Chapter 176: The Ugly Wife

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Chapter 176 The Ugly Wife

Su Xiaoxiao simply stopped the car, subconsciously pressed his left rib with his right hand, and asked, "What do you want to do?"

Based on this action alone, Lei Dong could see that Su Xiaoxiao must be carrying a gun. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info "Xiaoxiao, don't you want me to be an informant, and you try to win me a hope of becoming a regular, I'm very touched. So I decided to behave before I officially cooperated with the police. ”

Su Xiaoxiao still didn't understand, and asked suspiciously, "What do you mean?"

"It is the duty of the police to fight the underworld and eliminate evil, Xiaoxiao, you must be eager to solve a big case, right?" Lei Dong smiled mysteriously and said: "Now, the opportunity has come, I know that in a certain place, a mysterious conference is being held, and all the gangsters in Tianhai City have appeared, and it is conservatively estimated that there are more than two hundred people participating." ”

"Is there such a thing?" Su Xiaoxiao's eyes immediately lit up, and he said excitedly: "Tell me, where is it, who is participating?" More than 200 people are gathering, good guys, the manpower of the criminal police team is definitely not enough, you must ask the leader for instructions and send armed police to arrest you!"

Lei Dong said: "What to catch, they just drank and chatted together, they didn't fight or kill, and they didn't walk and disrupt harmony, why did you arrest them?"

Su Xiaoxiao was disappointed and said, "It turns out that it's not a gangster, so what are you talking about?"

"It's really stupid, isn't it worthless if it's not popular? Understand the organizational structure of the underground forces in Tianhai City, understand which people are the underworld bosses in Tianhai City, which people are under the jurisdiction of whom, and which people have contradictions between them, isn't it the information that a police officer should have, and won't it help you solve the case in the future?"

Su Xiaoxiao was still a little hesitant and said, "The truth is this, but people are drinking together in a meeting, can I get in?"

Lei Dong smiled: "You definitely can't do it alone, but if you follow me, it's no problem, because I've also been invited." ”

"No, have you already joined the underworld?" Su Xiaoxiao gritted her teeth and threatened: "Don't blame me for not warning you, you are not allowed to do illegal and criminal things, otherwise I will not be soft on you." ”

"Don't be verbose, will you go or not?"

"Go, why don't you go?" Su Xiaoxiao patted the pistol on his waist and said with high spirits: "It's the Longtan Tiger's Den, Aunt and Grandma, I have also broken through today!"

"Alright, since you want to go, then take out the makeup bag!" Lei Dong held out his right hand.

"What are you doing with a makeup bag?"

"Makeup, of course. You are a policeman, there must be someone who knows you, you are not going to inquire about the news, but to provoke, in case anyone can't help but tear your little fresh meat, you have no place to cry. Lei Dong saw a lady's satchel next to the seat of the car, and immediately grabbed it.

"Don't look at my things!" Su Xiao was ashamed and hurriedly reached out to snatch it.

"What's the big deal, isn't it just an aunt's towel?" Lei Dongcai didn't care about this, poured out all the things inside, picked up the eyebrow pencil and foundation and began to draw on Su Xiaoxiao's face.

"I don't need you to help me with my makeup, I will ...... myself Stop, what are you pinching my face...... Ah, how can you still use acupuncture for makeup...... Redon, you bastard......"

"Don't move, I'm not responsible for piercing my eyes!"

Although Su Xiaoxiao struggled hard, after seeing Lei Dong actually show a silver needle with cold light, he suddenly didn't dare to move violently, worried that his face would be pricked by accident.

More than ten minutes later, when Su Xiaoxiao saw the results of Lei Dong's makeup through the rearview mirror of the car, his anger immediately turned into shock.

A beautiful face has become extremely ugly, the pink skin has become rough and sallow, the big watery eyes have become a big and a small, obviously willow eyebrows, but at this moment they have become inverted silkworm eyebrows, and what is even more incredible is that the muscles of Su Xiaoxiao's left cheek seem to have lost their mobility, not to mention the stiff expression, and they also pulled their mouths to the left, if they didn't work hard, they couldn't even close their mouths.

"God, how did you do it, even I can't recognize me?" opened her mouth to speak, Su Xiaoxiao's mouth leaked, she suddenly got angry again, and said: "It's ugly, I did it all over again, and I can't see anyone with a crooked mouth and slanted eyes?"

Lei Dong put away the silver needle and said with a smile: "Let's just take a moment, I call it the silver needle disguise technique, and what I am best at is to disguise beautiful women as ugly monsters." Only in this way will others not recognize you, and it will be beneficial to your investigation. ”

Su Xiaoxiao also knew this truth, but she was still a little unwilling: "It's too ugly, I will have nightmares at night." ”

"I'm doing this for your own good, you know in your heart what kind of people are, they can do anything when they are drunk. It's painted like this, so that people just want to vomit when they see it, who still thinks about your tender meat!" Lei Dong packed up his things, raised his hand and pointed ahead, and said, "Let's drive, I'll show you the way." ”

Su Xiaoxiao pouted and started the car, sped in the direction pointed by Lei Dong, and asked, "Why don't you put on makeup?"

Lei Dong said: "I'm a VIP, and I can't get in with makeup." ”

"Then what am I, your horse?" Su Xiaoxiao suddenly rolled her eyes and said, "If someone asks, I'll say it's your girlfriend." ”

"Stop, you're so ugly, I'm going to die with laughter!"

"You dare to call me ugly?" Su gritted his teeth pettily: "When I see your acquaintance later, I'll say I'm your wife, hum!"

Su Xiaoxiao's driving skills are good, and the car ran wildly all the way, and it took less than half an hour to come to the foot of the West Mountain.

When Lei Dong was in school, he had traveled to this area for a spring outing, and he had also been to the ruins called Lotus Temple, so he immediately judged that the blue brick and blue tile building halfway up the mountain was the location of the incense hall.

Looking up through the car window, the smoke curled in the Lotus Temple, and it was obvious that the work of killing pigs and sheep had begun. Outside the Lotus View Gate and on the path up the mountain, there are more than 20 black-clothed people standing in twos and threes, no need to ask, they are all Ma Tsai who are responsible for guarding.

When you get off the main road, turn left and go another 500 meters to the bottom of the mountain, and then go up the hill along the dirt road.

But suddenly, at the entrance of the fork in the road, a police car blocked in the middle of the road, and two people in traffic police uniforms stopped Su Xiaoxiao's car and saluted politely, but said in an undoubted tone: "Look at your driving license and driver's license!"

Su Xiaoxiao didn't care too much, and said while taking the driver's license: "Brother, this poor country also checks the car?"

"As long as it's a highway, we'll check it!" The traffic policeman took the driver's license and glanced at it, suddenly showed surprise on his face, and asked, "This is your driver's license?"

"Isn't it mine......" Halfway through the words, Su Xiaoxiao was suddenly stunned.

Now that my mouth is crooked, I guess I can't even recognize my mother, how can I be consistent with my driver's license?

Sure enough, the traffic policeman's face was cold, and he slammed the car door and shouted: "Get out of the car and check!"

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