Chapter 098: Who Wants to Take This Kind of Class
"Do you have to go to class today......
The drunkard master didn't have any alcohol on his body today, so he pitifully put his hands in his pockets and sucked his nose, the bloodshot in his eyes had taken up most of it, as if the alcohol addiction was bothering him.
Qiu Wuyi suddenly felt like something was stuffed in his throat, he couldn't swallow it, he couldn't spit it out, and his eyes subconsciously turned to the side.
The five of them had an amazing tacit understanding at this moment, focusing their eyes on one point, even Cheng Tiexuan and Ling Qi, who usually don't deal with each other, had the same meaning in their eyes.
That's -- I don't have to beat him.
Although he can roughly understand how valuable a person who can sew heavenly clothes is, Qiu Wuyi still wants to make a brick from the head of the drunkard master from the bottom of his heart.
"Ahem...... Teacher Dongfang ......"
Cheng Tiexuan cleared his throat, because he was the boss, he took a step forward and prepared to negotiate.
"Xiao Chengcheng even said that you were polite to me, and said that it was good to call you uncle, and then what? Can you skip class......
The drunkard master waved his big hand arrogantly and refused the title of Dongfang teacher, but when it came to class, only a second apart, his nose twitched again, and the majestic temperament he pretended to be suddenly disappeared cleanly.
"Uncle, what are we going to do without class?"
Fan Lingyushi asked this kind of question in shock, and suddenly Qiu Wuyi had an urge to cry, under normal circumstances, the word class is equivalent to sleeping for Fan Lingyu, could it be that this is the legendary thing must be reversed?
The others also looked at the drunkard master suspiciously, hoping to get an answer, and finally passed the most difficult exam and became the top class 1 student of Dongfang Tianwu Hall, but it turned out to be a teacher who didn't want to do anything, which was really unacceptable.
"Oh, you don't need to take such a simple class, uncle, I think I slept in every class that year, and in the end I didn't pass the exam, that kind of thing can be known by looking at it casually, it's better to have this time...... As...... Yes, it's better to take a good look at yourself. ”
The drunkard master squatted on the ground boredly and drew circles, as if he was afraid of trouble and perfunctory.
"Look at yourself? ”
Sha Ye actually nodded in agreement.
"Hey, don't get caught up in his words! Uncle, isn't your reason too bad!"
Ling Qi couldn't bear it a little anymore, glared at Sha Ye, and turned to point at the drunkard master and shouted.
"Oh, the reason is terrible? Do you really think so? If you know how to examine yourself, you probably won't even be shooting indiscriminately when the auxiliary effects on your body have disappeared, and you won't even know how to distribute your physical strength when you fight, and you don't know whether to protect others or let go of the fight, and if you think too much in your brain, you can't keep up with the rhythm of others' actions, are you sure you recognize yourself?"
The drunkard drew a few turtles on the ground, patted his sand-stained hands, and stood up.
“......”
Ling Qi was speechless for a moment, and she was silent in the face of a point-blank accusation. Update the first time, and every sentence of the drunkard master points out the shortcomings of everyone in the exam. For example, she ignored the attack damage bonus of the support effect and did not damage the eye of the Steel Emerald Dragon, and as a result, she was injured as a result.
"What about me, what about me!"
Cheng Tiexuan pointed to himself and asked again and again.
"You...... Hey, let's change the subject. ”
The drunkard master opened his mouth and thought for a while, as if he was thinking about who to save his daughter-in-law and mother when they fell into the water, and finally twisted his neck in Cheng Tiexuan's expectant gaze, ignoring the inquiry casually.
"Hey!"
Cheng Tiexuan screamed angrily.
"Hahaha, what's your situation...... It's special, it's the kind that can't be saved for the time being...... Ahem, you four, uncle, I have something to ask you, once you know your shortcomings, what should you do next?"
Ignoring Cheng Tiexuan's roar, the drunkard master changed his serious expression, although his gaze was still godless and decadent, but inexplicably stabbed the five people to calm down immediately, including Cheng Tiexuan.
"Naturally, I worked hard to make it up. ”
Shaye's answer seems to be flawless, and although it lacks the necessary personality, from a general point of view, such an answer will not be controversial, so it is appropriate.
When he said this, his expression was natural and flat, and he did not see the slightest perfunctory meaning. More and faster chapters are here.
"That's for sure. ”
Fan Lingyu learned Qiu Wuyi's hand-spreading movements, but he learned very bluntly, more like magic.
"That's just the idea of ordinary people, great, if you hear other answers, I really don't know how to teach you, uncle...... Come on, come on, class!"
The drunkard master's happy expression was like finally finding one he would do in a lot of questions he didn't understand, and he looked like an amnesty, even Qiu Wuyi felt embarrassed, is it really okay to have such a teacher?
With the same doubts, everyone followed the drunkard master.
Along the way, I passed through a variety of cultivation places, each of which seemed to be the first choice, but in fact, there were already many students who started their own cultivation.
But the drunkard master turned a deaf ear and moved forward, which couldn't help but make Qiu Wuyi look forward to it a little, it was like this, as an elite of Dongfang Tianwutang, the treatment would definitely not be the same as that of ordinary students.
However, after passing through the central belt, we came to the teacher's office building.
Maybe there is a secret cultivation ground under the office building, although Qiu Wuyi thinks it is strange, but similar cases are not uncommon, some things cannot be casually exposed.
"This is it, find a place to sit down first. ”
The drunkard kicked the door open in front of him, and it turned out to be an ordinary classroom, and he turned around and left the door.
"Brother, don't you want a written test?"
Fan Lingyu tugged at Qiu Wuyi's arm with palpitations.
"What are you kidding, it's all come to this point, and you still have to take a written test?"
Ling Qi casually pulled over a chair, slammed his feet on the table in front of him, and straightened his legs comfortably.
In the end, everyone sat down according to the instructions of the drunkard master, and listened to Cheng Tiexuan's suggestion and sat in a row.
Qiu Wuyi's hands were folded in front of him, quietly waiting for the footsteps from far to near.
"Hahaha, I've been waiting for a long time, come, one stack per person. ”
The drunkard master who recklessly broke into the door held a lot of blank paper, randomly distributed it to five people, and also dropped a lot of pens.
"It's ...... Do you want a written test?"
Shaye folded the white paper assigned to him neatly and meticulously. Be the first to update
"Bragging. ”
The drunkard master sat on the podium with his butt and banged on the blackboard.
Suddenly there was a dead silence in the room, because at this moment, the expression of the drunkard master was normal and serious.
"Excuse me...... What's bragging? Not so good. ”
Cheng Tiexuan raised his hand tremblingly, he didn't know what else the drunkard master would smoke, but this question was really quite subtle from his mouth, and he immediately gained a lot of eyes.
"Everyone writes about their merits on this stack of paper, the more the better, you have to write in detail, preferably with examples, whether it's realistic or unrealistic, it's not really realistic, it's more, eh...... It's okay to write it before lunchtime, right?"
The drunkard master scratched his bearded chin and said slowly.
"What's the point!"
Ling Qi slammed the table and stood up.
"Uncle, I want to see myself in your eyes, let's discuss it casually, uncle, I'll go sleep for a while. ”
With that, the drunkard master yawned, leaving the five people in the room to walk away.
"I don't understand it, but it seems to be very powerful. ”
Shaye has been deceived and convinced.
"Hmph, what kind of nonsense, you really want to write?"
Ling Qi bit the pen and held it in his mouth roughly, his face full of indignation.
"Of course I write! I don't know if I have enough time, my merits...... At least 100,000 words. ”
Cheng Tiexuan hesitated for a moment, gritted his teeth, grabbed the pen and immediately drew lines of text on the paper with enthusiasm, which was quite smooth and fast, what he was worried about was not anything else, but that he would not be able to explain his advantages in detail within the specified time.
"Cut, I don't believe it's not as long as you!"
Ling Qi's fighting spirit was unexpectedly stimulated by Cheng Tiexuan's behavior, and his brain became much more flexible, and he saw that he had written one after another.
Qiu Wuyi was vaguely aware of some things, but it was difficult to say it directly when he couldn't confirm it, so he also listed his excellence one by one.
To be honest, this is a rather shameful process, especially when racking your brains to review what you have written, and as time goes by, there is less and less content that can be written on it, Qiu Wuyi felt that it was about the same, so he raised his head and peeked at Fan Lingyu who was sitting beside him.
Sure enough, Fan Lingyu fell asleep holding a large stack of papers, although it seemed to have written something, it was obviously less than anyone else's.
"What is the record for the largest frontal straight punch that can penetrate twenty-four meters of rock formation?"
Qiu Wuyi quietly pulled the paper that Fan Lingyu had written, and there was only such a pitiful line on it.
"Huh, brother...... I can't think of anything good other than that. ”
Fan Lingyu didn't sleep very well and opened her eyes boredly.
"Who said no, like any innocent and cute, simple and straightforward, you can write it......"
Qiu Wuyi was already confused by this strange topic, and he blurted it out directly without thinking about it.
"Okay! I'll add a few of these too! Thank you. ”
Although Cheng Tiexuan worked hard to write, his ears were erected high, and as soon as he heard Qiu Wuyi's words, he immediately imposed them on himself.
"Brother...... In your eyes, that's how I am......"
Fan Lingyu blinked her shining eyes, but suddenly looked a little unnatural.
"Ahem...... I'll just give you an example, well, you can follow my train of thought. ”
Qiu Wuyi coughed to hide the embarrassment on his face, and immediately threw the white paper on Fan Lingyu's table, pretending to hold up what he had written in front of him.
Time flew by, and the sound of the drunkard master's swaying footsteps sounded in the corridor again, and Qiu Wuyi was already ready, waiting for the next development with many doubts.