The thirteenth recalls the past, the Jade Emperor gave up his love, and in the future, Chang'e will get rid of the red dust

Rulai cried bitterly for a while, calmed down, and thought, the Jade Emperor misses his first love, and he is in a sad mood, and it is natural to cry; I don't have a first love, and I also cry with it, isn't this a fun? Thinking of this, he immediately stopped his grief, wiped away his tears, and saw that the Jade Emperor was still immersed in incomparable grief, so he opened his mouth to persuade:

"Brother, it's almost enough, don't cry endlessly like a child, it's so much a joke? Don't forget, we're people with status. ”

"Brother...... Brother, brother doesn't want to do this...... That's it!" The Jade Emperor said in a choked voice, "But, my brother's eye sockets are shallow, and I don't want to cry when I see the scene...... Control is not ...... Don't live, the floodgates of feelings...... As soon as I opened it, tears ...... I can't stop it...... Flow...... Woo woo woo ......"

"Hehehe...... Unexpectedly, brother, it turns out that you are still an amorous seed. Rulai couldn't help but tease, seeing that the Jade Emperor was still crying with relish, if you have a heart, this guy is enough to screw, it seems that if I don't use the "blinding method" to scare and scare him, it really can't work. So, he exclaimed coldly:

"Brother, look, my sister-in-law is here. ”

When the Jade Emperor heard this, he couldn't help but tremble with fright, and immediately stopped his sad voice and looked at it, only to see the Queen Mother standing in front of him with an angry face, he "Mom!" screamed, his legs were weak, and he knelt on the ground involuntarily.

"Hahaha......" Rulai couldn't help laughing heartily, "Brother, you really have a thief's heart and no thief's guts." What did you see and get down on your knees for no reason?"

"Huh?" The Jade Emperor knew that he had been deceived, and hurriedly looked up, except for the figure of Rulai, who was there any queen mother in front of him? He couldn't help but blush with shame, and quickly stood up, and said angrily to Rulai:

"Rulai, you dare to fool me?"

As for the positive color road:

"Brother, you're wrong. I'm not kidding you, I'm giving you a wake-up call. ――Imagine what kind of situation you would be in now if you saw that your sister-in-law was not a phantom just now? I'm afraid you can't get through by kneeling on the washboard or drinking a bowl of Shanxi old vinegar, right?"

"That's right!" the Jade Emperor said with his forehead, "Brother, wake up the dreamer with a word, you are really my brother's savior." Yes, don't say anything, although Liang Yuan is good, it is not a place to stay for a long time. Brother, let's retreat quickly. ”

"Hehehe...... Brother, this is called the person who knows the times as Junjie. Rulai said with a smile on his face, "Brother, I calculated just now, and now your Chang'e is already a ninth-born human - soon she should come back from the dead and be reincarnated." Chang'e's 10th marriage was even more unfortunate: she would marry a man named Hou Yi. Hou Yi is brave and good at shooting...... In the future, on the day he and Chang'e get married, ten suns will appear in the sky at the same time. In order to save all living beings, Hou Yi sacrificed himself to shoot the sun, and resolutely left Chang'e, who had just put on her wedding dress...... Chang'e was so grief-stricken that she was about to commit suicide by guarding his grave alone...... By chance, I met Taishang Laojun to collect medicine in the lower realm...... After Chang'e ate the elixir given to her by Lao Jun, she was reborn as a fairy and flew away from the red dust to the Moon Palace. ”

"Oh?" the Jade Emperor couldn't help but lift his spirits when he heard this, "Brother, so Chang'e and I still have a chance to meet?"

"Yes, there is definitely a chance. However, brother, don't be too happy, you were only the Jade Emperor in Chang'e's eyes at that time, and she didn't remember that you were once her dragon brother. ”

"Huh?" the Jade Emperor hurriedly asked, "Why? Why?"

Rulai replied:

"Because she has been reincarnated several times from death to life, life and death, she has already drunk n times of 'forgetfulness water' on the Nai He Bridge, and she has long forgotten all the troubles and grievances of the past life. ”

"Oh, according to what you say, isn't there no drama between the two of us?!" the Jade Emperor said in disappointment, "In this way, my relationship with Chang'e can only be a good memory!"

"yes. Brother, if you and Chang'e's first love, if you really can't forget it, you can treasure it in the depths of your heart. ”

"Well, I had no choice but to do so. Brother, let's go back quickly, lest you go back late and be discovered by your sister-in-law, and it's not easy to ask. ”

"Okay, brother, let's go now. -- Since you are like an arrow, I will take you back using the 'Mind Driving Method'. ”

"Oh, what is the 'Mind Driving Method'?"

"The 'Mind Drive' is a magic that I have just successfully cultivated - it is an unusual way of flying, where I want to go, just think about it with my brain, and I will get to that place in no time. ”

"Oh, really? That's pretty fast. Brother, brother likes speed, now you can use the 'Mind Driving Method' to take me back to heaven." ”

"Good. Brother, close your eyes. ”

The Jade Emperor agreed, and as soon as he closed his eyes, he heard Nuwa laugh in his ears:

"Auntie and grandfather, if you come to the Buddha, why are you back again?"

When the Jade Emperor heard this, he hurriedly opened his eyes and couldn't help but be surprised:

"Ahh ”

It turned out that Rulai used the "Mind Driving Method" to bring the Jade Emperor to the Paradise Hotel. I saw that Pangu was still drunk and asleep, and Nuwa waited patiently beside her.

"Why, Uncle hasn't woken up yet?" asked Rulai to Nuwa.

Nuwa nodded and said:

"Yes. If you come to the Buddha, what should I do? Uncle went to heaven for the first time, and I wanted to take him around the heavenly street. ”

"It's easy to do. Rulai smiled, stretched out his hand and touched Pangu's head, and immediately Pangu raised his head, rubbed his eyes with his hand, and said with a smile:

"Why am I asleep? Jade Emperor, make you laugh. ”

The Jade Emperor smiled:

"Where's that. Pan seniors, today's noon hospitality is not good, please forgive me. To welcome you, I have arranged a bonfire for you tonight. ”

"Really? That's great. Jade Emperor, tell you what I want to say, I like to watch the excitement. Hey, hey, hey...... Now there is still half a day before the party starts, and I finally go back to heaven, and I want to take this opportunity to wander around, I don't know if I can do it?"

The Jade Emperor smiled:

"Absolutely. Wa'er, now you will accompany the Pan seniors to the Heavenly Street for a walk. If an old-timer sees something he likes, you can buy it and give it to him. Don't forget to issue an invoice when shopping, and finally I will sign it uniformly, and you can get it to the God of Wealth to reimburse. ”

When Nuwa heard this, she was very happy, and thought to herself, this is a beautiful errand, just because I want to buy a mini skirt, why don't I take the opportunity to issue an invoice for reimbursement?

"Yes. Auntie and grandfather, can I be reimbursed for anything I buy today?"

Without waiting for the Jade Emperor to answer, Rulai preemptively smiled and said:

"Of course, today is a good day, and you can be reimbursed for everything you buy at public expense. However, Comrade Nuwa, you can't take advantage of your work to buy a 'mini skirt' for yourself, right?"