Chapter 24: Nosebleeds

Wuxia was slightly stunned, opened his mouth, took a few breaths, and looked like he wanted to speak and stopped, hesitating.

Wanchen carved the embarrassed look of martial arts, and said with a smile: "Husband, you have experienced a lot in this area, you can say a few more words! You can't expect me to say it from a weak woman, right?"

The bear child was surprised and said, "Is this something different between men and women? Why can't women say it?"

Qi Youdao guessed blindly: "It must be that men work hard and do more, so there is more to say!"

Wu Xia gritted his teeth and made up his mind, and said: "This matter is still not suitable for discussion and research, I see that when the opportunity comes, you should understand, don't be in a hurry!"

The bear child proposed: "Since it is not suitable to say, then you can do it for us to see! Anyway, it is still early today, you have finished it, maybe we can practice it again!"

Wanchen laughed out loud, laughing very heartily and happily. She squinted at Wuxia, wanting to see how he would respond.

Wuxia was a little unhappy, so he asked very obscenely: "Wanchen! Why don't we do it again?"

Wanchen slammed his fist on Wuxia and said, "you! I want your good deeds! I'm not a casual person." Don't forget that we still have business!"

Wuxia said: "You all saw it! It's not that I don't want to teach you, it's that Wanchen doesn't cooperate." In fact, this matter is not very complicated. After you take off your clothes, many things will happen naturally. ”

It turns out that I still have to take off my clothes! But why didn't Daddy Bear and Mother Bear not allow the bear child to take off his clothes to show me? Could it be that this chivalrous couple came up with some idea to assassinate people and want to do it while we were stripped naked? Anyway, I have been wandering recently, and it is a burden to have a child, so it is better to talk about it later! Qi Youdao said: "It seems that you are not very sincere. We'll figure out this sooner or later. Since you're here, if you want to follow, we don't mind!"

The bear child said uneasily: "Is this okay?"

Qi Youdao said: "They are so fast, if they really want to kill us, we can't get rid of them." It's better to let them follow!"

Wuxia said: "Don't worry, no matter what killers you encounter in the future, we will take action and resolutely protect your safety." ”

Qi Youdao said very arrogantly: "Okay!

Since then, the four have been in a group. Since he couldn't get rid of these two, Qi Youdao gave up his original plan and decided to find a place where no one was around.

This chivalrous couple is also very enthusiastic, often busy hunting and cooking, and when they encounter the market, they also pay for Qi Youdao and his family to buy a few clothes and a few pairs of shoes.

The bear child felt very moved, so he and Wanchen became good sisters, and often studied the problem of dressing up together after practicing, and talked and laughed very lively.

Qi Youdao never allowed the pair to watch him practice, so as not to reveal the secret. It is not unreasonable to say that the more people know, the faster they will die.

When encountering the killer, the pair also actively took action, and killed each other in a few moves. Although the opponent is not very strong, Qi Youdao can kill it with a lot of effort, but it is not as easy and casual as martial arts.

By observing the other party's actions, Qi Youdao felt that he really had a gap with them. If you fight, you basically have no chance of winning. This shows that the other party may really have no malicious intent, otherwise he would have died a long time ago. As a result, Qi Youdao is no longer so estranged from these two chivalrous couples, and often exchanges some experiences in practicing and specific problems in giving birth. The knowledge of having children is always useful, and since you have kung fu, you can still ask!

The martial arts couple can still say a few words about martial arts cultivation, but they are silent about giving birth, refusing to say it or performing live.

More than ten days have passed in the blink of an eye. The four of them were walking all the way out of a hill to the foot of the mountain, when suddenly they saw two people walking slowly in the woods in the distance.

The man looks like an obscene ordinary person, with a crooked nose, slanted eyes and a leaky mouth, and although his arms and legs are very healthy, they are not beautiful at all, making people feel like thick pork legs.

And the woman is incredibly beautiful, her face and body are not the slightest fault, and she is full of a seductive light, which reflects her very pure, very evil, and very hazy.

The woman and the man were separated by a meter, one left and one right, and walked slowly and silently. In the wilderness, in the middle of nowhere, a man and a woman don't seem to be very close, and their appearance doesn't look very matched, why did they come together?

From a bystander's point of view, the woman is definitely a little stronger than the bear child. But in Qi Youdao's eyes, the bear child is irreplaceable and the most beautiful.

Wuxia was a little fascinated and in a trance, until Wanchen twisted him hard, and then he came back to his senses. "It seems that this woman is not ordinary, Wanchen, you have to be careful!"

Along the way, Wu Xia hasn't said that the killer is ordinary, so it can be seen that we really have to be careful! "It's better for us to wait for them to come!"

Wanchen said unconvinced: "It's not a big deal for me to look at the two of them, let me come to understand and understand first!"

Before she finished speaking, Wuxia had already taken her hand. "Look and see, don't be reckless. It doesn't have to be the enemy! This is an opportunity!"

Wanchen didn't understand for a while, rolled his eyes and thought for a moment, and nodded thoughtfully.

Time flew by, and the two of them were a few steps away from the four of them in a blink of an eye. is closer, the woman's charm is even more difficult, the martial arts eyes are inseparable, the mouth is wide open, and the saliva flows down like water in a pot, forming a line between the mouth and the ground.

Qi Youdao looked at the two of them with his peripheral eyes while thinking of countermeasures. Judging by the performance of these two people, the IQ should not be low, at least stronger than the one who pretends to be a ghost who delivers water.

Against the backdrop of martial arts, the bear child was very satisfied with Qi Youdao's reaction, and couldn't help but hug his arm.

When the woman came to the four of them, she suddenly stopped, raised her hand, beckoned, and threw a wink with a smile on her face.

Qi Youdao suddenly felt that his heartbeat accelerated sharply, and the hot blood in his chest surged, surging up his throat. He closed his mouth and tried to hold back, but his head swelled, his eyes swelled, and his ears swelled. Two hot things squirted out of the nose, and it turned out to be a nosebleed!

It's not good! It's poisoned! What kind of colorless and odorless poison is so powerful! He spit out a mouthful of blood, and he didn't care to wipe the gushing nosebleed, and he was about to run away with the bear child.

The frustrated man jumped in front of him, sneering and blocking his way.

Qi Youdao only felt that there seemed to be countless figures of that woman in front of him, flattering him. The nosebleeds kept flowing, faster than the corpse that turned around, sneering! Twenty or thirty catties of blood were gone in the blink of an eye! Qi Youdao actually felt a little too much blood loss and physical exhaustion. It didn't take long for him to pass out on the ground. The bear child couldn't run away with him at all.

He calmed down, looked at the bear child, and found that she showed no signs of bleeding at all, and was in good health, but supported herself a little uneasily.

He turned his head and looked at the martial arts couple again, and found that the martial arts nosebleeds were similar to him, and even more violent. But Wanchen was fine, holding martial arts in one hand and a knife in the other, looking very angry.

Could it be a poison that only works for men!? It's really amazing! Qi Youdao's eyes are getting darker and darker, his spirit is getting more and more trance-like, and his head is getting more and more painful. He mustered up his last strength, grabbed the bear child's hand and said, "Daughter-in-law, I can't protect you anymore!"

The bear child turned his grief into strength, drew a knife in his hand, and guarded Qi Youdao's side.

The martial artist over there also fell to the ground. Wanchen shook his hand, threw him beside Qi Youdao, and then stood with the bear child.

Wanchen said: "When you go out, you have to clear the enemy and me, and fight quickly." I'm also a generous person, as long as you don't go too far, I don't care. ”

The bear child pondered for a moment, and realized that he did not understand what she meant. "Isn't the enemy right in front of us?

The frustrated man smiled lewdly: "Don't divide it, you two are mine! Let's go and have fun! Hehehehehe!" said it, and a hungry expression appeared on his face.

Wanchen said in disgust: "Fuck your uncle's leg!" After speaking, he stabbed at the frustrated man.

The frustrated man tilted his body and dodged it, then stretched out his big hand, grabbed Wanchen's hand holding the sword, and said excitedly: "The little hand is so white! I will definitely hurt you well when I meet your uncle!" After speaking, Wanchen couldn't bear the pain, and the sword fell to the ground.

The frustrated man didn't know if he had held it for too long, or if he hadn't seen a beauty like Wanchen for a long time, so he was excited, and he pounced on Wanchen with one body.

Wanchen was not as fast as the other party, so he had to block his hand in front of his chest for protection. After all, it was the strength of the frustrated man, his body pressed forward, and a few more stumbles under his feet, and Wanchen was pressed to the ground by him.

When the man was about to kiss him first, the woman who was walking with him suddenly flew up, stood beside him, and then flew up with a kick.

With a thud, the frustrated man crossed an arc and smashed to the ground, smashing many small stones and raising up bursts of dust.

The woman pointed with her hand and said, "How dare you do such a thing in front of me? Let me see it again, and your time of death will come!"

The frustrated man got up from the side, accompanied by the earthy yellow all over his body, and his image became even more obscene. He smiled and apologized. "What the girl said was that I was too excited. I haven't touched a woman for a long time, and I'm a little excited. In the future, you must restrain yourself. ”

The woman warned: "Although I will not keep an eye on you in the future, if I hear that you have persecuted women, I will definitely cripple you, and then throw you into the wild boar pen in heat, and make your death worse than a ghost!"

Hearing this, Wanchen and Xiong Zizi felt a little relieved, but they didn't understand the relationship between the two even more.