Chapter 5
For Yu Hualong, Yunyousan is both a teacher and a parent, and the kindness is afraid that it will not be over for a lifetime. Today, the master suddenly went out, leaving him here alone, looking at the empty cave, his heart felt extremely desolate.
He cleaned up his mood, remembering that the master had asked him not to peek before leaving, but he was very curious, and the more he didn't let him look at him, the more he wanted to look at it, so what did it matter if he wanted to take a look. So he sat down in front of the cave on the spot, unfolded the scroll in his hand and looked at it, only to see that the scroll was thirty or forty pages thin, the paper was yellowed, the surrounding area was tattered, and the cover was torn off by whom. Write a paragraph at the beginning, frowning left and right, and the pen walks the dragon and snake.
Meaning: Poor Dao has been lonely since childhood, I don't know who my parents' names are, and I am raised by my neighbors. One day into the mountain hunting, in the cave accidentally got a volume of the book of heaven, the word can not be read, but the poor road knows its meaning, the weather contained in the book is thousands, it is a strange book. The poor road then lived in seclusion in the mountains and forests, and consulted for many years. The last one is the method of exorcism and purification of the heart, its law is huge, it can reach the fairyland, and the poor road is studied day by day, and in his later years, he will realize what he has realized in his heart and put it into writing...... I hope that in the future, it will be used by people who are destined, if it is not a person who is destined, forcing this law will be dead, remember to remember.
Wandao
Yu Hualong said in his heart: "I see, this is actually the manuscript of the Ten Thousand Dao Patriarch, and I don't know why it was obtained by the master. "With this in mind, look down.
The first article focuses on the law of imperial objects, "the way of the imperial weapon, the combination of force and qi, the combination of qi and god, the combination of god and instrument, the unity of man and instrument, in order to be able to resist things freely......" "The method of the imperial object taught by the master, originally came from here, I have memorized it very well, you might as well skip it, and see what is written later." ”
Turning to the second article, the first few big words: "Exorcism and Purifying the Heart". When Yu Hualong saw it, he was overjoyed, thinking that according to the patriarch of Wandao, this is a powerful spell, and if he wants to learn it, he will definitely be proud and majestic. I have long left the master's entrustment behind. He straightened his posture and read it carefully. The whole text is dry and difficult to understand, and the strokes are scribbled to the extreme, as if they were scribbled by a mad person. In the end, it came to an abrupt end, as if there was no end.
Yu Hualong suddenly felt bored, he wanted to throw it away and not look at it, but he thought that since this exercise was so powerful, it would inevitably be difficult to learn, and read it slowly, he was so smart and clever that he might be able to comprehend it. He blistered up and forced himself to read on. Why is the article really boring, I can't see the reason for a long time, he gradually feels sleepy, his eyelids seem to have been dropped by a thousand pounds of weight, and he can't break free, and he actually falls asleep in a daze. The nameless scroll fell from his hand, and the paper was blown by the wind, and the hula lavu turned on its own.
When Yu Hualong opened his eyes, the sun was already setting in the west, and he muttered to himself: "Strange, why did you fall asleep?" Thinking of the matter of the ancient scroll, he raised his hand to see where the ancient scroll was still in his hand, and he was busy looking around with his head down, but he had long since disappeared. Yu Hualong panicked in his heart, thinking: "How is this good, when the master comes back, he will definitely be punished." After thinking about it again, Xu accidentally fell asleep, and the ancient scroll was blown down the mountain by the wind.
He was about to follow the wind down the hill to search when he heard a burst of laughter from the cave behind him, as sharp and piercing as grinding teeth. Yu Hualong's cold hair stood on end, and he was scared into a cold sweat, didn't he meet a ghost?
It was getting dark, and the things in front of him became blurry, Yu Hualong strengthened his courage, thinking that he was so strong, it was the age when "others were afraid of him", what was he afraid of, he straightened his chest and shouted: "You are a human or a ghost." ”
The laughter in the cave stopped abruptly, and then a childish voice sounded: "Boy, you come in." ”
Yu Hualong said: "If you let me in, I have to go in? ”
The milky voice said, "Since you don't respect me, I'll go out and reward you with a big mouth." ”
As soon as the words fell, Yu Hualong saw a flower in front of him, and something rushed to his face, and before he could react, he was slapped heavily on the face. For a while, he was dizzy, unsteady on his feet, and fell to the ground. He shook his head and stopped the Venus in his eyes, only to see a short figure standing in front of the cave, blind in the black light.
He took out the fire fold and blew it on, and when he lit it, in the firelight, a little man half a foot tall, with his head tied to the sky, wearing a red belly pocket, a pink face, bulging arms and legs, holding a book in his right hand, and standing at the waist with his left hand.
This book is the ancient scroll of Yu Hualong. When Yu Hualong saw his baby-like appearance, his eyes showed disdain, and he thought: Che, he is a little brat, looking at his appearance, even if he is a ghost, what can he do with me? He shouted confidently: "Hey, that little fart boy, you are holding my book in your hand, hurry up and return it to me, and the ass of the province will be beaten." ”
The little fart pouted with an angry look and said, "You dare to speak disrespectfully to me, slap your mouth." ”
With a snap, Yu Hualong suddenly felt pain in the right side of his face, and hurriedly touched it with his hand, but it was actually swollen. He was slapped by a stinky baby, much to his annoyance. Yu Hualong roared angrily: "Little fart, I'll give you three points, you don't know how to be ruthless, if you don't return the book obediently, I'm not kind to you." ”
"Smack" "You're welcome?"
"Oh, I'm really not kind to you. ”
"Smack" "You're really welcome?"
"Oops,...... You ......"
"Smack" "Scold me?"
"Let's shake hands and make peace. ”
"Smack" "Do you dare?"
Yu Hualong felt aggrieved in his heart, the little boy was agile, he couldn't see his movements clearly, he could only be beaten. His face had been beaten to the point of a pig's head. He couldn't speak clearly, and he said to the little brat: "I obey, don't dare." "The word that came to the ears of the little fart was "Ula Ula Ullah"
"Smack" "What did you say?"
"Ula Ula Ullah. ”
"Smack" "If you don't accept it, you will fight." ”
Yu Hualong's body stiffened, his mouth foamed, his eyes rolled up, and he lay straight to the ground.
"No, you don't want to be beaten, don't play dead. ”
Seeing that Yu Hualong didn't move for a long time, the little fart child put his fleshy little hand in the middle of Yu Hualong's person, "Ah, I'm really out of breath, I'm not trying to kill you, I can't kill, you must not die, you are dead, I am going to be damned, pity me for practicing for ten thousand years, and finally cultivate my human body, and before I go to the mortal world for a walk, my life is going to be ruined here, woo woo ......" Yu Hualong, who kept shaking, became more and more sad the little fart child, and finally cried loudly, and the pink little face cried pear blossoms with rain, attracting pity.
Yu Hualong suddenly stretched out his hand, grabbed the little fart's red belly pocket, laughed happily, his face was bruised, his swollen eyes couldn't be opened, he wiped off the white foam on his mouth, and said inarticulately: "Little fart, I finally caught you." ”
The little fart child was held in his hand, and just came back to his senses, his face was full of anger, and he shouted in a milky voice: "You actually cheated to death." ”
"If I don't cheat to death, can you stop? Oops, my face hurts, no, I'm going to call back. ”
The little boy looked at Yu Hualong with his two index fingers facing each other, and looked at Yu Hualong with teary eyes: "I'm so small and so cute, can you bear to do it?"
"Smack" "Forbearance, you tell me about forbearance? You are still young, you say that you are a person who is tens of thousands of years old." ”
"Oops, you're so ruthless. ”
"Smack" "I'm ruthless?"
"Oh, how about we shake hands and make peace?"
"Smack" "Talk to me and shake hands and make peace?"
"You don't want to make an inch. “
"Smack" "Inch inch?"
“...... You ......"
"Smack" "Scold me?"
"Ula Ula Ullah" ......
The little fart boy threw the scroll in his hand down the mountain, and Yu Hualong saw it, hurriedly threw away the little fart child, and rushed towards the scroll. shouted loudly: "You dare to throw away the ancient scrolls, and I will ask you for compensation if they are broken." ”
The little boy's face was also swollen like a pig's head, and he gently rubbed his face and scolded, "...... This stinky boy is really not the one who suffers. ”
Yu Hualong picked up the ancient scroll, glared at the little boy angrily, and said, "Who are you, and why did you come to my cave mansion?"
The little fart boy stood cross-legged, stood nonchalantly, and retorted: "That ancient scroll was originally mine, but it was stolen by the little rabbit cub of your ancestor Xuanyangzi, and you return it to me." ”
"You actually slandered my ancestor, what evidence do you have to prove that the ancient scroll is yours?"
"I'm a dignified jade ancestor, ten thousand years of Taoism, what's the point of lying to you a little doll. I studied under the Patriarch of Ten Thousand Daos, and you have to call me Uncle Ancestor. ”
"Bah, I thought you were a ginseng baby, what is Shenyu, can you eat it? It's okay to get out of here, be careful that my master comes back and picks your skin. ”
"Boy, if you scold again, be careful that I beat you up again. The little boy paused, and then said, "Your master has long been far away, and you are a little doll left, and I will take back the scroll today." “
Yu Hualong suddenly realized: "Ao, I understand, you took advantage of my master's absence to snatch the ancient scrolls, so despicable." After speaking, he pulled out the jade dragon broken sword with a choking sound, and pointed at the little fart child.
The little boy said with a look of contempt: "You can hurt me with this broken copper and iron, my Divine Jade Ancestor is the fastest in the world." Seeing that you are a junior, I didn't want to bully you, but since you don't know how to lift, then I'm not welcome. ”
As soon as the words fell, Yu Hualong only felt a light left hand, and when he looked down, the ancient scroll was no longer in his hand. The little boy stood where he was, scroll in hand, and looked at him triumphantly.
Yu Hualong was shocked, angry and helpless. The master handed him the ancient scroll and told him not to show it easily, but he didn't expect that in less than a day, he was robbed at the door of his house. The master is as kind to him as a mountain, and he can't repay him, he will only get into trouble since he was a child, and this time he lost the ancient scroll again, his mana is low, and he has no ability to take it back. Thinking of the master's kindness to him and his own indisputability, he was so annoyed that he couldn't say a word for a long time.