Everyone waited anxiously, staring at the darkness around them, and every dark place seemed to lurk with fierce demonic beasts ready to sneak attack everyone. The dark valley became more and more secluded, and the palms of some people were sweating.

The sound of the "Sasha" creature cutting through the bushes made the crowd raise their weapons.

"Whew!" the two figures, one white and one black, suddenly howled out of the bushes, startling everyone. I don't know if it was intentional or intentional, everyone's weapons took off their hands one after another and threw them at the two of them.

"Eighth master's! I knew it was these two boys who were making trouble!"

"Captain, you have to fire these two bastards, or we're all going to have a heart attack. ”

"Cut, that's your cowardice, we are doing this to hone everyone's will, entertain everyone's body and mind, it can be said that the merit is great, the merit is immeasurable, how can you treat the hero like this!" The two who joked were not only brazen, but also struck back on their lips and threw the weapon in their arms to the ground.

Shang De appeared behind the two of them, "Let's take care of them, for the sake of the red envelopes of the two of them, it's not good to punish them again." ”

Sure enough, everyone didn't say much, just covered their mouths and snickered.

The two of them who were joking couldn't be happier, and Shand's words reminded them, and he sat on the ground indignantly and tickled. "Ouch, ouch, it's itchy. The screams of the two were miserable.

Everyone knew that these two people were just putting on a show and wanted to win sympathy, so everyone deliberately pretended not to know.

When the two of them saw that they couldn't do anything, they gave up. But other minds were stirred, one of them egging on the other.

"Brother Shang De, in the past, if you refused to drink, forget it, but today is your big day as the village chief, no matter what, you have to drink two sips to celebrate. One of the two kept urging Shang De to drink, the young man was dark-skinned, and only a pair of eyes could be seen in the dark night, holding a wine gourd and trying to pour it into Shang De's mouth, but was blocked by Shang De.

Originally a hunter who hunted monsters for a living, he was injured by monsters during a hunt ten years ago and escaped to the valley mouth of Dashan Village, where he was rescued by the village chief and the villagers. After that, he stayed, and became the only outsider in Dashan Village for ten years. Now that the previous village chief is old, Shang De has become the number one master in the village, so he took over the responsibility of sheltering the township and became the village head, and today is his first day as the village head.

"Heipi, don't mess around, you kid, I don't drink, I drink too much and get sleepy. ”

"Hey, Brother Shangde, what you say is not right, tell me not to drink then I will be sleepy. As the saying goes, I get drunk, my head is crazy, I don't want to think about my mother-in-law...... I thought of where my mother-in-law could still sleep. Come on, come on, no matter what, today you must take a sip, just a sip. The black-skinned guy Sanderson called him still wouldn't give up.

No matter what Ren Heipi said, Shangde just refused to drink.

"Okay, okay, Blackskin, don't waste your efforts, there's a reason why Brother Shang De refuses to drink. It was the other guy who spoke, a squinting, skinny handsome guy who was frowning at Sunder. The young man's white and tender face still has a bit of delicateness, although it is also exposed to the wind and sun, but his face has not become rough like others, but is tender like a woman. He is a famous flower heart in Dashan Village, but he can't help but look good, his mouth is slippery, there are many girls who are infatuated with him in Dashan Village, and the young men in the village are jealous, so someone gave him a nickname called Flower Monkey.

"Why?" everyone was curious.

"Because he's afraid that he will smoke his sister-in-law when he fights with him. The flower monkey said seriously.

"Phew, I knew your kid's stinky mouth couldn't spew fragrant farts-"

"Then why don't you drink it?"

"If you don't drink, you don't drink. ”

"That's not ......"

Shangde is famous for loving his wife, and the flower monkey always likes to joke about it, but now that he is the village chief, the flower monkey is still open-mouthed. Shande hated and was angry, but he was helpless to do anything about him.

"If you say it again, believe it or not, I'll cure you!"

"Brother Shangde, it's useless to scare just by scare, if you want to come, you can come really, how to cure it?"

"Give him a red butt. Someone suggested.

", we'll help you catch the little white face, Brother Shangde, you come to burn. The black skin called and a few people and pushed the monkey to the ground.

"Black skin, you traitor, you said that you will get drunk with the captain, and you will burn your eighth master, you will die!"

Heipi was not afraid of the threat, took off the flower monkey's pants, and slapped a few times on the white and tender buttocks.

"Look, look at it, this little white face, not only the face is white, but even the ass is smoother than ours, no wonder those little girls don't turn their eyes when they look at him. It's hot, it's going to be hot today. ”

Everyone was amused.

"Black skin, you eighth master, you don't have a sister, you deserve it! If you hadn't been filled with yellow urine all day long, and your mouth stinks, would those girls have been hiding far away from you?

"White ass, I won't get up, see what you can do?" Black Skin sat on the monkey's lap, crackling and using the monkey's ass as a drum. "Brother Shangde, you're here to burn!"

"Open, open. I'm going to go head-to-head with him!"

"Don't listen to him, fuck, this ass has to be hot today, and I have to engrave a few words for him——。 Blackskin reached for the fire stick.

Shang Tak glanced at the people who were holding the monkey, and they immediately let go.

"Blackskin, I'm going to take your eggs. The monkey rolled up, and before he could put on his pants, he rolled with the black skin.

The people who were on vigil looked at the two people who were scuffling, lifted their spirits, laughed, and coaxed on the side.

In the second half of the night, the black skin and the flower monkey were still making noise.

One clamped his legs tightly, the other tightly lifted his pants, and the two twisted together, stalemate in a peculiar shape.

"Alright, alright. After a while, the girls in the village will come out, and seeing you two like this, they may be misunderstood. Someone joked.

"You let go first!"

"You first. ”

"I shouted 1, 2, 3 at the same time. ”

"Good. ”

“1”

“2”

“3”

Neither of them let go, and scolded in unison: "Haha, you eighth master, I knew you were a liar." ”

After scolding, the two were still deadlocked.

Sand finally couldn't stand it anymore. "Okay, okay, don't make trouble, if you have nothing to do, it's almost time, you can walk around the village again. ”

"What? are we again?"

"It can't be like this, Brother Shangde, this time I have to change someone else!"

"Just you two have thick skin, don't be verbose, go quickly. Shangde, who is middle-aged, feels calm as a mountain to others, and his words carry an air of not being angry and arrogant.

Although the black skin and the flower monkey complained, they still stopped together.

"Don't we have beast repellent grass, why do we have to patrol every hour. If you want me to say, this rule should have been abolished a long time ago. The flower monkey had a bitter face, hoping to win the sympathy of everyone.

"No, it's time to scrap it. Blackskin chimed in.

"And it's only been more than half an hour, how can this be endured?" the flower monkey squinted at the moon above his head and muttered loudly.

"yes, yes, I'm still itching, Brother Shand!" said Blackskin.

The two sang and harmonized, looking for various reasons but not wanting to leave.

In fact, it can't be said that the two of them are lazy, beast repellent grass is a strange grass produced in the mountains, and the smell it produces makes the monsters very disgusted, so where there is it, the monsters will avoid it. Since the use of animal repellent grass, the safety of Dashan Village has been greatly improved. But there are pros and cons, although the smell of animal repellent grass can drive away monsters, but it will also attract mosquitoes at the same time, walk around from it, it is still quite scary, mosquitoes can not care about black skin and white skin. Both of them were equally afraid of the monkey's tickling taste.

Shang De naturally knew the hardships of the two, but he still insisted, "After the sun went down today, I heard the black crow barking, and at night I heard a noise from outside the village, not far from us, I vaguely felt that something had been approaching our big mountain village, and we had to guard against ·······it."

"Che, you say that every time, but in the end it's nothing. The flower monkey pinched his nose and falsetly complained.

Before Hei Pi could echo in time, the flower monkey closed his mouth and said in Hei Pi's voice again, "The new village chief is simply paranoid about the invasion of Warcraft. ”

Then he continued, "Oh, Blackskin, you're so right. ”

"Fart, I didn't say it. ”

"Okay! or be careful......

"Roar" Everyone was talking, and suddenly a beast roar suddenly sounded from the mountains not far away, which shocked everyone's hearts.

Definitely a beast!

Shande turned his head and stared at the black skin and the flower monkey, and the look in his eyes was self-evident.

When Shangde was serious, the two of them were still very in awe, and obediently shut up, you push me, I push yours, and began to patrol along the beast repellent grass.

"It's all your fault, they all say that the drunk captain is the drunk captain. ”

"It's right to blame you, who made you make a joke with the captain, and I will be retaliated against. ”

"This damn bird of doom, Black Crow, I'm going to shoot it down someday. ”

The two blamed each other, pushing and shoving, scolding and scolding, and before they had gone far enough, they suddenly fell to the ground at the same time.

"Ouch, what?"

Hearing that the cries of the two did not seem to be fake, Shande and the night watchman became vigilant again. Maybe the two were joking again, but everyone didn't dare to be careless about the lives of their companions, so they hurriedly rushed over, holding various weapons and carefully checking the surrounding movements.

In the mountains, there is always a danger of being attacked by fierce demonic beasts, and everyone is on guard and ready for battle.