Chapter 27: Cheers
In an instant, the shopkeeper's face changed dramatically. He said with a look of horror, "What, don't you want our food?" Then a look of grief appeared on his face, as if he had already known his death date in advance, and said excitedly: "You want to know how much money we spent and how many people we hired to help make this dish...... If you don't want our food, then our small shop will ...... I'm going to lose money for a few months, and I'm afraid I'm going to close down because of this!"
"Uncle Gongzi, and this honorable young lady, you can do well, and you want to serve these dishes. Just do it, just help us this time!" the shopkeeper was also next to him, and hurriedly persuaded in a frank and excited voice.
"Who just swore that I would be able to do a good job......? I didn't force you to do that!" Li Erbao said with a relaxed expression.
"Oops...... Well, that's all my confusion for a while! I, how can I be so self-conscious!" The shopkeeper was remorseful, and he gave himself two mouths fiercely!
A moment later, he suddenly turned his sadness into anger. Turning his head, he grabbed the collar of the shopkeeper next to him, and used his thick and fat palm to slap the shopkeeper seven or eight times in a row. At the same time, he scolded like a pig: "It's all because of you, if it weren't for your clumsiness, would this dish be so bad?"
"What, what, what does this have to do with me...... shopkeeper covered his face and said with a look of grievance.
But before he could finish his words, the shopkeeper slapped him again with a lightning slap. Then he drank: "You still dare to quibble?...... Get out of here!, get out of my way now!" and kicked him in the ass.
The shopkeeper didn't dare to resist in the slightest, covered his face and buttocks, and ran downstairs without looking back.
Watch this farce. has been sitting behind Li Erbao, calculating his own escape plan 'Fan Meiren'. I couldn't help but cover my cherry mouth, and I almost didn't laugh out loud.
The shopkeeper's anger finally came out! But the problem was still not solved.
So, the shopkeeper replaced the anger on his face with a pitiful look. With a sad tone, trembling lips, and a numbing voice, he looked at Li Erbao affectionately and said, "You can help me this time! In the future, I am willing to make cattle and horses for you for the rest of your life, eh...... It's okay to be a dog!"
"Oh?...... It's true. Li Erbao's eyes widened, and it was difficult to ask confidently.
"If you don't believe me, I can swear to God now!" After speaking, he actually knelt down on one knee, raised his right hand, and swore in a tone of extreme loyalty: "I swear to God! As long as the prince and this noble lady are willing to serve these drinks and food." I ......" He showed an unbearable expression, paused slightly, and then said, "I am willing to do one of your ...... from now on"
"Ahem! ahem......" Li Erbao deliberately pretended to cough to interrupt the shopkeeper's words. Then he said, "Although you are very willing to be my ...... right now But I'm sorry to tell you. I've never had much interest in raising dogs and other animals!" He shrugged his shoulders helplessly.
"What? you...... You ......" The shopkeeper seemed to have suffered a great humiliation! His eyes widened, his face turned red all of a sudden, and he stood up.
Just before the shopkeeper had time to get angry, Li Erbao continued to speak: "However, I wonder if you haven't been able to fully understand what I just said. What I just said 'don't want too much' is not the same as 'don't'. Actually............"
"It's not that you don't want to ?......," the shopkeeper interrupted him with a slightly surprised question. Then his eyes widened, and a hint of joy and hope appeared on his face.
"Actually, I was just trying to tell you that your food isn't very good, but I can barely accept it. But you misunderstood me. And excited, without breathing, he continued to speak. So...... I had no choice but to reluctantly follow your wishes!"
"You, are you telling the truth?" asked the shopkeeper, with a glazed gaze and a hard time of confidence.
"It's true!" Li Erbao said affirmatively.
"Oh my God...... You, you are both the kindest and kindest of you and your lady!" the shopkeeper exclaimed excitedly with the joy of an upstart.
Li Erbao turned his head and smiled at each other with 'Fan Beauty'. Then Li Erbao turned his head again and said, "Okay, the best way to thank us now is to go down quickly." We've been waiting until the food is getting cold!"
"Oh, yes, yes, I forgot! I'm sorry to delay such a precious meal time for two distinguished guests. I'm going to go down, I'm going down!' I'm going down!" the shopkeeper smiled genuinely as he touched the back of his head and bowed to them several times in succession.
Then he took a brisk little step and went downstairs happily!
"Oops! these two ridiculous guys are really joking!" Li Erbao smiled and looked at the back of the shopkeeper leaving, and shook his head helplessly. Then he opened the delicate paper fan and shook it slowly.
"It's really a matter of asking for money, not to the extreme!" Fan Meiren pursed her sexy cherry mouth and said contemptuously.
"Well...... Let's start now!Beauty!" Li Erbao said with a smile on the slender white shoulders of Fan Meiren, staring at his charming little face.
So, Fan Xiaoqi pretended to be shy and lowered his head and was silent.
Immediately, the two began to talk and laugh and eat.
After a while, Li Erbao picked up the wine glass, looked at Fan Xiaoqi's charming eyes and said, "Come on! For the sake of today's acquaintance between you and me, we have this toast!"
"This ......" Fan Xiaoqi knew that it was not easy to hide from this wine. So he pretended to be embarrassed and said, "Okay, Brother Erbao! Although I don't have much alcohol, I'm really happy to meet you today." Let's toast!" After speaking, he raised his wine glass and gently touched the glass with Li Erbao. Immediately, pretending to have a bitter face, he opened his cherry mouth and took a small sip of wine. Immediately, he pretended to be as shy as a girl and hung his head.
"Haha!" Seeing the 'sexy diva' so delicate and shy, touching look. Li Erbao couldn't help but feel crooked, born from the heart. After smiling happily, he continued: "Okay! There are few confidants in a thousand cups! Not to mention the 'confidantes'? We are going to have a drunken party today!"
"Ah...... No, no, it's not going to work. Brother Erbao, I didn't know how to drink......" Fan Xiaoqi panicked when he heard that he was going to 'get drunk and rest', and hurriedly said in a panic with his delicate little hands.
"No...... Who will drink in the first place? Isn't it, drinking, drinking?" Li Erbao persuaded with a ruffian-like smile.
"This ...... This...... That's going to have to be said first. I can only drink three small glasses at most. Fan Xiaoqi continued to say with a flustered expression.
"Okay, then I'll accompany my brother first and have three small drinks. Li Erbao said a little happily.
Then, the two began to fight and quarrel again, talk and laugh, flirt and scold, push and hug. One touched and pinched, and the other dodged and fled to eat and drink.
At this time, Fan Xiaoqi only hoped that it could be slowly delayed until the time for dinner. Then, he shirked that he was going to wait for a man who was already engaged, so as to escape from Li Erbao. However, he looked up at the weather...... Now it's only two o'clock in the afternoon at most. It's not good......
Soon after, a bottle of noble red wine was drunk. The two of them had already drunk more than three glasses! Li Erbao was a little drunk, Fan Xiaoqi was coughing and wheezing, and his mind began to feel a little dizzy.
However, Li Erbao had no intention of stopping. Not only did he not want to stop, but he also took advantage of this strength to pull Fan Xiaoqi to drink more and more!
Fan Xiaoqi naturally didn't want to drink it. But he couldn't dodge the entanglement of Li Erbao, whose skills were much higher than his own. Li Erbao kept hugging Fan Xiaoqi's small waist, touching and pinching and pinching. While grabbing the wine glass, he forcibly poured the wine into the cherry mouth of the 'Great Beauty'.
At this time, Fan Xiaoqi was like a little sparrow being locked in a cage and playing with him. The master can play as much as he wants, and no matter how much he tries to persuade and resist, it is in vain!
It's over!It's over...... It won't be long before he pushes me to the ground and I'm going to ......
Just when 'Fan Meiren' was in a desperate situation. Suddenly, a familiar voice rang in his ears............