Chapter 461: Affection and Etiquette
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Lei Dong was overjoyed: "Old man, big head, really, really let Xiaoxiao be a fox 'essence'?"
"When does Lao Tzu's words stop counting?" Fang Xian laughed and said, "The second child has been secretly investigating her for a long time, and this time she came just as a formality. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Su Xiaoxiao was completely 'blinded' and asked, "What is the fox 'essence', it's so ugly?"
"Xiaoxiao, you have been approved to join the special forces!" Lei Dong couldn't help himself, and hugged Su Xiaoxiao by the waist.
"Really, is it a special soldier like you?" Su Xiaoxiao was overjoyed, hugged Lei Dong's head and took a bite.
"Of course you're different, he's a wolf in charge of killing, and you're a fox in charge of detection. Now that he has become a comrade-in-arms in the same trench, the big head no longer hides it, and explained the situation of the wolf group to Su Xiaoxiao in detail, and finally said: "Of course, your situation is relatively special, and you will not be directly sent to the base for training, so you can only be a third-level blue fox for the rest of your life." ”
Ai Ai took a step forward, held Su Xiaoxiao's hand and said, "From today on, I will be your instructor, and you are still the public security chief of Heping Town, but you have to sleep with me at night." ”
"Huh?" Su Xiaoxiao secretly glanced at Lei Dong: "Are you together every day?"
Ai Ai chuckled, "Then it depends on what kind of relationship you have with Lei Dong." If you two want to be a real couple, I will naturally give you a chance. Otherwise, I don't mind being told that we have a problem with our 'sexuality'. ”
"The marriage certificate has been received, how can it not be a real husband and wife?" Su Xiaoxiao screamed, quickly got rid of Ai Ai's arm, ran to Lei Dong's side, pinched Lei Dong's weakness and said: "My parents have seen you, if you dare to say that this is acting, I will strangle you!"
"Oops, why do you pinch people at every turn!" Lei Dong jumped high in pain.
"Hahaha!" Fang Xianle jumped straight and said: "Second brother, you designed it well, Lei Dong's kid is too wild, there must be such a person to take care of him, otherwise he will get into trouble sooner or later." ”
"Wouldn't it be big, you framed me?" Lei Dong finally found the root of the problem, no wonder Su Xiaoxiao was selected for him by organizing a special 'door'.
"You can be content, a beautiful 'girl' like Su Xiaoxiao is difficult to find with a lantern, Lao Tzu is kind. Do you know how difficult it is to transfer her from Tianhai to Heping Town?" The big head knocked on the 'door' of Lei Dong's brain and said, "Besides, can you deny that you don't like Su Xiaoxiao? Can you deny that you haven't thought about marrying her as a wife in your heart? With your temper, if Lao Tzu doesn't push it, do you still want to fight a bachelor for the rest of your life?"
Lei Dong has nothing to say, he does like Su Xiaoxiao, but at the same time he has a restless heart, and now that his heart has been set, he really doesn't know if it's a blessing or a curse.
"Okay, today is a happy day for the little couple, there are still hundreds of guests to take care of outside, and they will enter the 'cave' room later. The ancestor of the Niu family said happily: "Child, the inheritance of the Qinglong Thief will be 'handed over' to you, people can die, but the inheritance cannot be lost, have you heard?"
Lei Dong said respectfully: "Ancestor, don't worry, I will definitely be a qualified scoop handle!"
"Don't be too strong, after all, the present is not the past. You can toss around with petty fights, but if it really involves breaking the law and committing crimes, the army will definitely not care about you. As for the money, half of it is for you, and half of it must be used for Qinglong. Hello, do it yourself!" Fang Xian patted Lei Dong's shoulder heavily, and then took the arm of the ancestor of the Niu family and walked towards the 'door': "Let's go, don't send me, hurry up and greet the guests." Don't worry, within three days, you and Xiaoxiao will toss around, and no one will be able to trouble you. ”
Lei Dongli saluted: "Old man, don't worry!"
Fang Xian and the ancestor of the Niu family went out, and the big head took out an envelope from his pocket and handed it to Lei Dong, saying, "Since you are married, you have a honeymoon trip, I wish you a happy journey!"
Lei Dong was stunned: "Big head, there is ......"
"You'll know when you see it. The big head walked towards the 'door', and suddenly turned around and said: "Jiang Ling is a good girl, but unfortunately she has no talent, I will arrange for her to be promoted by one liter." Otherwise, the two of you will get tired of being together all day, and it will be troublesome if the small vinegar jar is overturned. ”
"I'm not a vinegar jar!" Su Xiaoxiao twisted his waist and swung his 'hips', but he threw himself into Lei Dong's arms.
"Give you five minutes, call it a day, hurry outside, the guests are about to get suspicious!" Al Ai laughed and walked briskly towards the 'door'.
"What five minutes?" Su Xiaoxiao raised her head.
"He said I was a fast gunner. Lei Dong put his arm around Su Xiaoxiao's waist and took a hard breath of air: "I didn't expect you to be so fragrant?"
"It's not okay here!" Su Xiaoxiao also came to her senses, ran away like a rabbit, and asked, "By the way, what did that person give you just now, did you give a bonus?"
"It's 200 million, what kind of bonus will be given?" Lei Dong opened the envelope, and his face suddenly showed joy: "It's a plane ticket, and the big head arranges for us to go on a honeymoon trip!"
"Really?" Su Xiaoxiao was also overjoyed, grabbed the ticket and looked at it, but was suddenly stunned: "Damascus, is this a tour or a war?"
"What, are you scared?" Lei Dong held Su Xiaoxiao's hand.
"You mean, this is a trip on a mission?" Su Xiaoxiao's eyes suddenly lit up, and he suddenly jumped up, and excitedly raised his arms and shouted: "Long live, I can finally become a Lei 'girl'!"
"Lei 'girl'?" Lei Dong couldn't cry or laugh.
"It's as famous as Bang's 'girl'!" Su Xiaoxiao smiled, her voice was very low, and her body gradually leaned over.
In the banquet hall, the crowd was full of voices, and hundreds of people were 'staggered'.
Those people from Tianhai or Nanshan City are still more reserved, but the people of Qinglong Township can't hold it, a few glasses of wine down, the Qinglong thieves' gangsterism is all 'exposed', guessing the boxing order, and the sound of cursing each other keeps coming, simply treating this place as a hall of righteousness.
Lei Xiqian cautiously accompanied Su Xiaoxiao's family to eat, but she became more and more restless.
Where did my brother and sister-in-law go, they haven't come out for half an hour, haven't you seen that the face of your mother's family is getting deeper and darker?
"Uncle and aunt, I'll toast you two to a glass!" Suddenly, Ai Ai came over with a wine glass, casually pulled out a chair beside Lei Xiqian and sat down, and said: "Uncle, your wedding greetings are so domineering, Director Su was moved by tears 'flowers' and 'flowers', but Township Chief Lei was so frightened that he trembled. ”
"Officer Xiao Ai, it's really hard for you today!" Su Nanan handed over a red envelope with both hands and said: "In the future, you and Xiaoxiao will work together and take care of each other more, if you go to Tianhai, you must go to the house to sit." ”
"Do I still have a red envelope?" Ai Ai happily took the red envelope and said, "Thank you, uncle and aunt, I have earned this bridesmaid and have already won four red envelopes." ”
Su Xiaoxiao's mother anxiously searched left and right: "Xiaoxiao, what about Lei Dong, why don't you greet guests for a long time, I just saw that those county leaders have left, isn't this too rude?"
"They......" Ai Ai sighed instead of going on.
Su Xiaoxiao's mother suddenly became nervous and asked, "What's wrong with them?"
"Persuasion. Ai Ai sighed again and said, "You saw the two old men just now, one is ninety-three years old, the other is ninety-six years old, and they have reached the age of no taboos. ”
Su Nanan couldn't help but laugh and said: "Centenarians, there are indeed no taboos. These two old men are making such a fuss at the banquet, it is a blessing for the children, I originally wanted to toast them, why can't I find it suddenly?"
Ai Ai made a helpless gesture and said: "The two of them quarreled, eating elbows and boiled 'chicken' at the wine table, and there was no winner or loser, and they went outside to wrestle." You think, they are the old birthday stars at the wedding banquet, in case there are three long and two short, no one can bear the responsibility. No, Director Su and Township Chief Lei have been persuading, but they haven't persuaded peace for half an hour. ”
"Ah, these two dead old men, isn't this a mess with my brother's wedding?" Recy was furious, stood up and asked, "Sister Ai, where are they?"
Ai Ai pointed behind her and said, "You know, it's the separate compartment No. 1. ”
"I'll go now!" Recy was furious and walked away.
Su Nan also stood up and said, "I'll take a look." ”
"Oh, uncle and aunt, you don't have to go. Those two old guys are desperately pouting, and the more people there are, the more they toss. Ai Ai pressed Su Nan the seat, took a piece of 'meat' with chopsticks and put it on the plate in front of him, and said, "Uncle and aunt, your table is the most authentic bandit dish, and Chef Fang is in charge of it himself." You look at the 'meat', it's the real roe deer 'meat', and the other tables are replaced with rabbit 'meat'. ”
Su Nan was still in the mood to taste the roe deer 'meat', and he anxiously looked for Lei Xiqian who had just left.
Lei Xiqian was furious, walked through the special passage, and came to the 'door' of the No. 1 box, without thinking about it, lifting the 'leg' was a kick.
"Dang!" the door almost shattered.
"Ahh
"Sissi, what are you doing here?" followed by a roar of rage from Leidon.
"You ...... Didn't you fight?" Lei Xiqian was dumbfounded, there were not two old men fighting inside, but Lei Dong and Su Xiaoxiao were leaning on each other, seemingly doing some intimate actions, and now they were busy tidying up their clothes.
"Who said we fought?" said Lei Dong was furious.
For the first time in his life, he was close to a 'girl' child purely because of emotion, and he just hugged Su Xiaoxiao and kissed him twice, feeling very different from the previous scenes, and when he was about to explore further, he was destroyed by Lei Xiqian.
"Who else can there be besides Ai Ai?" In this regard, Su Xiaoxiao was obviously faster than Lei Dong.
"It's unreasonable, I tore her apart!" Lei Dong was furious and strode towards the 'door'.
"Stop!" Su Xiaoxiao walked a few steps quickly, grabbed Lei Dong's arm, and said, "Don't forget what day it is, what will others think if you walk out so angrily?"
"That's it, aren't you making your sister-in-law ugly?" Lei Xiqian also came over and hugged Lei Dong's other arm: "Brother, laugh one, hey...... Right...... That's it, keep it up! It's like a bridegroom!"
Lei Dong smiled bitterly: "Why is it so ...... to get married?" Oops...... Great!"
"Okay, just smile sweetly. Su Xiaoxiao's right hand slowly lowered from Lei Dong's soft underbelly.
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