Chapter 65: Sister Fairy Loses the Festival
Bloody Demon doesn't think like Lei Dong at all, he is greedy, all the goals of his life are directed to promotion, what he wants to do in his life is to be not afraid of cruelty, not afraid of death, and desperate to advance!
Blood flew to the canopy, a powerful force sucked him up, but he didn't flinch, the devouring fruit that grew in the devouring color, although it might kill him, was what he had to pursue, a thousand-year opportunity to improve his mana.
He was half sucked by the black power, half rushed to the center of the black power, and then he plucked a black pear that was a hundred times thicker than the blackness of the ink.
"Click!"
He opened his mouth and took a big bite, revealing the black pear flesh where he was bitten, and the blood greedily devoured these black pear flesh, and the sound was very terrifying.
Whether it is the golden monkey or the thunderbolt, after getting a pear, it immediately fell down the big pear tree, only this blood, but still stubbornly guarding the top of the tree, this greedy ghost, the power of a pear, for him is far from enough, far from enough!
"Whew!"
There was a sound of fire, as if a volcano was erupting above the bloody head, a powerful fire devouring force, burning the bloody body and scorching pain.
Bloody was waiting for the next pear to appear! Not afraid of death, he rushed towards the place where the fire was most intense.
"Whew!"
The bloody body was instantly ignited by the fire, this desperate guy, I don't know the power of the fairy pear born at this moment, before the fairy pear is ripe, he dared to start, but the powerful power emitted by the leakage of the fairy pear was burned squarely.
The blood fell to the ground, and a layer of charcoal skin had burned out of his body, if it wasn't for the super mana he had just eaten the black immortal pear, he would probably have been burned to ashes at this moment.
"What should I do? Such a good thing is on the top of my head, should I go or not?" Amizan was undecided, as a realm official, he knew the consequences of stealing pears, if he ate it secretly at this moment, unless he had the ability to escape from the fairy world, he would be wanted by the entire fairy world.
Just as the blood was falling, the red fairy pear was ripe, and it emitted a fiery light from the top of the tree, which shone across the sky.
"Damn, let's talk about it!"
Amizan was still a hard bird, and after hesitating for half a second, he leaped to the top of the tree, flew to the side of the fire, and plucked the red pear from the blazing firelight.
Amizan ate the fire pear, his body gradually warmed up, and the blood of the mortal man returned to his body, the hotter the body, the more square the blood and qi, and he suddenly rose a dry breath, I really wanted to fall into the mortal world and find a woman to sleep!
"Wow!"
The sound of a spring breeze sounded, and a cool breath in the forest poured on the top of Amizan's head, at this time, the lower part of him was filled with fire yuan, and the heat was unbearable, and the upper part was watered by coolness, alternating between hot and cold, and it was very uncomfortable, so he hurriedly fell down and jumped off the super pear tree.
Just then, the green fairy woke up.
The green fairy was attracted by the green light and looked at the top of the tree.
I saw a green pool of light appear on the top of the tree, and the light in the pool was turbulent, dissolving with the surrounding pear orchard, and in the middle of the green light, a dark green pear was slowly growing and forming.
When she saw the green pear, she was dumbfounded and exclaimed: "Wow! The fairy pear that only bears fruit once in three thousand years has come out!
Then she touched her head and was stunned: "Gold, wood, water, fire, earth, legend has it that if the fairy pear bears fruit, it will bear five at the same time, why now, there is only one left on this tree, and the other four?"
She turned her head and looked at the four thieves beside her.
The dead golden monkey who loved to take off people's clothes was swallowing the golden pear, which must have been so delicious that it ate all the belt cores, and when it was over, he ate it all.
"You ......" The green fairy looked at the golden monkey in shock.
Lei Dong also ate blue pears there, and half of them were left.
"You, you...... Shut me up!" the green fairy screamed, and ran towards the thunder.
"Gollum!" Lei Dong didn't wait for the green fairy to arrive, and swallowed the delicious pear into his stomach, sorry, this thing was so delicious, he didn't spit out the core.
The blood demon was eating the black pear, the blood demon was digesting slowly, eating slowly, and he still had half a pear in his hand.
The green fairy hurried over to snatch the bloody pear.
"There's another one there!" said Bloody, pointing to the only green pear left on the top of the tree, and he wondered that the green fairy also wanted to eat the pear!
The effect of the pear is really magical, in the past, when the blood was spoken, a word had to be repeated twice in a row, but this black pear has not been eaten yet, and the blood can speak completely.
Realizing the change in himself, the blood demon actually grinned at the green fairy, the saliva that flowed from the corners of his mouth...... It should scare off the green fairy, right?
"What's more, hurry up and spit out the pears you eat!" The green fairy, despite the disgusting blood, still wants to snatch the remnants of pears from the bloody mouth.
Seeing that something was wrong, the blood was struggling, so he stuffed the pear into his mouth in one gulp, and squeezed out a few words between his teeth: "The one who is bigger than me is the one who is the realm official!"
Bloody to death believed that the reason why the green fairy wanted to grab her own pears was because the green fairy also wanted to eat them.
The green fairy looked in the direction of the bloody finger, isn't it, damn dog realm official, eating that big red pear.
"Hey, dead fellow, stop your crimes!" the green fairy screamed.
"Hey, don't come here when you poke the pear, I'm eating this pear now, the man's fire is looking up, be careful that I rape you!"
Amizan said, his cheeks were already red like a soldering iron, and his words were already a little abnormal.
Amizan is telling the truth, he is wearing gold armor, but because of the fire pear, the gold armor on that part of the crotch is actually arched into a big bun shape by his guy.
The green fairy's lips trembled, that anger, that hate, that annoyance, that fear, the rescuers haven't come back yet, and they are not opponents, what should I do, I must do something, right?
She couldn't win the fight, so she had to scold: "Do you know what you are eating?"
Lei wiped his mouth: "You know, isn't it just a pear!"
"Pears, pears, do you know how precious these pears are? This pear orchard, don't look at the flowers blooming so much, but in fact it only bears five fruits in 3,000 years, 3,000 years, you short-lived ghosts, can you live a fraction? Such a good thing, this kind of heavenly thing, do you also deserve to eat, dare to eat it......" The green fairy began to count the waves of the river.
"Hey, aren't the pears just going to be eaten?" Listening to what the green fairy said so well, Lei Dong couldn't help licking his fingers, and there was still some residual essence, which couldn't be wasted, hehe.
"It's for food, but it's not for you four dogs! You wait, the whole fairy world will want you, everyone will eat your meat, pick your skin, smoke your tendons, and then take a kitchen knife, chop you 'bang bang' for a while, and then put it in the pot 'bang bang' for a burst of stir-frying, chop you to death, fry you to death!" The green fairy took a deep breath to prepare for another scolding.
"Hey, dead woman, are you finished?" Amizan was about to get angry.
"You are pigs, you are dogs, you are gluttonous toads. We have been waiting for a thousand years, and finally produced five pears, but we were eaten by you four imbecile bastards, I hate you, you must not die well, you will be reincarnated in the next life to become cow shit, dog shit, pig shit, horse shit, you go to shit...... "The more the green fairy scolds, the smoother it becomes, and she scolds the first in heaven and earth!
Even the golden monkey couldn't stand this kind of scolding, covering his ears and squeaking.
"Pear stab, scold again, scold me again, I'm really rushing up!" Amizan said, his eyes were red, this guy, since he ate pears, his physiology is not normal, the green fairy scolded him like this, he actually had an impulse inexplicably.
"Brother Jieguan, you hold this pear poking hand, Lao Tzu wants her to see how powerful!"
Thunder's eyes slipped, and he turned around and climbed up the tree.
Bloody looked at Lei Dong greedily, he wanted to eat the last pear, but he was burned by the fire just now, and he was no longer Lei Dong's opponent at this moment.
The little golden monkey ate the golden pear, but he looked full, and no longer grabbed the pear with Lei Dong.
Amizan said: "Hey, then again, the last pear, if you want to divide it, everyone will share it together, you can't swallow it alone!"
"I know!"
Lei Dong rushed to the tree in such a hurry to pick pears, not to eat the pears, he thought of a very interesting thing, didn't this girl make people's scalps tingle?
Thinking so, he swept down the tree, walked towards the green fairy and said, "You scold, you scold, you scold the four of us again to divide the last pear!"
"You are pigs, you are dogs, you are four-legged walking all over the ground, I can't beat you, I will scold you to death, I am going to send the most poisonous curse to the heavens now, I curse the person who eats this green pear, whoever eats it, who will become a hybrid pig out of the ass of a hybrid pig!"
Lei Dong walked in front of the green fairy and shook the green pear in front of her eyes: "There is a kind of you say it again!"
"I just said what's the matter? Whoever eats this pear will become pig,, and cow in the next life, and it is a hybrid pig with a diarrheal belly, a hybrid horse with a diarrheal belly, and a hybrid cow with a diarrheal belly, pulling every day, pulling all the time, pulling every !!!!!!!!!!second!
Lei Dong's face turned green, how can this mother-in-law be so scolded? Women are like tigers, and scolding can scold men to death, do you want to marry a wife in the future?
Then he looked directly at the green fairy and asked seriously, "Really?"