Chapter 15: Repatriation Troops
Wang Sheng knew in his heart that he was quibbling, and it was meaningless: "That's right, I'm guarding against you, I haven't fully believed you yet, but I have to ask you, why don't you guard against me, how can you be sure that I don't want to kill you?"
The bald head laughed and replied: "What am I doing to prevent you, I will eat you, drink you, and if you kill me, you will not get any benefits! Besides, I just said, believe in a person, be honest with each other, I believe in you, why do I guard against you?"
Wang Sheng was speechless, and could only giggle like a bald head, and after a while, Wang Sheng asked, "When did you wake up?"
"It should be the second half of the night, when I woke up, I saw that you slept too soundly, so I haven't slept all the time!"
Wang Sheng asked suspiciously: "Why are you getting up in the middle of the night, why don't you continue to sleep?"
"Vigil!" The bald head replied very seriously: "This world is not safe, there is danger to life all the time, we are two people now, one sleeps, and the other keeps vigil, so that it will be safer, to have a good sleep, and the next day will have a good physical strength." As he spoke, the bald head yawned: "You slept soundly, I feel as if I didn't sleep all night." ”
Wang Sheng didn't expect that the bald head was so thoughtful, he didn't expect this, and he was actually thought of by a brainless bald head.
Wang Sheng took out four small bags of biscuits, two for each person, bald head was still the same, gobbling it up, but this time he didn't see Wang Sheng drooling again, lying on the bed, he had to sleep again, claiming that he was a laborer last night, and now he was sleepy.
"Let's go, are you sleeping on the way?"
The bald head complained without opening his eyes: "I can't eat enough, I don't care about you, and now I can't even sleep enough, so you might as well kill me!"
Wang Sheng really couldn't twist his bald head, and finally let the bald head sleep for an hour within an hour. Two hours later, Wang Sheng shook his bald head awake, but the bald head still couldn't sleep enough, and he was lying on the bed, so he had to sleep for another hour.
Wang Sheng picked up his marching bag: "Then you sleep, I'll go." ”
Wang Sheng deliberately slammed the door very loudly, and the bald head quickly got up from the bed, rubbed his face vigorously, and shouted loudly: "Let me be awake for two minutes!" ”
Wang Sheng stood at the door with a wicked smile on his face: "I'll give you five minutes." In five minutes, whatever you do, I won't wait for you. ”
Five minutes later, Wang Sheng and the bald head stood at the door of the hotel, and the bald head squinted at the eyes that had not yet woken up and asked, "Xiao Shengzi, where are we going?"
"Go back to my troops!" replied Wang Sheng.
The bald head pulled his neck and shouted, "Okay, let's go to your troops!"
Wang Sheng looked at the bald head suspiciously: "What are you doing so loudly!"
The bald head smiled and said, "Can you feel the beautiful air in the morning when you have a loud voice?"
The bald head behaved very strangely, Wang Sheng had to be suspicious, but he couldn't find a flaw. The bald head rubbed his eyes and asked, "Xiao Shengzi, what are we going back to your army for?"
"Go find that guide!" Wang Sheng replied categorically: "I have too many questions in my heart, I must ask him to understand." ”
The bald head shook his head and said: "I feel enough, this person should not be found, I have been in this world for more than half a year, and I have only seen him once." ”
Wang Sheng did not feel disappointed: "If the conditions permit, all impossible things must be tried, and if you don't try, you will never know the result?" If you find it, it's the best, if you can't find it, we will treat it as a tour." ”
The bald head looked indifferent: "As long as you provide me with food, you can go anywhere." I have no opinion!"
Wang Sheng smiled, his bald head was real, and he had almost no hiding from Wang Sheng. The two came to the train station, Wang Sheng arranged the itinerary, and the two embarked on the journey back to the army.
Wang Sheng's troops are in Hekou City, Yunnan Province, which is the pearl of southern Yunnan, an open border city, and a state-level port. The Nanxi River is the main navigation side, and it is located at the junction of China and Vietnam. It is across the river from Lao Cai City and Gu Liu City in Vietnam, and the three counties and cities of China and Vietnam stand together.
The way back to the army was smooth all the way, and he didn't encounter any danger, but there was one thing that made Wang Sheng feel a headache, the bald head always made him hungry, and he was always worried about the food in Wang Sheng's bag. Two days have passed, and the bald head knows that no matter what he wants, Wang Sheng will protect the food in the bag like protecting life. Later, lying on the chair of the train with a bald head and a rattling mouth, Wang Sheng asked curiously, "What do you eat?"
The bald head raised his fingers and replied: "Fingernails, if you don't give me food, I'm going to starve to death, fingernails are self-sufficient, do you still have to care about eating your own finger covers, I tell you, don't underestimate these nails, this thing supplements calcium, the most important point, I don't have to worry about you with a dead face!"
Wang Sheng smiled bitterly, his bald head looked so funny. took out a small bag of beef and smashed it the bald face: "Eat, eat, eat, know how to eat every day, don't choke you! Listen, this is the piece until dark, and there will be no more!"
The bald head hurriedly sat up, took the beef jerky in his hand, shook it in front of Wang Sheng's eyes, and sniffed it with his nose very enjoyably. Tearing off a small piece of beef with his fingernails, his mouth made a chirping sound, just this small piece of beef jerky, and the bald head actually chewed it for more than two hours.
When they came to Hekou City, the two did not stop at all, and rushed to Wang Sheng's unit non-stop. Wang Sheng's troops were far away from the city, and the two of them took the bus to the end point, and they had to walk for more than four hours, although the bald head did not ask for any more food, but his complaints did not stop, at first, Wang Sheng also explained to the bald head, and later, Wang Sheng simply ignored him. But the bald head was still foaming at the mouth, muttering and cursing.
Wang Sheng remembered a classic movie, "Journey to the West", the classic lines of Sun Wukong in the movie can completely describe his current feelings: This guy is okay and talks at length, and his mother-in-law and mother are crooked, as if there is a fly all day long, buzzing ...... Sorry, not one, it's a bunch of flies surrounding you, buzz...... Fly into your ears, help, so I'm going to grab this fly and squeeze its belly, pull its intestines out, and then use its intestines to strangle its neck and pull it hard. Oh, my whole tongue sticks out! I'm falling up and down in my hands. The whole world is quiet! Thinking of this, Wang Sheng couldn't help but snicker.
"Xiao Shengzi, my feet are almost blistered, you are still smiling there, what are you laughing at?"
Wang Sheng didn't answer him, his bald head seemed to be used to it, and he still complained to himself. Wang Sheng's ears were almost out of the calluse, and all he could do was to speed up his pace, and when he arrived at the troops one minute earlier, his ears would be quiet for one more minute.
Two and a half hours later, a sign of "Military Jurisdiction" appeared on the side of the road, the bald head raised his hands and cheered loudly, he thought they had arrived, but Wang Sheng walked straight to the mountain, standing in place with a stupefied head, how could he have thought that from this sign to Wang Sheng's troops, it would take at least more than two hours to walk.
Finally saw the gate of the troops, and sat on the ground with a bald head: "His grandmother's, this is the legendary army, it is really hidden enough, it is actually covered on the mountainside, if the city is attacked, I am afraid that there is no hurry to send troops." And this broken mountain road, why did the military spend go? What kind of broken road is this repair, it's all fucking curves, eighteen times more than the "Eighteen Bends of the Mountain Road", this big bend and small bend, let's talk less about walking more than 200 bends, you say, how many more roads to walk? I don't know if the head of this person who repairs the road is on the buttocks, if it is straight, will it have already arrived in the place? The person who designed it must have a problem with his brain, or else he will lack the heart and eyes? His uncle is tired to death!"
"Are you tired?"
The bald head scolded: "Damn, walking so far, you say you're tired!"
Wang Sheng said angrily: "I don't think you're tired, if you're tired, you will close your broken mouth soon!"
"What do you mean by my broken mouth?" said the bald head dissatisfied: "I haven't traveled so far since I was a child, I was miserable by you, I knew I wouldn't come here......"