The night in April was still a little cool, after getting out of the taxi, Ling Xiao took off his coat to Jiang Xiaoyu, and the two walked on the streets of the community, relatively silent.

"Don't look at it, I don't have a shell on my face, just say anything you want, you don't feel bad, I'm sorry for you!" Walking downstairs, Ling Xiao finally couldn't bear it anymore, and he amused Jiang Xiaoyu with the posture that you won.

"I hate it~ Won't you talk well?" Jiang Xiaoyu's hard-working atmosphere was instantly disintegrated, and he couldn't help but beat Ling Xiao, if it weren't for his guilt, he really wanted to kick him a few times.

"Of course I'll be able to speak well, but the problem is that you can't speak, okay? If you have something to say, you can either do it, that's your Jiang Woman's style of acting, this twisted style of painting is not suitable for you!" Ling Xiao pursed his lips and stared at Jiang Xiaoyu's slender calves and said.

"Dead Lingxiao, stinky Lingxiao, am I usually so fierce?" Jiang Xiaoyu looked angry after hearing this, and reached out to pinch the soft flesh on Ling Xiao's arm.

"Of course, Jiang Xiaoyu on weekdays is very arrogant, stingy and resentful, domineering, you respect me and I will pay you back a foot, the interest is to sleep lazily and be lazy, and the hobby is to bully good people, such as me, and there are ......" Ling Xiao dodged left and right, and then counted Jiang Xiaoyu with his fingers.

"Stinky Lingxiao, I'll bite you to death!" Jiang Xiaoyu's face was flushed, and he pounced on him with his teeth and claws, this guy was so annoying, he definitely did it on purpose.

"The tigress descends the mountain, the gods are unstoppable, and the ancients will not deceive me!"

The time of a song passed, Ling Xiao looked at the dense small tooth marks on the back of his hand, and suddenly muttered a little desolately, which attracted the sound of the little girl grinding her teeth.

"Hey, Ling Xiao, I didn't expect Sister Yaya to treat you like this today......"

After the joke, the little girl lowered her head a little ashamedly, with grievances and deep remorse in her voice, and there was a faint sound of sobbing, which made Ling Xiao a little helpless.

Women are all made of water? Which bastard is so talented? That's so fucking right! But one thing needs to be corrected, women should be made of rain, because you may have a thunderstorm at any time, and of course, sometimes it is not ruled out that there is only thunder and no rain!

"How big is it, it's normal if you don't know, do you think that people all over the world are like me Ling Xiao, who knows five hundred years before and five hundred years later, the only living Bodhisattva true immortal in the world? Not to brag to you, this heavenly master counts all the heavens and the earth, what kind of toad spirit four-legged snake, catch one and beat one, grab a pair and beat one and scare one!" Ling Xiao exerted his brazen character, which made Jiang Xiaoyu's little face bitter.

"Stinky and shameless!" Jiang Xiaoyu gave him a fierce look, knowing that this guy was deliberately amusing himself, a smile hung on the corner of his mouth, and he walked towards the middle of the floor.

"Hey, I said, buddy suffered such a big crime today, don't you plan to make amends?" Ling Xiao said solemnly with a wave of his hand behind him.

"Hmm...... Say, what compensation do you want?" Jiang Xiaoyu stopped when he heard this, and after thinking about it carefully, he felt as if he really had to do something, otherwise he felt very uneasy in his heart.

"Come on!" Ling Xiao said happily as he closed his eyes.

"What?"

"Kiss one, aren't they all played like this in movies and television, the male protagonist saves the female protagonist, and the female protagonist offers a fragrant kiss in order to repay the kindness, you see, what an inspirational story this is, how similar is it to our experience?" Ling Xiao pointed to himself and then to Jiang Xiaoyu, and said with a serious face.

“...... Get out!"

Well, Ling Xiao feels very sad, really, the development of the plot seems to be a little off the line, I feel that even if the protagonist's aura is added, it can't hide the commotion that overflows the whole body, fairy tales are all lies, Guangliang is too right.

"What are you doing, let's go?" Jiang Xiaoyu came to the hall of the floor, did not hear footsteps behind him, looked back, and saw Ling Xiao still looking at himself in place and smirking, it was too scary in the middle of the night, and he couldn't help asking.

"Well, you go up first, there is a four-legged snake that is not very rude, and it has followed us all the way, I will send him away and go back, good night!" Ling Xiao waved his hand at Jiang Xiaoyu, and then said with a grin.

"Ahh

"Isn't the four-legged snake coming out yet? I don't seem to have any contradiction with Beichuan Snake Jun, we have to have a good chat!"

After Ling Xiao saw Jiang Xiaoyu leaving, he smiled, and then walked towards the greenery next to him, with a faint thunder and lightning in his palm, and the meaning of the threat was self-evident.

'Hiss' A subtle friction sound sounded, and there was a behemoth squirming in the green belt, and as soon as Ling Xiao's words fell, he rushed towards the outside of the community at a very fast speed, apparently trying to escape.

"Look, it's too cheap, if I don't call you here, I just come along, I said that I asked you to come out and talk about let's have a little tea and talk about it, you turn around and run away, it's too inauthentic!"

Ling Xiao teased in his mouth, his figure had lost his trace in a flash, and when he reappeared, the thunder flashed in his hand, illuminating the surroundings brightly, and instantly blasted into the green belt, and a piece of electric snakes danced wildly, which should illuminate a monster covered in pitch black, and the thunder and lightning swept over it, emitting pitch-black smoke.

"Whew~"

The monster roared in pain, it was eight points similar to a humanoid, but its head was covered with fine black scales, its limbs crawled on the ground, like a humanoid lizard, its tongue was forked like a snake hyacinth, and its limbs were strong and powerful, looking up at Ling Xiao and giving warning.

Legend has it that a human baby is thrown in a snake cave, and the baby who is not eaten will be fed snake venom by the snake group and grow up, and when he grows up, he will look like this, like a lizard, like a snake crawling, his whole body is highly poisonous, and he is trained with secret methods, so that his limbs are strong and powerful, and he can tear steel raw, plus he is ugly and hideous, and he gets the name of 'Yaksha', why didn't the snake king come in person?"

Looking at the snake yaksha in front of him, Ling Xiao only felt that he was too full to eat today, no wonder he was called a yaksha, this is too ugly, right?

"Woo~Woo~"

Snake Yaksha roared, and his body wriggled and crawled like a snake, but the speed was extremely fast, leaving deep ravines in his pass, and the earth and rocks were cut like tofu, so you can see how strong the 'snake Yaksha's body is.

"Hey, hey, what do you want to do on this big night? I can tell you, if you dare to do anything, I'll call someone, don't think that you can do whatever you want if you're ugly!" Ling Xiao stepped back, where was the pain, you could clearly see that after Ling Xiao finished speaking, the corners of the snake Yasha's scaly eyes bloomed with a murderous cold light.

"It's really full of malice, this snake king's aesthetic concept is different from ordinary people...... Wait, don't move yet, I'll use my phone to send a circle of friends, let's do it again, you won't have played WeChat, right?

After Ling Xiao finished speaking, he quickly took out his mobile phone with great interest, and almost pissed the 'snake yaksha' on the ground to death, this is damn good, it's too bullying snakes, right?

"Roar~"

Unable to bear it, the snake yaksha didn't want to endure it anymore, and the entire upper body showed a bow-shaped curve, which was the prelude to the snake's attack, and sure enough, in the next second, the snake yaksha turned into a black light, opened his bloody mouth and pounced towards Ling Xiao.