Chapter 11 This monster is a little silly

The woods were silent, and the slightest sound could be heard far away.

Gao Nan restrained the group of "estrus" elites behind him, and said hatefully: "Who will tell Lao Tzu to go back and let him sleep in the pigsty." ”

All the elites kept their mouths shut, joking, and after sleeping in the pigsty, they would not be ridiculed to death by their peers.

Turning around with satisfaction, Gao Nan cautiously touched forward again, seeing that he was about to search all over the mountains and forests, and there was no trace of it, Xiong Er suddenly said: "Young master, look, there is a pair of flower pants." ”

"Isn't it?" Gao Nan looked along his arm, and sure enough, there was a tattered pair of flower pants hanging from the branches, and he really didn't know how much damage he had suffered.

"If there is a voice, they all lie down. Just as Gao Nan continued to crook, there was a sudden shrill sound in his ears that was inaudible, but like scraping the ground.

Quietly picking up the grass in front of him, what appeared in front of everyone was a sturdy donkey demon with a strip of bells and whistles wrapped around his buttocks, which looked a little familiar.

The donkey demon turned around and twisted his buttocks, and the flower pants were completely presented, tattered, barely protecting the vital point.

"Damn, Lao Tzu is blind, it's really unlucky. Gao Nan snorted and scolded angrily.

The donkey demon was startled by him, and thought it was a chasing soldier, but after a closer look, he couldn't help but be happy, it turned out to be a little child, walking with steady steps, approaching Gao Nan, and asked very arrogantly: "Little doll, what are you doing here?"

"Your whole family is dolls, perverted demons. ”

As if he had been stepped on by the tail, the donkey demon jumped wildly and scolded, "You are a pervert, fart child." ”

"Dead pervert. ”

"Ah...... , Lao Tzu will kill you. The donkey demon kicked over with a hoof, and it had the posture of kicking Gao Nan to death.

Gao Nan didn't think that this perverted demon was so shameless, he was unsuspectingly knocked down by a hoof, and his face was even left with a donkey's hoof mark.

"Boss, boys, kill the perverted donkey. As soon as Xiong Er saw the young master being kicked, he immediately burned in anger, beckoned his subordinates, and rushed up.

To say that this perverted donkey demon really has two hits, in the face of the beating, he is at ease, not only good at defense, but also good at kicking people.

The poor nervous elites, who were the opponents of the sinister donkey demon, were put to the ground in a short time.

"Wowhaha, Grandpa Donkey is always invincible. ”

"Your sister, if I don't cry you today, I won't call Gao Nan. ”

"What? testicles? Your father's name is too talented. The demon donkey demon rolled and laughed, and the other elites couldn't help but laugh wildly after being stunned for a moment.

Gao Nan, testicles!

"Shut up the master. Gao Nan's face was full of black lines, this damn donkey demon actually gave himself such a detrimental nickname!

Is it tolerable or unbearable, uncle is tolerable, and aunt is unbearable!

The soles of his feet stomped, and the big stone mill in his hand fell off his head.

The donkey demon howled, and a hoof met him.

boom

The perverted donkey's hooves trembled on the ground, and he was a little numb by the force in the stone mill, and his gaze at Gao Nan also changed a little, this is an iron plate!

". "The shameless donkey demon doesn't know what dignity is, and if he can't beat it, he will run away immediately, and the sand and rocks will fly around, and the scene is very scary.

Gao Nan is angry, innocently bearing this nickname, and the mighty and domineering spirit he wants to crisscross the nine heavens and ten lands is not completely ruined.

"Let me show you the real flying sand and rocks. ”

One step was taken, and the seven kinds of breath in the body flowed rapidly, driving the surrounding aura to run wildly, the woods were alarmed, the flying sand danced wildly, and the stones smashed towards the donkey demon with the strong wind.

The donkey demon is just a little goblin who cultivates on his own, where can he compete with the orthodox spells of the fairy world, and he screams when he is smashed by stones.

Gao Nan sneered, walked to the donkey demon who was smashed by stones and had to hide behind the big tree, and said, "If you don't accept it, next time you dare to find death, I have to kill you." ”

"Okay, you forced me, Grandpa Donkey has been doing it for a hundred years, so I will let you know what is sonic power, what is the aftermath of the beam, three days endlessly!" The donkey demon proudly raised his head, posed as a master in front of the world, his head slowly drooped, and a voice that was a hundred times more difficult than scraping glass was raised little by little.

Gao Nan almost vomited blood, the voice of this goods is simply fatal, no matter how strong his will is, he can't resist it, and if he can't stand it a little, his blood is churning.

I didn't see it, and the elites behind him all vomited blood and worshipped.

"Grandpa Donkey, please don't call......"

Gao Nan endured, no matter how strong he endured, he still couldn't stand it, and his soul wanted to get out and run away by himself.

Lifting the big stone mill with difficulty, he tried his best to throw it with the last bit of strength.

The donkey demon is triumphant, spanning the world for more than 100 years, as long as the beautiful cry comes out, the ordinary people are all excited to call grandpa, this is the true nature of the donkey uncle, too good, excellent make God jealous.

"Haha, boy, have you taken it...... Ahh

boom

With a scream and a dull sound of falling to the ground, the howl of the donkey that can kill people is finally over, and the world is quiet again.

As soon as Gao Nan wanted to step forward and tie up the donkey demon, he heard the murderous cry sound again, and it was even more ugly and louder.

"The stone mill smashed the sky. ”

Gao Nan's heart was depressed, if it weren't for the seven qi in his body, he would have fallen to the ground a long time ago, the pressure was uncomfortable, and the stone mill seemed to turn into thousands in his hands, and he smashed towards the donkey demon frantically.

The miserable donkey demon was smashed into the soil before he could finish howling, and his hooves twitched in pain.

"I really can't do it, hurry up. ”

The donkey demon was completely desperate in his heart, he couldn't beat it, he couldn't beat it, his hooves pulled the ground, and the dirt of the big tent flew and splashed, blocking Gao Nan's vision.

Then he rushed through the woods, disappeared from sight in the blink of an eye, and was so angry that Gao Nan was furious, yelled "where to go" and casually found a direction to chase down.

The donkey demon didn't dare to take off, for fear of being knocked down by the Gaonan stone grinding plate, so he had to sneak forward in the forest, and after a while, he found that no one had caught up, and he couldn't help grinning: "Grandpa Donkey is a genius, not to mention a little doll with no clean hair, even the monsters of Jindou Mountain can't help us." ”

The more I thought about it, the more excited I became, and I couldn't help but cheer again.

"Stupid donkey, lie down for me. ”

Just when the donkey demon was secretly narcissistic, a large wooden stick whirred from the back of his head.

boom

The wooden stick broke, the donkey demon was shocked and dizzy, and just turned around to see who was so bold, when he saw several big sticks attacking.

Bang bang bang......

The stuffy stick didn't stop, and smashed twenty big wooden sticks in a row, and the invincible donkey demon who just boasted of being a genius finally fell in the stuffy stick brigade led by Ergou.

"Wowhaha, I'm just a genius, what monster is not a monster, don't fall under my black stick. ”

"Big brother is amazing. ”

"Big Brother is mighty. ”

Sycophants are like a tide.

"Big brother is a ...... awesome"

Nima!

Ergou slapped the little minion who couldn't speak, and then shouted happily: "Carry this donkey demon and go back to the boss to ask for credit." ”

The thieves swooped up, tied the donkey demon tightly, and swaggered out of the woods.

At the meeting place, Gao Nanzheng was furious and scolded the principals of the major cottages to the point of blood.

"Boss, Ergou is back. ”

Another cottage nagged the main person and pointed at the arrogant and proud Ergou and shouted at Gao Nan, full of bad thoughts in his heart.

Sure enough, when Gao Nan saw the appearance of the second dog, he was even more angry, and the soles of his feet were itchy, and he was about to kick it.

Ergou got closer and saw the boss's black face and big mouth smiling badly, and immediately knew that he was being calculated, so he quickly turned around and yelled: "It's all sharp, hurry up and lift the boss up." ”

Gao Nan's soles were about to kick out, and when he raised his eyes, he saw the donkey demon who was firmly tied to the trunk of the tree and was carried over, and the anger dissipated at once, and it was indescribably smooth.

"Ergouzi, it's good!

was praised by the boss on the shoulder, Ergou's proud nose was about to go to the sky, and the small mouth was completely grinning, and it was about to catch up with the real "big mouth".

The big mouth on the side is like eating a fly, which is not a taste at all, except for the nose humming, but the heart is sour.

"How did you catch it?" asked Gao Nan with a smile.

Ergouzi grinned and said: "Boss, this monster is a little stupid, ran into our encirclement, and narcissistically boasted that he was a genius, so I jumped out and hit him with a stick, and then the brothers smashed it again, and the stupid donkey fell." ”

Gao Nan touched his chin and pondered slightly, and he also knew that he must have fought with himself for a while, suffered some injuries, and got out of trouble, proudly, stupid and defenseless, very embarrassed to be knocked unconscious by the bandit led by the second dog, speaking of which, being a demon does his job, it's really ...... What a shame!