, and the other to hold it himself.
"Master, apprentice, I'll sing to you. ”
To be honest, he also thinks that this Dan idiot can't sing, and he can help with the microphone on the side.
Sure enough, although Dan Idiot felt that these music were extremely shocking, he couldn't sing a word, and finally he tentatively asked, "Is there Peking Opera here......?"
"Peking Opera?" Shen Hui was dumbfounded, and Wu Fan laughed.
This old antique that has existed for a long time, and wants to sing Peking Opera, it seems that he shouldn't be in this place, right? Do you want to invite him to the Quintessence Grand Theater?
But the money has also been paid, and the box has been set, so it's too much of a loss to leave like this, in order to invite Dan Idiot to come here, but it cost Shen Hui almost all of his savings.
"Master, there is no Peking Opera here. I'll change it for you, don't you think it?" said Shen Hui with a flattering smile.
Dan was about to answer, when suddenly there was a bang, and the door of the box was kicked open violently, and seven or eight strong men rushed in. The one with a bright red palm print on his face was the guy who was knocked over by Wu Fan out of thin air in the corridor.
"Revenge is coming?"
Wu Fan thought funny in his heart, at his level, he no longer had the heart to treat these mortals as opponents.
He hadn't understood what this feeling was before, but now that he had really come to this point, when his opponents were all legendary masters and powerful masters of the super faction head, and seeing the clown jumping in front of him was really no different from looking at an ant.
The drunk man pointed at Wu Fan and said to his buddy a few cruelly, "That's this kid!"
A middle-aged man in a suit and leather shoes walked over and glanced at Wu Fan and the others a few times, his eyes were momentarily amazed when he passed by Shen Yue'er, but when he saw Rushuang, he was directly shocked.
But then he came to his senses and said to Wu Fan, "You hit my friend just now?"
Wu Fan nodded with a smile, "That's right." "I feel that this guy is so familiar, it seems that I have seen it somewhere. Where?
The man saw that Wu Fan looked calm and calm, and the rest of the people also looked as usual, and a certain guy was still smirking, looking at them as if watching a play, he couldn't help muttering in his heart, but he was confident that his strength was definitely not weak, and there was nothing uneven in Tiandu City, so he couldn't lose the battle.
"Apologize to my friend, otherwise...... Hum ...... "That person stared at Wu Fan with unkind eyes, and the meaning of the word hum can be imagined.
Wu Fan finally remembered who this guy in front of him was.
On the day he met the Chaos Patriarch, he was drinking coffee in an open-air café, and a man next to him was laughing at him, and this guy in front of him was him!
"Hey, it turned out to be an old acquaintance!" Wu Fan thought secretly in his heart.
At that time, Wu Fan was a penniless poor boy, but he was a rich and handsome person, Wu Fan could remember him, but how could he still remember Wu Fan?
It was even more impossible for him to imagine that he was no longer what he used to be at this time!
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