Chapter 350: No matter how high the martial arts are, they are afraid of kitchen knives

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Lin Tongshi exclaimed: "Why did you sneak attack, this doesn't count?"

Lei Xiqian also jumped up in shock: "Brother, you don't talk about the rules!"

"Rules, sneak attack?" Lei Dong sneered: "I'm not a clown who entertains the audience on stage, what I'm pursuing is not rules, let alone gorgeousness, but how to knock the opponent to the ground as quickly as possible." Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 infoIf this is not a competition, this scorpion has become a dead scorpion, what are you going to talk to me about the rules?"

"You...... That's not what I want. Lin Tongshi hurriedly ran to the edge of the point and looked down.

"Don't worry, he can't die yet!" Lei Dong shook his head in disappointment, and was about to walk to the south side of the point to pick up the canvas bag.

"Lei Dong, I'll kill you!" Lan Sangkun's angry roar came from below the stage, and then he shouted, as if he wanted to jump back onto the high platform.

However, because of the unbearable pain between the chest and abdomen, the height of the jump was not enough, and the body hit the boulder and bounced back.

Lan Sangkun went crazy, took a detour to the south side of the steps and went up to the point platform, holding a long knife and pounced on Lei Dong with a hideous face.

"Stop!" Lin Tong jumped like thunder, rushed over and pulled Lan Sangkun back to the side of the point general, and said: "I don't want this kind of competition, I want to see your real kung fu." The two sides are ten meters apart, I shout one, two, three, you can attack each other!"

Lan Sangkun's chest was full of anger, and he held a long knife and shouted, "Then let's start!"

Lin Tongshi turned to Lei Dong and asked, "Brother Dong, are you ready, it looks like he is going to use a knife, do you have a weapon?"

"I said you guys are still finished? I just said that as long as it doesn't hurt my life, you can do it in any way, why doesn't it count? If the force of my kick just now is a little bigger, and the position is a little higher, he is already a dead man, what right do you have to yell at me?" Lei Dong looked a little impatient and said, "Okay, I'll give you another chance." But this time, let's talk the rules first, don't lose and chirp crookedly. ”

Lan Sangkun slammed his long knife to the ground and shouted, "If you can hold out for more than three minutes, I will leave China immediately!"

"Cut, duel with your tongue again, do you think it's interesting?" Lei Dong shook his head contemptuously.

"The rules are the same as just now, there are no restrictions on fists and feet, there are no restrictions on the way, but you can't hurt people's lives, I shout one, two, three, you can start. Lin Tongshi stood in the center of the platform, glanced at the canvas bag at Lei Dong's feet, and asked, "You should bring a weapon, right?" Take it out, Mr. Scorpion can't help it, you don't have to suffer." ”

"I can't help it. Lei Dong shook his head irritably, squatted down to open the canvas bag, and poured out all the contents inside.

There was a lot of commotion, there were really a lot of things, and Lin Tongshi's eyes were about to pop out.

A kitchen cutter, an axe, five fruit knives, and a mop stick are all that can barely be considered weapons, but what are dozens of iron nails, a pair of hiking boots, and three corn cobs that have been skimmed from the crop field?

What's even stranger is that there is actually a rope with a length of forty or fifty meters and an iron hook at the end, what is this to do?

Also, there is a black plastic bag with bulging inside, I don't know what it is.

"I was angry when I saw you people, Lao Tzu had a good retreat to the mountains and forests, and lived a quiet life, but you just looked for Lao Tzu to duel. It's not a tight time, Lao Tzu knocked on the door of the seven fellow villagers, and only then did he find such a thing, not even a thing to take advantage of. Lei Dong squatted down and rummaged for a while, picked up the axe and shook his head: "No, this is a big killer, it's too much to bully him." He picked up the iron nail again and shook his head: "It's not good, Lao Tzu's flying needle technique is like a machine gun, and he is still too bullied." ”

In the end, Lei Dong picked up the huge kitchen knife and flipped it in his hand, got up and said, "Forget it, just make do with this, anyway, he is also a garbage, not much more troublesome than chopping ribs." ”

Lin Tongshi frowned: "You just use this thing?"

"Enough, haven't you heard that no matter how high your martial arts are, you're afraid of kitchen knives?" Lei Dong held the knife in his right hand, yawned and said, "Hurry up and shout to start, I'm sleepy, and I'm over to go back to sleep." ”

Lin Tongshi shook his head helplessly, stood up straight in the center of the point, stretched out his arms, pointed at Lei Dong and Lan Sangkun respectively, and said loudly: "Attention, one ...... Two...... Three, let's go!" waved his arms downwards vigorously, and at the same time quickly retreated to the position of Lei Xiqian in the southwest corner of the point,

"Kill!" Lan Sangkun unsheathed his long knife, shouted, and pounced from north to south.

"Kill!" Lei Dong handed his left hand and pounced.

It's just that Lei Dong didn't pounce from the south to the north, but diagonally to the northwest, and an arrow step was in front of Lin Tongshi, and his right arm reached out, grabbing Lin Tongshi's shoulder and taking it into his arms.

"Ah, what are you doing!" Lyndon was startled, leaning forward and striking his right elbow into Lei Dong's chest.

"Brother, what are you doing!" Lei Xiqian was inexplicable, and also stood up and shouted loudly: "Sister Lin is my friend, you can't beat her!"

Lan Sangkun only hit four or five meters, but suddenly found that Lei Dong was no longer in a straight line, and his body immediately rotated right, pounced on Lei Dong again from east to west.

However, when the knife was raised, Lan Sangkun found that Lin Tongshi seemed to have been hit hard, and his body flew sideways, grabbing aimlessly in the air with his hands and feet.

Lin Tongshi is Lan Sangkun's boss, he naturally didn't dare to hurt him, and hurriedly put away the knife, bent his right leg, and planned to catch Lin Tongshi.

"Poof!" there was a faint sound, as if something had pierced into the flesh.

In an instant, Lan Sangkun felt a sharp pain in his left leg and knee, and he didn't know when an iron nail was nailed to it.

"Poof!" Lan Sangkun unloaded his legs and sat on the cold stone of the Dianjiangtai.

"Smack!" Lin Tongshi also fell, and his lower abdomen touched the iron nail, which instantly penetrated a few centimeters.

"You!" Lan Sangkun was furious, and was about to get up and scold, but suddenly saw a knife light coming straight to his throat.

The distance was so close, the moment Lan Sangkun discovered the sword light, it was already too late.

With a "bang", the knife light made intimate contact with Lan Sangkun's throat, Lan Sangkun's body instantly leaned back, and then he covered his throat and coughed violently.

"Lao Tzu said that no matter how high your martial arts are, you are afraid of kitchen knives, but do you believe it? Remember, you died again, if Lao Tzu uses the blade instead of the back of the knife, your head and body have been separated. Lei Dong stepped back seven or eight meters, blew the kitchen knife in a chic manner, and said: "If you still want to be a killer like you, save it, don't tarnish the glorious and great profession of killer." ”

"Leidon, you kick my ass!" Lin Tongshi got up and pounced on Leidong in a rage.

The five fingers of both hands stretched out, and the sharp nails seemed to tear Lei Dong apart.

However, Lintonsch only took three steps forward before he had to stop, because a sharp kitchen knife stood in the way.

Lei Dong laughed and said, "You set the rules, did you ever say that you are not allowed to kick your ass?"

Lin Tongshi was speechless, rubbed his painful buttocks and turned to Lan Sangkun, and asked worriedly, "Mr. Scorpion, how are you?"

Lan Sangkun's throat was hit by Lei Dong's kitchen knife, although it was not a blade, but the heavy back of the knife almost smashed his throat, and finally he took a breath and said viciously: "Lei Dong, you are despicable and shameless!"

"Don't you know that meanness and shamelessness is a compliment to a killer? Don't you know that the more despicable and shameless a killer is, the higher the chance of survival on the battlefield?" Lei Dong shook his head in disappointment and said, "With your little intelligence, I am really speechless. Killers pay attention to using all available means to achieve their goals, I said that you don't need iron nails to believe it, are you brain-dead?"

"You, you, you......" Lan Sangkun's eyes cracked, and he stood up with a long knife.

"What are you, hurry back to your country and become a boxing champion, if you really become a killer, you don't know how you died. Lei Dong waved his hand irritably, turned his head to Lei Xiqian, and said, "Sissi, the matter is settled, let's go back and rest." ”

Lan Sangkun was mad with anger, and raised his long knife: "Lei Dong, I'll kill you!"

"Mr. Scorpion, I think Brother Dong is right, if it is really a killer duel, you are indeed defeated. Although Lin Tongshi was annoyed that Lei Dong kicked her ass, she was also aware of the huge gap between Lan Sangkun and Lei Dong.

There is an essential difference between a killer and a boxing champion, in the performance ring, a boxing champion may be able to defeat a killer, but if it is a life-and-death duel, ten boxing champions may not be able to subdue a killer.

The wolf's fangs are really sharp, and even if there is no weapon in hand, the ability displayed is shocking.

"Mr. Lin, Lan Sangkun's honor cannot be desecrated, I must kill him today!" Lan Sangkun gritted his teeth and pulled out the iron nail under his left knee, and blood splattered in an instant. Lan Sangkun ignored his leg injury, limped forward two steps, raised his long knife flat, and shouted loudly: "Come out, kill him, come out, kill him!"

"Lan Sangkun, you are crazy, there is no need to take the following two tests! Mr. Lei Dong fully met our requirements, and he passed. Of course, you don't have to get excited, the promised $1 million will be remitted to your account tomorrow. Lin Tongshi was in a hurry and stepped forward to stop Lan Sangkun.

Lan Sangkun pushed Lin Tongshi aside, and continued to hold the long knife and roared: "Come out, kill him!"

"Are you annoyed?" Lei Dong walked to the canvas bag in annoyance, picked up the black plastic bag and threw it at Lan Sangkun's feet: "Take a good look, are you calling these two pieces of garbage, they can't get out, and they can't wake up until dawn." ”

The plastic bag was opened, and inside was a white cotton cloth, two walkie-talkies, two daggers, and a hand + crossbow.

"You ......" Lan Sangkun's face froze instantly.

"Brother Dong, you also checked the surrounding environment?" Lin Tongshi was even more stunned in surprise.

"Nonsense, Lao Tzu is a wolf's tooth and never fights unprepared battles. You specially arranged a martial arts competition here, if you don't get tired of it, if you don't come to check, won't you become a fool?" Lei Dong pinned the kitchen knife to his belt, bent down and grabbed an iron nail and put it in his pocket, and picked up the rope to carry it on his back, and said impatiently: "I knew it was a bunch of garbage waiting for me, so I wouldn't come, what a waste of time!"

"I'll kill you!" Lan Sangkun went completely insane, and no longer cared about the huge gap in strength, he raised his long knife again.

He's going to fight hard with Lei Dong!

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