Chapter 34: The Wicked

"Really, none of the two women in the family can cook. Mei Youren, who was wearing a big apron, said to himself helplessly, "It's really ...... for me to let a big man do this."

"But, sir, why don't you let me try it?" said Sherlock in an elegant gesture as he scraped the scales of the fish, and said with a slight resentment. "Actually, sir, English food is pretty good. ”

"Oh my lovely Sherlock, to be honest, I really don't want to spit out too much about British food anymore, especially the English food you make. ”

"Sir, I strongly condemn and solemnly protest against your repeated ridicule of our dishes. Oh my God, you almost threw the plate in my face. You know, this is extremely ungentlemanly. ”

"You're a spirit anyway, so it won't be a problem to hit you all on the head, and, Sherlock, if you keep chattering like this, I don't mind turning your attributes into a werewolf. ”

"Oh my God, don't. I don't want to be one of those mad dogs. Okay, okay, I'll serve the plates. Really, stingy like a goblin, it's really ...... Oh okay okay, I'll do it as soon as possible. ”

The hall of Mei Youren's "Demon Cave" had been carefully arranged, of course, at this time, Sherlock's suggestion. In his opinion, this is the most basic respect that the host family has for the guests. The red carpet that Sherlock had pulled out of nowhere had been rolled out of nowhere on the ground, and it was long and straight to the door, making Mei Youren think that the Oscars were going to be presented here.

A long, medieval-style table sits in the living room, already filled with dishes. In fact, it was much later that Mei Youren learned the origin of these tables, chairs and benches - Sherlock had studied space magic, and he used magic to create a personal personal space to store all kinds of everyday objects.

That's right, it's everyday products. Mei Youren was very distressed when he heard this, and asked him how to use such an NB thing like a suitcase. Sherlock didn't say anything, just threw out a couch and had a good time with snacks in one hand and the other in the other......

When Mei Youren finally came out of the kitchen and looked at this table of dishes with a sense of accomplishment, he was surprised to find that the dishes on this table were half a small table. On the side, Qianyu Sakura was looking at Ye Wanqiu, who was caressing her already round belly, with a tangled expression.

"I said, how long have you not eaten?" Mei Youren said to Ye Wanqiu with a helpless expression.

"Sixteen years. ”

Hearing this, Thousand Feather Sakura almost spurted out a mouthful of blood. Just seeing this girl looking like a hungry wolf, I wanted to say, "Have you never eaten in your life?" "Unexpectedly, she really hasn't eaten it in her life.

But then again, although I've heard that some cultivators can open the valley, I haven't heard of anyone who hasn't eaten for the rest of their lives. But looking at this girl's expression, it doesn't seem to be a fake.

"Aren't you all eating?"

"Well, we have been practicing since birth, all we need is the aura of heaven and earth, and everything we eat is unnecessary. Moreover, our Divine Emperor also told us that cultivation requires abstinence, so everything that is not related to cultivation is forbidden. ”

Qianyu Ying looked at Ye Wanqiu in surprise, although there are some hidden families in this world that focus on cultivation, but as far as she knows, even those families will not have such strange customs.

It seems that not only that hateful guy has secrets, but even this seemingly confused girl...... Think of her kind of performance during the day. What an elusive bunch.

"It turns out that the Protoss is such a group of guys. Mei Youren said secretly in his heart. "So, since abstinence, how did your children come about?"

"It's from the temple. Ye Wanqiu's face was taken for granted, as if this sentence was not at all wrong with the reason of "given from the phone bill".

Mei Youren raised his eyebrows, he seemed to understand something, and then asked, "Does your temple admit a lot of young female believers every year?"

"Yes, how do you know? In fact, I am still a candidate for the Holy Maiden, ah......" Ye Wanqiu said proudly, and then, she realized that she seemed to have said something, and covered her mouth tightly.

"It seems so. Mei Youren sighed, seemingly not noticing Ye Wanqiu's words, which made her slightly relieved. "However, if that's really the case, then how ...... the divine realm should be"

The two of them had their own thoughts, and the scene was much colder for a while. Even when Sherlock asked Mei Youren what to do with these missing dishes, he shook his hand absentmindedly and told him to figure it out for himself. So Sherlock happily prepared his English food.

"By the way, who are you talking about?" Seeing that the scene was too cold, Thousand Feather Sakura took the initiative to provoke the topic.

"Oh, it's you from the Thousand Feather family. It's not clear who came, but this time the status of the one who came won't be too low. ”

"You deliberately put that person back at noon?" Qianyu Sakura's voice was slightly surprised: "Then you are still in front of him......"

Speaking of this, she seemed to think of something, and her face suddenly turned red and bright, and there were other people.

"It was an accident, an accident ......" Mei Youren shrugged his shoulders indifferently, saying that it was really an accident. You must know that at that time, I was in the blood clan mode, and it was romantic regardless of the occasion.

"Accidentally, you can, can you ...... like that" Qianyu Sakura's slightly disgusted appearance was quite tasteful, which made Mei Youren can't help but move his index finger a little. But in the end, he still held back, you must know that the person he wants to meet tonight is the "high-level" of the Thousand Feather Family, and he has something to do with Thousand Feather Sakura. If it's fun, the parents come in.

Although it can only bring him a little embarrassment for Mei Youren, but in front of other people's parents, he is already very thick-skinned and black-hearted after many years of practicing outside, and he really can't do such a thing.

As a result, the three of them once again fell into an awkward silence, and the expected visitors from the Qianyu family were also delayed. Even Sherlock's tragic English dish was ready, but the gate was still empty.

"Are you Dongying people all procrastinating?" Mei Youren was a little impatient. In fact, Thousand Feather Sakura was also a little surprised, you must know that one of the family mottos of the Thousand Feather family is not to waste time, and efficiency determines everything. And the Qianyu family also follows this family motto up and down, but how can it be ...... today?

At this moment, a sudden gunshot broke the peace. A bullet whistled towards Mei Youren's eyebrows, but just as he flew to the gate, a transparent ripple suddenly appeared on the empty gate that was originally open, and the bullet only hit a small depression on it, and then it lost its kinetic energy, snapped, and fell to the ground.

Pinching the bridge of his nose, Mei Youren sighed: "It seems that your family is not very friendly." He stood up and drew a pale green ring-shaped rune in the air with his left hand: "No way, that's all." Wake up, my friends. ”

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